#look i know it's on apple tv

[booasaur]

Ted Lasso - 3x04

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso apple tv #keeley jones #jack danvers #juno temple #jodi balfour #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso 3x04 #jack x keeley #femslash related stuff #but subtext #I've been waiting for jack to appear since jodi balfour was announced #and I will HAPPILY ship this despite knowing how strongly endgame keeley is with roy #like you gotta admit those looks are suggestive as heck

[inafieldofdaisies]

Invasion (2023) | Season 2, Episode 1 "Something's Changed" | Mitsuki Yamato's opening scene

#the way i was glued to my screen waiting for her to show up and then she does AND SHE SLAYS WITH MOLOTOVS. STOPPPP. #look at her. look at her. ❤️❤️❤️ #they know who they should open the show with. oh yes. #shioli kutsuna #mitsuki yamato #invasion #invasion season 2 #apple tv #tv show gifs #myedits #mygifs #favorite scenes #favorite shows #currently watching #favorite characters #sci fi series #fantasy shows #tv series #tv shows #tv show recommendations #animated gifs #gifs #gif set #fire aesthetic #tv characters

[weak-hero]

#i don't even know whom to look at!!! do you see them???? #my god #monarch legacy of monsters #mlom #apple tv #anna sawai #ren watabe #kiersey clemons #1x01 #screencaps

[la-stelle]

I’ll say it. PJO should not have been adapted by Disney.

#Percy jackson show #pjo tv adaptation #my thoughts #look. I think it’s status as a pg show is killing it #I know the books are for middle schoolers and all that jazz #but the books have a certain propensity towards chaos that isn’t really being reflected in the show #and might’ve been better suited to even TV-14 #yes they should’ve blown up the bus. yes the fight scenes need to be a little more crazy #personally? the music needs to be a little less whimsical #they didn’t include the hellhound scene #it all feels very sanitized to me #people are supposed to die in this series #I’m worried they won’t give these deaths the gravitas they deserve #it needed to be adapted by a platform not worried about its family friendly brand image #I would’ve liked to see it on Apple TV. personally #pjo tv crit

[milflewis]

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#in a strange place today and i need to put this somewhere. i do not have a journal yet. this is it #my grandad was diagnosed with dementia years ago and the grandad i have now is often unrecognisable from the one i grew up with #and while this like isn’t fun and it is strange for him to look at me and not know me more times than he does. it has also been kind of l #lovely? #bc he thinks my granny is still alive so whenever i get to go see him i get to pretend she is too. and she is for a minute. and tho i am #glad she went before him. it is nice to say oh i’m popping in to see her after this grandad and talk about her like she’s hasn’t been gone #since i’ve been ten. my dad has spoken more to him in the last five years than he has his whole life #he was not an easy man. he was loud and friendly and hard working and funny and scary but not easy. in ways he is even #harder now. in others he is easier. #he is more of a child. this is what dementia can do to a brain. we are learning things about his childhood that no one alive has ever spoken #about. that no one knew. my dad doesn’t love him more now but he understands him better #my grandad taught me how to drive a tractor and how to fish through my dad and he has not recognised me in over a year and he #hasn’t walked since he broke his pelvis seven years ago and his muscles are nearly all gone. he is a fraction of the size he used to be. his #personality and body took up my childhood like adults on the screen in cartoons. he hasn’t dressed himself in a decade. he told one of the #nurses that after dinner he wanted ice cream plain like herself and nearly peed when she laughed and told him to fuck off #he is in there. he is himself. i know him. but he isn’t. he doesn’t know me but he allows me to tell him how to ppl he knows are doing. he #still somehow trusts me. we talk a lot about my granny and how she stayed up watching tv again last night so she’s tired today. don’t stay #long when you call in to see her? #whenever we would journey to see him and my granny and get in v late he’d ask us if we wanted apple tart and my granny would say michael. #not ur kids. u can’t parent them. he didn’t know my name yesterday but he asked me if i wanted apple tart #i hope he dies soon. for all that i will miss this. miss my dad having this. he would not want to live like this. it wouldntbe living to him

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

The fact that I haven’t seen a Jamie Tartt edit to Georgia by Phoebe Bridgers is so upsetting like y’all it’s RIGHT THERE

HIS MOM’S NAME IS LITERALLY “GEORGIE”

(if someone makes it, please tag me, my tiktok is @/chaos_dreaming)

#if i fix you will you hate me is giving ted vibes #and ‘sometimes when he looks at me i know that he needs you you’re all that he sees’ #ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso #jamie tartt #ted lasso edit #jamie tartt edit #georgia #phoebe bridgers #georgia phoebe bridgers #phil dunster

[robotpussy]

watching this show (physical).... im missing glow (netflix) tonight!

#idk why i watch all this stuff abt the 80s but I gag at the thought of watching stranger things #like i will never ever watch stranger things I'm sorry #i dont have apple tv lol i didn't even know this show existed I was just looking through the top tv shows on rn

[baekhyunnybyun]

tagged by @jaebeomtual (hello, miha, beloved 🥰) to post 9 of my favorite shows. I'm actually horrible about watching a show in its entirety unless its a kdrama. And apparently when asked, I forget every show I've ever seen 😅 Honorable mentions: the 9-1-1 shows, A Million Little Things, Sailor Moon, Psych, Extraordinary Attorney Woo, and If You Wish Upon Me.

tagging: @cheolmatez @lee-minhoe @donghyuckkies @seungkwan-s @sunminshine @amaranth @stickyyong (if you want to ofc 🫶🏻)

#i wanted to add the umbrella academy and the white lotus but i haven’t seen the newest seasons of either of them lol #wandavision is the only marvel show that's good #there's also probably not a crime procedural that i haven't seen #thanks dad #ted lasso's so good it is a crime that it's on apple tv+ #and strong girl bong soon is my ultimate comfort drama but that's probably bc i like looking at park hyungsik's face #and also his chemistry with park boyoung is off the charts #my interests truly are all over the board wow #i loved this thanks #mel pls do a kdrama version of this for me /j #and miha i'm watching vincenzo next bc i saw it on your list (and everyone raves about it) #i know there's at least one favorite that i forgot #tag games

[vitrines]

i'm watching foundation and salvor and phara should have kissed. come on man

#foundation apple tv #DUDE. this show is so starved of gay people first of all #and secondly look at them you cannot tell me #whatever #crazy women kiss each other challenge. yes i know phara was 18 yards off the deep end. no i don't care

[arcadiaposts]

a famous artist: the secret to getting good at art is understanding and memorizing your subject matter so you can visualize it from any angle as you’re drawing!

me, on the aphantasia spectrum: 👌

#i’m so dependent on references that it’s frustrating #been drawing dogs since i was in diapers. still can’t visualize one well enough to draw it from memory! #obv i’ve found my ways of working through it but it’s a really real barrier #one day i’ll manage with muscle memory. one day i will become Strong. Poweful #jackwords #btw aphantasia is when your brain physically cannot visualize. like you can’t conjure an image of an apple in your mind even though you #know perfectly well what an apple looks like #i am capable of visualizing but the images i conjure are very hard to decipher??? it’s like really low poly low textured 3D graphics #from like 1992 on a tv made in 1975 #genuinely fascinating

[booasaur]

See’s Twitter posted some character teasers for Season 3. It looks very promising. I’m pretty excited.

Ohhhh. I see why! (Haha, I....see why.)

So this Wren teaser, they're straight up spoiling that after a full season of saying she won't leave her people and family, she does it anyway?? Early enough in s3 that they're spoiling it? Hope we get them together in the end, then, usually how a season starts is not how it ends. :x

Thanks for letting me know, anon! I hadn't known about the teasers at all. At least we'll get some cute moments like this in the meantime?

#it was so hard to find their official twitter lol #the twitter search just wasn't finding them I had to use google instead #coincidentally I was thinking I might return to giffing by doing some of them #before the premiere #I just want to focus on one thing at a time #I'm so behind on everything #I didn't even know KCFH returned yesterday #as I was looking up what I still had on my list for see I was surprised anew at just how much they got in s2 #so romantic #replies #femslash related stuff #sent on 20220823 #Anonymous #5 #see apple tv #see spoilers #haniwa x wren

[bcofl0ve]

anon that wasn’t at what im pretty sure was you!!! dw! 🫶🏼 re: austin callum excitement level comparisons i don't really think there's enough to say that. can't do social media comparisons bc callum doesn't have any public accounts, and they both seemed happy as could be on the 10th. i am admittedly a little ? about how apple seems to be navigating press in general but i don't think that has anything to do with the actors, its the apple tv marketing team that i wish had a suggestion box, haha.

(while im here- anyone who works in the world of press tours/press junkets and/or has more insight into how apple tv does press pls feel free to send an anon/send me a private message/email me etc. i welcome "well," from ppl who know more than i do about this world! and i know my followers appreciate it when i happen to get "hello i know what im talking about" anons too <3)

#i know ive been gaining some followers from the other guys fandoms and the hbo war fandom #so i want to be careful how i word my gripeyness since i don't have anything against the other guys and understand perfectly well that it's #more of an ensemble show y'know? #ive actually taken quite a liking to callum and raff and have found myself seeking out interviews of their own #i know this isnt elvis 2022/we aren't in memphis anymore toto #just...vaugely confused? #granted i guess tv show marketing/pr tours will always look different than marketing/pr tours for films #and granted ^2 i don't know a great deal about how this world actually works outside of my experience in fandoms #apple tv #press tours #hollywood #film industry #film #television #tv industry #filmmaking #press tour #journo #journalism #pr #hollywood pr #pr industry #press #film journalism #ted lasso

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

happened to glance over someone's shoulder at work and saw that she was looking at a listing for the ted lasso soundtrack on our catalog and actually had to restrain myself from going over to say something

#busied myself by also looking it up on my own computer because I didn't know we had it lol #(it turned out to just be streaming on hoopla) #presumably this person was actually looking for the show but of course there's no dvd because apple tv+ is the worst <3

[rafecameroninterlude]

pairing: rafe cameron x fem!kook!reader

warnings: best friend’s brother, manipulation, slight angst, oral (f receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, slapping, slight praise, sarah is so fake tbh

word count: 1.3k

a/n: this was supposed to be a blurb but i got a little carried away lmao. all note’s and reblogs mean the world to me <3 mini series masterlist can be found here

“fuck, all i could think about was tasting this pretty pussy again.” rafe draped his arm over you, his hand pressing down onto your stomach. you mewled at his words, your hand coming down to intertwine with his. “ah, fuck.” you whimpered, your back arching off the soft sheets. rafe’s grip on your thigh was bruising, his fingertips digging into your skin as he continuously pushed you towards the edge of euphoria. “look at me.” he delivered a slap to your cunt, the stinging sensation making you jump in his hold.

glancing down at him like he requested, you watched as he inserted two fingers into you, your eyes nearly rolling back in your head at the delicious stretch of his digits. “you see how good you take my fingers? huh, pretty girl, you see that?” you moaned as he brought his soaked fingers to his mouth, sucking off your juices. “i can’t be loud, rafe.” you sucked in a breath when he slapped you once more. “why? because sarah’s downstairs?” he laughed, snaking his way up your body. “because she’d have a bitch fit if she caught you fucking her brother?” he taunted, forcing your thighs open.

without warning, he slid into you, your hand flying to cover your mouth. rafe’s head fell on your shoulder, his noises shooting straight to your core. “holy fuck, y/n.” he started moving slow, your moans muffled by the palm you still had against your lips. rafe looked up, his eyes darkening as he picked up the pace, knowing it’d be impossible for you to keep quiet. finally you moved your hand, gasping for air as rafe hooked both of your legs on top of his shoulders. just when you thought he couldn’t get any deeper, he put you in this position and now you were sure you were seeing stars.

“i can’t!-” you cried when rafe began rubbing tight circles on your clit, his abs flexing with every thrust. “you’re gonna fucking take what i give you.” he grunted, meeting your teary gaze. there was nothing that satisfied rafe more than seeing you all fucked out because of him. your hooded eyes, swollen lips, flushed cheeks, in his opinion you looked the prettiest when he made a mess out of you. “r-rafe,” your thighs started trembling, both of your movements stuttering as you neared your sweet release. you watched as rafe’s adam’s apple bobbed, his eyebrows knitting when he threw his head back.

“cum with me.” he leaned down, taking your lips in a searing kiss as you both tipped over the edge. losing all sense of awareness, your nails dug into his arm as you let out a sound that was between a wail and scream. rafe held you tighter as you felt the warmth of his cum fill you up, his breaths turning into pants as you clenched around him. “you’re so fucking perfect.” he whispered into your neck, your heart pounding in your ears. with a final kiss, he pulled out, collapsing on top of you as your eyes fluttered shut. “fuck.” rafe rolled over, pulling you into his arms.

you wanted nothing more than to stay in rafe’s room, in his bed, smelling his cologne, and falling asleep in your post orgasm bliss, but with sarah waiting for you downstairs you knew you’d have to get up soon. “stay.” you could always leave it to rafe to somehow know what was running through your mind. “i can’t rafe, you know that.” you attempted to move, but rafe didn’t budge, his arms locking you in the way they usually did when you’d tell him you had to leave. “god knows what sarah heard,” you pinched the bridge of your nose, your reailty setting back in.

“she didn’t hear shit, that tv is loud as fuck.” rafe let go of you, the cool air engulfing you instead. “i’m sorry.” you got up, pulling on your underwear, and grabbing your sweatshirt from the corner of the room. rafe watched you get dressed, shaking his head as you did so. “she’s such a shitty friend to you, i don’t know why you care so much.” rafe was mad, you knew that. “she’s my best friend.” you turned, both of you glaring at each other now. “your best friend?” he scoffed, tossing the covers and getting dressed himself. “the same best friend that uses you as a cover up so she can go hang out with pogues instead?” rafe knew he struck a chord when you blinked away tears.

“what kind of ‘best friend’ ditches you on your birthday just to go hang out at some shithole house and do nothing?” rafe kneeled in front of you, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear. “you’re too good to be her friend,” he kissed you, “fuck her.” rafe wiped your damp cheeks. before you can say anything, sarah yelled. “y/n! pizza’s here!” you and rafe looked at each other, his shoulders falling in defeat when you pushed him away. “i better go.” you quickly ran your fingers through your hair, stealing a glance of yourself in rafe’s mirror. you hated yourself in this moment, knowing rafe was watching you leave him, again.

“what took you so long, you alright?” sarah didn’t look up from her phone, rafe’s words repeating themselves in your head. “yeah, yeah, just had to answer my moms call,” you lied, taking a seat on the couch. sarah paused the movie just in time for you to hear rafe’s door shut from upstairs. “hey, so i was gonna ask you something.” sarah turned towards you. your eyes traveled to rafe, who was already staring you down as he took out two plates from the cabinet. “my dad is literally so annoying, he updated the security system because wheezie snitched me out, but since him, rose, and wheezie are gone, i was thinking maybe you could watch the house for me… like overnight?” and there it was. the entire reason why she asked you to come over in the first place, not because you’re her best friend and she wanted to have a movie night like y’all used too, but because she needed you to cover her ass again.

there was a loud crash in the kitchen, both you and sarah jumping at the noise, “my hand slipped.” rafe looked pissed. you and him both knew the plate crashing on the floor wasn’t an accident. “anyways,” sarah rolled her eyes, “do you think you can do that for me?” she grabbed your shoulders. “pleaseeeee,” you could feel the burn of rafe’s gaze on the side of your face. “uhm.. yeah, okay sure.” you felt so stupid right now. “thank you!” she shot up from the sofa, swinging a backpack over her shoulder as she made her way to the back door. “if my dad calls asking about the back door opening, just tell him we were in the pool.” she waved, running outside.

you stood there, staring at nothing while your ears rung. she knew you were gonna say yes, for fuck’s sake, she already had a bag packed. rafe closed the door, moving the giant curtain to conceal you both. instead of saying ‘i told you so.’ he took you in his embrace, your arms wrapping around him like it was muscle memory. “don’t even be upset.” his hands massaged your lower back. you took in his familiar scent, shaking your head. “i don’t care anymore.” you kissed him, allowing him to lead you to the kitchen island where the pizza was. “you know, i grabbed two plates for a reason.” you accepted the plate with two slices on it. “i knew she was gonna leave, and i knew she was gonna leave us two alone for the night.” he pulled you against him, his erection digging into your back.

“how about round two? and this time you can be as loud as you want?”

#‧₊˚✩彡 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒 #outer banks #outer banks netflix #rafe cameron #rafe cameron smut #rafe outer banks #rafe smut #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron fanfiction #rafe cameron fic #rafe cameron imagine #rafe cameron blurb #rafe x reader #rafe cameron brainrot #drew starkey #rafe cameron x y/n #rafe cameron x female reader #rafe cameron x kook!reader

[trainsinanime]

I wonder: Do Americans know about american school buses? Not their existence in general, but how they're seen overseas.

Over here, they're one of the symbols of America, on par with the Statue of Liberty, the flag, the Eagle, and well ahead of any chain restaurant you can name. People won't know any US states, but they will know these vehicles.

The thing is, here in Germany, we don't have dedicated school buses. The general idea is that kids go to school on their own. When that's not practical, they're expected to use (and given free tickets for) public transit. Public transit is designed around this requirement; there are many places where there is a bus, and anyone can get on it, but the route and timetable really only makes sense for school children. In case a dedicated school bus is really needed, that's generally subcontracted out, and the lines either use something like a Sprinter Van for smaller routes, or a normal city or interurban bus (often a used one that's a bit older). School trips are normal public transit, or a rented bus, typically a coach or regional bus.

It's not a perfect system, in the past couple of years there's been an epidemic of people bringing their kids to school in their cars instead of letting them walk, which is less than ideal. It is what it is. But building a dedicated network of public transit lines only for students, and building dedicated vehicles only for that, has never occurred to anyone here.

Of course we know about these buses, from movies and such, but they're as foreign here as cacti or pick-up trucks (actually we're seeing more and more of these here) or yellow cabs (all europeans will assume all cabs in the US are yellow until they actually visit).

You do see these buses here at times, because people still generally like the idea of the US, even if they have a lot of issues with a lot of details, and so folks bring them over, along with stretch limos and stuff (also not really a thing here). And of course, if someone goes to all that trouble, they don't do it to haul school kids, they rent it out for city tours or as a party bus or whatever.

So you see these yellow things as a symbol of faraway places, scenic vistas, some vague undefined idea of freedom that doesn't necessarily hold up to any contact with reality, and it's just a huge part of the whole US aesthetic.

And then you go to a student exchange with the US, and you finally get the chance: You yourself get to ride in one of these iconic chrome yellow buses! It looks just like in the movies! You get in, you drive in them a little…

…and you realise they're shit. Just the worst buses in the western world. Terrible suspension. Uncomfortable seats with weirdly high backs (so they don't have to put seatbelts in, they just restrict how far kids can fly in an accident). Everything made out of the cheapest materials. Turns out the reason why the US uses school buses like that instead of normal modern city buses, which the US has, is to save money and because they just hate kids.

And then it hits you why US Americans say "as American as apple pie", a dish that is made and enjoyed literally anywhere in the world, instead of "as American as yellow school buses". Of course the Americans already knew all this. They got tortured by these things forever. It would never occur to them to see this as a symbol of America, it's just a normal part of life for them. It's a symbol of school and school life and sometimes normalcy, and tells us that these actors getting out of it are supposed to be teenagers, nothing more.

But most people in Europe have, of course, never ridden on these buses. So when they see them in movies and TV, that's a giant big yellow signifier that we're not in Hessen or Wallonia or wherever anymore. A symbol of a different world, one that may be at most a once-in-a-lifetime-experience for most people, just like a picture of a tropical beach, Incan Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, or Hildesheim (there's no reason to go there twice). And I think Americans don't know that, and that's fascinating.

#bus #buses #school bus

[deadghosy]

Do you know about the Welcome Home fandom? So what about Wally Darling!Reader?

HAZBIN HOTEL X WALLY DARLING! READER

prompt: you are a greeter of the hazbin hotel! Who knew a muppet looking demon could be so colorful.

You are so soft spoken! Like that soft voice you have can hypnotize anyone into doing anything.

“hello, welcome to the hazbin hotel. i’m your greeter.” You say with a “:D” face

You’re so colorful and you’re definitely shorter than Lucifer…i can see Lucifer picking you up like a damn doll at times as you just smile with your muppet ass smile.

You’re just TOO DAMN CUTEEE! 🦆💗 literally even husk grumbles and gives you apples by the bar for you to stop giving him those doe eyes you give him when you are needy for apples.

I feel because of your muppet look, it would bring attention to yourself as a muppets looking demon is quite rare around the pentagram city, or even hell itself as Lucifer and Charlie have a muppet or Marionette look. 

Literally you are friends with Lucifer because of it and he finds your muppet look adorable. Even with your 3 ft height. (Yes I looked up his height and damn he short as hell!😭)

You are just chilling after greeting some new sinners in the hotel as you read the news paper, Lucifer comes out of no where. Dead ass reads the newspaper trying to understand your likes and dislikes.

“Lu-Lu?” You said softly as Lucifer awkwardly smiles and does finger guns at you. “Oh what a coincidence? What are you doing here..?” He says awkwardly as he sweatdrops at his attempt to start a conversation with you. “I live here?” You said raising a brow sitting down the newspaper.

“Oh I do too! What a very crazy thing?!” He says pointing his finger at himself as he poofs away in embarrassment as you just sat there…..*cue in pure confusion*

Alastor would not hate you because you are colorful, lemme be realistic. You two would be mutuals. Not like “oh I hate you but you are cool” type shit. I mean you two are the people who wave at each other but never approach each other because you don’t know if they like you fr. 🥲

One time a sinner had shoulder bumped you on purpose thinking you wasn’t gonna do anything…BUT NAH! YOU GRABBED THAT MF BY HIS NECK AS A SHADOW COVERS YOUR FACE, only leaving your eyes showing as you kick they ass out. You ain’t dealin' with no bullshit at this establishment. And for your friend’s sake.

Angel likes to play with makeup with your face since it’s calling out for his makeup kit. Literally he does blue eyeshadow on you.

I headcannon you wear blue eyeshadow just like how Wally’s eyelid is blue up there. Dead ass it would be cute if it was just blue eye shadow and you had a natural blush on your cheeks. You are quite beautiful reader💗😘

Since Angel is a drag queen, he would also try to make you wear drag queen makeup only for you to sneeze at how much product he used…yeah he never used it on your face.

You’re beautiful natural anyway…just don’t sneeze in his face. Ever again.

You definitely look like you listen to 1970-80’s jazz music as you dance in the lobby with Alastor nodding along happy. Just two jazz buddies liking jazz.

I can imagine Charlie trying to hold you back from eating the fruit gift basket for the guests…you’re only aiming for the damn apples as your mouth was drooling for it.

Imagine Vox has you on his channel because he brided you with apples. He stalked you through your tv you had that has rainbows and apples on it-

Well anyways Alastor “recused” you because you just sat there “begging” to be saved is what he saved when you munched on an apple confused by why Alastor came to take you away from Vox.

If you and Lucifer hung out doing hobbies together, which he suggested. You’re panting a portrait as he makes a duck based off of you….he can’t help but show affection of making you a duck version of yourself.

Niffty and you definitely get along well as hell! As you two have the same fashion taste as you both will dance to the genre of music you guys like.

With you being the greeter, you always have a soft smile and a soft approach to make the guest and residents feel safe in the hotel.

Sir Pentious will absolutely admire you…like a friend crush. He just wants to be your friend but you are too pure to approach as he thinks he won’t be cool enough to be your friend.

Imagine Valentino seeing you shopping and he tried to approach you only for a red smoke to cover you as you blinked confused to see an overprotective Lucifer smiling at you as you had teleported to the hotel. But with Lucifer, you could see his real feelings as you felt confused.

After a few months you and Pentious became friends because of one of his egg boiz named Frank said his “boss” wants to be friends with you. You giggled and nodded as you and sir Pentious do trust exercises together when Charlie host them.

Husk had dilated eyes and purr at you because you scratched under his chin which made him snap out of his cat daze and slap your hand as you giggle with a soft gaze.

I headcannon Velvette to be your girl who makes your outfits in primary colors. Like that or just cute aesthetic kid core fits. 💗‼️

I can see how reader always gives balloons to sinners who had trouble reliving their childhood. So they give balloons out to the sinners who had childhood trauma. You are a greeter, and a hell of a good one. 🦆💗

Imagine how Wally! Reader has those safety pins that say “Welcome!” And it’s so cute because you made them a t hand and Lucifer saw his you had effort in it so he made you more to give out to the guests.

I feel like Valentino will try to get you under his contract so he can use your pretty look since you seem like a femboy….but really you’re just a little guy who likes apples and his friends.

YOU’RE ONLY 12 APPLES TALL! 😨

But the hazbin crew literally cockblock him to the point he just stops doing he was trying to do to you.

I can see Lucifer trying to impress you at times as he never has a friend that had a cute appearance like you so your blank eye stare always catches him off as you just stand there smiling so adorably.

I headcannon waking up to find an apple by your night stand as a note reads “hope you like the apple, my angel!”- Lu-Lu. You just blinked at the apple completely ignoring the note and eating the apple as you smile at the taste.

“…yummy apppleee….” You say until you open your eyes looking at the note. “Wait what.”

You had gave Lucifer back an apple basket with rubber ducks that had painted apples not it for your appreciation of the apples he gave you 

#welcome home wally #wally darling #wh wally #Wally! reader #welcome home #welcome home x hazbin hotel #crossover #hazbin hotel x Wally darling! reader #hazbin hotel x Wally!reader #welcome home x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x platonic!reader #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel adam x reader #hazbin vaggie #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin x you #hazbin #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin lucifer #muppet! reader