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emmanuellececchi · 2 months

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Dwarves headcanon... because why not?

So, I know that lots of people see dwarves-women as bearded but, when I was young and after reading other books than LOTR, my vision of the dwarves-women were "not bearded". I am trying to reconcile both but... it does not work very well...

Until this...

So, we know that there are far less dwarves-women than dwarves-men. And we also know that, either they're not interested in getting together or once they fell for a companion, it's for life.

So, what if, the few dwarves-women are wearing "fake" beard? Wait before jumping on me, wait. Listen. What if, they are very similar to their male counterpart and so, to avoid unwanted attention, they wear those "beards".

More than that. What if those beards are made with real hair from their male relatives and it is one of the duty of the male of the can to give their hair and help her. Those fake beards are classy, braided with pealrs and things (and there you tell me what's the point? well, all dwarves have very well groomed beard so the fake beard must be Class A).

More than that, the degree of attention given to those beard, by the male relative can even be a proof of how well they could take care of their companion.

I just imagine, all those dude, cutting their hair, working together, making those awesome fake beard.

So, yeah. That's my headcanon.

#dwarf #lotr #lords of the ring #Emma's headcanon #sorry not sorry?

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 4 months

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#j r r tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol #humor

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velinxi · 6 months

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Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

#vel draws #lotr #lord of the rings #yeah this was kind of random but this series brought a surprising inspo for me #have some old men and powerful women #will also have the first piece as a print for my next store update this friday!

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doyouknowthischaracter · 3 months

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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

#dyktc polls #polls #gandalf #the lord of the rings #category: live action #category: movies #hey guys just a regular poll here don't look too closely

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madame-helen · 3 months

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kazieka · 11 months

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

#lindsey shut up #bitch king of angstmar ✌🏻#I do recall having some lord of the rings related dreams but none of this #lotr #lord of the rings #this post brought to you by buspirone ig #shoutout to GROND

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mistbornthief · 7 months

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in fucking tears rn

#LITTLE TOMATO AHHHHHHH #lotr #make some noise #dropout tv #the lord of the rings #brennan lee mulligan #i paused the episode to upload this bc again. in TEARS

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bloodraven55 · 6 months

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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

#lord of the rings #lotr #gandalf the grey #saruman the white #lotr gandalf #lotr saruman

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funerealmind · 2 months

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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that-catholic-shinobi · 2 months

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

#lotr #lord of the rings

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animentality · 11 months

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#twitter #gollum #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings

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emilybeemartin · 11 months

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

#no listen #this was hilarious at two AM #boromir #lord of the rings #fellowship of the ring #aragorn #arwen #elrond #sean bean

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3bagshotrow · 5 months

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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