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frogchiro · 2 months
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I hear it is time to spread the word of our lord and savior Tachanka? 👀
link: (https://rainbowsix.fandom.com/wiki/Tachanka_(Siege) Context of link: Just the wiki page of R6 operator Tachanka.
But I wanna highlight a few things!!!
Alexsandr Senaviev was born on November 3rd in Leningrad, Russia to a military family. At the age of eighteen, Senaviev was conscripted into military service just as the Soviet Union was ending its operations in Afghanistan. Upon the dissolution of his draft, Senaviev opted to enlist full time. He was part of the wrestling league, where his formidable frame and match strategy earned him accolades. 
Alexsandr Senaviev has a boisterous sense of humor with a booming laugh. He can be quite blunt, but without the intent to offend
Senaviev's younger sister is a doctor and our discussion had barely started when he was showing me pictures of her in her doctor's smock, along with a dozen more photos of his nieces and nephews and his own kids. […] He and his sister grew up in a strict household without many things, which is why he makes a great effort to enjoy life. They both make sure that their kids are loved and raised with laughter. At the same time, he doesn't like to buy or accumulate physical objects and emphasizes this with his children, much to their consternation. I suspect that's also partly to do with his divorce. […]
(Also the main reason why we refer to Tachanka as 'lord'/godly is mainly 'cause his weapons/loadout is shit.)
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a REAL LIFE DILF <33
From what I gathered on his wiki he has at least two children, one of them a son and an ex-wife! Also him being an ex wrestler because of his size and strength...
Imagine being a babysitter for his kids, a 6 year old boy and a sweet 3 year old girl who absolutely adore their nanny who spends the majority of their time with them since their father is still a busy man and their mother is using her newfound freedom as a divorced woman so you're babysitting the little ones for a hefty sum from their dad whenever you're free from college.
But you have to admit, while the kids are literal angels and a delight to babysit, they nor the money are the sole reason for you being so eager to babysit and their father, Alexsandr, played a huge part in it too.
He was so large and heavily build, no doubt from his years in the military but his charming, boisterous attitude combined with his broad, toothy grin that almost seemed boyish on his mature face was what really made you fall for him :(( Whenever the kids were playing or napping, you two had a little time with each other to just talk and spend time together, get to know each other better because 'Let's not make this one of those stick-in-the-ass rigid employer-employee relationships, yes?' as Alexsandr put it himself.
The connection between you deepened but you were still so shy under his clear blue eyes :(( You couldn't possibly do the first move, what if he doesn't return your feelings? He's much older than you, he has a military career, two kids and a divorce, surely he wouldn't ever be interested in someone like you...right?
Ofc little did you know that Alexsandr was tugging his lengthy, heavy cock every night after sending you off with a thick wad of cash and a loud, happy thank you for taking care of his kids, though in reality he was everything but happy :(( Like it or not but the burly male fell for you, the most cliche thing on earth, the young, sweet babysitter that visited him home almost every day to care for his little ones with a gentle smile towards them and him too, such a stark contrast from his ex wife...
He was cumming every night multiple times to the thought of you right here beside him, in his bed, all nice and naked, sated and warm after a night of passionate love making. He came on his hairy tummy with a displeased growl, once the post nut clarity set in and realized that he wasted so much precious seed when it could be inside you >:(
Alexsandr knew he had to have you, had to confess to you how he felt but didn't know how; his loud, charismatic attitude failing him for the first time in years but these thoughts were for the time being pushed back once again to the back of his mind. He could think of a better solution on how to win you over once he wasn't so terribly horny, testosterone clouding his mind as his heavy cock jumped to life once again, thick potent sperm oozing from his swollen tip and Alexsandr could only think about how well he could breed you, he was a real stud despite his age y'know? Plus he always wanted another kid anyway <33
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leottaart · 1 year
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Lights on or off. Painted our lord and saviour, chunky boi Tachanka. I’m gonna get back doing my R6S fan art
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orangesoda63 · 4 months
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(SFM) Natasha And His Soldier
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patheticruel · 2 years
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vomppisart · 1 year
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Hug time
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acrohite · 1 year
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( 👑 ) 𝕋𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕒 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕠𝕞 ℂ𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕪'𝕤 ℝ𝟞𝕊 👑
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teutonic-nephillim · 2 years
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I tried to draw a chibi Tachanka... It definitely didn't turned out how I wanted it to be.... Well... At least I tried 🤷🏼‍♀️
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super-metroid · 1 year
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mfw my mom offers to make me a grilled chease
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homoerotic · 5 months
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LOVE THIS ONE
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shuttershocky · 2 months
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So what are your thoughts on the second AK x R6 Collab? Do you look forward to it?
Personally, I'm a little sad my boys Wamai, Jager, Glaz, etc didn't make the cut, nor any of the Nighthaven crew like Osa and Kali. This makes sense (HG's approach is basically isekaing the Rainbow crew into Arknights and passing them off as funny aliens in a world of animal people rather than using any Rainbow Six storylines, which is probably for the better), I'm just a little sad that among the new batch the only character I actually play often enough to call a main is Fuze.
That being said, I'm looking forward to it. Originium Dust was one of my favorite AK events, and I really liked how HG translated the R6 characters into its tower defense gameplay, they showed some real creativity along with a weirdly specific understanding of Siege memes (such as the Rainbow ops calling Tachanka, Lord Tachanka, which is not something that's canon to R6S that's an in-joke the players have because Tachanka is a terribly weak but beloved and fun character).
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What makes me confident they'll bring that same creativity to translating their FPS gameplay into Arknights is that they made Doc an Instructor Guard. Like, holy shit, it takes a great understanding of Siege to see a medic character whose special skill is that he heals people and then NOT make him a Medic in AK.
Do you know why Doc's an Instructor Guard despite being a medic? Because when you actually see a Doc in a match of R6 Siege, they don't sit behind their allies pumping them with heals every time they take damage. You only have limited healing darts, and you can heal people at full HP to overheal. No. When you're fighting a Doc, you see him grab a partner (usually Rook), jamming them full of heals while their health is full to overdose on their HP, then healing HIMSELF to overdose his HP, and then both of them run out of cover guns blazing to kill as many Attackers as they can before they are blown to hell.
HG understands that well enough that instead of making him a medic, they make him the Guard class that sits behind another unit, buffing them but also meant to do DPS. That's fantastic, I am completely sure someone at HG remains a dedicated Siege player to this day.
Plus, I do love that the Free units on both R6S events are notoriously terrible but fan-favorite characters. Before his rework in R6S, Tachanka sucked ass, and after his rework he still wasn't picked competitively all that much, but he HAD to be the star of the event because he's Lord Tachanka with an LMG that rips through everything and is incredibly satisfying to use. In the same vein, Fuze is infamous for LOSING more games for his team than winning, since his gadgets are bouncing cluster bombs that often kill his teammates, the hostage they're rescuing, or even himself sometimes while completely missing actual enemies. You pick this guy and it's halfway to a loss already, so you're either a god on Fuze, a madman, maybe both, and that's absolutely why he's the next free unit. Now all of AK can get to experience griefing themselves with Fuze RNG. Fuck yeah.
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moonlight-mistral · 7 months
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sketch commission for @lord-tachanka-official
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frogchiro · 2 months
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Wait a minute... YOU WRITE FOR R6S❓‼️❓‼️‼️
Not officially😭😭 I have literally no idea how it came to this, one ask about Lord Tachanka and suddenly people want me to write about R6S but I have literally no knowledge about the game or operators so if a kind soul could tell me if there is something like a story or lore I'd be very grateful ;__;
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leottaart · 1 year
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Bro I think they’re going to see you
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orangesoda63 · 13 days
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(SFM) Natasha And Crew In Elevator
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graveyard-ghoulish · 1 year
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what if their s/o suprises the spetz boys wearing a sexy costume like playboy bunny?? how would be their reaction?
plus: I love your posts!!! <3
*cha cha slide beat* now it’s time to get fucked. To the left. throw it back now y’all.
Tachanka:
You’ve summoned his horny. Alex can never keep his hands off of you as is but this is just… he wants to glue his hands to your ass just so he can forever have that good squeeze. His hand is on your thigh at all times you’re near him, feeling your skin through the fishnets and occasionally twanging it against your leg to tease you.
He stares the entire time, drinking in your form. He’s totally distracted (and hard) for god knows how long. All he can think about is ruining you. Very handsy even in public- everyone needs to know that
Prepare to be railed like no other. The bed will probably move like 5 ft from where it originally was due to the force of his thrusts. That’s if he even has the patience to make it home.
Glaz:
You can feel the second his eyes zero in on your ass. He bluescreens for a good minute, actually blushing. It takes every ounce of willpower for Timur to not drop to his knees and worship you right then and there. Normally he hates those cheesy costumes but you in one? His mind is rewired into craving it.
He tries to not stare but it’s a near impossible task, and then he notices others staring and gets possessive. He can keep his hands to himself…but he doesn’t. Consider Timur glued to you for the rest of the night.
Fuze:
The definition of “lord forgive me I’m boutta bust”. Shuhrat has a sudden primal urge to fuck your thighs. Like, it hit him like a train. His imagination goes wild and he feels like a horny teenager again.
It’s all he thinks about the entire night. He’s noticeably distracted and more handsy than normal. Almost considers dragging you away to some private area away from everyone else to get rid of his raging boner but he also hates public sex and would rather take his time at home. So he waits, ignoring his dick crying for help
Kapkan:
Maxim is internally yelling at himself WE MUST STAY FOCUSED FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND. Driving to and fro the party, his knuckles are white on the steering wheel 😭
He’s the most composed. Sure he’s stealing glances at you constantly, and sure his dick is trying to crawl out of his pants, but at least he’s not a public slut like Tachanka. It’s an entirely different story the second you get back home.
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rivriderart · 7 months
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Some art I hadn't posted yet for @lord-tachanka-official
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