#look at ranboo tho hes very tall

[leftovercheesecake]

rating people mcyts based on whether i think i could take them in a fight (this is all /lh)

nihachu - 3/10, i probably could but i would feel very guilty and then i would cry /hj

ranboo - 1/10, he's tall and scary

jack manifold - 8/10, if i snuck up on him, yes. if it was the other way around, i don't think i could

tubbo - 7/10, definitely could, but then the twitter stans would come at me and i dont wanna get doxxed tbh

tommy - 10/10, one swift kick would probably have him on the floor

dream - 4/10, i don't really know how strong he is and i dont want to take the risk

georgenotfound - 6/10, he was out for blood in jack's gym video, but he's also a minecraft player so that's a win for me ig

quackity - 100000/10, would absolutely clart that ipad kid

philza - 2/10, might be able to, but i would still feel guilty

wilbur soot - 0/10, that man would not hesitate to choke slam a child and that scares me

jschlatt - 4/10, depending on circumstances. if he ran at me with a gun, i'd be fucked, similarly to most people. however, if i had a knife and he was not armed, i would have hope. in a fist fight he would definitely win tho

captain puffy - 1/10, i don't think she'd want to, but she could probably murder me

beautie - 0/10, she can and will dropkick anyone on sight

sapnap - 7/10, probably could, but he's american and from texas, so he probably owns a gun or two

karl jacobs - 0/10, i do not want a mr beast video titled "someone tried to KILL Karl, so we KILLED THEM FIRST!" like thats embarrassing asf wtf

skeppy - 8/10, could probably knock him out, but he would probably get up and then knock me out back, which is fair

fundy - 10/10, can and will dropkick him because he's ginger

eret - 0/10, wouldn't even try. she seems like a lovely person and i would feel very bad if i tried to hurt them

awesamdude - 5/10, it's 50/50, i'm really not sure if i could take him

slimecicle - 6/10, maybe??? idk he looks kinda lanky but i might be wrong

#nihachu #ranboo #tommyinnit #tubbo #jack manifold #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #quackity #philza #wilbur soot #jschlatt #captain puffy #beautie #sapnap #karl jacobs #skeppy #fundy #eret #awesamdude #slimecicle

[cyncerity]

How did cranboo Ctubbo get to dating in the store shifter au if one of them cannot understand the other? Very enthusiastic sign language and a lot of squinting?

alright first things first i wanna use this ask to specify that Ranboo and Tubbo are in a QPR!! If you don’t know what that is, it stands for Queer Platonic Relationship, cause I headcanon C!Tubbo is on the aro spectrum and I’m aro so i feel the need to project cause i never see QPRs being talked about lmao. So that’s being added to this au. Also slightly unrelated but in this au (and another dsmp character headcanon) Ranboo is ace 💖

ok back to the actual question so y’know how in the dsmp lore Tubbo married Ranboo cause he was rich and stuff? This. Ranboo isn’t rich or anything, he’s a teenager with a retail job, but hey, any money is rich by borrower standards. Not that Tommy doesn’t buy Tubbo stuff and he doesn’t steal Dream’s stuff (Dream hasn’t met him and Foolish lives next door with Puffy), but he took way more of a liking to Ranboo than he thought he would when he asked Tommy to take him to work with him and now he needs a viable excuse to keep clinging to him. And having an extra human to give him stuff was nice too. Tubbo really looked at this ridiculously tall anxious human and said “that one.”

So anyway, he kinda just…watched him for like, a month. Ranboo would constantly complain to Tommy that he felt like he was being watched, and Tommy would just unconvincingly laugh it off. Eventually tho, Tubbo messed up and ended up stuck on a few higher shelves in the kitchen’s backrooms before closing time. Tommy was talking to Wil and the other employees had gone home, so Ranboo was the only other person near Tubbo, and he just happened to slip and almost fall into the deep fryers that Ranboo was shutting down for the night.

Thankfully Ranboo caught him, but unthankfully Ranboo immediately hid Tubbo from Tommy cause why would he think they knew each other? It took some serious charades and a solid thirty minutes for Tubbo to communicate to Ranboo that, yes, Tommy knew him and he really needed to get back to Tommy cause they live together. Once Tubbo had been returned to a very frantic and panicked looking Tommy who was concerned that Tubbo had been abducted or killed while he wasn’t looking, Tommy ended up explaining this all better and Ranboo eventually put the pieces together that Tubbo was the weird presence of always being watched that he felt at work.

After that, he did his best to communicate with Tubbo, because it seemed like Tubbo really wanted to talk to him, but he couldn’t help that he couldn’t understand him! They tried charades, but they both sucked, so eventually it just turned into Ranboo having one sided conversations that Tubbo would nod or shake his head at. And Tubbo also started bringing him things. Like, little buttons or feathers or cool rocks and leaves, and Ranboo couldn’t say that the gesture didn’t mean something to him. It reminded him of a crow, and he told Tubbo that once, who accepted the comment with pride. But it was still frustrating that they couldn’t communicate. Eventually, he started to notice that even if Tommy would talk to Tubbo normally, sometimes they talked using BSL, which he didn’t even think Tubbo knew, considering Tubbo couldn’t even write (as in, he was completely illiterate and had never even been taught the alphabet cause that’s apparently unnecessary to borrowers) and was also, according to Tommy, probably dyslexic.

Ranboo sought Tommy out to teach him BSL in secret as a surprise to Tubbo. He learned a good bit of basics and almost ever curse word before he decided to start taking online lessons. And on the six month anniversary of meeting Tubbo, he was very happy to finally be able to communicate properly with him for the first time. Of course, his signing wasn’t perfect, and Tubbo’s hands occasionally messed up (Ranboo had thought that Tommy was weird for choosing “fuck” and every iteration of the word fuck to be the first words Ranboo learned, but he was starting to appreciate that now, given that Tubbo said it constantly, especially when he messed up bad enough or had to pause and restart a sentence)(Tommy may have been right about the dyslexic thing but it really wasn’t his business), but it was a start, and it was better than they’d ever had.

As it turned out, he and Tubbo had very similar senses of humor. They talked for hours and hours on end, now that they could, and Ranboo enjoyed every second of it. Tubbo also verbally spoke when he signed and, even if Ranboo couldn’t understand it, he could hear every bit of emotion and emphasis behind the words. He didn’t need to hear the words in order to pick up on Tubbo’s attitude in every conversation they had. Tubbo was a very good story teller, he learned, and his jokes always somehow landed, even if Ranboo couldn’t hear exactly how it was said. He also learned that to borrower ears (and to Tommy), Tubbo had a british accent, and he only learned this because Tubbo made fun of him for being American damn near constantly. Ranboo also learned that he didn’t need to sign, cause Tubbo could understand English just fine, but Ranboo decided that if his hands weren’t busy, there really wasn’t a harm to it. Besides, if Tubbo had to sign to be understood, Ranboo might as well keep practicing just to make sure he didn’t forget anything (or maybe he just didn’t want to make Tubbo feel alienated when they talked, but he could have that debate with himself).

All in all, though Ranboo hadn’t really been expecting it, he couldn’t say he was shocked when the little trinkets that Tubbo would bring shifted from small knick knacks into things like flowers (which Ranboo would usually tuck behind his ear for the rest of his shift) or shiny objects that he knew he’d find pretty or occasionally jewelry he must’ve stolen from the lost and found area, though Ranboo appreciated it nonetheless.

Tubbo came to him on the one year anniversary of their meeting with an actual jewelry box, which was odd, and he opened it to find an intricately woven purple and green braid with a minecraft bee charm and an enderman charm linked on it, a running joke between the two since Tubbo and Ranboo had frequently started having sleepovers at Ranboo’s house and Tubbo had fallen in love with the bees as soon as Ranboo had booted up minecraft, and they’d gotten into an argument about which mob was better. But he also knew what that braid meant. Of course he did, cause he was already wearing one. Purple, green, and red: that was the one on his left wrist. Tommy’s was on his right, and Tubbo wore his as an anklet. They’d made them together as soon as the three had become close friends, and as soon as the cultural significance had been explained to Ranboo. But this one was just for him and Tubbo. That implied that they were something more, and Ranboo knew it. He also found he was ok with it.

Tubbo hadn’t even needed to ask it out loud. He had just been staring the entire time, until Ranboo looped the braid behind his neck and tied it in place, shooting a smile at the borrower. Tubbo grinned like an idiot, before asking Ranboo if they’d be interested in going to the park sometime later that day, just to make it official. Ranboo smiled wider as he signed “it’s a date” and carried on with work for the rest of that day as Tubbo was busy trying to find Tommy and tell him that it all went well.

and yes Tommy was aware of all of this. He bought Tubbo the little minecraft charms cause he thought it was funny as hell and also on a more serious note he’d do anything to help his practically brother at this point. He’d been the one to actually convince him to give Ranboo the necklace, cause at that point Tommy was like 98% sure Ranboo would accept it. It also helped that Tommy knew Tubbo had liked Ranboo since the very fucking beginning, a fact that not even Ranboo knew. Needless to say, he was right there with Tubbo in his excitement when he went to Tommy after the fact, and he couldn’t have been happier for his two best friends.

#took a few days to answer this cause i was trying to keep it short but i can’t do that #physically incapable #cyncerity #mcyt g/t #mcyt gt #store shifter au #sizeshifter!sapnap au #giant!tommy #sizeshifter!tommy #tiny!tubbo #borrower!tubbo #giant!ranboo

[bluiex]

(Pt 3 of the Adoption AU)

Some time as pass sense breakfast, the bench trio decided they wanted to explore the house more, Scar and Grian of course said it was alright, along as they were careful.

For what they saw, there was Grian and Scar’s bedroom, which was upstairs first door one the right, grey painted walls, oak flooring, white carpet, grey covers for the bed. There were pictures of the both of them all over the wall, and some more on a drawer, one of which they could guess was their wedding photo. The door beside it was what looked to be an office. It had a green light grey color scheme to it.

The walls were painted a swampy dark green, grey furry carpet in the middle of the floor, the floor itself looks to dark oak or jungle wood. There was a whole computer and monitor set up with a microphone and filming lights. There was also a very tall cat tower, with a medium size chest next to it, full with all sorts of cat toys.

The three guessed it was Scar’s office.

The first door on the left was another bathroom, which was the bathroom they got washed up in, the night before. The second door, showed what looked to be another office

This time it seem to have a red and white color scheme to it. The flooring was birch wood, with a fluffy red carpet in the middle, red and white triangles design walls, and another whole computer and monitor set up with a microphone and filming lights. And a red ceiling light.

They went back downstairs to check if they’re any other rooms.

They was a decent size room, which was all a cat furniture wall. (look those up they look amazing) the walls were painted a light grey, dark oak flooring, and green ceiling light. There was a cat carrying backpack and a cat leash hanging in the corner of the room. This must be Jellie’s own playroom.

“The cat gets her own playroom” Tubbo questioned.

“Her name is Jellie, and yes I think so, Grian did say Scar loves to spoil her, and my god was he not kiddind” Ranboo responded.

“Talk about it” Tommy mumbled.

God i wish i had a cat room for my cats.. I'd spoil em rotten if I had the money to do so LMAO

Love the house you've described tho

#bluie gets an ask poggers #hcxdsmp ficlet #scarian hcxdsmp #long post

[ilexdiapason]

Well have u written anything lately for uuuuuuuuuh

Wilbur or Tommy orrrrrrrrrrrr Tubbo?

... I may not be the best person to encourage this but I do understand wanting attention. As you should tho.

wilbur and tommy i have covered! let me grab some tubbo he is in two princes actually which i was just writing this very morning

“So I went up to Ranboo’s, yeah, which is supposed to be difficult, ‘cause, y’know, he’s like an Enderman or whatever, and he doesn’t like visitors besides, so he doesn’t have a bridge and if you can’t teleport you’re meant to be fucked, but, like, I can just fly up if I’m patient, so I did that, and he was all ahhh, what the fuck, get out of my house, I’m a prince or whatever, and -”

“What?”

Bee boy stops in the middle of his rant and cocks his head. “Yeah. Ranboo’s like a prince guy.”

“And you said this is an Enderian?”

“Think so. He’s all black and particle-y and tall and he doesn’t look you in the eyes.”

Jordan stows his pick, turns around, regards the bee boy. “You’ve known there was an Enderian prince living in the valley for how long and you didn’t tell me?”

(ask game)

#send me a character and if i have a wip with them in it ill share a snippet #running out of characters with wips abt them now lol. thank u anon nation for essentially filling out the entire gamut #and thank u evan for the effort! #also yes i know oranboo is trans #she gets transed later in the fic this is chapter 1

[kaimoj1]

small creatur

#ranboo fanart #ranboo #dreamsmp fanart #mcyt fanart #tommyinnit fanart #tommyinnit #tubbo fanart #dsmp tubbo #tubbo #dsmp tommy #ranboo dsmp #dsmp au #its an au i guess ?? #look at ranboo tho hes very tall

[itsonlydana]

I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA! It’s kinda angsty tho! C!Tommy x Gn Immortal Reader! All I have is a conversation you can base it off of! Here it is! “Who are they?” Reader ask “Nobody important” Tommy replies “Nobody important! Blimey that’s amazing! Did you know that in 900 years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before!” They said, smiling at Tommy. You can do anything you want with this!! Take care <3

"Nobody important" ➷ TommyInnit

pairing: c!tommy x gn!immortal!reader (platonic)

idea: after a short interaction between Tommy and Tubbo he seems sad and you sit down and talk to the boy (this is during tommys hate arc for the tubbo/ranboo marriage)

tags/warnings: none, hurt but comfort, talking about tommys death

an: foxy are you a doctor who fan? Because oh my god thats literally one of my favorite scenes from doctor who and i got so happy when i saw the request! Once again: banger request!

No matter how many negative sides immortality had, you saw in it the many possibilities to explore everything.

New places, new people, the invention of a new color or the discovery of a new planet? You had already experienced many things, and yet you were always drawn further, in search of more.

Every time you arrived at a new place, you told yourself you would stay longer, after all you had all the time in the world, and yet you were drawn on, to a destination of which you knew nothing but a feeling.

That was until you met Tommy, the tall blond boy you had seen sitting alone in the woods.

The boy who had died and been revived.

The boy who had experienced the one thing that was forever denied to you.

Clearly, you became friends, that's obvious, right?

Today was the first day Tommy took you into the city and showed you around, showed you all the places he had built or where he had experienced positivity- granted, it seemed like most of the city, despite its dazzling colors, had been dipped in shades of gray for Tommy after his death, but he still found little things he was proud to show you and you could talk about.

You learned that the oakwood trail - the Prime path - probably stretched all the way across town and beyond, and proved to be the best route for your tour.

Tommy became happier, as he always did when you spent longer time together, and brightened up, dropping little comments about his past, which you kept in a very special box in your memories, because you never wanted to forget anything about Tommy.

His good mood only lasted, however, until you ran into another boy, who also reeled in his movements when he spotted you.

Tommy tensed, you could see a twitch in his eyebrows and how he clenched his jaw the closer you got to the short brunette who was restlessly playing with his hands.

"Hi," Tommy murmured, and the brunette nodded, although a little stiffly. "Hi."

You understood that it wasn't your position to intervene here, the chill that suddenly overwhelmed the warmth of the summer day clearly coming from something that had happened between the two of them.

Tommy did not appear to want to stop, even when the brunette started to say something, he did not slow his steps and you silently followed him. You glanced over your shoulder, catching the brunette with the small horns between the thick hair and the scars on his face looking wistfully after you before his shoulders dropped and he ran in the other direction from which he had come.

Tommy kept running, his steps quick and purposeful, his eyes fixed on the path ahead of you.

"Who was that?"

"Nobody important.", Tommy waved off, but you became all the more curious

"Nobody important!" you repeated his words with a smile, almost breathing them in unbelievable "Blimey, that's amazing! Did you know that in 900 years of time and space I've never met anyone who wasn't important before?"

Jerking to a halt on the path, Tommy's hands clenched into fists unclenched as he wiped his slightly glistening cheeks and disguised his sniffle with a wrinkle of his nose. "There are a lot of people who don't matter. Haven't you ever seen someone and thought to yourself: this person has no impact on my life? That person is unimportant to my future?"

Shaking your head, you followed him, thinking about all the people you had ever met. "No, actually, every one of them was important. Maybe not to me, but to someone, and certainly to themselves. Can I ask you something? Why is he not important? He looked very sad."

"Pah, he can be sad all he wants! It's his fault," Tommy grumbled before realizing his mistake and taking a deep breath. "It's his fault, he replaced me as his best friend."

In all your years of traveling, you may never have met anyone who didn't matter, but you'd met plenty of hurting souls, and compassionately you pulled Tommy off the path onto the grass, pushed the sad looking blond down, and sat next to him.

Without you having to ask, he began to tell, albeit a bit hesitantly.

"We were mates, like best friends. There was always a lot of shit going on but me and Tubs, we did that together, we stayed together! And of course, there were times where I thought: that wasn't cool, Tubbo- like when he exiled me, but we got through that eventually. He was always there but then I died and he replaced me with another guy. They even got married and have a child"

It took you a moment to process the information, but Tommy was so busy plucking individual blades of grass from the meadow that he didn't notice the pause.

"Are you sure he replaced you?" you asked quietly, and Tommy shrugged.

"What else should it mean?"

"Maybe he needed someone to help him deal with the grief, to be by his side through the difficult time you were dead."

Just when you thought Tommy was going to contradict you, the hard expression on his face softened. "But why is he avoiding me? He is weird to me. Yeah I died, but i'm back?"

You smiled at the boy. "It's not easy for anyone to lose their best friend and get them back, you have to get used to them, having something back that they were grieving for, that they thought they had lost. And you have to give each other time."

He looked at you thoughtfully before patting the blades of grass off his pants. "Okay, what do you want me to do?" he asked, his eyes fixed on the spot where you had seen Tubbo "Ask him if he wants to do something?"

You nodded. "That sounds good to me."

And in one bound Tommy had jumped up, wiping his cheeks again and pointing at you. "Wait here, I'll be right back! Don't go anywhere, okay?"

Again you nodded and dropped back into the grass, watching Tommy run upside down. "Nobody important," you laughed to yourself "No one is unimportant."

#mcyt writing #mcyt fanfiction #mcyt x y/n #mcyt x you #mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #dsmp fanfiction #dsmp writing #dsmp x reader #dsmp x you #dsmp x y/n #dream smp x reader #tommyinit x reader #tommyinnit imagine #tommy x reader #dana and foxy <3

[mothra-mcyt]

☾ MCYT's reaction to you asking them to protect your drink at a party ☽

!Warning meantions of drugs, alcohol and cursing!

》 George 《

I feel like he‘s a lightweight so either he‘s not drinking any alcohol at a party or he gets drunk as fuck

If he‘s really drunk you shouldn‘t trust him with your drink I’m gonna be honest that man won’t be able to concentrate on your drink fro more than 5 seconds

If he‘s sober tho you surely can trust him with your drink

That man has no bad intentions

But if someone is really scary and buff trying to drug your drink he‘s probably not gonna fight them because that man has noodle arms

》 Sapnap 《

He might make some jokes but he definitely wouldn‘t do anything to your drink because this man drinks his respect women juice

I would trust this man with my life he would definitely beat up anyone who wants to fuck with your drink and he would not hold back

This man may look very chill and laid back but if you try to fuck with his friends oh lord

He may be a little bit high tho if there‘s any drugs involved in the party but that won‘t hold him back much

That man will probably look over you and your drink subtly the entire rest of the party just to make sure you‘re really okay

》 Badboyhalo 《

That man is probably the most sober person at a party and the nicest person

Probably as soon as you tell him that you have to leave your drink alone for a few minutes he'll ask if he can watch out that it's safe

I don't know about you but i think that guy can be scary as fuck he knows how to throw knifes i would trust that man with my life even if he doesn't look very scary

When you come back he's gonna tell you that he's happy that you trust him so much to leave your drink with him

》 Awesamdude 《

Another person that's really nice and protective over the people he loves so he's a person you can trust with your drink

He's also tall so he'll probably just intimidate anyone that comes near him when he's holding your drink

He'll also not be annoyed at all when you ask him and react really nicely

"Wha- Oh yeah sure!"

Looks very serious while he's protecting your drink because that man takes his job seriously (cough prison cough) and doesn't want anything happening to you

》 Tommyinnit 《 (platonic)

I have mixed thoughts about him honestly on the one hand he loves women but he's also Tommy

But he wouldn't do anything to your drink for sure

And if you ask him nicely and are friends with him he'll protect your drink for sure and i don't think anyone really would want to come near him

So overall you would be safe with giving him your drink

When you come back he's maybe going to complain that you took too long but he doesn't mean it

》 Tubbo 《 (platonic)

The thing is he definitely wouldn't do anything to your drink we know that like you can trust him

And he's smart so he would notice if someone would want to do something to your drink

But he couldn't hold himself in a fight and we all know that

He'll also be very happy that you trust him with your drink and will do his best to make sure that nothing happens to it

》 Fundy 《

honestly who managed to convince him to go to a party and how did they do it

He's probably keeping to himself so when you asked him he's kinda surprised and confused at first

"What do you mean? You want me to protect your drink? Sure I guess just don't take too long."

While you're away his brain slowly starts to process what you mean and realises why

And that's where he gets protective and makes sure that nothing is going to happen to your drink

》 Wilbur 《

If he's not the one driving he's definitely going to get really drunk but he can still control himself so you're safe with giving him your drink

"Oh you want me to watch over your drink? Sure!"

We know from certain pictures of him that he can look very intimidating and he's 6'5'' (195 cm) tall so no one would be brave enough to go near your drink

Probably while he's watching over your drink he'll tell a person off his hate of anteaters

Imma be honest he was probably making sure that nothing is happening to you the whole time you were at the party

》 Schlatt 《

When you asked him he was pretty confused at first so you had to explain why you need someone to protect your drink to him

You have to do a little bit of convincing him because that man hates responsibility

"Why me?"

But he's not a complete arsehole so he'll probably give in and watch over it for you

And once he watches over it he'll make sure that nothing is going to happen to it

Also seems like the type of guy who would fight someone if they hurt his friends

Overall you can trust him with your drink

》 Technoblade 《

How did this antisocial streamer who never leaves his house end up at a party (probably got forced by sleepy bois jk)

He's probably leaning against a wall or went into some room alone he found and is playing games on his phone so it'll take you some time to find him amongst the people

"Y-You want me to watch over your drink? I mean sure i guess."

Even if he hates human interaction he would probably roast everyone who wants to do something to your drink

"Here your drink. If someone is being a dick tell me and i'll tale care of it."

》 Philza 《

He's the most responsible out of the group so he's a good choice if you need someone to watch over your drink

"Want me to watch over your drink? For sure mate."

That man is taking his job seriously and he'll make sure that nothing happens to your drink

If anyone is making you uncomfortable at the party you can tell him and he'll craft a belt and give the person what they deserve

(Fun fact Phil said on stream that when the normal clubs close he goes to gay bars so maybe you guys will just end up at a gay bar lmao)

》 Ranboo 《 (platonic)

I feel like he's the responsible friend that is also sacred that anyone he doesn't know will talk to him at the party

"Protect your wha- OH yeah sure :)"

All his concentration is now on making sure that nothing is going to happen to your drink

'Watching over someone's drink. I can do this. Please no one talk to me or else i will die from awkwardness. Nothing will happen to this drink and i will make sure of it.'

Honestly no one has the courage to go near him because he's 6'6'' (198 cm)

"Here your drink i made sure nothing happens to it :)"

Honestly he's just happy that you trust him and that he can do something for you

Masterlist

#mcyt headcanons #headcanons #tw drugs #tw sexaul assault #tw alcohol #tw swearing #own idea #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #gnf x reader #comfort #dream smp headcanons #bbh x reader #badboyhalo x reader #awesamdude x reader #tommyinnit x reader #tubbo x reader #fundy x reader #wilbur x reader #schlatt x reader #technoblade x reader #philza x reader #ranboo x reader

[s4turns-r1ngs]

Hello Hello!!

I just wanted to say o love your Bench trio fics! They’re amazing!

I was also wondering if you could do The bench trio X Gn! Hybrid Reader! Where the reader is a Fox hybrid!

The reader likes to play tricks/pranks on people! Especially the Dream Team! And while setting up a prank, the bench trio sees them and asks why they’re doing! The reader tells them and Tommy and Tubbo ask if they can join! Dragging Ranboo into it!

After that they hang out a lot and pull pranks in people! The reader also stealing from The Dream Team and Techno sometimes!

A little thing you can add if you want is that the reader gifts a lot of gifts to their friends! Tommy keeps all the little gifts in a secret chest! Tubbo keeps them in a separate room on his house! And Ranboo writes the things you give him on his memory book and puts them in his ender chest so he never looses them!

ALSO!! The reader would sometimes kidnap Micheal to spend the entire day with him! Spoiling him to no end with Toys, clothes, food, etc! You dont have to add this tho!!

Take care! <33

DSMP - Sneaky

Summary: As a fox hybrid, it was only a matter of time before you pulled Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo into your plans. (Also bonus Michael content because Michael Is Beloved. <3)

Pronouns: they/them

Warnings: Swearing, General Chaos (its the bench trio, are you surprised), consensual kidnapping

-> [a/n] - oh my god??? thank you???? you're so nice?????? sldfjlskdjfsldjfslkfjl,, i hope this is good! also first part is in third person pov, because i need to get better at writing that lol. readers dialougue is blue :]

-> p!c!benchtrio (and michael too <3) + reader, the beginning has a little p!bbh + reader too :]

> divider that i can't add bc im not on mobile. sadge <

[y/n] smiled mischievously as they rounded the corner, making sure that the unsuspecting victim (which at the moment, is badboyhalo) couldn't see them. they wanted to make sure that their trick worked, so that they could possibly use it on someone else later. of course, they would apologize to bad, because they still value him as a friend, but even friends play pranks on each other every now and again.

their ears perked up as they heard talking from around the corner they just turned. peaking their head around, [y/n] was greeted with some of their closest friends: tommy, tubbo, and ranboo.

"oh, hey guys!" they greeted, with a small wave as they repositioned themself so that they could talk to their friends, and watch bad at the same time.

ranboo smiled. "hey [y/n]!"

tommy and tubbo ran up to them, a wide smile on the latter's face, while tommy just looks like he doesn't want to be here. (obviously he does, but he's tommy. it's not really surprising at this point.) either way, he mutters out a "hello" with a smile he seems to be repressing.

tubbo looks around the corner. "so what are you doing?"

"oh!" [y/n] exclaims, tail swishing ever so slightly faster. "oh! i'm just testing out a new...'trick'!"

ranboo raises an eyebrow in suspicion. "a...'trick'? what are you-"

the fox hybrid holds up a finger, moving their body so that they were hidden around the corner. "shhh. it's about to happen!"

the trio watches [y/n]'s eyes light up as the demon, once dry, is covered in water. they all hear him shout and see him look around, as if to try and catch the culprit. bad glances over at the corner just in time to see [y/n] duck behind it.

"[y/n]!"

"shit." they turn towards the three, and with another smile they stand properly. "sorry guys, gotta blast! nice seeing you, though!"

they hear tommy let out his signature laugh as they run, a nine and a half foot tall demon chasing after you.

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giving gifts! (hcs bc yes)

tubbo:

-> ngl you probably woke him up in the middle of the night bc you found something cool. or made something cool. either or.

-> he will take it regaurdless of whether or not he's tired as shit or wide awake. free stuff from fox friend? cool. give.

-> he probably has a shelf in his house with all your little gifts on it.

-> he may not say it immediately most of the time (bc you DID wake him up at like two in the morning) but he is greatfull for all of your gifts :]

tommy:

-> bro i hc that this fucker LOVES shiny shit

-> (i mean, so do i but that's besides the point)

-> n e ways

-> you give him a shiny rock? here. have a cool stick in return.

-> raccoons are crazy man. he (like you) has a collection of tiny little things too. sometimes you trade. bc that's friendship <3

-> it doesn't matter when, bc he will always be awake when you want to give him something. he will 9 times out of 10 give you soethibg in return

-> if you wear jewelry, then he probably gave it to you :]

ranboo:

-> for some reason, he's also always awake whenever you give him gifts.

-> and he, like tubbo, aslo has a set place to put all of your gifts

-> he even writes about it down in his memory book so he doesn't forget about it <3

-> ranboo thinks all the little rocks you find and decide to give him are vv cool.

-> you: hey ranboo!! look at this cool rock i found!!

-> ranboo: that is so very cool and/or poggers can i please have it

-> another shiny stuff lover <3

-> bc i hc that mr. boo's chaarcter wears earrings and stuff, he decides to take one of the cool rocks you gave him and turn it into one!

-> you point it out and he just smiles and says: ye i know :) i did it bc your cool :)

-> and then you just die from embaressment bc who wouldn't if that happened

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bonus michael thing bc i actually really like that idea:

you lift yourself a little further on the roof and knock on the window, opening it not long after.

"michael!" you whisper-shout. "michael! are you there?"

a small little zombie piglin pops his face into your view.

"hey, buddy! come here!"

he waddles closer to the window, chicken plushie in hand. a little snort makes it out of his mouth when he stops.

placing your arms on the window sill, you begin speaking. "alright, so i have a plan. do you wanna go out for a bit?"

the piglin nods his head eagerly.

you smile. "alright cool. i just need you to climb out this window and then we'll go."

michael looks at you wearily, clutching his plush a little tighter.

"don't worry, mike. it'll be fine. i'll catch you if you fall." you tell him reassuringly.

your ears twitch, picking up some noise from downstairs.

he walks over slowly, still holding onto his plush. carefully, he climbs out the window. picking him up, you slide a note into the room, shut the window, and slide down the roof, landing on the ground without a problem.

you hear a door open from inside and begin walking away, michael squealing excitedly in your arms. it's not long before you hear someone open the window. with a smile, you turn around and wave.

"[y/n]! what the-"

tubbo cuts him off. "-fuck!"

"don't worry guys i'll make sure to bring him back!"

"oh thank god-"

"eventually!"

"[y/n]!"

you mock a salute. "see you later guys!"

and then you run off.

#saturn.writes #platonic bench trio x reader #bench trio x reader #platonic ranboo x reader #ranboo x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #tubbo x reader #platonic tommy x reader #tommyinnit x reader #dsmp x reader #platonic dsmp x reader

[strawberry-jammers]

child reader (Pt.4)

tommy x child!reader || whys he here??

someone comes to the tundra to fight the blade (also some cute fluff)

pt1 pt 2 pt3 pt4 pt5

masterlist

this took so long lmao, part 5 coming soon

This story will diverge from the cannon. Since i cant remember it well im just gonna do my own thing.

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The three of them, techno tommy and little (y/n), lived together peacefully for a bit. Techno and tommy would occasionally spar and commit minor terrorism, while (y/n) got to play with tommy and uncle techno. 

(y/n) has grown a bit sense they had arrived there, being a happy kid like they should be.

On calm nights, techno would read to the little kid, stories of gods who ruled over the lands. Stories of himself in his times of adventure. They enjoyed all his stories, for they held a sort of unreachable curiosity that they loved oh so much.

“Im not reading you a story.” techno says. Sitting in his usual arm chair. He had come back from the nether not long before, just wanting to rest after a long day of fighting withers. He didnt expect the kid to want to hang out with him. “Pwease uncle tech!” they said. He shook his head. “I said no.” (y/n) huffed, getting off the arm of the chair, walking to the pile of books that stood in the coroner of the room. 

They looked through it, trying to find the one they wanted. Once they did, they let out a happy ‘aha!’ and stumbled to the grumpy piglin, book in hand. “This one this one! Pleaaaase!!” they said. Showing techno the book. He examined it, realizing that it was the story about himself that philza had given to him as a joke gift. His eyes widened. ‘Why would the brat wanna read about me?’ he pondered. He just sighed, gently grabbing the book from the small hands it was being held in. “Fine, fine, I'll read you the story.” 

(y/n) smiled, climbing up to sit on the piglins lap, wanting to try and read the book along with him. He huffed, not really agreeing to them sitting on him. None the less he opened the book, reading the unfinished tale to the child sitting before him.

“Once centuries ago, there was a young lad cursed to hear ungodly voices…”

Those were nights (y/n) enjoyed the most. They couldn't read, but having techno read to them was much better than reading a book all alone.

On most days Tommy would play with (y/n) outside. Neither of them got bored of the snow, being used to the sunny weather that was logstedshire. It was a nice change of pace that (y/n) enjoyed. 

The two of them usually had snow ball fights, or tried to build towers and mini houses out of the snow. Tommy would build them snowmen, ones that looked like the people they knew. Others were sometimes ones they hadn't seen before, that Tommy would tell stories of when they would go to bed.

“Papa look!” tommy turned to his kid, who was happily standing next to a snow version of himself. It was small and barely looked like himself, but he easily recognized it. He came up to the small child, picking them up happily. “That's me!? It's amazing little (f/i)! You did so well!!” he said, ruffling the young ones hair. They giggled at the action. 

“Wanna see mine?” (y/n) nodded. He walked over to the snowman he had built, showing them to his kid.

They looked familiar, (y/n) thought. These were the people in the storys (y/n) was told, the man with words of wisdom and guitar playing skills that calmed every citizen, who had tragically died in their last battle. The boy who was by papas side, who loved bees and everyone he knew. The young baker who had a kind heart and a smile that could put anyone at ease. Jack manifold.

Tommy spemnt a very long time creating this, purely so he could show (y/n) his old friends at least once. “Whos that one??” (y/n) asked, pointing to the the fox looking one, standing tall next to the leader, wilbur. “That's fundy. He didn't do much in the war, but he was an amazing fighter, and also a furry.`` Tommy replied, setting the child down. They ran up to the snowman. “Furry furry furry!!” they chanted, making the young boy laugh. “Yes furry!”

Most days now were spent with all three of them playing games inside till the late hours. After (y/n) had gotten sick from being outside so much, Tommy decided to just stay inside the warm cabin. They would bug techno alot, but he enjoyed the company some days. It was better than staying inside alone with an enderman who didn't really like him.

Today however, was different. For they had an unexpecting visitor who was very friendly. 

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Techno was making breakfast, as usual. He had learned that if he didnt, neither of the innits would eat till dinner when their bodys couldn't handle it anymore. It wasn't good for a young baby like that. Not that techno cared tho.

He was putting the dirty pots and pans in the sink, knowing he'd try and force Tommy to do it later. He started to put the food onto plates when he heard shouting coming from outside. "TECHNOBLADE GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!" 

Techno stops for a second. No one could possibly have the balls to fight him, let alone twice. Technoblade put the stuff in his hands down, walking over to the window to try and see who was out there. As he thought, it was none other than Quackity trying to pick a fight with him once more. 

"I CAN SEE YOU PIGMAN! COME OUT HERE AND GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!" The duck man was actually prepared this time, with enchanted netherite armor and an axe to go with it. It seemed he upped his game sense last time. 

Techno chuckled, going upstairs to grab his things real fast. There's no way someone can try and beat technoblade like that. He came back down to see Quackity opening his door. "Heh!? Why are you inside my house!?" Quackity stood there, axe gripped tightly. Techno reached the floor, grabbing his sword. "Why can't I be in your house techno? Hiding something?" 

Ah shit he's onto us

Kill him

Haha he looks funny

Techno shook his head. "Just thought you'd play fair duck man. That's what you government people love to try and do." Quackity stepped forward. "Why would I play fair with the man whos supposed to be dead? This has been a long time coming," Quackity readied his axe, "get ready blade, cause i'm finally killing you." Techno readied his sword as well. "I'd like to see you try." 

Just as they said this, someone came up from the floorboards. "*yawn* techno are you done with breakfast yet- HOLY FUCK QUACKITY!?" a tired Tommy says, holding a nearly sleeping (y/n). The two men turn to Tommy, seeing him and his child. "Oh? So this is what you were hiding. Haven't seen you sense the exile!" Quackity says, getting closer. Tommy got up from the ladder, shrinking behind technoblade, trying to protect his kid. 

"What are you doing here big q?" Tommy says, hiding his kid. “I could ask you the same thing. What's that you've got there? Technos kid or something?” 

“Well no-” “quackity leave them alone.” techno cuts off tommy, moving more so in front of him. He cant let the baby die, he knows phil would pumble him if he does. “This is between you and me quackity. Leave them alone.” quackity shook his head, pointing his axe at tommy. “Anyone alined with you is an enemy of mine. Even if he's an old friend.” quackity lunged at techno, who blocked the attack swiftly. Quackity tried to get around the man, so he could grab the child from tommys arms. (y/n) was now awake however, and they weren't very happy.

“Papa?” they ask, realizing there was an axe lunging towards them. Quackity got around the blade, and was already trying to get to them. Tommy noticed the axe coming their way, completely ready to take the hit for his kid. 

Techno blocked the attack however. “Tommy get them to safety! I can handle this.” tommy nodded, running as quackity and techno dueld. Wuackity tried to run after tommy, but techno blocked him. “Not interesting enough for you q?” he smirks, swinging his sword at the duck man. Quackity blocks, scolding. “You're really full of yourself aren't you?”

Tommy ran outside, running to the only place he knew big q wouldn't find them, (y/n)s old hut. He ran and ran for so long, it had reached past mid day when he reached the small home he had made so many months prier. He sighed, closing the door behind him. (y/n) had long since woken up, and was very agitated. They had not eaten yet and it's been hours. “Shit shit sorry (y/n).'' Tommy says, laying the child in their old bed. He looked around the old home for anything he had left behind. He found some stuff, but he still had to go out to get food. 

When he was done, he quickly fed the crying child. “I'm sorry kiddo, I didn't think this would happen. I didn't think quackity would wanna harm you. Sh shhh im sorry.” he picks up the crying child, kinda like how they first met. A crying (y/n) and a terrified tommy. 

“Pappa- '' Tommy cuts them off, shushing them. “Just rest, Just rest…” the kid nodded, calming down slightly.

The two of them stayed like that till the sun rose the next day.

The next day Tommy got a message on his communicator by techno. Apparently quackity had won the fight, having threatened to chase after them and kill them. Techno begrudgingly went to get executed a second time. Thankfully he lived however, thanks to ranboo and tubbo stopping it. The two of them were currently at the blades house. 

Tommy didnt wanna deal with seeing tubbo, but he knew he couldn't stay out here for more than an hour. He sighed. “Hey (y/n), how would you like it if you might get to meet new friends?” (y/n) looked at him, smiling. “Yeah new friends!!” he smiled, picking up the excited child. “Let's go back to uncle technos!” “uncle techy!!!” Tommy and (y/n) laughed. Tommy got ready and left for the tundra.

Hopefully tubbo wouldn't be there when he got there.

#tommyinnit x child reader #tommyinnit x reader #mcyt x reader #tommyinnit #tommyinnit x you #tommyinnit x y/n #technoblade #technoblade x reader #dreamsmp x reader #x reader #child reader

[luckyyharms]

Rating dsmp characters based on how good I think their hugs would be bc I'm bored

alivebur: 4/10 will go on a crazy ramble, and he's very cold. the evil laugh is on point tho, and pretty good squeeze

Ghostbur: 9/10 he would just act like i'm the best. i like those hugs. he's cold though, and the blue would be hard to clean up :/

Philza: 10/10 dad hugs. and wings. great mix. and he's fucking Philza Minecraft

Techno: 5/10 he wouldn't hug back at first, but once he does it's warm. but the hugs are always too short and he barely even sqeezes.

Tommy: 6/10 this child will stab you. other than that, pretty solid hug.

Tubbo: 7/10 this child won't stab you. but he will make a vague threat. he seems warm though, and he would do the lil squeeze

Ranboo: 9/10 he tall. and he is a dad and a lesbian. dads and lesbians give the best hugs. he has a tail too, and it'll probably wrap around hug receiver. good hug :) he might have an existential crisis mid-hug tho :(

Karl: 10/10 have you seen this man? he would give the best hugs. like, hug tight with one hand and the other in hair. aaaaaaaaaaaa cold hands, tho

Sappitus Nappitus: 8/10 so fjucking warm. prolly head on top of head too. sometimes he might get exited and light on fire though

Quack man: 6/10 just... long hug. long hugs are good. he might propose a weird gamble thingy though

Dream: 1/10 will blackmail you/steal your prized possessions/speedrun your funeral. pretty warm though

Niki: 10/10 she's warm, she smells like bread, and she will mess with the hair

Puffy: 10/10 mom hugs. she smells like the ocean, and rocks back and forth like she's rocking a baby. wait i want c!Puffy as a mom-

Foolish: 9/10 this 24 foot motherfucker could carry me like a baby. the initial lift would be terrifying, but i would feel like baby, so it would be worth it

Eret: 9/10 she would do the thing where she wraps his arms around you. and does the squeezy. but will step on the feet every time without fail

BBH: 2/10 will try to bring you into his weird egg cult. but dad vibes

Antfrost: 5/10 kitty but egg. but tall and could carry me like baby. but i would need to join egg cult... time to be mind controlled ig

Ponk: 9/10 he gives off the vibes

Sam: ?/10 he's a bit of a wild card, he would give good hugs, but at the same time, look at what happened to Ponk

Skeppy: 1/10 he's 2'2. and made out of diamond. so it would feel like hugging a sharp, cold, hard stuffed animal.

Hannah: 10/10 scary flower lady gives off the vibes. idk why

ok cool i'm done

#dream smp #dreamwastaken #dsmp spoilers #dsmpblr #mcyt #mcytumblr #ranboo #tubbo #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #quackity #philza #jack manifold #niki nihachu #sleepy boys inc #the eret #karlnapity #karl dsmp #karl jacobs #captain puffy #dsmp ponk #dream smp ponk #ponk #dropsbyponk #awesamdude #dsmp techno #technoblade #dsmp #dsmp wilbur #dsmp tommy

[the-incorporeal-sandwich]

Knifetrick Ch. 8 Live Reaction

WARNING: Major Spoilers (obviously) and incoherent rambling.

Also this post is very very long.

‘Watson shrugs. “Removed it during the medical process. Maybe I’ll give it back in the mines.”’ SDJFADKFJHR HELLO??!?!? You’re gonna stick him in the fucking MINES??? Without his arm???? And ohhhhhhhh he doesn’t remember that’s bad that’s bad that’s very very bad

. . . oh wait enderman with memory problems LOL

Mfer still thinks mans was giving him assassination advice? No wonder it took him until the bench to realize, I forgot just how completely dense af this guy is smh

‘Watson had at least given him a clean sleeveless sweater, which was thoughtful of him.’ That’s not a sweater that’s his fucking Tasmin-tailored vest from the party isn’t it.

Oh yeah I forgot he’d have claustrophobia trauma from when he lost his arm, huh?

CLEM!!!!! SHE’S ALIVE!!!!!!

This probably has nothing to do with the actual plot but I love the massive species diversity in this fic. Is the girl with red rocks supposed to be like Skeppy? That’s so cool

‘The second girl, a brunette with pointy ears on the top of her head’ WAIT IS THAT A MAXIMUS SHE BETTER NOT BE A MAXIMUS OR I’M GOING TO GET A FUCKING GUN AND SHOOT WATSON IN THE HEAD MYSELF. Jackie had “Maximus” on his board even though he knew what happened to Laggius, and he obviously made his board before they met Maia and Snail, which… FUCK. Which probably means that yeah, Lag and Snail had another sibling and they were kidnapped. I’m so stupid, how did I not realize this sooner

‘“Hey!” Clem shouts, and she kicks Ran in the knee. He winces, and wobbles, but manages to stay upright. “Are you a really tall child?!”’ Oh yeah, definitely an Innit.

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAAAA X’D

The Girls: Let’s put him to work!

Ran: Aight let’s go! *faceplants*

‘“Natalie, I think he fucking died.”’ I’ve only known Clem for about two minutes and already I would die for her.

‘“You’re Clementine Loo”’ AYYYYY MEMORIES ARE BACK!!!! Great now he’s gonna panic isn’t he

Nevermind he’s still fucking useless

‘Imagine how vulnerable he would be if he couldn’t even remember things that happened to him!’ Man c!Ranboo just can’t catch a fucking break can he /lh

‘Perhaps Watson was helping him find the missing children. That would explain why some of them are here now, and look relatively safe.’ *very, very long, slow, deep inhale* b i t c h .

Oh wait Nat’s a cat not a wolf okay good not a Maximus

Wait fuck there might still BE a Maximus tho

WAIT IS THAT FUCKING NETHERITE

Oh thank goodness they’re all alive okay good oh my poor heart

Wait is he not after phobium after all?

‘”Wait a moment,” Ran asks, slowly and clearly. “Are you saying Watson was the one who kidnapped you?”’ Ran, Ran, Ran. Ran fucking Aetherman. You dumbass assassin. How in the three realms have you survived this long

‘Twelve kids force themselves into the circular room. It’s not exactly a squeeze or anything, but the amount of small bodies in an enclosed space makes Ran unreasonably perturbed’ I’m sorry but this made me think “they’re setting off his Endermite instinct” and now I can’t stop laughing because I keep picturing him trying to hold back from weakly swatting them like bugs

‘Acting like a screwdriver is the least he can do.’ I understand the Very Important sentiment behind that statement but mans is still very loopy and it shows XD

“LOOKED AT??!” LOOKED AT??!?!? IS THIS TRAFFICKING??? IS HE SIZING THEM UP TO FEED TO DREAMONS OR SOMETHING??? WHAT THE FUCK???

Scanner… is he trying to get them possessed for some reason?

LOL Clem on the support beam like that Hang In There kitty poster meanwhile Ran going “I do not See. bitch”

Ohhhh is Root aquatic like Gyre? Poor kid :(

Wait hold on I’m trying to keep track of everyone okay so Clem the innit Ruby gemgirl Natalie catgirl Root squidkid 2.0 Abbey also avian? Pyro blind w/ horns Marke pigboy Zenith avian maybe idfk Zecori curly hair Boreal avian maybe that’s only 10 hmmmm this is hard

‘He’s poisoning the food, Ran guesses immediately’ of course you’d fucking think that wouldn’t you XD

Okay but seriously WHAT is Watson doing? Is he putting the phobium in their food? And then scanning them to see the effects? Is he, like, trying to give them dreamon powers, or RECREATE dreamons, or something?

‘“I, believe it or not, am both weird and sciencey,” Ran explains, a grin growing on his face. “The distraction can be me.”’ *nervously eyes Tak’s vivisection jokes from about a month or two ago* Ran what the fuck are you doing

Ran: Why are you somehow actually growing on me stop doing that

Clem: A large percentage of people find me annoying at first-

Wait she’s a living clock? Oh that’s cool

Okay so symptoms are headaches and “growth pains,” which I’m guessing may or may not be actual growth pains :/ what are you up to, old man?

Wait horns growing in recently??? And I thought it was weird that all of them seem to have tails, even the ones whose species you wouldn’t think have them (like Ruby or the avians). He’s trying to turn them into fucking dreamons, isn’t he?

‘Ran remembers why he is not fond of this girl’ OH MY GOD I LOVE HER XD

AYOOOOOO DID I GET IT RIGHT????????

enderman samples? 0_0

‘“How do you feel, by the way? After your head injury.”’ Fuck you.

‘“Damn,” Watson clicks his tongue. “And where I thought you were smart.”’ Wait I’m confused so does Watson WANT him to figure it out?

‘“On Endermen? Eh Hauntings make interesting guardians for sure.”’ WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Wait Ran barely knows what an MRi is do endermen… not have brains?

‘After all, the council wouldn’t have kept him around if he didn’t have a lot of useful skills, such as being able to shoot an olive through the window of a moving car’ okay but why the fuck would you need to do that X’’’D it’s not like ‘shoot a chink in someone’s armor in a moving car,’ no, it’s shoot a fucking olive

Wait Watson knows too much he’s working WITH Terminus?

Okay wait Ran isn’t just a Faulty Enderman but is, like, an actual hybrid? Maybe? That sounds like too many physical differences to just be faulty genome mutation

But what do I know about genetics or biology

Oh wait he just Copied Humans too much XD

‘“Most endermen I’ve ever studied,” Watson explains gleefully, “Are chock full of ampulexins. Sometimes you can find that in bee venom, but I’ve mostly only seen it in enderman brains. You have essentially none!”’ WAIT okay so I’m aware this is a H U G E leap in logic on my part but does this mayhaps have anything to do with hiveminds or Taking Orders???? Because that seems to be the only thing I can think of that bees and endermen would have in common

‘Out of seemingly nowhere, the walls around Ran become stone brick’ *excited chanting* STRONGHOLD! STRONGHOLD! STRONGHOLD!

Mans has Alexandria’s Genesis in not only his eyes but also his BLOOD, can’t teleport like the rest of his species, his bones are just Built Different, is a living smoke machine, and an amputee, but his biggest concern right now is that some evil scientist who kidnaps children just diagnosed him with Neurotypical. Priorities.

[Edit: WAIT FUCK I MEANT NEURODIVERGENT MY BRAIN SWITCHED THE WORDS FOR SOME REASON I'M SO STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONLY CAUGHT THIS LIKE 3 WHOLE DAYS AFTER POSTING *cough* anyways]

Oh my fucking god wait is he gonna murder Ran for his eyes O_O

‘His right ear burns’ isn’t that where he’s wearing the triangle earring the Council gave him??? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT ALL MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN???

Oh okay now that literal God’s in the picture can we just have Watson get smited on the spot pretty please

WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT FUCK HE CAPTURED TWELVE CILDREN. END PORTALS HAVE TWELVE FRAMES. IS HE GOONA FUCKING SACRIFICE THEM TO SUMMON GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Oh god oh fuck everything;s happening so fast now

AYOOOOOOOOO HE’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :D

General Brackett bouta fuck shit up >:)

‘He has the advantage – he has the high ground’ smh not according to the Blood God you don’t

‘Jackie hollers some sort of battle cry and slices into his leg – there’s a clang, and nothing happens.’ Tak you fucker you watched Hawkeye didn’t you >:(

JACKIE NO!!!!!!! Watson you done did it now

‘This guy, Ran thinks to himself for what is definitely not the first time, is extremely screwed up in the head’ and that’s why you’re perfect for each other :)

Oh theank god the kids are still okay for now

THE EARRING???? HELLO????? WHAT????

Wait what no fuck this can’t be it you’re not gonna fucking die right now

‘“Yes sir,” he whispers back, raising one arm in a weak salute.’ Waht. No. no no non no. We are NOT doing this today. My fuking heart I am punching my pillow so hard right now do not die what the fuck.

‘“Are you two done kissing back there?!” shouts Clementine’s annoyed voice’ An Innit through and through :D

THE PORTAL??!!?!?!?!?!

WAIT RAN’S A GREEN ENDERMAN. A G R E E N ENDERMAN. WHICH MEANS HE HAS GREEN EYES. AND JACKIE’S PART BLAZE. AND THEY WERE IN THE STRONGHOLD. TOGETHER. AND NOW THE PORTAL’S OPEN.

O_O

Yes I realize I am panicking and that I’m assauming far too much BUT’CHA NEVER KNOW

Two: I’m sorry what gives you the right to walking into my dimension bloodied and half-starved and concussed with one arm and a broken shoulder and several arrows sticking out of you? I’m trying to drink my tea here *eyeroll*

O N E ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

C’mon c’mon c’mon teleport teleport teleport TELRPORT TELRPTO YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU LOSE ANOTHER LIMB THAT’S BETTER THAN DYING FOREVER CMON COMNOC OMNC

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W E L P ! *clap*

Time to go scream into my pillow for the next five hours

#bishop's knifetrick #knifetrick #knifetrick spoilers #knifetrick ran #knifetrick jackie #knifetrick watson #ran aetherman #jackie brackett #dsmp fanfic #dream smp fanfiction #dream smp fanfic #dsmp fanfiction #fanfic reaction #relaxxattack #zizistuff

[neptuneofthesky]

MCYT Incorrect Quotes

Featuring | Dream, Gerogenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Karl Jacobs, Quackity, Philza Minecraft, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Ranboo, Michael, The Egg, Red vines

Next Part

Skeppy: I'm sad

Bad: (puts an arm around him) hey, it's ok, I'm here for you

Dream: George, I'm sad

George: mood

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Dream: I'm good at hiding my crush

George: hey guys I'm back

Dream: I-i have to gay- I mean GO-

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Dream: I love sunglasses

Dream: am I looking at that tree? am I looking at George's ass?

Dream: you'll never be able to tell

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Skeppy: *admiring bad* he is so cool, he could hit me with a car and I'd thank him

Techno: we'd thank him too

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Wilbur: you know when I first met you I thought u were a real bitch

Tommy: so, what changed?

Wilbur: I still think you are a real bitch, I've just grown to like that about you

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Dream walks into Sapnap's room

Sapnap: hello Dream I hope you are well

Sapnap: so you may be wondering why I am glued to the ceiling

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George: crushes are the worst

Dream: yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid

George: you are always acting stupid

Dream: yeah, don't think about that too hard

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George: I fell-

Dream: from heaven?

George: no, I actually fell-

Dream: in love with me the moment you saw me?

George: MY ARM IS BROKEN

Dream: ok but do you think I'm pretty? be honest

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Tommy: is the pink panther a lion?

Techno: ........ say that again but slower

Tommy:

Tommy: I don't get it

Wilbur: he's the PINK PANTHER

Tommy: okay?? But is he a lion?

Philza: Tommy, he's a panther

Tommy :

Tommy: is that a kind of lion?

Wilbur: no, its a PANTHER

Tommy: I just googled it, they're not pink tho

Techno: AND LIONS ARE?

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Tommy: yesterday I yote my water bottle down the stairs and almost hit Tubbo

Wilbur: I- did you just use yeet in the past sense?

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Tubbo: wanna hang out tomorrow?

Tommy: can't I have a doctors appointment

Tubbo: say you're sick or something and just cancel

Tommy: ......

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Philza: can I speak to you for a minute?

Tommy: oooooh someone is in trouble!

Philza:

Tommy: it's me I down know why I did that

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Bad: why is Karl laying on the ground screaming into a pillow?

Quackity: oh, he's been like that for a few minutes.

Bad: but, why?

Quackity: Sapnap giggled at his joke.

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Dream: love is in the air

George: *spraying a can of Febreeze and holding his shirt over his nose* not anymore.

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Philza: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Techno: *yelling* hey Tommy! how tall are you?

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Techno, talking on the phone: Phil, I have good news and bad news

Philza: just give me the good news

Techno: the smoke alarm is functioning perfectly

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Skeppy: who do you think is hotter, me or the sun?

Bad: the sun

Skeppy: okay, let me rephrase it. who do you think is hotter, me, your amazingly adorable best friend who loves you very much, or the sun?

Bad: the sun

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Quackity: I have an idea!

Karl: no bullying Bad today

Quackity: I no longer have an idea

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Wilbur: is the past tense yeet or yeeted??

Techno: yeet is the present tense, but yote could be the past tense too!

Philza: I just want to know who threw Tommy out of the window

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Bad: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Bad: *aggressively throws water bottles at everyone*

Geroge: uh...

Dream: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Bad: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Sapnap: *crying* it's working

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George: I hate you with every inch of my body

Sapnap: That's not a lot of inches

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Bad: I don't know if they'll notice, but I slipped a little note in each of my friend's bad to let them know that I love them

Skeppy, pulling out a twenty-five-page note: what the fuck-

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Dream: I don't know. I just feel like we are destined to be together. I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us together!

George: it's three am and you're stuck in the middle of my window. how did you even get here?

Dream: I just told you. fate.

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Philza: Tommy, I know you three toilet papered my garden

Wilbur: *whispers* play dumb!

Tommy: who's Tommy?

Techno: *whispers* not that dumb!

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Bad: tell us a secret, Dream.

Dream: uh, okay! I have a crush on George!

Sapnap: no, dream, he said secret.

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Wilbur: Tommy is in the pool and I don't think he is waterproof

Philza: what

Techno: I think he means Tommy is drowning

Philza: oh okay

Philza:

Philza: WAIT WHAT

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Quackity: can I get a strawberry milkshake with two straws, please?

Karl, thinking: aw, that's cute... he wants to share his milkshake with me

[later]

Quackity, putting both straws in his mouth: hey, watch how fast I can drink this

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Quackity: I- I think I saw a monster

Tubbo, terrified: w-where?

Quackity, pointing at the door: THERE

Tubbo: SLENDERMAN!!

Ranboo, opening the lights: shut up, it's just me

[This one is because Tubbo and Quackity are one of the shortest ;) ]

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Philza: who broke the flower pots?

Techno: it was Tommy

Wilbur: it was Tommy

Tommy: it was Tommy

Philza:

Tommy: dammit

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Policeman: so, what's your name?

Tubbo: don't tell him, Tommy

Policeman writes down: okay, Tommy

Tommy: dammit Tubbo

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George: Interrupt my sleeping and I will interrupt your breathing :)

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Sapnap: hey, is anyone else d-

Tommy: dead?

Wilbur: depressed?

Dream: drained?

Techno: deprived of sleep?

Sapnap: ...done with your work? What is wrong with you people?

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Karl: hey, how much money do you have?

Quackity: uh.. 69 cents

Karl: ayy, you know what that means!!

Quackity: *choking up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Ranboo: *exists*

Tommy: you got a problem mate?

Tommy: I mean, you are so tall, you must got a problem

Ranboo: I'm just sitting here

Tommy: WAS UP

Ranboo: a-are you trying to fight me?

Tommy: WAS UP

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Tommy: why don't women have to take the DNA test to see if the child is their's

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Michael: papa, there's a monster under my bed!

Ranboo, tucking him in: Don't worry bud. There are no monsters in this house.

Michel: can you check, please?

Ranboo: alright.

Ranboo: *kneels down to check*

Techno: subscribe to Technoblade

Ranboo: *startled* WHAT THE-

(Credits to @/your.gehenna on Instagram)

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George: I think Dream was right.

Sapnap: I'm surprised he hadn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Geroge: he wouldn't do that.

Dream: you're right, George. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Dream: *turns around, the shirt he is wearing says 'Dream Told You So' on the back*

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Sapnap: You lying, cheating piece of shit!

Dream: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Dream: I'm leaving you and I'M TAKING GEORGE WITH ME

Bad, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now

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Quackity: why are Bad and skeppy sitting with their backs to each other?

Karl: they had a fight.

Quackity: then why are they holding hands?

Karl: they get sad when they fight

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Ranboo:*serenading* with you, 60 minutes feel like an hour

Tubbo:*almost in tears*

Tommy: what the fuck

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The Egg: I just ended a four-year relationship.

Red Vines: oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

The Egg: hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Bad and Skeppy fighting from across the room*

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#mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #dream #georgenotfound #sapnap #badboyhalo #skeppy #dreamwastaken #karl #karl jacobs #quackity #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #technoblade #wilbur #wilbur soot #philza #philza minecraft

[unreasonablebehaviour]

Pls take this random assortment of dsmp “hcs” (which is actually just me rambling out my ass but we love to see it//)

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- Sam just like gets really fuccn energetic in a thunderstorm... like just hyperactive but also like v strong..... also immune to electrocution :)

- He’s also like all creepers are, shit terrified of cats which is v funny considering he’s sorta friends with ant

- Even funnier if u want to take the ‘canon’ fact of ant being a whole ass 20 feet tall

- Speaking of ant and this absolutely isn’t a hc but I just find it very funny that people draw humanoid versions of all of the non human characters EXCEPT for ant who I have only ever seen drawn as a cat ghgh

- Bads skin colour is deadass vantablack like if he holds his hand in front of his face it just seemingly vanishes and you can’t pick out where his hand ends and face begins

- I want him to look terrifying.... like absolutely massive a complete unit of a man, sharp ass teeth, sharp spikes and horns, sharp claws, white glowing eyes........... but he’s just like “owo” at all times ghgh

- Skeppy has chronic pain from the diamonds growing inside his body and out of his skin... sometimes he ramps up how cheerful he is to try and hide how much pain he’s in that day

- Ranboo’s body is longer on his enderman side and so he physically can’t stand up straight unless his shorter leg is on a slope

- He’s half silverfish... mainly cause I think that’s funny like hehe both those and endermen are linked to the end/stronghold and can break blocks

- This does also mean he joins bad and skeppy in the ‘help I am v spiky’ club tho

- Also also like absolutely none of his clothes fit cause his limbs are so disproportionately long so rip his ankles in the tundra I guess

- Shortza supremacy

- Sapnap... blaze boy..... I want him to steam when he angy...... v warm to the touch and all of the dteam lay on top of him when it’s cold lmao

- George is like some weird ass mushroom man.... like he looks completely human for the most part but he’s not he just never tells anyone cause he has the mentality of ‘well no one ever asked?’ Or ‘it didn’t seem important’

- When he’s in danger the surrounding plants try to help him (like lmao there’s a war goin on? Nah just take a nap and miss out so you won’t get hurt :) )

- Imagine how much funnier the lmanberg saga would be if schlatt just looked like his profile icon rather than his mc skin.... just cute tiny sheep man in a sweater... I think it’d be like that one gif of the teddy bear slamming its head onto the table to acquire angy eyebrows

- Dreams has symmetrical white patches down the front of skin... kinda like vitiligo but not? Like deadass pure white

- I also kinda just imagine him having creepy solid black eyes ghgh (haha it’s cause he’s possessed)

- He’s immortal and kinda just snapped tbh like half the reason his actions are so manipulative, selfish and drastic are both because he’s so desperate to have control over things in his life and because low-key he kinda hopes that people will find a way to kill him off or get rid of the thing possessing him (I just want a happy ending :( make him not evil pls my poor heart can’t take a non happy for everyone ending//)

- Puffy is fluffy :) I will not elaborate further

- Revived people have creepy blacked out maybe kinda glowing eyes.... paler skin.... scars and phantom pains from their injuries....

- Phil just deadass found Wilbur hiding inside a fridge and took him home with him... wil just assumed the fridge was his mom and Phil found it too funny to correct him

- Tubbo is a moobloom hybrid and all the bees love him ok 💛

- I think it would be funny if dream just deadass can’t see shit through his mask rap considering all the feats he has done

- Phil is v old and ‘wise’ but is also fairly detached from reality as a result cause he can’t really remember what earlier parts of his life were like to understand how other people act

- I also think it’d be hilarious if he ironically had like 0 life skills... cooking? He’s shit at it. Sleep schedule? Never heard of it. Taxes? Isn’t that a state?

- The floors in the tundra trios homes are constantly being ruined by techno having hooves and Phil and maybe ranboo having claws... like u no how u can like dent and scrape a wooden floor with heels? Kinda like that

- Speaking of those three I also think it’d be very funny if they all collectively became useless or started fighting in the presence of a gold block cause like 👀 ‘oo gold/hehe shiny/hold block’ mentality

- Quackity can shapeshift.... but he’s like a ditto and always has the :] face.... mmm also maybe keeps any scars he has

- His ability to control this decreases the more he dies

- So like u could he talking to him and just suddenly he looks like someone else or like a weird mishmash of people and just hasn’t noticed lmao totally not freaky at all

- Literally non of the tundra trio are equipped for the weather like u have someone from the hot af nether, bird man who’d realistically be prone to hypothermia and someone who’s allergic to water like lmao why do yall live here what is wrong with you

- I want niki to just be very exasperated by this fact

- I want her to bake goods for her friends... tailored to their tastes.... cheer up food :)

- Also i forget when she changed her skin but I think it’d be very funny if she dyed her hair pink as an intimidation factor to tommy cause she knows he dislikes techno

- Puffy ily but I do not trust you with Tommy after the disaster that was bbh and skeppys relationship counselling

- The concept of the totems being foolish’s children is very funny to me like just the implication that he just leaves his kids in random chests for people to steal and that when they witness someone die they just explode with revive energy or something like w h a t

- Ghostbur either isn’t actually Wilbur and is just some entity pretending to be him hence the ‘poor memory’ OR him and limbo Wilbur are two halves of one entity

- I just find it v sus that he’s the only ghost that’s ever shown up... and regularly at that

- mmm tubbo hard of hearing.... relies on reading lips the best he can when to help clarify what people are saying but he can hear people well enough if they raise their voice quite loud

- cursed hc but what if ash and Zachary were somehow michael decendants and they like porkums cause he’s either originally a family friend or he just reminds them of stuff

- Ok half of these aren’t even hcs anymore and is just me rambling but who let Karl be in charge of the time travel he has such strong himbo energy

- That being said villain Karl when 👀//

- Why is tubbo like one of the smartest most accomplished people on the sever... he’s like 17..... like my man has been president, developed a new form of fast travel, has a family, developed a nuclear weapons program by himself, launched a man into space, developed a whole town and more .... like who let him have this much power he can barely read//

- I think it’d be funny if techno was just really bad at strategy games..... like ok technically he’s not bad at them but like he just spends 4 days analysing every last minute detail every round to optimise his chances of winning//

- I feel like people don’t give Jack enough credit for the fact he cheated death using nothing but spite

#mcyt #dsmp #god do I dare tag everyone #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #jack manifold #nihachu #ranboo #tubbo #philza #jschlatt #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #badboyhalo #skeppy #captain puffy #technoblade #awesamdude #antfrost #quackity #karl jacobs #foolish gamers #I think that’s everyone I mentioned? #anyway these have absolutely 0 cohesion #no thoughts just random hcs and ideas #am I allowed to bully tubbo for being dyslexic if I too am dyslexic #dif kind of dyslexic but still #I mean it affectionately #/long post

[sapphire-innit]

I'm not gonna apologize for there being a break because this is a hobby and I do this at my own pace lol. THAT SAID, let's hop back in!

Vod: Tommy's Exile Is Coming To A Close (rp) oh man here's the drowning again. At least Ranboo and Niki are greeting him in chat that's cute

of COURSE its raining lol, very Moody

...don't like that Tommy is actually looking forward to Dream visiting. The gaslighting is really setting in. He's not eating enough either

Tommy's always moving around, he's such an active character, so it REALLY hits when he freezes, even just for a moment or two. Yes this is in response to the funny Lazerbeam lava death comment that somehow turned very sad very quickly lol

He's very openly talking about his death too. And his skin is even worse I think, hes got SUCH bags under his eyes.. and ALSO THIS IS STILL HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW TO SEX 3 afdfd

Chat: "This is so sad and so funny at the same time" I saw that smirk cc!Tommy, you know exactly what you are doing!! LOL he broke face for juuuust a second cause that's EXACTLY the tone he's going for

I am a bit .. concerned about HTS3, because so far every time hes tried to write things down, its hmm. Been revealing to say the least

...I'm still nervous about when Dream is gonna log on, even while he's going on about the 'thinking palace'. Its... impressive how much I actually dread that, and how well they've conditioned me to expect it

adfsfdsfds Ranboo how did I laugh at that '''joke''' omg. Tommy was so happy to get mail though :( and yeah like I thought every time he tries to write things it gets sad. It's a really good storytelling device: cc!Tommy is using it to be more explicit and I think that's pretty clever actually

I can't help but wonder how carefully coordinated these exile streams are, especially this deep into the arc. Like, did cc!Tommy go on the discord before this and tell them to not visit today? Obviously Dream visits are coordinated, but I'm just a bit curious about the back end of things

"Visit Techno? no no, what would Dream think" >:(

"I wanna go and see someone, I wanna go somewhere, I wanna meet people. You know now and then it just re hits me that I actually, I actually just can't, can I" ;-;

He's self-soothing and it hurts

"My time with Tubbo has come and gone" "He chose against it" excuse me, just CRYING FOREVER NOW ;-; ;-; ;-;

...it really is disturbingly like a suicide note isn't it, with all this talk of it being his final thing to do

The days when he's not visited really set in the depression don't they? cc!Tommys still good at balancing the tone so it doesn't get too sad but SHEESH

Tommy's gotten pretty good at building actually, like he's not perfect or anything but the thinking palace looks pretty good for what it is

Its actually been half the stream without Dream thank fuck

...he's thinking about it, about going into the nether portal. GOD I'm so worried and upset because I DON'T want to see what Dream would do if he broke his exile, even knowing he wouldn't kill him most likely.

"Why did I do this, why did I make it harder for people to come visit me" !!! ahhhh realization of self-destructive tenancies fuck, and just after he almost visited L'manburg tooooo

"I'm going to revamp this, why did I do this???" *Immediately stares into the lava for SEVERAL seconds* f u c k

"Chat what is Tubbo's favorite block" Aaaaaaaaaaaa

:( :( Ranboo IMMEDIATELY willing to help WE STAN A TOMMY STAN

the fuckign GHASTS I'M!! what a tone switch!!! TOMMY WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A BOW I MEAN I KNOW WHY BUT STILL afdfdf

those fucking jumps in the path scare me and now there's a HOLE IN THE PATH this is so fucking DANGEROUS afdsfssdf someone is totally gonna fall in that

awww cc!Wilbur watching the stream even when hes away thats so sweet <3

"...and Ill put cobblestone in the middle and everyone will come see me!" does this feel like Bargaining to anyone else? Just me? alright...

"And then we fight, we fight for everything we have left" ;u;

NIKI!!!!!!

this is gonna go so poorly!!! I hate it!!! (also don't talk over her tho pls)

is Ranboo also in the chat? Ranboo & Niki friendship underrated for sure lol

"How have you been" "................good" you can see the decision to Lie omg adfsdf

ah actually getting a fire res potion BEFORE falling into lava, one can Hope

lol Ranboo and Niki having so much trouble getting back to spawn RIP them, FUNDY why did you take them so far away and then LEAVE

"how can I be with other people and still be so alone" oof yeah thats the true bitch about what Dream's doing isn't it :(

adsfsdfsf accidentally almost getting himself banned from Twitch ALSO HOLY SHIT TOMMYYYY DON'T JUMP LIKE THAT OMG

also who the heck was chanting "do a flip" in chat holy shit what is this thirst for blood

lol asking RANBOO of all people for hot takes adfsafdf

ohnoooo almost twitch ban NUMBER 2 aadfdfws

also who the fuck was spamming nsfw copy pasta in his chat adfsfd

LOL what is the drug conversation Niki is trying to do???? What is happening???? FUNDY WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM

"I feel too old to be in this conversation" MOOD NIKI, MOOD lmaooo I love you

adfdf Tommy how can you even be mean to Niki, shes so sweet and sounds so upset about it lol

do I even WANT to know what the Dream twitter drama was????

LOL always laugh when a cc bails out of a joke lmao its so funny to me for some reason

SHES RIGHT AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT!!!!!!!! BEST HOT TAKE, REDDIT SUCKS LMAOOO ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

he keeps almost spleefing Ranboo adfdsfs

aww lol he actually is being careful after being told off lmao ohnooooo "That was worse than the time Wilbur shouted at me for being in his office. It's like being told off by the quiet teacher" NIKI IS SO DISTRESSED omg adfdsfdswfds

I think cc!Tommy did not realize the power that he wields....

OH NIKI'S SKIN IS SO CUTE!!!!

"Just a really long cross, Jesus was tall!" omg Ranboo that was actually clever

lol and now Jack is here ! nice

"Do a flip" CHAT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

#dream smp #dream smp liveblog #tommyinnit #ranboo #nihachu #dsmp exile arc #abuse tw #suicide tw

[zathechaosgod]

Favourtie Stream Moments

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Wednesday 25th of November

Hardcore boi doing hardcore things today!

Phil send techno a picture of his offline chat and techno just replied

Also rip the old alerts he’s been changing them around

RIP GREEDY GREEDY PHIL

He’s so popular now he can’t hear himself think due to the notifs lol

Greedy greedy phil might come back in a different form though!

Quartress garden again tonight!

He’s gonna make the swing he talked about before!

Scam train pog!

And we’re already having problems with the bits not coming through rip

Bits are now coming through but tts is still broken ripp

Also all tts is brian now sadge

Techno said “why are they like this” about the offline chat lmao

(you’re safe for now, but we’ll see how long it lasts)

Gapple gang catch up from monday~~~

Swing-making struggles rip

I can tell it’s gonna be pretty tho

The MCC teams just got announced on discord but Phil won’t tell us :( there’s some interesting teams though?

End of season one vid! (for mcc)

Phil paused the video specifically to say that Tommy has beef with the social media woman lmaoo

Epic Landlord lmaooo “I was never sorry”

glow squid go brr

Phil is very hyped for the new monster hunter coming to pc

“Special bois, a pig, y’know, everything a quatress should have”

“i have a few shulkers” *opens full double chest, then second double chest half filled*

“no no no” with a wagging finger bc chat was begging for an earcheck lmao

blocks go brrrr

this is in context to the people who keep asking what he’s gonna do about the warden lmao

Phil just wants to make shrubbery, but someone requested fishing lmaooo

AND AN EARCHECK LMAOOO

no progress on stream lol this is why he started doing stuff off-stream

phil asked chat what was the most stressful thing from this past week and ian decided that was the time to confess he almost broke the sub server

also phil reminds everyone stressed by school that it gets a lot better once you’re done and that you’re going to be okay!

ranboo is here as well lol, his most stressful thing was dying in hardcore with phil on the call lmao

Earcheck time!

lol i actually just found out i had my headphones on wrong pog

rip the audio is scuffed he’s gotta restart the stream :(

also he’s finally fixing the donation tts

“tommy shouldn’t be in charge of anything, really”

this is about the banned board on dream smp

finally back to the swing and the garden!

i feel like phil might’ve just gotten a new hobby, we’re looking at stuff with the pretty shaders on again

photographer!phil anyone?

SLUGZA

“is it weird chat that i thought about naming that cow and immediately killing it, just to piss you off?”

(this is why my url is the way it is lmaooo, chaosza)

the nether void took 250k+ blocks of black concrete rip

pros and cons of tall oak trees: pretty, but such a pain to take down

a zombie piglin spawned in the tall tree and he’s now called Technotree lmaoo

i actually love love love how phil names anything pig related techno

There’s like 4-5 techno’s in this hardcore workd now lol

Someone suggested snowza for mcc13 and now people are spamming cumza again help

H E

S H E

someone asked if phil has a favourite kid and he refused to answer so now chat is just “it’s techno isn’t it”

love the amount of work a single tree is taking, so much effort goes in to spawnproofing

annd there he goes making ten stacks of buttons even though he does not need that much for a single tree

lmaoo there was another fishing request available bc he restarted stream

(he refunded it, chat is still spamming scamza)

honestly i live for the way momza is always on our side lmao

SCAM TRAIN LEVEL FIVE LETS GOO

also hella pog is replacing the log underneath technotree with basalt i would’ve just left it there lmao

7K SUBS POG

People are trying to pull a quackity support but phil doesn’t cry that quickly anymore

the tree looks so cool!

SNOOP TIME

aka time to weed out the weak ones (pun fully intended)

Lmaoo we gained viewers???

7777 go brrr

bot also go brrr to time out the 7s bc the bot doesn’t care

Seriously the tree turned out awesome especially with wet hands on the background

lmao he’s got no dark oak left bc it’s all buttons

soul lanterns!!! they might be my favourite item in the game they’re so pretty!!!

momza’s mom gifted 5 subs!!!

chat is discussing options please reply below: Nanza/Granza/Granmaza/Granza-in-law/Grannyza

comprimise on 7777subs: he’ll let it actually get to the sevens in the tts if he hit it

he can’t do all of the sevens bc tts would get wayyyyy too far behind

Things i’ve learned in minecraft today: You can place coral fans on the sides of other blocks!!!

Nethertree looks absolutely awesome, especially with the lanterns!!

Also with the rate subs are going, we might hit the subgoal next stream already? 500+ subs again already wow

rip game crashed due to the shaders

whoo the garden path actually leads to stuff now!

no shrubbery yet though and a greenhouse will also be added!

ohhh fallen tree possibly!

basalt+dead coral makes for an awesome fallen log!

Raiding Wilbur! 100man chaos lmao

GARBAGE DAY

#dream smp #mcyt #philza #sleepy bois inc #wilbursoot #ph1lza #philza livestream #technoblade

[the-fate-of-aspen-fall]

hnghg c!karlnapity adopting ranboo and sheltering him until we was old enough, idk why i chose to switch povs i hope it isnt confusing, i tried to separate them. @jupiter-oak im sorry it didnt turn out like i wanted, i have another idea tho <3

They’d always been a bit wild, the thought of adopting a child had never crossed their minds. Yet here they were, following the faint cries of a child through the forest.  “You’re sure it was this way?” Quackity questioned, sparing a glance at Karl and Sapnap. “Yes! You’ve asked the same question at least five times Quackity!” Sapnap exclaimed, exasperated. “That’s because we haven’t found anything yet!” Quackity shot back, making a face at the taller male. “I heard it too, it’s not our fault you’re basically deaf-” Karl paused, whipping around to firmly press his index finger to his lips at his fiances.  Sapnap and Quackity gave Karl matching quizzical looks, watching him creep over to a large bush and silently slide behind it, disappearing from view. ________________________________ Karl was trying his best to be quiet, and he was successful for the most part, up until the soles of his sneakers met a twig. He managed to snap it clean in half and make a very loud noise. Abruptly, the quiet sobs he’d been following stopped and the bushes in front of him rustled. A small black and white face peered out, it’s eyes wide and scared.  Karl faltered, slowly dropping to his knees and holding out his hand. “I’m not going to hurt you.” He murmured. The figure hesitated before slowly creeping closer, revealing a small humanoid child, rather tall for a toddler. It had small horns, mismatched eyes and spotted skin, a small wispy tail trailing behind it. It stopped in front of Karl, who smiled warmly in an attempt to come off as friendly to the child. It eyed him carefully as it placed a small spotted white hand in Karl’s. “Hello to you too.” Karl chuckled, gently wrapping his hand around the child’s. “Are you lost?” It nodded, quickly attaching itself to Karl’s side. “We can go to my house and eat? Then maybe see if we can find your parents.” Karl suggested gently, slowly rising to his full height. The child opened and closed it’s mouth before rasping out a quiet. “..Gone..” Karl tipped his head to the side. “Gone? Your parents are gone?” It nodded, gripping Karl’s hand tighter as it stared at the floor. “Well-- you can stay with me, at least while we get you cleaned up. You can leave whenever, alright?” Karl took a cautious step back the way he came, still gently grasping the child’s hand. It nodded, quickly taking two steps to follow Karl. ___________________________________ Karl emerged from the brush, a small child holding his hand. “What the fuck.” Quackity deadpanned. The child immediately ducked behind Karl, who carefully coaxed it out, murmuring quiet reassurances that Sapnap and Quackity were friendly. It peeked out from behind Karl’s legs, eyeing Quackity and Sapnap. “Friend..?” Sapnap and Quackity exchanged glances, giving in and nodding at Karl’s pleading look. “Let’s go home.” Karl hummed quietly, leading the child past them.  ___________________________________ Years passed, the child shyly admitting it’s name was Ranboo. Learning to live with the three fiances and slowly accepting them as father figures. Karl teaching him how to speak, read, and write proper english with gentle coaxing(he also had a strange thing for history). Quackity teaching him how to defend himself with words rather than violence and slide out of sticky situations with sly words. Sapnap teaching him how to survive and collect resources in the forest, while giving back to it in turn.  Around the ages of 16 or 17, Karl, Sapnap, and Quackity woke Ranboo early morning. Only giving him the vague information that they were traveling somewhere he hadn’t been ready for before. The sun rose along the horizon, the pale light falling over tall manmades structures. Some crumbled, and others new and polished. Karl looked remorseful as he turned to Ranboo, his eyes dark, like he knew something nobody else did. “Welcome to the Dream SMP.”

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