#lord calroy cruller

[thestalkerbunny]

People will talk about a character they hate and be like 'This man is the absolute worst, this man has committed SO many war crimes, probably violated the Geneiva convention, has betrayed, murdered, blackmailed and tortured people to get where he is now and he REPULSES ME'

And then they show you a picture and he's just

#TSB talks #ACOC #A Crown of Candy #acoc spoilers #Dimension 20 #D20 #Lord Calroy Cruller #I want this man DEAD #GET RID OF THIS FUCKING MAN #THROW HIM AWAY #GUYS I GOT TO THE PART #I GOT TO THE FUCKING PART AND IVE GOTTEN MY SHIT ROCKED

[stonecoldsilly]

‘cAREMELINDAAAAAAA’

#no but seriously #this is so hot #full evil villain mode #WOOF #lord calroy cruller #a crown of candy #dimension20 spoilers #dimension20 acoc #dimension 20 #brian murphy #sir theobald gumbar #brennan lee mulligan

[cerritagrupninn]

~foreshadowing~

#lord Calroy Cruller #calroy cruller #a crown of candy spoilers #spoilers #acoc spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #i love you brennan #I hate you Brennan

[chungledown-bimothy]

people who draw calroy cruller as a person and not a piece of cake with legs are cowards

especially because he's always hot? like, i get it, i really do, you wanna fuck the cake man. but admit you want to fuck the cake man

#/j /lh #acoc #a crown of candy #lord calroy cruller #calroy cruller #dimension 20 #for real fan artists i love you all #just an Observation

[millllennia]

calroys first scene being in the room with the statues of the rocks sisters makes me sO FUCKING ANGRY

#finally rewatching a crown of candy #I hate the cake man #lord calroy cruller #calroy cruller #a crown of candy spoilers

[adaineabernantsfrog]

Self Discussed, A Calroy Cruller Study

the cake man!!!! this was only my second time using a jitter brush, be nice to me

#a crown of candy #acoc #dimension 20 #d20 acoc #calroy cruller #house rocks #lord calroy cruller #a crown of candy season 1 #be nice to me be honest you find the sexy cake man sexy too #and im a lesbian #so thats saying something

[yeehawpim]

"Portrait Of A Friend"

Painted 1198 YoB by Taffita Pink

Under commission by King Amethar of House Rocks

First of his name

Sovereign Ruler of Candia and The Sugarlands

Duke of Cookieshire

Protector of the Realm

Defender of the Faith

Bannerman of the Battle of Gumdrop Pass

Hero of Frosting Valley

The Unfallen

Dedicated to Lord Calroy Cruller

The Marquis of Muffinfield

@d20exchange gift for Ella!

#D20Exchange2023 #dimension 20 #d20 acoc #calroy cruller #d20 fanart #my art

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Round Two - Bracket Three [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Calroy Cruller vs Chungledown Bim

Descriptions under the cut

Calroy Cruller - He/Him

Campaign: A Crown of Candy

Who is he?

Lord Calroy "Cal" Cruller is the Marquis of Muffinfield, and King Amethar's best friend and right hand. He is also officially recognized as the ruler of Candia for a time, after staging a coup against House Rocks, until they return to Castle Candy with allies to overthrow him again.

"That mother. fucking. piece. of cake... In those hot. ass. pants..." ― Ally Beardsley on Lord Calroy Cruller

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

"A friend and pal until he isn’t anymore, one of the best reveals and subsequent villain speeches in d20 history, and he has AMAZING pants also, the end of acoc where lou crits w/ payment day for the first time in the campaign on cruller is such a fantastic moment."

Submitted by: @hanna-lulu

Chungledown Bim - He/Him

Campaign: Dimension 20 LIVE

Who is he?

Bimothy, more commonly known as Chungledown Bim, is a gnome pirate from Leviathan and a warlock of Bill Seacaster. He has an impressive beard that looks like it is made of six mustaches, and an assortment of snaggle-teeth all made of different materials. "Bim" is short for Bimothy. His magic takes the form of gold coins shooting out of his hands.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

He started a rivalry with Fabian for no reason other than that Fabian wasn't a very good pirate (he never claimed to be). He threatens to shit in Fabian's mouth and chases him across Leviathan. Fabian is so terrified of Chungledown Bim that he appears to him in the Nightmare Forest. Cassandra says that she never sent Fabian a vision of Chungledown Bim suggesting that it was really him haunting Fabian.

Submitted by: @xvynth

#dimension 20 #dimension20npcofalltime #dimension 20 bracket #dimension 20 tournament #d20 #a crown of candy #a crown of candy spoilers #acoc spoilers #acoc #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high spoilers

[rabdoidal]

Top 5 most bangable d20 characters, in your opinion?

ok top 5 (im gay):

Prince Andhera (A Court of Fey and Flowers)

Wetzel (Coffin Run)

Markus St. Vincent (Escape from the Bloodkeep)

Lord Calroy Cruller (A Crown of Candy)

Cody Walsh (The Unsleeping City II)

#personal #but honestly. i dont really think about bangability w d20 characters #its fun to play around but most of the time #its a platonic enjoyment #so even these 5 im like. ur nice and handsome but thats about it #also i kno andhera is ace dont worry! aspec solidarity

[d20unfuckability]

Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica vs Lord Calroy Cruller

"BOOO not sexy catholic but. evil catholic"

"Where are his everything. Does he have an ass. Is he truly just a piece of cake on a pair of jacked legs. Do you really wanna fuck the dough?"

#belizabeth brassica #calroy cruller #a crown of candy #dimension 20 #unfuckability

[thisisnotthenerd]

Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/8

Today's Episode is: A Crown of Candy, Episode 1, There is Strength in Sweetness

Original Release Date: 4/8/2020

The Quick Synopsis: We meet the members of the House of Rocks as they prepare to leave for the Grand Tournament, from needing a win to skipping out on lessons to finding seeds in the woods. However, not is all as it seems...

Quotes:

Sir Theobald Gumbar and Chancellor Lapin Cadbury, having a regular argument:

"Chancellor, do they not have a spell that tells you what time it is?"

"Do you want me to rush the education of these princesses? Do you want them to be stupid as they go about the world--"

"How dare you? Give me one reason! Give me one reason!"

"One reason? One reason to what?"

"To nothing."

"Lay your hands on me?"

"Nothing, it's not a threat."

"Oh my goodness."

"If I didn't say it. Princesses!"

"What a large goon you are."

"I was with you, in the muck, in the tents, in the trenches. We've seen each other piss and shit in pots, in dark fields under torchlight. We fought and bled together. I am saying this as your friend, you are a good king." ~ Lord Calroy Cruller

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 episode of the day #a crown of candy #the taste buds

[best-d20-character]

Your NPC Candidates!

The top five most submitted, in order:

Ayda Aguefort

Gilear Faeth

Garthy O’Brien

Wuvvy

Jawbone O’Shaughnessey

The rest of the 149 candidates, grouped by season:

Esme

Scratch

Viscountess Grabalba

Wannessa

Captain Gorebladder

Princess Suntar

Philippa “Peep” Featherfowl

Scorple

Sir Keradin Deeproot

The Sugar Plum Fairy

Manta Ray Jack

Stilton Curdeau

Cinnamon

Gooey

Swifty

Peppermint Preston

Duchess Primsy Coldbottle

Annabelle Cheddar

Queen Caramelinda of House Rocks

Sprinkle

Lord Calroy Cruller

Limon Longhalls

Senator Augustus Ciabatta

Spearia Mentha

Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica

Viscount Thaddeus Strongpit

The Junkmother

Aurora Nebbins

Plug

Princeps Zorch

Loose Duke

Barry Nyne

Raymond Zam

Lucienne Rex

King Prilbus

Plinth

Natalia Cicero Connie Lee Carter Bajar

Bambi Leroux

Hyacinth Khrome

Stacks McFadden

Rising Bubbles from a Deep Volcanic Vent Many Fathoms Below Us

Veep 909

Zvoon

Drago

Jessa

Avanash

John Feathers

J'er'em'ih

Percival son of Paraval (Stalker)

Ol' Pickering

Bad Henry

Master Ipskix

Drova Longfoot

Galfast Hamhead

Olag

Telmeir the Calm

The Cubbies

Ragh Barkrock

Zayn Darkshadow

arthur aguefort

Tracker O'Shaughnessey

Sandra Lynn Faeth

Gorthalax the Insatiable

The Hangman

Cathilda Ceíli

Aelwyn Abernant

Bogariel “Boggy the Froggy” Frogariel

Zelda Donovan

Alistair Ash

Biz Glitterdew

YES! (the deity)

“Baby” Wretchrot

Jamina Joy

Baron from the Baronies

Chungledown Bimothy

Madam Silvaine

Little Gilear

Telemaine Lomenelda

Craig

Rawlins

Laertes Astrindarius

Karl Cleaver

Gelgador

Talura

Athena Jones

Preston

Holly

Koda the bear

Lucia Wallace

Lysander Higgins

Starforge

Taffodil

Bill Seacaster

Sklonda Gukgak

Digby & Wilma Thistlespring

Zaphriel “the Hangvan”

Nonna Wallace

Kalvaxas “Goldenhoard”

Pok Gukgak

Matila Molesly

Alphonse

Senator!

Little Miss Muffet

Scheherazade

Princess Elody of Greenleigh

The Stepmother

Lord Bandlebridge

Stephan

the Dish

Mayor Harold Hopps

Mira (the Little Mermaid)

Rapunzel

Cinderella

Candlewick

the Big Bad Wolf

Il Terribile Pescecane

Peter (the Baron of Bricks)

Nod

Stephen Sondheim

Dale Lee

Jackson Wei

The Questing Blade

Wally Kugrich

David Kugrich

Willy

Em

Lowell Masters

Esther Sinclair

Alejandro Ortiz

La Gran Gata

Liz Herrera

53\/3N

Perry the Pigeon

Pizza Rat

Don Confetti

Dr. Lugash Primjitzski

Yagdash Scrovich

Ronaldo Manticaster

Dylan

The Incredible Dantes

Speck

#updates #best d20 character

[chungledown-bimothy]

"If we win without class, we haven't really won at all."

My brother in the bulb where is the class in stabbing someone in the back and throwing them off the castle wall?

#acoc #a crown of candy #lord calroy cruller

[wilderebellion]

Citrina Rocks - What Really Happened?

Pure speculation about Ravening War based on "Seeds of Conflict" (episode 1) and the entirety of A Crown of Candy. SPOILERS AHOY for A Crown of Candy

Calorum's history is rich and complex and the fact that we're getting The Ravening War is part of that. Lots of things were mentioned or alluded to in ACoC or the Adventuring Party episodes of that time. (Also possibly in Discord Q&As). I believe Jacques Tomaté being the catalyst for the Ravening War was once such thing mentioned on adjacent media (like AP or Discord).

But Citrina, like many of the Rocks sisters, died over the course of the Ravening War, and Calroy spills almost all the juicy details about the demises of Amethar's sisters. Calroy knows that Citrina didn't die merely by accident, that she was run down in the streets on the orders of Belizabeth Brassica - the broccoli woman's motivations, however, were a mystery even to Lord Cruller. Even though Citrina had always "been sweet" to him, he didn't object or didn't show any remorse for Citrina being eliminated.

Prior to the Ravening War, Belizabeth was "just a bishop". In the first episode of the new series, we see her assisting the aged Archbishop Camille Colliflower and speaking in her stead occasionally. Citrina longs to be associating more with the Bulbian faith. Does she bond with a young Belizabeth over religious interest? Does she become such a shining star of Bulbian excellence that overshadows Bishop Brassica? Camille seems to be an elder,

The part that has always been most curious to me is that Citrina was canonized as a Bulbian saint after her death. I can't decide if that happened in spite of Belizabeth's actions or BECAUSE of Belizabeth's actions, so I'm curious to see if this story will give us more clues.

Ordered to be run over in the street = accident, and nothing to link BB to the scene of the crime. Was death truly the intention or did an attempt at harm go too far? Was it supposed to be insulting or somehow a declaration of higher status on Belizabeth's part?

What was happening on the streets at that time? Was it an uproarious mob of people fleeing, or others of the faith that needed guidance? If she was trying to rescue or help others, it would contribute to the martyrdom aspect that maybe encouraged her canonization.

While there are obvious similarities, I don't want to ascribe a one-for-one ratio of transference between the requirements of canonization for Catholics and Bulbians. But if performing miracles is a part of it, I'm very curious to see Citrina's miracles.

This is the writer in me, but it would be pretty juicy if young Belizabeth, already fueled by jealousy, hears someone talk about how good and saintly Citrina is before she finally makes the order. "The thing about being a martyr means is you have to die."

Especially with rewatching ACoC recently, I want to know more about Citrina's understanding of the world. She was deeply devoted to the Bulb, but we don't actually know how she felt about The Church prior to her death. 5A: During the flashback about Catherine Ghee, Citrina makes a subtle distinction between the judgement of The Church and the judgement of The Bulb. She is concerned with the latter, which makes me wonder if she already saw how the institution was flawed. 5B: Presumably Citrina never had any direct AND public criticisms of the Church. Given that her magic relic is about honesty, I have doubts that she would be talented at covering her tracks like Sapphria.

The honesty power of her Book of Leaves - did that only start after she died, or is it an echo of an ability she had in life?

Did Belizabeth WANT Citrina canonized, or was it a great twist of dramatic irony after wanting her eliminated?

#dimension 20 #the ravening war #d20 spoilers #acoc spoilers #trw spoilers

[jcsflo]

Finished “A Crown of Candy” the other day and felt like drawing Lord Calroy Cruller! Here he is if he wasn’t a cake.

#dimension 20 #a crown of candy #calroy cruller #fanart #dimension 20 fanart #procreate #art #digital art

[cupidscove]

• Lord Calroy Cruller, Marquis of Muffinfield, Master of State, Right Hand of The King •

#dimension 20 #d20 fanart #d20 acoc #d20 a crown of candy #a crown of candy #calroy cruller