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onioneyez · 2 months
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Yesterday my dad was helping me clean the trap under my sink (BLEGH GROSS) of the gunk from the house’s last owners (STINKY BAD HAIRS CLUMPS) because I hurt my neck and I guess because he loves me and he bumped the side of the cabinet hard while working (SLUDGE HANDS NO GLOVES) and out of the shadows a heretofore unknown and entirely unexpected bucket of water clattered down onto his face, drenching him.
Inside? Was one single plastic comb.
Secret combs. In my own house!
So like imagine what secrets the depths of the ocean must hold
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Melian and Thingol do not count as a background couple u fuckign moron. They have a whole CHAPTER to them!!!!!!!!! U have the reading comprehension of an American. I love bimbos
Im furiously sucking your elronded dick st the speed of light
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sculkshrieking · 2 months
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redrew my favorite Saw IV scene
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stjudy · 1 year
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absolutely losing it to their face journey while replying to the question why it’s important that the show is unabashedly queer than the film
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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lotus-pear · 7 months
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rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus
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eastgaysian · 1 year
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roman basically going to kendall after firing gerri like For the love of god someone please stop me and kendall going up on stage after roman backs out like If someone stops me i am going to fucking die and shiv neatly scheduling her grief so that no one gets any insight into her trajectory at all. Guys the portal. look at the portal
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ink-the-artist · 9 months
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Workplace Divinity
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timotheecontent · 1 month
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Behind the scenes of Wonka (2023) Dir. Paul King
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bone-apple-teeths · 2 months
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ok but what if i edited all of john's lines and the music out of the entirety of malevolent so it just sounds like what a bystander would hear
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calmbigdipper · 3 months
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Beauty according to Alhaitham
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twstedforyou · 1 year
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“Your third set of familiars--Octavinelle, the information broker company for all your snooping needs! You’ll make good use of our services, won’t you?”
Masterlist || Askbox
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delicourse · 6 months
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jolyne doodles
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Nygmobblepot Text Meme
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