#loren rambles

[adoreyou]

taylor swift in 2014: harry styles can’t drive

taylor swift in 2023: harry styles is a hoe who can’t drive

#loren rambles #1k #love having a viral haylor post this is so my brand

[sheinthatfandom]

Like I know the vast isn’t just th sky under the ocean counts too so like yeah this could count at the vast but man this episode was giving me vast, lonely, stranger (cause of the obsession everyone was having with the tattooed skin) a bit of buried with the coffins and digging up corpses, but also like the dark what with all the water but also there was something in the water something was chasing the boat in the tattoo like omg I have such a need to draw this. And yet I really should be focusing on pieces to sell in my shop but my fingers are itching to draw this tat damn it Johnny why must you be so inspiring.

The back was completely covered in this complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon. It was really impressive.

When I first looked, I thought it was hopeful, a crew sailing towards the sunrise. But looking again, the sun is lower than I thought, and there’s a shape in the water behind the ship. I think they’re being chased by something. Creepy eh?

I haven’t been sleeping much recently. Weird dreams. Shapes in the water and that.

Besides, I want to see the body again. — I just need to see it. I need to know what’s in the water.

Also why is Alison’s email address G? Is she someone else? Could she be another kid from the institute or is this a British thing and it’s like governor?

Also I wonder if Oscar Jarrett is ink5oul or if it’s one of they’re followers.

#tmagp #tmagp 11 #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp theory #Loren rambles #who needs sleep

[fangoria]

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a tall, blonde, fictional serial killer who wears sunglasses 24/7 id have two nickels which isnt a lot but it is weird its happened twice

#it’s called mental illness babyyyy #the corinthian #albert wesker #the sandman #resident evil #loren rambles

[the-gene-mile]

JIMMY IS BACK HE'S REAALLLL

#loren is so real for posting this 3 weeks before the episode airs #bob's burgers #no news on who the voice actor will be tho #also is bob drinking. milk?? what is his problem #rambles

[reallyhardy]

thinking about spelling my name with the accent on the E, lorén so ppl know where the stress is

#loren talks #just rambling bc i was in a zoom lecture thing today for my business course and the guy pronounced it like lauren #and im always like uhhh is it me you're looking for or are you looking for an actual lauren

[niadrawsstuff]

finally started watching Central Park and i think this might be my new favorite thing now

like, im already on episode 3 and the songs are SO GOOD GOD DAMN

#nia rambles #central park #talking abt the show by loren bouchard btw

[britishsass]

Every time I feel sad, I should remember that @a-little-trans-magic made a series of drawings for me of Loren attacking Crispin.

#I just sincerely hate how he treats fred #so i think repaying the favor is so lovely #there's just. A whole series of 'loren fricking hates crispin' #it's so good #thank you ace #queue #the owl posts #the owl rambles

[lorem-and-or-ipsum]

Waited three months for a consultation for top surgery only for them to say I needed another letter of approval first. I don’t know how long that’ll take, and I don’t know how much this is all gonna cost and my job contract is coming up soon and I don’t wanna lose my insurance right before I get surgery because I otherwise can’t pay for it. I was gonna move to Sacramento, but now I might have to move back to the Midwest and stay with my parents and it’s all too much to process.

#i hate being like this #Loren’s rambles #top surgery

[theherosvillain]

new AU: one where Vale is less of a Repressed Bastard and actually marries Vivienne and Loren. crime polycule. they're also co-parenting together. their family dynamic is insane.

#villainous ramblings #oc: axton vale #oc: vivienne thorn #oc: loren bruce #currently writing something about it from loren's pov bc they're a fun narrator

[adoreyou]

“why is nobody talking about xyz” babygirl the album has been out for 3 hours i have not processed a single thing

#loren rambles

[sheinthatfandom]

You know as I think about it yeah most likely TK is gonna have Yuta eat the pin in the 4 way with mox orange and hook. But imagine

IMAGINE

The shock the awe of Wheeler F-ing Yuta the young Hyena of the Blackpool combat club the student of 3 legends pins Hook and is the second person to ever beat Hook!

Like not only would it be like oh shit hook lost (cause let’s be honest if you aren’t already a fan of his you probably forgot the matches and build up to hook losing his belt to now possibly fired or possibly the devil jp but I have not) and for those that have forgotten it would add a bit of spice because holy shit yeah he lost to the first and only two time ROH pure champion wheeler actually is that bitch!

But then the shock the misery of Hook losing to Yuta the guilt and anger orange would feel that his beef with jon caused the new young boy of his group to be defeated by his former young boy imagine the call for blood orange and hook would feel. The need for vengeance on both their behaves the drive to prove that they’re better and that they DESERVE their belts.

Idk just random shower thoughts

#aew #Loren rambles #or they can just fuck about it but tbs wouldn’t air that hbo might though

[fangoria]

LOVE that the news is talking about how lovely it was that “she had a great love for her horses and her dogs” and not, ya know, the support of colonialism and genocide

#queen elizabeth #queen of england #monarchy #crab time babyyyy #loren rambles

[the-gene-mile]

CALVIN FISCHOEDER MENTIONED

#this isn't explicitly a halloween episode but apparently it's scary so i am looking very closely #bob's burgers #we're also getting a christmas ep u love to see it #also loren just. didn't answer if we're getting a thanksgiving one so i'm assuming no #also why is bob soaking wet. actual wet cat what is his problem #bb spoilers #(< bc we know literally nothin else abt the episode and i'm assuming a good number of ppl wait for press releases) #rambles

[genericpuff]

I really enjoyed seeing your last post!!! It reminded me of something else that I noticed when I was younger and not really seeing LO through the eyes I am now- even when I lived LO, I noticed that Minthe’s bust size.. Might’ve changed? (I could be remembering wrong, and I’m sorry if I am!) I didn’t think on it too much back then, but it felt a lot like the “she could never measure up to Persephone”, or the “she’s nothing to worry about when it comes to Persephone”!!

But then, when Minthe was supposed to be more of a “problem,” I noticed she’d get drawn with a larger bust- or at least larger than it had been back in the earliest episodes!

This could all make absolutely no sense, (and I apologize for just rambling in your askbox!), but I watching a character’s “worthiness” be portrayed through something as simple and neutral as their chest size stuck out to me then, and sticks out to me now!! 😓)

Oh don't apologize, you're literally pointing out exactly the things we've even talked about in the ULO community !

Literally here she is in S1:

And we even get a scene of her smooshing her boobs together in Episode 35 in an effort to make them seem bigger because she legit feels like Hades is pursuing the "new hotness" in the office based around their physical appearances:

But then she conveniently goes up like 3 cup sizes when it's time for her to be cemented as the villain and suffer her fate by getting turned into a plant?

I've literally seen fans grasp at straws to explain that maybe she got a boob job but then they don't realize that the story at this point has only been going on for like, 3-4 weeks at most. At best you shouldn't have to make those massive leaps to explain the inconsistent character body types. If Minthe really did get a boob job, don't you think that's something that should have been explained in the comic?

And let's be real, we all know what it's really about because it's just more of Rachel pitting women against women:

What's wild though is that Rachel is vastly misinterpreting a classic image here:

A lot of people look at that image of Jayne Mansfield and Sophia Loren and just immediately assume that Sophia is giving Jayne the stink eye over her outfit. And of course, we see this misinterpretation in Rachel's drawing that swaps Sophia and Jayne with Minthe and Persephone.

When in FACT what was actually going on was that Sophia spotted Jayne getting dangerously close to a wardrobe malfunction / nip slip and the camera just happened to catch her making a face that could be misinterpreted as slut-shaming.

"Yes, Paramount had organized a party for me. All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come. For me, that was when it got amazing. She came right for my table. She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. And now, she was barely… Listen. Look at the picture. Where are my eyes? I'm staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face you can see the fear. I'm so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table."

Ans Sophia has actually stated that she doesn't like those misinterpretations and is trying to actively distance herself from it.

"Actually, many, many times I am given this photo to autograph it. And I never do. I don't want to have anything to do with that. And also out of respect for Jayne Mansfield because she's not with us anymore."

Jayne died in 1967, only living for about 30 years, and Sophia herself is actually still around. I can imagine how disheartening it is to see people still misinterpreting a photo of two friends and colleagues especially when it's through the lens of slut-shaming an accomplished actress who is unfortunately no longer with us.

Sooo yeah all that said, I'm less inclined to believe it was Minthe getting a boob job and more inclined to believe it was more of Rachel's weird internalized misogyny picking and choosing which women are "sluts" and which ones are "victims" for dressing or being built a certain way. It's really gross when you start to notice it.

People have also pointed out how odd it is that every single character who gets into a relationship or is in a relationship by S3 seemingly morphs into copies of Hades and Persephone, which is really just more of a testament to how lazy Rachel is in her character designs. In her head she's just trying Hades and Persephone all the time but different colors, I imagine at this point the H x P relationship is the only thing that she's interested in writing/drawing about (and even that's arguably hanging on by a thread because she couldn't even let their long-awaited wedding scene have real room to breathe) so it's almost like she's defaulting to just zoning out and drawing nothing but H x P and then having her assistants color them differently based on who it's actually supposed to be.

But I digress. The body shaming and slut shaming is definitely hard-baked into LO and how it portrays its characters. Despite Rachel having written an actual comic portraying sexism in the past, she still can't seem to express her ideas around sexism, to the point of, again, saying she "didn't know sexism was that bad" until she worked on LO. Like, girl... you drew a comic about sexism before LO, what are you talking about? Is this more of you not wanting to acknowledge ANY of the work you did prior to LO, or are you telling me you didn't intend for those older works to be interpreted as sexism???

"I feel like female characters in general, people will be a little harsher on them and sometimes way harsher on them, and I used to be like.. before I started writing the story and like making a story I was like yeah, sexism is not that bad, and [now] I was like oh it's bad. It's quite bad [laughs], so like, I don't know, I feel like the female characters in the story don't get so much of a pass. But this isn't consistent across the board, it's not all the time." - Rachel Smythe, Girl Wonder Podcast circa 2022

#WHICH IS IT RACHEL #DO YOU THINK SEXISM WASN'T THAT BAD OR DO YOU BLAME THE PATRIARCHY FOR EVERYTHING #DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE TOO HARSH ON YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS OR DO YOU MEAN JUST PERSEPHONE- #lore olympus critical #anti lore olympus #lo critical #ama #ask me anything #anon ama #anon ask me anything

[kachowder]

How you and Loren first met.

He remembered the first time he saw you, like it was yesterday. The image of you hunched over the water fountain was burned in his memory.

He still winced at the embarrassment of having bumped into you. He hadn’t been paying attention, talking to some teammates when he practically rammed into you.

You stood up so quick he almost got whiplash.

The water you had been drinking trailed down your neck, wiped away by the sleeve of your shirt as you scowled at him.

“Watch where you’re going dude!”

His teammates ooed behind him, and he felt so embarrassed he could die.

It was hard not to watch as you stalked off, a bag slung on your shoulder. He didn’t think the color suited you then.

His teammates smacked his shoulder, laughing off the awkward encounter.

He founded it a bit harder to do that though.

He learned later that the bag you had been wearing was your friends.

Loren remembers the second time he met you as well. Though, you didn’t recognize him. You didn’t remember your first encounter, and he wasn’t sure if that fact relieved him or hurt him.

Your second meeting went a bit better than the first one.

You had needed something from a shelf in the school library. Loren had even there looking for….something. He couldn’t really remember to be honest, but he had seen you struggling on the latter.

He might’ve waited a few minutes before he actually helped you. Not in a rude way! You were just….kind of cute.

Though you nearly falling really pushed him to action, his hands steadying the ladder, and his broad shoulder stabilizing your legs.

He wasn’t as tall as he is now, but it did the trick.

You didn’t even look at him before you finally grabbed the book and climbed back down.

You barely muttered a thank you before brushing past him. He almost thought you were rude.

He heard later on that you were painfully shy. You were rambling about the incident to your friend, the one who’s bag now sat on their shoulder.

He thought the one you wore now suited you infinitely better.

It was cute hearing you groan about your embarrassment. Your friend mentioned his name but you shrugged at it, and he was almost offended.

He wasnt stalking you btw. He just happened to be in the right spot at the right time.

And that just happened to be a consistent occurrence for the rest of his high school career.

He wasn’t stalking you though.

Kinda. I mean ending up changing his entire college plan, and suddenly getting accepted at the one you wanted to go to, was completely a coincidence.

Yeah.

#yandere #x oc #yandere x reader #x reader #loren oc #yandere jock

[if-you-are-tired-clap-your-hands]

Eyo Guess who came back from the dead

Yeah I know no one listens to Hamilton today but I've read the andalite chronicles 5 times now and cried much more and thought of them on this song and now you got to cry about them too

A bit of rambling about the video under the cut

I wanted to create a cool conversation between elfangor and alloran to switch to elfangor having the same conversation with Tobias

But guess what ? My pencils broke and so did my motivation to do the rest of the song sorry

Also. I love Loren and elfangor sooo much in that book they are so cute so I had to put her in the video as well

I'm not really sure about the thumbnail of the video cause it's the first time I do a serious one but it's past midnight where I live and school is coming up fast and here I am

I genuinely hope you like it !

#art #animorphs #andalite #elfangor #alloran #yeerks #the andalite chronicles #animatic #youtube #if you are tired make art