Yesterday my dad was helping me clean the trap under my sink (BLEGH GROSS) of the gunk from the house’s last owners (STINKY BAD HAIRS CLUMPS) because I hurt my neck and I guess because he loves me and he bumped the side of the cabinet hard while working (SLUDGE HANDS NO GLOVES) and out of the shadows a heretofore unknown and entirely unexpected bucket of water clattered down onto his face, drenching him.
Inside? Was one single plastic comb.
Secret combs. In my own house!
So like imagine what secrets the depths of the ocean must hold
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Melian and Thingol do not count as a background couple u fuckign moron. They have a whole CHAPTER to them!!!!!!!!! U have the reading comprehension of an American. I love bimbos
Im furiously sucking your elronded dick st the speed of light
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roman basically going to kendall after firing gerri like For the love of god someone please stop me and kendall going up on stage after roman backs out like If someone stops me i am going to fucking die and shiv neatly scheduling her grief so that no one gets any insight into her trajectory at all. Guys the portal. look at the portal
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