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shurveer · 5 months
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Everything is a penis if you think about it long enough
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tikus-library · 1 year
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"Long Enough"
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Avengers AU - Drabble Day
Feb 2023
Characters: Brock Rumlow/Reader
Posted: Feb 17th
WARNINGS: teasing?
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It didn't matter.
Not that you cared what anyone thought.
Especially not him.
Not like there was anything going on between the two of you.
There definitely wasn't.
There never was.
You didn't look forward to seeing him strut through the building, hands shoved into pockets or busy moving around. His hands were distracting, almost as much as his eyes or the way he smirked. You dropped your head, letting it thunk to the desktop in front of you, scurrying to catch your cup when it teeters thanks to the motion.
Maybe he wouldn't notice?
But he had noticed when you had dyed your hair…
You needed to get some work done, maybe it would help, distracting yourself, and even if he did notice you could keep yourself busy enough to not notice his reaction.
It didn't matter.
But then he walked in.
Brock Rumlow.
And YOU noticed. You noticed when he slowed, that intense stare stopping on you. The way he ignored Jack as the guy kept talking, Brock's head slowly cocking to the side, lips pursing.
He didn't like it.
You felt sick. A stone sinking into your gut. You had done it out of sheer boredom, you had fucked with it since you hadn't done that in forever and now…
"Oh god.." you squeaked as he started towards you. It took all of five strides, long legs worked like that and you hadn't had enough wherewithal to push away from your desk and run away.
"You cut your hair," he bit out leaning a hip against your desk.
You couldn't stop yourself, reaching up to grasp at the end of your hair, not too short, not really, just shorter than what you had before. "I- yes I did. It's nice, quick and easy to care for…. Is it- do you not…?"
Brock watched you stumble over your words, eyes gleaming in a way you couldn't read, he leaned down close, eyebrow raising as he made an over dramatic show of inspecting it. You fought the urge to jerk away when he reached out and tucked an errant strand behind your ear, your breath escaping in a small gasp. Just short enough.
Brock shrugged thick shoulders, "suits you," he offered watching as you smiled up at him from your seat, he liked the way you looked up at him, the way you looked so innocent and the thoughts that brought up. He sighed heavily, leaning in closer, so that he could whisper his next choice of words, "still long enough to pull," he hummed under his breath, low enough that nobody else could hear and just for you. You shivered at the way his voice seemed to burn through your veins and pool low in your gut, eyes widening at his choice of words and making your brain stop working.
Brock smirked as he straightened and took in your wide eyed expression, the way you lips parted yet you made no noise. He wondered if you would be that quiet under him or if you'd be a little louder? "That's a good look on ya," he growled, shoving his hands in his pockets before he did something like tug your hair to see if he could get you to make a noise in the middle of the damned office.
You blinked and realized he had walked away, Jack following along and cracking into hard laughter. He had said that. He. Had. Said. THAT?! THAT had definitely just happened.
"Still long enough to pull."
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theblackestofsuns · 4 months
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"Long Enough"
Fantastic Four Annual #6 (November 1968)
Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and Joe Sinnott
Marvel Comics
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gibbearish · 4 months
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my psych appointment is monday so ive decided to quit taking the wellbutrin now rather than waiting till then because i already know for sure its not working if not making it worse. and wow wouldnt you know it i already feel slightly better than i did yesterday
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trayzen-the-infinite · 8 months
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Theirs a line from a stand up bit from a comedian Bill Burr (highly recommend it the guy is the inheritor of George Carlins sense of humor) in his bit he talks about Feminism and how he knows it’s going to fail because despite the fact every scientific study shows women are smarter than men women can’t unite. Women don’t support the WNBA and would rather watch trash shows like Real House Wives, which is just a bunch of women tearing each other apart. He says that that’s the message women are sending “where are all the feminists?! That place should be packed with feminists!” They don’t want to watch women come together as a unit and achieve a common goal, they would rather watch them destroy each other. The WNBA is failing and those women aren’t making money because they’re not turning a profit for the nearly a quarter of a century, it’s a male subsidized league, men gave women a league and no one is showing up. He then went on to talk about how feminist successfully managed to remove bombshell models from advertising and replaced them with average looking models, they don’t turn and eye and no one knows who they are. He quotes a line you’ve probably heard a million times “how am I supposed to compete with that?” and his answer was both straightforward and packed with frustration over that statement “you can’t! How conceited are you?! These are 1 in a million types of women with so much money backing them! No man watches a movie and then Chis Hemsworth shows up shirtless and thinks ‘fuck how am I supposed to compete with that?!’ you’re not going to, it doesn’t happen!” it just encapsulates everything wrong with this generation of feminism. It’s less about womens rights and more of a council of bitter, jealous women using a civil rights group to tear into each other. It’s honestly really sad and when he frames it like he did it’s hard to argue that feminism won’t fail, because they keep sending the message that they hate each other.
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corvicarum · 6 months
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smthn u must know about me
i am absolutely in love with fromsoft games... bloodborne remains my favorite but man elden ring and dark souls 3 are really really solid. ds1 & 2 are FINE, and we do not talk about demon souls...
edit: sekiro was fun too.............................
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thewolfisawake · 9 months
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“⇆” Wait wait, the cons too
Send “⇆” for our muses to swap bodies!
At first nothing was amiss. Her bed was plush. Smooth bedding and clothing. Though she didn't remember having something of this color. If anything was off it was that everything was set up backwards? But to be fair to the world, she hadn't had her coffee to be fully aware.
She stepped past a mirror, failing to notice her appearance. However what she did notice was something shiny. Sure, she had baubles and cute things. But looking at it...this wasn't hers.
But where had she seen it before? Altyn wracked her sleep addled brain but came up short. Probably from the lack of aforementioned coffee. She put the item down and searched for her kitchen. And nearly tripped on its raised position. That was odd but the changeling trekked on. But the irritation grew as she noticed her coffee maker was absent from the counter, completely missing the coloring of it.
"Where are you..." she growled before thinking something off, "...ugh am I getting sick?"
Altyn cleared her throat. She hadn't had issue with voice changing in years. Running a hand through her hair, there was a start as she found her locks stop short. Did someone cut her hair?
Oh, someone was dead. But first, she had to survey the damage. A bit more awake, she was able to find a mirror. But when she did, she saw a familiar face but she shouldn't have. So naturally, there was shriek that likely woke anyone within their compound.
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roald-ragin · 2 years
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if this blog goes, i'm not inclined to be back. call it freedom at last, and take that as y'all want to.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 29 days
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The math just adds up!
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scurvioli · 19 days
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emptyportrait · 2 months
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i'm actually so fucking sick of zionists using phrases such as "Was it worth it, Hamas?" cause literally what the fuck are y'all yapping about??? Israel has been indiscriminately bombing gaza in front of our eyes since last October, Israel has murdered more than 30 thousands Palestinians within 5 months, Israel is forcefully starving gaza, Israel is the one committing war crimes everyday, Israel is continuing genocide and ethnic cleansing. Israel. is. illegally. occupying. Palestine.
we all know who are the perpetrators here. and zionists can't gaslight people into "hamas started it" bullshit anymore. everyone is actually sick of Israel's dumb colonialism propaganda where they just repeat same old tactics “how dare you palestinians resist us, after we have your stolen land, freedom, human rights and subjugated your people under fascist colonial regime.”
Israel carry out atrocities in broad daylight and then go ahead blame Palestinian resistance for the said act of savagery they've performed, "O their audacity!" indeed!
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whatkindofnameisella · 2 months
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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.
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annalyticall · 2 months
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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endusviolence · 1 month
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Rowling isn't denying holocaust. She just pointed out that burning of transgender health books is a lie as that form of cosmetic surgery didn't exist. But of course you knew that already, didn't you?
I was thinking I'd probably see one of you! You're wrong :) Let's review the history a bit, shall we?
In this case, what we're talking about is the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, or in English, The Institute of Sexology. This Institute was founded and headed by a gay Jewish sexologist named Magnus Hirschfeld. It was founded in July of 1919 as the first sexology research clinic in the world, and was run as a private, non-profit clinic. Hirschfeld and the researchers who worked there would give out consultations, medical advice, and even treatments for free to their poorer clientele, as well as give thousands of lectures and build a unique library full of books on gender, sexuality, and eroticism. Of course, being a gay man, Hirschfeld focused a lot on the gay community and proving that homosexuality was natural and could not be "cured".
Hirschfeld was unique in his time because he believed that nobody's gender was either one or the other. Rather, he contended that everyone is a mixture of both male and female, with every individual having their own unique mix of traits.
This leads into the Institute's work with transgender patients. Hirschfeld was actually the one to coin the term "transsexual" in 1923, though this word didn't become popular phrasing until 30 years later when Harry Benjamin began expanding his research (I'll just be shortening it to trans for this brief overview.) For the Institute, their revolutionary work with gay men eventually began to attract other members of the LGBTA+, including of course trans people.
Contrary to what Anon says, sex reassignment surgery was first tested in 1912. It'd already being used on humans throughout Europe during the 1920's by the time a doctor at the Institute named Ludwig Levy-Lenz began performing it on patients in 1931. Hirschfeld was at first opposed, but he came around quickly because it lowered the rate of suicide among their trans patients. Not only was reassignment performed at the Institute, but both facial feminization and facial masculization surgery were also done.
The Institute employed some of these patients, gave them therapy to help with other issues, even gave some of the mentioned surgeries for free to this who could not afford it! They spoke out on their behalf to the public, even getting Berlin police to help them create "transvestite passes" to allow people to dress however they wanted without the threat of being arrested. They worked together to fight the law, including trying to strike down Paragraph 175, which made it illegal to be homosexual. The picture below is from their holiday party, Magnus Hirschfeld being the gentleman on the right with the fabulous mustache. Many of the other people in this photo are transgender.
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[Image ID: A black and white photo of a group of people. Some are smiling at the camera, others have serious expressions. Either way, they all seem to be happy. On the right side, an older gentleman in glasses- Magnus Hirschfeld- is sitting. He has short hair and a bushy mustache. He is resting one hand on the shoulder of the person in front of him. His other hand is being held by a person to his left. Another person to his right is holding his shoulder.]
There was always push back against the Institute, especially from conservatives who saw all of this as a bad thing. But conservatism can't stop progress without destroying it. They weren't willing to go that far for a good while. It all ended in March of 1933, when a new Chancellor was elected. The Nazis did not like homosexuals for several reasons. Chief among them, we break the boundaries of "normal" society. Shortly after the election, on May 6th, the book burnings began. The Jewish, gay, and obviously liberal Magnus Hirschfeld and his library of boundary-breaking literature was one of the very first targets. Thankfully, Hirschfeld was spared by virtue of being in Paris at the time (he would die in 1935, before the Nazis were able to invade France). His library wasn't so lucky.
This famous picture of the book burnings was taken after the Institute of Sexology had been raided. That's their books. Literature on so much about sexuality, eroticism, and gender, yes including their new work on trans people. This is the trans community's Alexandria. We're incredibly lucky that enough of it survived for Harry Benjamin and everyone who came after him was able to build on the Institute's work.
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[Image ID: A black and white photo of the May Nazi book burning of the Institute of Sexology's library. A soldier, back facing the camera, is throwing a stack of books into the fire. In the background of the right side, a crowd is watching.]
As the Holocaust went on, the homosexuals of Germany became a targeted group. This did include transgender people, no matter what you say. To deny this reality is Holocaust denial. JK Rowling and everyone else who tries to pretend like this isn't reality is participating in that evil. You're agreeing with the Nazis.
But of course, you knew that already, didn't you?
Edit: Added image IDs. I apologize to those using screen readers for forgetting them. Please reblog this version instead.
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