#loool

[faith-thee-slayer]

it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

#loool #@ faith but really any villain #faith lehane #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #jd.text #edit: first post past 1k omg #edit edit: 50k you all are insane

[thebibliosphere]

In somewhat humorous news, my mother got into a quandary today involving some former coworkers.

Before Hunger Pangs broke containment, I asked my mother not to tell people back home what my author name was because I didn't want to deal with the homophobia I'd get from certain family members if they knew I was writing queer romance. I also didn't want certain people to know because I knew they'd find my social media and fucking doxx me. Not out of any maliciousness, mind you, but just sheer fucking Internet safety incompetence.

Like we're talking the type of people who'll go onto your Instagram and use your full birth name-- regardless of your preferred name -- while asking if you remembered hanging out that one time near your parent's house-- you know, the place with the [RECOGNIZABLE LANDMARK] next to the [PRACTICALLY A GPS LOCATION.]

Yeah.

Anyway, my mother was cool with that because she also, quite frankly, didn't want people to know her only daughter was writing queer filth for a living. (Does anyone else remember when she told me I should apologize to @mothman-etd's mother for writing sex in my stories? Because I sure do.) That was until Hunger Pangs broke containment, and my mother, to her own shock, decided she was proud of me.

I think it was when she logged onto Amazon, expecting to see people one-starring it and calling it degenerate filth, but instead found over 300+ 5-star reviews screaming about how much they loved it and how much it meant to them, that she realized that maybe, sometimes, sex stories are okay.

(Amazingly, she pivoted and latched onto Vlad smoking being the worst thing about it and how I should be ashamed to write about characters that smoke, lol.)

Anyway. She bumped into an old coworker today and was so excited to tell them how well I was doing she forgot that a) she doesn't like telling people what I write about and b) I'd asked her not to tell certain people that it wasn't until she'd gotten through the whole "oh yes, doing very well, living in America writing books" spiel that she realized what she'd done and clamped her mouth shut.

She didn't name me or the book title, but it was too late because said former coworker went and told everyone else she used to work with, and now my mother's been invited to tea at the local church village tea shop with an ensemble of formidable gossips, specifically to talk about my book.

So, anyway, I may or may not be about to get accidentally doxxed, but my mother is the one about to walk into the local church and tell everyone the kid they threw out 20+ years ago for being a disobedient pain in the ass with Views about Christianity is now relatively popular online for writing best-selling queer romance novels about vampires and werewolves fucking in a soft BDSM dynamic, featuring blatant magic use and a prologue which talks explicitly about imprisoning and killing God(s).

*jazz hands*

#loool #hunger pangs adjacent

[cannabisenjoyer]

hai everypony hav human maid charlie with his nose ripped off Lol

gore was actually rlly fun 2 draw

#smiling friends #adult swim #smiling friends fanart #human designs #charlie dompler #ougghhhhh drawing this made me feel like i was back in 2020 with the maid dress shif #charlies rocking it tho!! 🙄🙄 #need him incredibly bad #just kidding #unless #loooool iokes again #loool #ALL FUN AND JOKES! 🧐 #🤗😊 #fanart

[bluejeanstrash]

hi rachel!!

what do you think about cheol fucking you into subspace 👀

he’s obsessed with it. loves seeing you slowly lose yourself with every passing minute.

i feel like there’s two layers to seungcheol and his love for fucking you into subspace.

the first is purely sexual. depending on what kind of dom he is that day, he loves different aspects of it.

softdom cheol loves how needy you become. your fingers grasping at him, how vulnerable your little voice sounds as he’s fucking you. he loves praising you throughout, adding to that blissful floaty feeling.

masterdom cheol loves your willingness to submit to him. how you give up your body to him - whether you’ll feel pleasure or pain is up to him. how in subspace you’re at his mercy.

meandom cheol…he doesn’t come out that often. but when he does, he relishes every moment of it. he loves it because you’re a stupid blubbering mess. he loves that far away look in your eyes, your nonsensical babbles, how pathetic you become.

but the second layer, the more mental one, is the trust you’ve put in him. he’s a protector. so when you’re completely under his control, mind and body, he wants to protect that.

it’s the fact that you’re willing to fall into a space so vulnerable because you know you can depend on him and you know he won’t let anything happen to you is what really gets him off.

#scoups smut #seungcheol smut #inbox #also this is completely my bad because it’s in my literal description #but i should clarify that my name isn’t rachel #loool #i’ve been meaning to change it for ages because it’s confusing #so thank you anon 🫶 #seungcheol x reader #scoups x reader #csc:smut

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

#bakugo #kirishima #LMFAOOOOOO THEY'RE SO WEIRD #im pro kiribaku but it's so funny to think ur like 'these men are gay asf' LMFAOOOO not realizing they're fighting over *you* #but lowkey if we get into it i wanna say they are in like. a gay situation they just havent established yet and probably never wouldve #but then u appeared and it all ended up well when you were like 'oh." and ur okay with both of them #LOOOL #anyway #hope this was alright!! this made me think of that one coconut reddit post #i love that fl*shlight is NASTYYYY #caitie things #gen #anon

[koinwnika-ade3ia]

#my post #loool

[mothwingwritings]

Ok ok ok. Hear me out. I had an idea about what happened after the series. (Apologies in advance if this is cringe, I try my best 😔)

After reading the mini series of Yujiro being a Step Father™️ and after the last part of the series (Goddamn that was brutal 😭), I couldn’t help but think about how in the end he was like “expect to see me around often-.” LIKE HELLO?!

This man is really gonna pull up to the dojo, where his bbg stepdaughter is at, not giving a shit if all of the guys are glaring at him and Katsumi, Jack, and Baki are literally about to pounce on him for what he did- nah nah, I could see him giving them a nasty smile and asking about where you’re at.

No one says anything and this man has the audacity to be like, “awww is my baby girl recovering from the (censored) that I gave her? It seems she’s gonna need a few more rounds of (censored) with daddy before she can take more of my (censored) without being a lil bitch.”

And then the protective trio are jumping this mf, seeing red and trying to beat the shit out of him.

But sadly, the ogre is demolishing them all and everyone’s too scared to move to step in. He’s especially pummeling Katsumi, taking pleasure in his blood soaking his fists.

It’s only until you come out on wobbly legs, that you plead for him to stop beating up the love of your life.

The ogre only gives you a disappointed look, before saying “now if you weren’t hiding, this would have been avoided. Look what you did you silly girl, this is all YOUR fault.” He just loves to gaslight istg.

You’re over his shit, wanting him to leave and not hurt your loved ones again. “What do you want?”

With the same bloody hands that he used to demolish your lover, he pulls out a black box and gets down on one knee.

Everyone is fucking gasping, they’re watching in horror as he lifts up the top to reveals a shiny Diamond ring.

Baki and Jack are watching helplessly as their sister gets puts in a horrible situation, they wish to intervene. But they’re too weak to move.

The ogre flashes you a slimy smile, one that makes you take a step back.

“Will you marry me? And have my baby?”

The sound of someone throwing up rings out throughout the tense silence.

"So what'll it be," he leers at you wickedly, Katsumi's crumpled body discarded at his feet, "You gonna accept your position like a good girl, or do you need me to keep putting on a show for you?"

You went numb, your limbs collapsing under your weight as you crashed to the ground. Distantly you could make out your brothers screaming something in the background, a warning or possibly a threat, it sounded too muffled to tell.

All you could focus on was Katsumi's bruised and broken face, so puffed up and bloody you could scarcely tell it was the man you loved. His chest still rose and fell, bringing you brief comfort knowing he was still alive. But how long would that be the case? Would he survive if you told Yujiro no?

Tears cascaded down your cheeks as you shifted you focus to the gaudy, massive rock presented to you. It was just as ostentatious as the man who offered it, a vile checkmate you could not escape from.

"All it will take is one word to end this," Yujiro's voice was stern, his predatory gaze drinking in your misery with glee, "I'll even be nice and let you choose if you get a happily ever after or not, princess."

~

GOD THIS WOULD BE AWFUL AAAHHH. Like, can you imagine? All that hell you went through, your loved ones doing all they can to build you back up and protect you, AND THEN THIS?

Dreadful. The worst. Horrid. I absolutely love it.

This was not cringe at all and I adored it, ty anon for making me (and now everyone else) suffer so deliciously. <3

#i love this thank you #I just love the suffering #loool #yujiro hanma x y/n #yujiro hanma x reader #yandere baki the grappler #yandere yujiro hanma #stepcest cw #he is such a dreadful fuck #mothwrites #baki the grappler x reader

[koriyokai]

It seems to me that the more often I draw him, the better it turns out, although in reality I’m just trying to look for a new style, maybe try to draw him without a line, but it doesn’t matter! I LOVE AND HATE THIS FUCKING BASTARD

#oc #p03 #p03 fanart #p03 x reader #p03 my beloved #inscryption p03 #inscryption spoilers #inscryption fanart #inscryption #fanart #art #smaxyrobot #loool #p03 inscryption #robot

[snicker-doodles]

xiao ding posted this poster on weibo? he basically said this is the alternate ending he wanted 😿

#even li bing is shipping qiubing #why am I crying just because of a poster #white cat legend #ding yuxi wants an fix it fic apparently #loool

[cirrdan]

I just want to remind that Tolkien never mentioned that Aragorn had pants

#lotr #tolkien universe #lordoftherings #aragorn #lotr incorrect quotes #lotr memes #tolkien memes #tolkien stuff #aragorn son of arathorn #tolkien fandom #the silmarillion #thelordoftherings #loool #pantsofaragorn

[jellypawss]

#I'm just trying to see the most common pet names bc i was just thinking about this in the shower and im curious #loool #the list is based off of my family and friends pets #u can also answer for someone u know! #tumblr polls #catblr #dogblr #also tell me what type of pet im curious (in comments or tags)

[wejustvibing]

#so unserious #loool #yes it's the same picture #lewis hamilton #f1 #off season 2022

[lenok993]

BONUS

LEVI IS PUTTING HIS LEGS ON THE TABLE

XD

#snk #aot #snk official art #aot official art #mikasa ackerman #eren yeager #levi ackerman #eremika #ereri #riren #rivamika #rivaeremika #ererivamika #eren #mikasa #levi #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #LOOOL #snk edit #aot edit #snk chimi chara #aot chimi chara #snk misquote

[mostly-him]

I have yet to see anyone mention it but:

In the "We don't have a cat" series, the tiny Jazz poster ("have you seen him?") is an amazing detail and I love it

This was the last time Ravage saw him 😶

This is a series I really enjoy working on! As soon as I have another scenario in mind be sure that I will draw it

#loool #thank you!! 😁 #transformers #we don't have a cat #old drawing #re upload

[starlos-hat]

martlet decided to work fast food after quitting being a royal guard!

#uty #ut yellow #undertale yellow #uty martlet #martlet uty #undertale yellow martlet #martlet undertale yellow #LOOOL #shed definitely be kinda passive aggressive to the customers #my art #starlos hat

[galactic-rhea]

how are you getting all these weird anons!! first the luke one now the anidala one, im gonna beat them with a stick for you (you're doing amazing and i love your art)

klnfkjnKJDNASKJAnKJNADFDF 😭😭😆😂

Thank YOUUuu , you made my night

But my honest response is I DON'T KNOW JSJNJNJ

...The world wasn't ready for Feral Top Padmé 😔

#thanks for the ask! #ask #sw #anidala #luke skywalker #i already got over my 'oh no maybe i shouldnt draw anidala anymore' and now i'm in a 'i'm going to spam top feral padmé out of spite now' #loool