NEW VERSION. :)
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[Un]conscionably, Tolkien's works have been severely underrepresented in the world of Tumblr sexymen. Now is[n't] the time to change that.
On a related note, did you know there is a Sexypedia Wiki? The research I do for these polls continues to surprise.
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had a vision for samfro modern au where Gollum is Frodo's ugly weird wrinkly fucking cat that hates Sam...
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I love this fandom, look at this person's comment:
😂😂😂 so true
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I've always wondered if elven children are also annoying? 🤔
Gandalf with little Arwen ✨
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“Portraits of two brothers cursed and doomed for all eternity “
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Khamûl, the Lord of Rhûn❤️
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If you want him, come and claim him.
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Thinking about ✨her✨ today
Remaking this Éowyn after 10 years of cosplay was so gratifying! The trim is all hand embroidered and I’m so proud of how well I was able to dye the matelassé to match the corset suede 😍
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This shot from The Two Towers looks like a renaissance painting. Frodo lifting the Elvish rope over Gollum's neck, both of them stunned by Frodo's merciful nature. Gollum's eyes in shadow, because that is all that he has known for so long. Sam standing in the light and holding the rope, presented as the voice of reason to Frodo's voice of compassion. A pained expression on Sam's face, as if he can already foresee how this will end. Incredible cinematography.
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btw i have a theory: Sam Reich is secretly immortal and Tom Bombadil
evidence:
is a merry fellow
speaks in riddles
cursed objects have no effect on him
he’s been here the whole time
someone get this man a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow
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Arwen, 04.2024.
I dislike this piece with a burning passion. But I have no clue when I'll post next (I'll be quite busy this week), so I'm posting what I have.
Anyway, enjoy! I love you all and hope you have a good day.
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For assorted reasons, we generally associate Tolkien-esque Dwarves with Scottish accents. But Middle-earth is loosely based on the British Isles as a whole (sorta, it was originally meant as a "mythology for England"). That brings us to an obvious question:
If you are unfamiliar with what a Welsh accent sounds like, a video of Michael Sheen has been provided below the cut.
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Biggest tragedy in the tolkienverse is that when the dwarves were captured by the elves in Mirkwood, Thorin lost his sickass fur lined coat
Like don’t get me wrong the replacement ain’t half bad, but like that coat is everything I want in my life
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you know i'm thinking about how few teeth gollum has and like do you think frodo ever got a good sloppy bj from him
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