#loser of the game

[circuscountdowns]

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.

#cult of the lamb #narilamb #Leshy carved losers corner above lambs bed many games ago and they think it’s too funny to fix #Anyway lamb does eventually marry narinder but after a good while of tormenting him on who to choose for marriage #I think at one point narinder starts dragging suitors into the battle pit #And says only someone who can beat him is good enough for lamb yayyy #This comic came out pretty clumsy but I’m just glad it’s done #cotl art

[junglejim4322]

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

#I’m a gamer (derogatory) don’t take me calling gaming (derogatory) a loser nerd hobby personally

[schmoel]

sooooo fun watching joel and zedaph interact. a hermit whose only experience with breaking minecraft is getting obsessed with the chisels and bits mod for a while VS a hermit who could figure out how to play minecraft with all his limbs restricted ingame and irl. hermit who spends 1/3 of his year doing megabuilds alone and hermit who only goes out of his hole bases to run redstone experiments. awesome

#smallishbeans #zedaphplays #hermitcraft #joel's used to dealing with weird british people (oli) but zed is on another level. his joelisms have no effect #remembering the 2nd ep where joel made his entrance by doing a water bucket clutch. god. #and then him trying to make it seem like his side of the jump game was working better than zed's. SUCH A LOSER #i

[exactly4ghouls]

I’m re playing new Vegas and decided to follow Vulpes out of Nipton just to see where he goes. He walked over the hills out to the road, stepped on a land mine, and died instantly. It caused me to immediately fail several quests that I hadn’t even started.

#fallout new vegas #fallout #vulpes inculta #I’m loosing my shit rn #what a fucking loser #i love this game

[a2zillustration]

That's it that's the game

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#my game anyway #I don't wanna hear it evil durge players lmao #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #croissant adventures #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #gale #astarion #wyll #tav #mean girls #get in loser #comics

[bigsimp91]

#denial captions #flr captions #female led relationship #goddess captions #humiliation captions #mistress captions #loser captions #locked cock #chastity tease #chastity encouragement #chastity training #chastity keyholder #chastity challenge #chastity denial #chastity domination #chastity kink #chastity games #chastity couple #small dick loser #small dick humiliation #small dick club #small penis problems #small penis size #small pen!ses #denial #humiliation kink #loser humiliation #chastikey #locked in caged #locked and denied

[gvalesdraws]

scribbles from my last playthrough. what a great game

#oh yes hinterlands i adore hinterlands #the start of the game when you a mighty herald of andraste and a miserable loser at the same time #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #dragon age fanart #no really fanart just shitpost though #dragon age shitpost

[stinkyvespepepe]

A low effort drawing for Valentines Day!

Based off of @chloesimaginationthings (hope you dont mind the @) Mike and Vanessa meet Michael and Vanny comics but with my designs of them

+ bonus

and even more low effort drawing that only took a few minutes

#mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #schmelly #movie mike x game vanessa #vanny #securityrabbit #dreamkiller #idk im just making up ship names #valentines day #this is so bad #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf games #fnaf fanart #not a repost #mikenessa #theyre both losers i love them

[skyefeys]

i'm thoroughly enjoying herlock sholmes

#this game is so so fun...i love it #and i unfortunately love this pathetic loser man 👎👎👎👎👎 #ace attorney #the great ace attorney chronicles #the great ace attorney #tgaa #tgaac #dgs1 #herlock sholmes

[kingdeku-queentoga]

Loser of the game: psss, hey guess what everyone.... I became a vtuber

Shadow of the loser: and yet the fucker is still alone with no one to talk to

#loser of the game #shadow of the loser #random post #vtuber

[harpuiaa]

(person that has never seen saw but has read yugioh voice) yeah? so he traps people in evil puzzle rooms? sounds a lot like a guy i know

#yeah. im into drawing absurd crossovers now #feat. the stupid fuckign chess meme #ik the doll thing is just a doll but i keep seeing shitposts online that treat him as if hes not. i think it adds to it #no idea whats up with the formattign we'll see if it fixes itself after posing #(edit: it did not i had to re-add the second image) #i think yami yugi would survive a saw trap no problem. it's his natural environment #for that matter i also think he would survive squid game (ignoring the political messaging here. sorry.). he does that for a living #i've thought out how an evil chess shadow game would play out. even if it's not actually explained in the drawing #theres a time bomb on each side. you can prevent/regain time on yr side depending on the type of pieces you take. loser explodes #yami yugi would get a pawn across the board unnoticed turning it into a queen bc of course he would. prompting the opponent to cheat #getting themselves super penalty gamed #ygo #dm #s0 #yugioh #idr my tags help #saw #(i guess???????)

[peevishpants]

🍵🍃Hyrulian Beverage Recommendations from various locals and travellers🍵🍃

Some headcanons and notes...

Zelda and Impa go to cafes together and have a great tiem. They are both clean drinkers and rarely ever spill anything.

Groose and Pipit go to cafes together and invariably, Groose somehow gets a milk mustache and spills his drink on his homework every time.

Meiren is a real kind of oolong where bugs are part of the leaf processing method!

Mipha is a sipper, Biggoron is a chugger

Everyone after Link in this list is stretching the boundaries of What Is Officially A Beverage but. When in Hyrule, do as the hyrulians do?

This joke doesn't work in tumblr format as well, but on twitter, I put Tingle on tweet 6 out of 9 because haha nice. ALSO KOMBUCHA LIPS ON MY DICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK ... GOTTEM

Tag urselves I'm beedle bc i also think, if you put [any edible liquid food] in a mug, you can call it a beverage.

Fi is a mighty machine and the realest of them all

Anyway it was fun thinking of which drinks the characters would like and recommend. Been a while since I thought about Zelda stuff but every time I do, it's always a good time. Thanks again for inviting me to the zine @ homemadehyrule on twt/ig!

#zelda #botw #totk #legend of zelda #zelda fanart #tea #homemadehyrule zine #weiwei art #tloz #god i wish i were playing totk right now... i simply do not have the game yet #cries and opens genshin again like a loser

[spindlewoed]

Wirrâl night at the capeside apartments. nobody ask

further thoughts on the matter at hand (up for interpretation)

#disco elysium #smoker on the balcony #cindy the skull #steban the student communist #ulixes the echo maker #look steb and uli are already playing Wirral canonically (just the two of them I guess? loser asses) #they can recruit people to play their nerdass games along with the communism #draws #q

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[amber-laughs]

Theon having another illusion gut wrenchingly taken from him when he learns Jon Snow wasn’t a son of Lord Eddard Stark but a boy brought home with him from a past war treated, raised and loved as a son. something Theon desperately wanted but couldn’t have because he thought you had to be born into it

#theon my loser pathetic failure desperate boy who i hate so bad #i love you so much i wanna put you in my pocket #i hate you so bad i wanna have you kidnapped and torture #…oh hang on a sec #it’s a theonpilled day #theon greyjoy #jon snow #ned stark #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire

[fruutes]

Omg Emily my beloved darling I'm love her. I drew her in pastels forgetting she's more of a jewel tones girl 😔😔😔 sorry emi I love u still

#fun fact #when I first got the game #I was like immeeediately drawn to her #and was so sure I was gonna marry her #Alas I just couldn't resist the pathetic loser doctor #So now she is just harmonys little girl bestie #Who she had a slightly homoerotic friendship with #A phase all wlw besties must go thru... #anyway i named their daughter after her #and also after a dead pilot.. #anyway right tags!! #stardew valley #sdv #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #sdv emily #stardew emily #stardew valley emily #emily sdv #emily stardew valley #ok bye love u #my art