#looks freaked out i swear

[fcb-mv33]

What did Max see👀😂

#eyes😭 #such beautiful eyes #but seriously what did he see😂😂 #looks freaked out i swear #max verstappen #source: twitter #f1 #formula 1 #rambles #red bull racing #🦁🧡

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

I'm sorry W H A T

#9-1-1 #911 #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter #911 spoilers #911 abc #911 on abc #911abc #UMMM??? #I was looking something up and saw a reddit post talking about tommy in the results so even though it was unrelated I checked it out anyway #and then went to the 9-1-1 subreddit from there just to see what was happening #checked the discussion for this episode etcetera #AND THEN I SAW IT #SOMEONE MENTIONED IT #and I was #HAUGAHUAGHUAHH W H A T #also saw it mentioned a couple of times in the tag when I went through it but it took surprisingly long to see it #I just. sir. what the heck xD #JAIL!! #PR JAIL FOR LOU!! #PR JAIL FOR A THOUSAND EPISODES!!! #xD I'm kidding I'm living lol #also wow that entire interview is insane #go read it I swear #you will die it's wild xD #also is he gonna fly in with chimney or something like slfkjd??? the freak??? xDD #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr #wow #gosh #this man is insane xdd love him he'll fit right in lol

[icy-book]

Consider, if you will, AU (either with canon post-s1 pre-s2 events but D.A.D.D.I.E.S. solves things before season 2 would start, or no Doodler/betrayal but Nicky still has to leave because FBI or other reasons) in which Terry Jr is the full time drama teacher for Teen High. Nicky returns from wherever he's been and is like "Well I want to be an active part of my kid's life and try and make up for lost time. I should go to his parents' evening, find out how he's doing in school, and meet his teachers. Especially this Mr Marlowe guy, Taylor seems to think he's awesome." And walking right into that classroom/hall to find his ex-boyfriend best friend sitting there in a dorky sweater and tie combo

Cue Terry, without missing a beat, greeting them as if nothing is wrong

Internal: when the FUCK did he come back and oh my god this is so awkward fuck I have to be professional how do I tell this guy that his kid is a loveable little shit after everything that's happened oh god oh fuck

Externally: "Hello Taylor and Mr Close-Foster-Freeman. I'm Taylor's drama teacher" *shakes hand* "Would you like to take a seat?"

#Nicky: I should go to Taylor's parents evening #Cassandra knowing full well that Terry is the drama teacher: you know what that sounds like a great idea #Both Terry Jr and Nicky afterwards sent her the So was anyone going to tell me blank meme #Nicky spending that night freaking out to Cass like #Did he get hotter??? I swear he got hotter in the 13 years I've been away #It's not fair Cass his eyes are even pretty in the school's shitty lights that they don't have the budget to fix #He looks so good in a tie Cassie. WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A TIE #Also when the fuck did he get married #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A DAUGHTER #....Cass he would be so good with kids I think I'm going to die #(Nicky was wrong as Terry is so bad with teenagers) #Cassandra completely unimpressed just trying to do her woodwork #But also very indulgent towards her ex-husband's tomfoolery #Nicky: do you think his wife is okay with poly relationships #Cassandra: a) I'm pretty sure Terry would require a minimum of 6 months joint and individual therapy for both of you #Before you can start dating again #And b) if she is let me know because Veronica is a Snacc #I have many thoughts about this if you can't tell #Which I may expand on it requested #terry jr #dungeons and daddies #terry stampler #dndads #terry jr stampler #dndads s2 #dndads terry jr #nicholas foster #nick close #nicky freeman #nicky close foster

[poisonsword]

Can I interest you to a IRL, smaller version of the Lorenzini Arcade?

It's not an exact copy but it's kind of similar. This is on Melbourne. And no there isn't any basement cellar (Or so I think)

Pardon my angles and lighting too, I took the pictures while walking because I didn't want to disturb people too much.

Man, imagine how lively the Lorenzini Arcade would have been. Kind of sad to imagine when you walk by the boarded up shops and blood-stained walls.

Gotta give props to the developers because of their eye on details. They really got the vibe of the place (both: what it used to be and what it was in the game).

#just thought I'd post this because I had convo about what Lorenzini Aracade would have looked like in its glory. #it looks deserted but I swear it can be busy #iwas just out and about during a freaking heatwave #lies of p

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!! #MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U. #their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics. #like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’ #i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!! #but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book. #like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic. #anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER? #even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

[meownotgood]

episode 2 aki makes my heart race

#he's just too beautiful #whenever I watch this episode the moment he shows up I want to squeal #kicking my feet and freaking out #LOOK AT HIMMMMMM SO TALL AND HANDSOME #he was way too fine in this episode I swear #they had to draw him to perfection to keep people interested after the scene of him getting kicked in the balls and sticking his tongue out #jokes on you. him getting kicked in the balls is what made me fall for him #aki <3

[k1rishiki]

let one of the kids Finally pressure me into opening fgo so she could look at it while i was at work today and uhm. congrats to sei shonagon for being the most popular fate character among girls grades 2-4 at [redacted] elementary school's afterschool program

#THEY MADE ME SHOW THEM EACH INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER IN MY CHALDEA #kiyohime got second place bc she was the one who wanted to see fgo to begin with's favorite. but sei v kiyo was 3:1 #(parvati and caren were also runners up bc all of them agreed that they liked them) #the girl in question is 100% convinced that her uncle's gf is an avid fgo player and at first i thought she was lying but i'm almost #convinced that she's telling the truth. she swears up and down that she recognizes ko gil bc of her uncle's gf #saberstolfo was surprisingly unpopular. likely bc i have her on 2nd ascension and they didn't like that her midriff was showing #they freaked out sm whenever anyone but Especially the guys weren't wearing a full shirt. which is. uh oh. bc. fgo. #i looked up arjuna (bc i've yet to summon him) and asked them what their thoughts on him were. as the True determinating factor #of 'do i respect their taste or not' and they liked him enough but were ultimately p apathetic towards him #like their arjuna reaction was near identical to their sanson reaction which. love the guy but he can Not compare to arjuna #(i'd also like to note that by some miracle i was able to divert their attention in order to skip over ushi and boudica bc. god no.) #romeo.txt

[sivvan]

@userdramas​ event 01: (one of my) favourite kdrama[s] + favourite kpop group

↳ seventeen (hug) + if you wish upon me

#userdramas #kdramaedit #kdramanetwork #asiandramasource #mine #if you wish upon me #roserayne #i am not sure how i feel about this set tbh #i tried for those first and third gifs i swear #seeing everyone's entries made me go 'hmm do i want to try blending' #and then i realised no i'm sticking with what i know because i know i'll spend way too long on it and it'll come out trash anyways #sjfnhkjd i need to Study blending first #i didn't get to include some of the great moments or the happier moments lmao #but man hug just FITS #my choice of scenes......i don't 100% agree with lmao but i got tired of Thinking sljfdjslf #i think from the 6th gif down i love it but the rest is a bit like ehhhhhhh but ANYWAYS #stream hug by seventeen while watching if you wish upon me if you want to cry yourself to sleep #ALSO i was freaking out thinking tumblr dimensions changed bc the text was looking blurry #and eventually (today) i realised it was bc my browser was zoomed in

[unawakening-float07]

already got drained this morning before work by this gorgeous daddy bear in his massive mansion in the mountains but i need to cum again

😰😵‍💫🤤

#i always enjoy going to his place cause he’s a freak #and also his house looks fake #like the house of a rich serial killer #it’s massive with giant pieces of furniture that do not get used #pretty sure it’s because he is always traveling for work so he’s never home #i swear i never see anything out of place #not a cup or jacket or shoes #it’s like it’s a fake house used for movie sets or as a demo home #massive glass windows overlooking the mountains while he worships me

[lottieurl]

me realizing some people were emotionally hit by the twist that it's a dream sequence while i was watching it the whole time absolutely sure it wasn't real but still worried it might be and thinking about how the true horror was shauna being all touchy feely towards the baby

#happy for the people just to be clear i wish i didnt feel let down by this ep #but i felt super underwhelmed and it felt very #hm. like. oh my god are you scared of rly getting into pregnancy as horror. you were setting up shauna as someone who is A BAD PARENT #a fucked up parent even from the first scenes of the pilot #and shes having a baby as a 17yo (18? by now? whatever) in the wilderness. the pregnancy reveal caused her best friend's death #and shes not shown to give a fuck abt that baby before its born either like #you rly want me to get hit emotionally with this? well im too busy trying to figure out why shauna is acting like uh #a woman who just gave birth to a planned baby she wanted lmao #like my god can we PLEASE have tv thats unafraid to show pregnancy as horror #and characters who dont feel that quote unquote magical 'maternal' haze blah blah forgot abt all the pain bc oh look at the fucking baby #sorry im disappointed #just to be clear im not one of the I Hate Kids freaks in fact i adore children i just hate pregnancy and would rather die than get pregnant #was p excited for fucked up pregnancy shit and we got this . lifetime lukewarm take on shauna pregnancy #someone write horror shauna pregnancy fic i swear this has to be done #anyways. rant over #yellowjackets spoilers #yellowjackets blogging

[mustangs-flames]

it doesn't go down like this in the au but I still think it'd be pretty funny if htb Mark genuinely thought his uncle was an alternate trying to be him and Dave is just stood there like 'What is wrong with this kid????'

#“Thatcher you said he wanted to meet me why the fuck is he crying????” #poor Mark cannot catch a fucking break lmao #though i guess Mark is a little freaked out when it actually goes down but not because he thinks Dave is an alternate (thank god) #but because Mark spent so long thinking he must look like his dad (who he can't remember the face of but remembers how scared he was) #and here's a guy telling him that he doesn't look like his dad #and maybe that means Mark can begin to love himself and the way he looks again #because he hasn't turned into his father #Dave has a lot of hugs to give to his poor nephew/godson I swear #whenever Dave gets the courage to show up that is lmao

[amazinglyegg]

There’s also repeat dialogue for present tense:

[Haylen] “I'm not siding with anyone. I'm just telling you how I feel. I mean, he's still Danse, right? He's still the same...”

[Rhys] “I know Danse means a lot to you. But you've got to face the fact that it's a synth. It's gotta be put down. Elder Maxson's orders.”

[Haylen] “I... I understand. I just hope we aren't making a mistake.”

#hoo boy rhys just starts YELLING #kinda freaked me out the first few times i had to listen to this #also hey look i used that audio grabber mod!! #very convenient and nice 10/10 #also also #on the topic of rhys #y'all better watch how hard you clown on him #hes an asshole but he has a soft spot in my heart #poor guys grieving AND has half the character development of haylen #200ish lines vs haylens 400ish #hes REDEEMABLE i SWEAR just GIVE ME TIME TO WRITE A REDEMPTION FIC #fallout 4 #knight rhys #scribe haylen #paladin danse #brotherhood of steel #blind betrayal #audio

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Also, on a spooky note: From the beginning of the school year, people have been telling me they saw me driving a red car (I don’t drive a red car), and that they’ve seen me in places I haven’t gone to. Today, I overheard people talking about someone’s description, “She was about this tall and…” etc. etc. They told me I lost my tablet, and that it had my name on it. I don’t have a tablet.

Either I have a doppelgänger in the area, or something nonhuman is trying to replace me 🙃

#Everyone’s like “She looked exactly like you! Kinda small with the same haircut.” 😰😬 #What the fuck #paranormal #doppelganger #evil twin #how do I even tag this #What’s your opinion: Am I going to get murdered? lmao #No genuinely this is starting to freak me out #I hope the tablet people were just scammers because I don’t need to get eaten #I swear to GOD if I see myself anywhere— hell no #I don’t make eye contact with people I’m not talking to so I’m probably safe as long as I’m awkward?

[tmf-confessions]

hi guys. im sick so i'll be answering any rat egg questions y'all have

#not a confession #freakblr #🐀🥚 #tbe rats here have such fucking short lifespans #maurice lived the lonhest i think but they disappeared #qnd then emile. the one who laid eghs in the libing room and wjat started this whole rat eggs thing #i think emile actually genuinely got mad at us #bc they ended up in a rqt trap #and it somehow managed to escape #but their fur was all ripped out from its body and dhit #and so whenever my family saw it #they knew that emile was like mad asf at us #my dad said it had some look of anger idk #BUT. update: my mom said she saw like. a new rat and shit #wondeirng ehat we should name itm #acthallt guys send me name suggestions #tmf #the music freaks #this js the WORST explanation i gave ever gjven #and what makes it worse is that these rats hage actually fucked with my head i swear #anyways i think emile disappeared thats wjyvmy mom thinks she saw like some new rat

[snoos-tattoos]

Got these from: Instagram

#listen #I'm not even going to freak out in the tags this time #because i simply don't know what to say #these photos are attacking me on a spiritual level #like it physically hurts to look at him in the barbie cowboy fit #because i feel so attacked #WHY JUST WHY #THAT'S ALL I WANNA KNOW #WHY CAN'T I JUST STAN SEUNGYOUN IN PEACE #I'm trying to stay loyal over here but it's taking everything I've got😭😭😭 #HE'S JUST SO- #AKGSHDKXLHLHXSKFKS #😫😫😫 #...i wasn't going to freak out #and he wasn't going to attack me anymore so here we are #maybe I'll delete all social media #I'll move to a convent and live offline forever #I'm ok I swear 🤡 #tapioca eyes #nemesis no.1 #han seungwoo #if you read all of this no you didn't

[brutal-nemesis]

Yeehaw we gettin tagged by @whump-me​ (tyyyy) and posting 7 snippets from our writing (or wips but i am a wipless bastard atm 🤪) and i have decided to do some Silly Castys Moments (and also some Erebus stuff ig 🙄)

Warning for some gore probably it’s Nemi writing so yk but I’ll try to keep the really bad stuff outta here (there also some armputation and guy going crazy and starving to death over and over you know the drill)

1. Local silly guy does in fact regret it very much

“I don’t really want you, per se, but a certain…friend of yours.” Castys stiffened, and he heard a faint laugh. “I think you know who I’m talking about.”

“I really don’t. I’ve got a lot of friends, you know, and-” something slammed into the metal above him, cutting him off.

“Don’t play dumb with me; you know exactly who I’m talking about, and you’d better tell me where I can find him or I’ll make you regret it.”

“Please, do your worst. I already regret so many damn things so I don’t think another one on the pile will do much to me, to be honest,” Castys mused, wiggling against his bonds slightly.

2. The worst fmk in existence gets you stabbed

“Hey, guys, fuck, marry, kill for rice, pasta, and bread, go. I think for me, I gotta say fuck bread, marry rice, kill pasta. Don’t get me wrong, I love some noodles, some noods, but, like, man. Have you ever just, like, had some bread? Insane. I would fuck bread. I don’t wanna fuck anything, but boy I would fuck the bread. And rice, man, she’s so dependable, she’s always there for you. What I would want in a spouse if I wanted anything in a spouse. This game wasn’t really designed for me, and yet, here I am. So, c’mon, what’s it from you two? You’ve gotta have-Hey, Danny boy, got an opinion you’d like to share?” Castys smiled up at the man now standing in front of him.

Daniel rolled his eyes before putting his asshole face back on. “Just do something useful for once and hold this for me, vermin,” he said with a smile, lifting Castys’s shirt and gently sliding the knife he was holding into his abdomen. Castys just sighed, way too used to being stabbed to really care much about this.

3. Ripping your arm off but it’s a Phineas and Ferb reference (this one is probably the most gory of all the snippets fyi but it’s not too bad)

Sensing his chance, Castys grabbed the manacled wrist of his shredded arm with his good hand, bit down on the gag, and pulled. He couldn’t give up, couldn’t stop, not after enduring this much, he could feel his flesh tearing, sending out sparks of agony unlike anything he’d ever known, and he had to keep pulling, pulling and jerking and tearing and twisting and praying, praying that he could rip it off before he drowned again, which, hey, kind of a weird thing to want, not that he hadn’t had to amputate his own limbs before, but weird that it was happening again, and honestly, this hurt way more than the other times, but wasn’t that always the case-and fuck there was no way he was going to be able to just snap his bones like this, and he needed it to be completely severed, and there was no time, wedge it against the rocks and pull pull pull until there was a snap and a burst of unholy agony, so intense it almost smothered the relief, so fierce it made him forget he was drowning up until the moment his oxygen-starved brain lost consciousness.

4. Lmaoooo bitches trapped in a cell for like 200 years

Every three days. Thirst. Weakness. Dizziness. Death. Was it three days? Is that how long you could last without water? He tried to count, but the numbers got lost in the haze all too easily. There was no way to mark the stone, to keep track outside of his head, the blood wasn’t being washed off him anymore. He had nothing, nothing at all, just here and himself and the unyielding stone. The square of sunlight would move across the cell, the only motion to break the constancy of everything else. It was the same day repeated over and over and over and over and over and it was the same just the same nothing ever changed, ever, ever, it was the same-

Something wasn’t the same. The leather muzzle that had kept him silent for so long had been slowly rotting, and it finally fell off. For a moment he simply stared at it lying there on the ground, broken, dying, fading away. He opened his mouth for the first time in decades. And he screamed, because that thing got to rot away and disappear and he wouldn’t, he would always be here, hungry and thirsty and alone and trapped and alive and it wasn’t fair, not at all, and he screamed because it had been so long since he was able, he cried because it was all he could do.

5. Erebus’s iconic sit down protest ✨ (it does not accomplish anything in the end)

“You are coming with me. As of today you are my property, so you will do as I say. Resistance will only make things more difficult for you. So you will walk, or you will be dragged. Your choice.” Erebus initially felt a bolt of fear shoot through him, but looking down at her scrawny frame, he realized that she likely couldn’t carry out her threat.

Dragged? He’d like to see her try.

Erebus sat down on the ground and looked expectantly up at Neteri, one eyebrow raised. She huffed and narrowed her eyes. Planting her feet firmly on the ground, she tugged on the chain as hard as she could, but it did little more than make him lean forward. She sighed. “Okay, you have a point there.”

6. More Erebus and Neteri shenanigans because she’s right he’s being a drama queen

“You can’t just do that! That’s-you can’t just amputate my arm!”

“See, this is why I didn’t want to tell you. I knew you’d freak out.”

“Of-of course I’m freaking out! You want to cut off one of my limbs, for Drottkia’s sake!”

“I mean, yeah, but I’m going to give you a new one right away. So at the end of the day you’ll have the same number of arms you started with. It’s honestly not worth getting that worked up about.”

7. New phobia alert!! (warning for centipede on guy)

He felt it, it was on him, dozens of little legs pitter-pattering across his skin, crawling on him. “G-get it off. Neteri, please, please get it off.” It tickled the back of his neck, around the base of the section of skin she’d replaced. “What’s it doing Neteri plea-” she clamped a hand over his mouth, her thumb rubbing against his cheek as he whimpered.

“Shh, shh, you’re okay Erebus. I’m just seeing if it can connect to you, I promise I’ll take it off when I’m done.” Connect to him?! What-what did that mean-oh it had stopped crawling around it was just sitting there it was on his back what was it going to do to him what did connecting mean was it-Erebus felt a momentary pinch at the base of his neck, and suddenly his limbs starting moving, wriggling in the restraints all on their own. Neteri removed her hand from his mouth and looked down at him expectantly, her other hand still gripping his tightly even as his fingers twitched uncontrollably. “Are you doing that?”

“N-no I-I’m not moving I’m not doing that why are they doing that I can’t stop it is it doing that to me make it stop make it let go please-” Tears were streaming from Erebus’s eyes but he didn’t care he just wanted that thing off he wanted it gone he wanted control of his own body back he’d always had that even when he was tied up and strapped down he’d always had that-

And there we go hope that either a fun time on memory lane or at least made you laugh a little

Taggin uhhhh @galaxywhump @yet-another-heathen and @painsandconfusion (mainly because i know you will want to read the Castys content 💕)

#most people be sharing like real nice whump #and here i am with mostly sillies #some whump in there but yk #alright lets see what are my vibes for each thing #first one we got castys being a little silly and sassy i like how that slowly leaves him as the torture goes on in this one :) #writing that FMK was PAINFUL y'all i swear we all appreciate daniel stabbing castys's dumb ass #3rd one i just love that whole thing i'd been wanting to write the mega drowning piece for a while and it just came out real fun (❁´◡`❁) #last castys one at 4 he goes fucking NUTS lmao that whole thing is special to me im really proud of it #there are some descriptions im really proud of but the actual actions that are being implied are. uh. they're bad. so i left them out of thi #one letter too long huh. put an s at the end of that tag ty <333 #okay onto E&T shit look at erebus go sitting down like that's going to do anything. like yes you're a foot taller than her #but also. she is not the only one keeping you captive. idiot boy get fucked #armputation is fun and silly for all ages and he gets a new arm so whatever baby nothing lost!!!! #and lastly the envy demon shenanigans ✨ i just like how much he freaks out it's so festive #gold star if you read all of that and also my tags probably go eat bread or something dawg