#look chocolate tastes good

[unpretty]

WHY DO ALL THE CHURRO CHOCOLATE BARS HAVE DRUGS IN THEM

#original #i really like this churro chocolate but i have to limit my intake because it's got weed in it #i tried one brand but it was Too Fancy and didn't taste as good as the weed chocolate #but now i'm looking once more for churro chocolate without weed #and what do i find #but churro chocolate with magic mushrooms

[sword-swallower-pin]

Found a sgt pepper themed cake mold for reduced at HMV the other day, obviously had to get it. Spent all day looking for a cake mix and the one we eventually found is from Jane Asher's baking company. Now creating the cake with perhaps the worst karmic power ever, I don't know if it's more of an insult to him or to her. Divorce cake

#im so sorry jane but your chocolate cake taste's so good #i didn't even know she had a cake mix line. we were just in home bargins and there she was. looking very good in her old age i will say

[vee-thebee]

Victor Timely @ that hunter

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#loki #loki spoilers #loki season 2 #victor timely #kang the conqueror #okay i know i literally didn't shut up about timely last week #because i was complaining #but this is different #this scene was too cute #and adding onto that #the hunter had apparently never had hot chocolate before? #and so when he tasted it he about lost his shit #because it was so good #and then timely looked so proud of himself #PLEASE #i about screamed #turns out i might be a victor timely stan #he is so good #i might protect this man with my life i fear #venus rambles in tags

[ddarker-dreams]

the disparity in your living conditions with chrollo vs feitan is wild. it's either living in wasteful luxury or making friends with ants building their colony until feitan forgives you for asking if he has anything to eat besides microwave dinners

#this man figures kid cuisine looks good enough and serves it to you #the chocolate pudding taste/texture after its been microwaved... that shit needs to be studied extensively #i swear it's the forbidden fourth phase of matter #concepts

[quibbs126]

Random food I discovered today that I think would make an interesting Cookie Run character: black sapote

They’re a tropical fruit related to persimmon that grow in the Central America area

I find them particularly interesting because they apparently taste like chocolate (and also caramel?), and they’re only ripe and good to eat when they look dark, rotted and kind of gross

I mention these things because I feel like there’s potential here for an interesting Cookie given those unique traits, I just don’t know what to do with it

#cookie run #cookie run oc #black sapote #random informational that isn’t very in depth bc I’m bad at research #I was looking for ideas for potential fankids when I stumbled upon this #(specifically I was looking for dark color foods) #from that angle I feel like given the tropical fruit and the fact that it tastes like chocolate #that it’d work for a fankid between Dark Choco and one of the dragons #(probably Pitaya since he’s the only one relatively connected to him) #but at the same time currently Pitaya seems to be portrayed closer to Hollyberry’s age if not older #and Hollyberry is around the same age as Dark Choco’s dad so the age difference now might be a bit iffy #another idea was them being a Cookie of Darkness #but I don’t recall why? #or a character that seems bad but is actually a nice person #like how a ripe one looks ugly but apparently tastes really good #random stuff #if anyone can think of a use for this feel free to use this a character #I would love to see

[mercymaker]

me after sleeping for a total of 3 hours having the mental switch randomly flip in the middle of the kitchen while making cereal at 4pm

#life #this gif is crispier than a tempura shrimp but it was literally the first thing i thought about when it happened #it IS in fact a boomer moment but it is what it is #yaknow you go outside you talk to people you step out and look through things #and realize that the birds are still chirping outside every morning #that chocolate cereal tastes just as good as before #and that once all the demons and woes burst out of the box maiming everything in sight #you can look down and always find hope in the corner waiting for you #ALSO winter's almost over i can smell it in the crocus flowers blossoming outside my house

[lizardsarecute]

please look at these babkas that my partner made for the first time. i love them!

#personal #can confirm they taste as good as they look #cinnamon and chocolate babkas #honestly don't know which one i like more...maybe chocolate #but it was hard to focus on work when this smell was floating into the office lmao #CONSUME OMNOMNOMNOM

[cottagecore-raccoon]

Attempting to make peppermint patties… it’s not going well

#seriously wtf is that #I’ve put the peppermint discs back in the fridge #hopefully that helps #cause they keep melting in the chocolate #on the bright side it tastes good #going off of Dylan Hollis’s book #he makes it look so easy… #baking fail #baking #cottagecore-racoon

[helianskies]

cake

#that chocolate was freshly drizzled in hindsight maybe shouldve waited a lil longer for the chocolate flakes BUT #in my defence now it's cooled off and the flakes are still there it looks good #i just hope. it taste good. #mum insisted i drizzle melted chocolate on top so uh. mm #shouldve made ganache but nevermind . . . . . . . . . #(why did i listen to her she's not even eating chocolate atm so she isnt eating this cake ffs) #(heliaaaaa 😭😭😭😭😭😭) #helia's stuff

[undead-potatoes]

It really speaks to the quality of a recipe when you mess up every step of the way, and it still one of the most delicious things you've ever had

#Sunny Life #spoiler alert: my chocolate cream cheese frosting did NOT set and it's still weirdly thick soup lmao #just melted right off the cake (that was also under baked bc ofc nothing could go as planned this time) and it still fucking ruled #been dreaming about chocolate cake for a month and I was not disappointed despite all the ''failures'' #if I can make a stupid good cake that looks like a train wreck then what excuse do bakeries have for cakes that taste like sawdust

[minimoefoe]

having covid has made me realise that I think all the issues I have with food would be solved if I simply could not taste anything

#natchats #one of my Issues is overeating #purely bc im eating for the taste and not bc im hungry #but now im like well i cant taste it so why would i wanna eat it #not being able to taste has also made eating VERY boring like fuckin hell #its actually rubbish #im like why am i eating at all if i cant taste #i am still eating obviously #im probs eating less and better than when i had my taste #and not having a taste is making me less worried about what im eating #like i had some rice yesterday that i knoe for a fact probably tasted like shit bc im always really weird about that kind of rice #but i didnt give a fuck bc i couldnt taste it #so as long as it doesnt look bad then ill eat it i guess #good time to force myself to try new foods #and the maybe when i get my taste back i will find it easier to eat bc i will have at it before #even tho i couldnt taste it #idfk #and also when it comes to stuff like chocolate or generally unhealthy stuff #im like not really eating that anymore #bc im nlt getting the benefit of being able to taste it #im just getting the negatvie of it bekng unhealthy so im like well thats not worth it is it #also my mum has covid now too soz queen

[carcrashcockrash]

auuggghg wauughh im dying from a deadly diseas. its called ate pizza and macdonalds and soy all in one day disease an d symptoms include exploding. u mgiht want to step back brother

#figjting for my life on the toilet rn you have no idea #it seemed like such a good idea. it seemed like such a good idea. #the pizza. that was like 12 hours ago at this point. and you know i could feel it but i was ok. you know. #same goes for macdonalds. ok sure mcflurry and nuggets and a few fries floatin around in there for like 8 hrs. but it was fine. i was fine. #i get home just before 11pm right. sleepy guy. nap on the couch for an hour. i should have gone to bed. but no. #my hubris. my desire for prawn fried rice. i simply had to have it. #looking back i can see how the universe tried to stop me. no onions. no sesame oil. but i pushed on. i was determined. #i have onion powder. i have peanut oil. you cannot stop me. the battle cry has sounded. the war has begun. #whisk and cook the egg. chop chop chop the bacon and fry with the prawn and garlic. add spices. veggies. and of course rice #add the substitute peanut oil. a... generous amount of oyster sauce. its good. and of course how could we forget the soy sauce #ha. ha ha ha. hahahaahaha. ha. god. #glug glug glug. tipping the nearly-empty bottle of costco soy sauce upside-down into the wok. hissssss #mix mix mix. taste test. adjust a little. shame about the onion but otherwise good. cant wait to eat a bowl. #scoop scoop scoop. fried rice in a bowl. sit and play some turf war while it cools. eat eat eat. listen to sci guys podcast. life is good. #perhaps it would have been fine if it had ended here. my decisions would not have been without consequence but they would be bearable. #it did not end there. #another bowl. another mistake. ingesting more and more soy. gorging myself upon the garden of eden. wrath was fast approaching #i dont know if i really need to explain this next part. to be honest. i think you can probably guess. the pain. the shartblasting. you know #anyway it took me so long to write these tags that im actually mostly fine now and in bed with a kitty so life is good #tomorrow i will eat even more fried rice and maybe even buy that one chocolate soy milk even though it kills me but it tastes sooo good #i will never learn my lesson ever amen #mine #wow long tags. hiiiii if u read all this

[shshshshshowrunner]

Wish I could taste without the, like, special ingredients.

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I ran out of tags. Most of this post is in the tags and I ran out of tags. Apparently the limit is 30. Worst part is I wasn't done.

#saw a video where they deep fried some chocolate eggs and im losing my mind. #unwilling to wake anyone up right now alors je peut pas even voir mes amis le goût #mes dieux they look good. #im almost tempted to get up and cook. i mean. fight gnomes. for xigbar. #okay i am tempted. #but #no guarantee when he'll wake up and if what i make becomes cold and not good I will DIE i cannot kill the part of me #that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself #goodnight world forever i made something contrary to his taste. #i need to work on that i know i do. but #hm #and he said he didnt really have a sweet tooth :( who am i going to feed these eggs to. #i would bother arme but she needs her space I know she does. #I can't imagine a simple desert like this appealing to the narrator. #so no xigbar arme or narrator. thats everyone in the arena #i dont want to bother MoM ive bothered him enough recently. #um. hm. #would Kayne like them? he seems to like sweet things. fundip is sweet right? he put some on his popcorn when I stayed over #he even let me eat some (though I couldn't taste) #hm. #then again i feel like that would fall under Bothering MoM. showing up in the woods under the treehouse yelling #'KAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEE. DO YOU WANT A DEEPFRIED CADBURY CREAM EGG. OR SEVERAL. I MADE THEM JUST NOWWW' #yeah that would bother him #and also risk waking riri which i do NOT want to do i know how babies are. #fuck. #i cant go to the cabin to bother paph even if he Was awake #not sure if arthur would like these either. and i think hes asleep to. and we're not close enough for me to just hand him food I dont think #gods. kayne is really the best option here but i cant even. damn it. #and stanley and sora are both gone. gone SWEEPING 🧹🧹 THE BRACKET 🧹🧹 GET REKT EVERYONE ELSE #AS they deserve

[boathungry]

what is cream chocolate??

This is cream chocolate! I thought they made it with cream instead of milk but I just looked at the ingredients list more closely and found out that it's. It's literally just milk chocolate. This specific company just calls it cream chocolate for some reason??????? To make it sound fancier I guess????? I am devastated. My entire life has been a lie

#IT'S SO GOOD THO #idk what it is it does not taste like milk chocolate. it's creamier and richer #from a quick look over other icelandic milk chocolates it seems the main difference is that they use skimmed milk powder #in addition to regular milk powder #(and probably heaps more sugar) #so????????????????? idk it hits different #nói siríus how dare you lie to me like this.

[gudakko]

wait right i did have another dream

#why do i suddenly remember them only after a few hours #anyway this was from the afternoon nap not the new years sleep that was the bird girl #but yeah i went to my old highschool and usually thats never a good sign in a dream cause that usually means its going to be one of those #stress dreams where im stuck in school for no reason cause i didnt REALLY graduate and have to do it all over #but this time it was different like there was still that lingering feeling at first but then i was just like no im just here to #pick up my diploma im not doing the usual bs #and also it was VASTLY different now like the whole first floor was just a huge starbucks? it had like 5 or 6 counters each with employees #and staff but it was also mainly empty there were only like may 1 or two other people #and i immediately started speaking in english cause yknow and they just assumed i was foreign so they just started speaking to me in the #usual broken italian english and also the way the stuff you could order was displayed SUCKED like you just had a few items listed here and #there and every counter had different listings so you had to walk all over the place to get a good idea but eventually i just asked them #what frappuccinos they had and this guy told me like the 4 different flavors they had but they were all gibberish? like they were just #made up words lmao. so i just picked a random one and he gave me a weird look like are you SURE you want that one? and i was like uh fuck #maybe that other then?? and he approved of the other one so i was like yeah sure and still no idea what flavors they were #eventually i got my order and they didnt even do the name thingy? but i did read something on the cup #cant remember the name but they wrote something interesting i was like huh ok #anyway it fucking sucked it was just. barely a milkshake? no distinguishable taste even if it looked like chocolate and NO whipped cream #like tf. plus it had those boba balls but not the good ones that pop the bad ones i dont like that are sticky #it was a very miserable drink but i didnt wanna complain so i just drank like half of it before leaving lmao

[floorpancakes]

on god the tart tastes so good

#maybe i am god actually #it's an ultra easy recipe that is cheap to make love that shit #im slayful #its a really ganache heavy recipe tho so it requires eating small amounts with a big drink of milk or cream or coffee #thats good when you want it to last tho #its so rich and tastes not like knockoff oreos and cheap chocolate at all #the marbled top looks so fancy too #like if it was at an expensive store id get it #the caramel white chocolate fudge layer is so satisfying and spread so evenly on the base also