You ever wonder if Tim, Duke, Jason, and Steph just say popular words that our generation uses a lot and Dick realizes that he has no idea what his siblings are saying. Like-
Duke: Dang Alfred, this food is bussin’
Dick: what?
Steph: On god
Dick: who?
Jason: No cap.
Dick: Huh???
Tim: Frrrr
Alfred: Thank you all. I'm glad you enjoyed the meal.
Dick: WHAT???
I feel like after the group realizes that Dick is clueless to the lingo they start using it more often just to upset him and they get their friends into it too. Quoting memes and stuff bc Dick is so lost.
Kon: *Walking into the bat cave for the first time in a while.* Gurrrrl it don't smell like roaches in here or nothin’
Damien: Cuz the roach just walked in the door
Dick: 😯
Or
Dick: *trying on a new shirt* what do you think?
Barbara: Eh mid.
Dick: 😧
Or
Steph: Oh my god did you see Batwoman on the newtest issue of Gothemites?
Lorena: OMG YES! She’s giving Mother and I'm here for it!
Dick: 🥲
Or
Roy and Dick: *Watching Kon flirt with Tim on a mission.*
Roy: Damn, Superboy is Rizzing up your lil bro. Jason wasn't joking.
*Tim smirking at one of Kon’s advances. Whispering something before winking and walking away*
Roy: HOLY FUCK TIM IS THE RIZZ KING WTF
Dick: 😰
Or
Dick and Jason: *Walking into study room in the manor to find Bruce and Clark way too close.*
Jason: really? In front of my salad?
Dick: 😳
Bonus:
Dick: *looking smug as walked into a room full of his siblings*
Dick: That last mission sure was sus wasn't it guys!
*collective groans as everyone in the room stands and leaves immediately.*
Dick: 😭
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every once in a while i see posts like "ugh i want more content of *insert character here* but i have to read teen titans 2003 to get it :("
well. i hate that book but i am unfortunately insane about it so
how to read Teen Titans (2003) without wanting to die: a guide
in this im gonna cover which issues each character is in and which ones are worth reading for Cassie (Wonder Girl), Mia (Speedy), Rose (Ravager), Eddie (Kid Devil), M'gann (Miss Martian), Jaime (Blue Beetle), Virgil (Static), Lorena (Aquagirl), and Kiran (Solstice)
keep in mind. many of these characters are out of character in this book so i would NOT suggest this being the first thing you read for most of these characters
NOW
Cassie:
Appears in: #1-100 (yes all of them, she appears in every issue <3)
Worth reading: #1-5, #15, #30, #34-35, #40-41, #44-46, #47, #63-65, #69, #72-74, #75-76, #79, #81-82, #88, #92, #93-97, #98-100
Mia:
Appears in: #21-26, #30-32, #34, #66, #99-100
Worth reading: #21-23, #30-31, #32
Rose:
Appears in: #0.5, #7-12, #23, #34-60, #69-82, #88-100
Worth reading: #0.5, #34-35, #36-37, #40-41, #43-46, #57-60, #71-82, #88-91, #98-100
(ps i also have more a more detailed tt03 rose list here, and a full rose reading list here if you're interested 🫶)
Eddie:
Appears in: #30, #34-74
Worth reading: #34-35, #36-37, #39, #42, #44-45, #56, #60, #61, #67-68, #71, #73-74
M'gann:
Appears in: #37-62, #69-87, #99-100
Worth reading: #39-41, #51-54, #58-60, #62, #69, #72-74, #75-76, #85-87
Jaime:
Appears in: #50-83, #99-100
Worth reading: #50, #52-54, #61, #73-74, #83
Virgil:
Appears in: #69-87
Worth reading: #69, #73-74, #79-82, #87
Lorena:
Appears in: #15, #21, #34, #38, #69-86
Worth reading: #69, #72-74, #75, #81, #83-86
(^side note for lorena, as a lorena stan i am BEGGING you to read her appearances in Aquaman 2003 or Sword of Atlantis before reading her in this)
Kiran:
Appears in: #89-100
Worth reading: #93-97, #98-100
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Cassie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Bart: Most popular.
Kiran: Best Hair.
Amy: Most athletic.
Mia: Nicest Personality.
M'gann: Most spirited!
Wendy: Most likely to succeed.
Lorena: Life of the Party.
Eddie: Class clown!
Kara: Most likely to help a stranger.
Kit: Most likely to drop their phone in the toilet.
Jaime: Most likely to run for president on a dare.
Kon: Most likely to go viral.
Tim: Most likely to start a cult.
Rose: Most likely to start a bar fight.
Virgil: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
Cassie: Well, we really covered the spread here, huh guys.
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propaganda under the cut
Christopher Kent: He’s the bio son of General Zod who turned against his dad and got adopted by Clark and Lois! He got replaced by Jon because DC editorial hates adopted kids!
Lorena Marquez: I LOVE HER. she has a grand total of 78 appearances, many of which are out of character and vaguely racist, and she got erased from continuity over a decade ago and has barely been mentioned since. but she’s fantastic and amazing and so fun and i miss her
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