#look at me drawing the old men

[kiisaes]

(in dimple voice) ayo? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

#my first serirei YIPPEE #i have a very unhealthy liking to these 30 year old pathetic as fuck men #sorry if they look a little weird .. i haven't drawn serizawa before and the mp100 style is generally pretty difficult for me #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #serizawa katsuya #reigen arataka #dimple #serirei #fan art #gif #animation #becki draws stuff n stuff

[yummy-egg]

Thank you psyche of nawts for literally bringing me and my bf together 🥺💞

Would have been my GOTY regardless, but it is the first game I 100%’d and got all achievements for.. ever ! hehe 🌈💖

#my art #fanart #psychonauts #helmut fullbear #bob zanotto #feast of the senses #<- they are huge favs so I will make you look at them asfoihaiu #I love everyone but.. random assortment of sweeties.. #yes I made the kissy smoochy drawings after we became a couple cuz the gay old men are literally us 🥺 #they are literally t4t gnc gays like we are n it's everything 2 me 🤧💖

[skitskatdacat63]

Hey do you remember all those videos of Fernando smelling flowers? Haha yeah....

#posting this both while im asleep and after whatever bee event ends up happening #so who knows what will happen! will we get nothing? will we get eye contact? will we possibly get an interaction? its a surprise!! #anyways this is basically me hearing about seb's bee event and he said the drivers will be there #me deep in my vettonso brainrot: OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA BE IN THE SAME VICINITY #will be so funny for me if when i wake up i find out fernando didnt even go 😭 #but we remain hopeful 🙏 #also this is just very funny to me bcs like both seb and fernando have very specifc quirks #and what are two of their specific quirks? seb and his bee thing. fernando and his flower thing from this season #so this fanart is perfect y'know 🥰🥰🥰 #also screeching over how this is the first canon au drawing ive ever drawn. ive literally never drawn non-au until now 💀💀💀 #okay and now some horrible jokes thay happened during the process of this: #thesis of this drawing: whats Fernando gonna do? Pollinate him? 😏 #C. why did you have to make me think of bees that produce sex pollen 😭😭 this is gonna haunt me forever. but also vettonso post-japan fic- #and then also the barry benson thing. im like what do humanized bees look like and then realized 'oh no....oh no.' #fernando to seb at the bee event: 'ya like samurais...?' SORRY 😭 #also having to pick the colors from one of my historical au drawings was haunting. just the sheer difference btwn them yknow...... #anyways please take my old men yaoi. took a break from historical yaoi to draw this 😭😭😭😭 #this is my peak vettonso fanart cannot improve from here. also a fever dream #vettonso #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #catie.art. #*not gonna edit the tags bcs i like the time capsule of it all but like. yeah. we were fed. #*catie from 2 hours prior(atm its 3 am) would be so pleased right now i think

[gumioe]

i think men should be banned from creating magical girl series. especially """""dark and subversive"""" magical girl series. just fundamentally i don't think they respect the genre enough to be subverting it or really going anywhere near it

#shut up boo #i like pmmm for the toxic yuri but i also very hate it for what it did to the genre #edgy magical girl things have the same vibe to me as those old viral drawings of disney princesses like 'after the movie' or whatever #like it had ariel being caught in a fishing net and like snow white being assaulted by the dwarfs idk i only remember ariel tbh #just like. shit made by annoying people (men) who think themselves brilliant and innovative for asking the bold question of #'what if OPTIMISTIC thing... was CYNICAL instead???' #'WHAT IF HAPPY PINK THING MADE FOR GIRL WAS EDGY AND DARK AND MANLY AND NOW I CAN LOOK AT IT WITHOUT MY DICK FALLING OFF'

[u3pxx]

maybe giving this old man* fangs was a bad idea

#nobody. look at me . DFGHDJ #sunnysidewips #man idk #I CANT FIND MY PAINT so im drawing old men. such is life

[bam-bo0zle]

I think Joey's mentioned this before but I feel like the terror/ofmd/good omens fans would love les mis. I'm like dangling the old men infront of their faces.

ooooooohhh look at him he's jean valjean he's sixty and has went fully white and he's also a saaiinttt(swaying him side to side like a big cat).

#anyways alot of the 'old men' fandoms on tumblr need to remember their roots and look at valvert #like they were the blueprint they were the original #she (victor hugo) began tumblr old man shipping to me #this is totally not a plot to get all the old man artists to draw valvert #valvert #les mis #les miserables #Heyyyyyyyyyy the terror fans... those old men loook silly.. what about..... these old men?

[moxymaxing]

whatever. old man yuri blast 💥

#‘mal/Clarence was one sided’ NOT FOR ME. YOU DONT KNOW THEM LIKE I DO #unfortunately i also have to add a warning that all of this is just made up in my mind. head in hands #bizly hates old gay men why can’t they be happy. this is so self indulgent no one look at me. #whatever whatever…….i don’t even care that much……. #mart #clam jrwi #jrwi clam #wait this is my first time drawing an actual romantic couple no wonder I feel so weird about posting this. what if they think I’m cringe #<- I should just draw whatever I want though kill the part of me that cringes amen #what am I even saying. I have a test due tomorrow

[mrtequilasunset]

all I've drawn in weeks is these two guys and they stare at me like this every time i open my canvas before i inevitably close it and do something else

#oc art #i have GOT to draw old men fucking #that always gets me back in the groove #anyways these are two of the guys from that fuckin pale metal post #theyre loser weirdos and I've had them since 2020 #yes they look Like That on purpose

[toxooz]

omg i literally love wheelbitten as a comic and ur art is amazing

random question but how long have u been drawing as an artist and do u have advice.............

thank uuuu and I've been drawin my ass off since I could hold a pencil and I'm 24 (25 next month) now so this shit wasn't overnight by any means lmfao idk the way i did it was have A Thing that you like drawing and just draw the fuck outa it and eventually you'll get better for sure whether it be the desire to get better at drawing said thing makes you do research and study something to become better at it or just literal muscle memory from drawing said thing so much. I had lil spouts of taking time to get better at specific things like anatomy, shading, ect. by studying it but overall i just subconsciously got better by mentally picking up new things everytime i draw and analyzing the world around me. Even recently i got to see that with drawing tactical gear (that ive never really drawn before and never wanted to draw in my life) soley bc i just REALLY fukkin love Ghost and Konig

i went from being terrified and intimidated of drawing tactical gear (even trying to put a gun in front of it as if that was any better lmfao) it used to be vague as hell and my brain would shut down just trying to look at the references(i remember having a ''shit man am i even gunna be able to draw these characters???'' moment of dread the first time i was drawing Konig pffft) to absolutely loving drawing tactical gear and seeing how much more detailed i can make it with every new drawing, so a complete 180 but that's bc im just totally obsessed with the characters and drawing is how i express that sO thats mainly what i mean by just have a thing that you love and want to draw and the rest should follow with time, patience, and practice. I think it's about training your brain and motivation to pick up on details or a certain way something looks in lighting (or lack thereof) bc my brain is probably wired a certain way after art being like a centerpiece of my development to the point to where drawing is just What I Do and at this point if i dont draw for even a few days i start getting vaguely antsy and fidgety it's crazy lmfao SO idk if this is worded like i need it to but yeah art and the act of drawing can be frustrating as hell but it should be enjoyable and rewarding above all else at the end of the day!

#i drew bc the piece of shit im unfortunately biologically related to drew a lot when we were kids so id just copy her #then i drew winged wolves and dragons and the occasional horse for like 7 years then The Axel obsession started #where i drew axel from kindom hearts literally all the time and had 870000 aus for him where i would draw for all of them #when i tell you the obsession for him was catastrophic u best believe but it kept me drawing like a motherfucker until i made my monster oc #which was around the age of 15 is when i started consistently drawing humanoids #OH YEAH i had a whole lion king phase too in 2011 where i would strictly draw lions all the time and my first record of drawing online was #on the lion king fanart archive (which i still visit to look back its like visiting an old janky friend:') ) #but yeah then my heart was stolen by my ocs and all the potential designs i could make them #and thats where i am now aside from the festering COD masked men obsession boiling over in the corner AHA #so basically latch onto an obsession and pick up that damn pencil #even as a kid if i liked anything the immediate connection was trying to draw it #didnt matter how weird to draw or undrawable it was my ass would be in that notebook bc its the only way i know how to express myself lmfao #this is long as fuck but NOW im out peace skskksk

[koskela-knights]

😳⛓

#What about Ilmo in a bulldog harness 😳👀 #ilmo koskela #oops thirst post #saw great fanart of other characers in collars so I'm surprised it took me this long to contribute with my man ilmo #it was only a matter of time before I would Sexualize That Old Man by putting him in an Outfit^tm #the front ring is great for puling btw 👀 who said that #not me literally owning a harness like this <3 #love to draw those old men all blushy and flustered #my posts #my doodles #ngl both jaakko and ilmo would be popular at a gay club #2 versions becos i couldnt choose between the smug look and the droopy one #this image came to me past midnight so I sketched it down so I wouldn't forget on xmas morning <3$

[licorishh]

Genshin characters age headcanons masterlist (updated)

Yeah. I could give you many reasons why I believe some of the more debatable/"controversial" ones are very sensible and Good based on just freaking paying attention to context given in the game but for now I'll just compile a basic list. If you'd like to hear my reasoning for some of these you're welcome to ask as long as you're polite about it.

List under the cut.

Aether/Lumine: 19

Amber: 18

Kaeya: 22

Lisa: 33

Barbara: 17

Razor: 16

Xiangling: 16

Beidou: 29

Xingqiu: 15

Fischl: 19

Ningguang: 31

Bennett: 18

Noelle: 18

Chongyun: 16

Sucrose: 20

Jean: 21

Diluc: 22

Qiqi: 6-8 (Hard to tell given she's a zombie and talks and acts differently from normal)

Mona: 20

Keqing: 21

Venti: 20 (biologically)

Klee: 7-ish?

Diona: She's so hard because she literally runs a business and acts like an adult but she's super short. I have no idea.

Tartaglia: 21

Xinyan: 19

Zhongli: 37

Albedo: 21

Ganyu: 23

Xiao: 20

Hu Tao: 18

Rosaria: 23

Yanfei: 21

Eula: 24

Kazuha: 20

Ayaka: 18

Sayu: 9- or 10-ish maybe?

Yoimiya: 18

Kujou Sara: 24

Raiden: 28 (biologically)

Kokomi: 18

Thoma: 20

Gorou: 18

Itto: 26

Yun Jin: 19

Shenhe: 23

Yae Miko: 30

Ayato: 26

Yelan: 24

Shinobu: 20

Heizou: 21

Collei: 16

Tighnari: 22

Dori: Super hard to tell, because again, she lives alone and runs a business by herself despite using the short girl model.

Candace: 24

Cyno: 23

Nilou: 21

Nahida: 7-9

Layla: 18-19 (she seems to maybe be in her first year of college - definitely in college, I'm just guessing the year here)

Faruzan: 24 (I know she's like a hundred years older but she was stuck and didn't age and I'm talking biologically still)

Scaramouche: 21 (biologically)

Yaoyao: 7-ish?

Alhaitham: 26

Dehya: 25

Mika: 17

Kaveh: 27

Baizhu: 34

Kirara: 20

Lynette: 20

Lyney: 20

Freminet: 17 (Don't know how much younger he is than his siblings, just guessing based on context and the way he talks and acts)

Furina: 21 (biologically)

Neuvillette: 36 (biologically)

Wriothesley: 32

Navia: 26

Clorinde: 27

Sigewinne: Basically impossible to know as she's a Melusine and not a human

Charlotte: 21

Signora: 29

Dottore: 33

Arlecchino: 31

Dainsleif: 22 (biologically)

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #this is largely aimed at people who are under the mistaken impression that any characters have a CANON age particularly the travelers #sarah miller-crews saying she was under the impression the travelers were 15 and then correcting #and saying “actually i don't know for sure that's just what i thought” has left the fandom with the mistaken idea that that is solid canon #and it most definitely is not #i find it much easier to believe the traveler is biologically 18 at the very least #largely because of that part in one of the mondstadt quests where kaeya is openly flirting with the traveler (obviously as a joke but still #he's clearly a young adult and would not at all be flirting with a teenager as a joke or otherwise #this is also why the way lisa flirts with the traveler makes me extremely uncomfortable (and i think it's intended to) #because even though i headcanon them as 19 she seems like she's in her late 20s and that's a bit much of an age gap #this is also largely aimed at one particular artist who keeps drawing neuvillette and wriothesley and making them both look like old men #it weirds me out because there's literally a line in the fontaine archon quest where paimon says wrio's younger than she expected him to be #and neuv is pretty nimble and uses the young male adult model so idk where that person got the idea that they're in like their mid 50s #calling them both “wrio” and “neuv” feels very cursed but there is unfortunately a character limit in the tags #it annoys me that the fandom is completely blind to context and just goes “medium height model equals teenager #and tall height model equals adult" because if the medium height female characters in liyue are any clue that is definitely not the case #ganyu and keqing literally work IN THE GOVERNMENT #hu tao RUNS A FUNERAL HOME #yanfei is a freaking lawyer #they would not be letting teenagers do that #heck this is the case in every nation almost #tighnari runs the whole dang forest ranger thing out in gandharva ville #cyno also literally works for the government and is like their frickin chief of police for the entire frickin country #faruzan is a licensed professor at arguably the most prestigious university in all of teyvat #layla is literally in college and as far as we know is normal college age and isn't doing advanced classes as a teenager #in inazuma ayaka runs their clan's GOVERNMENT WORK along with her brother #kokomi and gorou are literal generals in the army #heizou is a licensed detective

[glassfairyy]

idk if this looks good but i spent way too much time drawing this

#self insert #because im cringe like that #wii sports #wii sports resort #cpu mii #mii #mii fanart #dont ask me why he looks old #i tried making him to be accurate to his mii #if i dont learn how to draw men until the end of this year i will go insane #fanart #mii enjoyer

[todayisafridaynight]

still obsessed with how whenever you look up nakai you just get adachi front and center instead of arakawa or like. anyone he's actually played

#snap chats #im never mad about seeing adachi tho.... hello old man... #this isnt even to talk about the gorgeous cover picture they use for him. why the fuck is he on a horse looking like shakespeare #anyways i just got done watching a nakai movie- 'Hit Me Anyone One More Time'- i started a month back but forgot to resume #i was actually gonna post a cap from the movie since nakai was in a cute frilly apron and i was bouta make an arakawa joke #BUT let's just wait for me to draw it lbr LMAO #movie was cute if you were wondering... nakai plays as japan's prime minister Keisuke Kuroda who used to be a major dickwad #but after getting hit in the head with a rock he has a real Phineas Gage moment and does a whole 180 #it was lowkey real cute cause like. kuroda's just Confused 70% of the time but he's also really earnest and trying to be good #and he loves his wife. a lot. i mean his wife hated him for most of the movie but its ok they're cute at the end #this movies cute. weird to say about a movie about a politician but its true #since im weening off my tsutsumi binge im legally allowed to say its funny how they both played men named keisuke #it's really not common that i see names repeated- like in american films its common to run into 'bills' and 'toms' and that sort of thing #but its rare that i see a name pop up more than once in jp media. i mean unless it's sega and 'makoto' then jesus fucking christ ENOUGH #THATS ENOUGH MAKOTOS #anyway im going to bed. bye

[whatudottu]

I’m looking at my older humanformer art and have noticed that I accidentally laminated my old men... so, let me fix that-

Presenting human Dreadwing and Skyquake, take two!

#dreadwing #tfp dreadwing #skyquake #tfp skyquake #transformers #tfp #maccadam #humanformers #fanart #crusty old men :) :) :) #probably not even technically old but it's fun to draw wrinkles of middle to older aged adults :) #i am once again flipping layers to create identical twins do not mind me #because of that one japanese dub of tfp where because japanese is japanese and you gotta specify the age of your brother #i just like making older brother dreadwing look and otherwise act older and younger brother skyquake calls him old for it #re: the hairstyle differences #clinging to youth in a death grip/sticking it to your older twin by dying your hair obnoxious colours

[whaliiwatching]

revolutionary connotations…

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #me drawing clothing: nobody will notice that i dont understand fabric physics #if it looks okay it IS okay thats my motto #i greatly enjoy drawing them #sci-fi old men can be so shaped. so many moralities. so much fun #every tidbit of disco elysium lore makes me rabidly hungry #where is my semester class on revacholian history? where is my year abroad to the pale?? #kim kim kim i woulda been a pilot too if there’d been an air force #im also very into the little gap between the middle two main fingers. looks professional. ok back to lying about clothing wrinkles #ace’s high!!! ace’s low!!! ace’s goin in for a warm and tender hug!!!

[ruburnz]

(and then there were none spoilers under the cut)

this video really spoke to me

#and then there were none #doctor edward armstrong #justic lawrence wargrave #agatha christie #fanart #this is insanely cringe and completely incomprehensible to anyone who might care #it’s just funny to me and i like it so i’m forcing it upon you all <333 #sorry for drawing old men like kawaii anime boys it will happen again #armstrong looks really similar to my d0c sh3pp4rd design actually….. maybe i will force the latter on you all someday…. bc i rlly like him