Romance Banters 3
Karlach & Jaheira
Jaheira: I've been learning so many colorful phrases from you. I was hoping to inspire a few more.
Karlach: Mum, you've been inspiring me since I was yea high.
Party banter [Romances] | Baldur's Gate 3
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Do I even need to tell you why I'm documenting this one? Karlach calls Jaheira mum and Jaheira wants to inspire more 'color phrases' from Karlach. How am I supposed to assume anything other than they immediately fucked after this
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maiming him crushing his skull biting through his veins squeezing his heart (sexual)
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nothing could’ve prepared me for the moral dilemma that is mob vs papyrus
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it would be adorable if they were childhood friends really
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One of your girls coded: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6428525ab7369
Look at her tattoo 🤭
Y’all are never gonna see me again
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1:55 a.m, head empty, but pink punk Ichigo remains supreme
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Prompt 234
More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au!
Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form.
One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust.
Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage.
At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now.
Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core-
“What the fuck.”
Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-
Oh.
It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort.
Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry.
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🌱rockedbuds
having people who can read convey information to people who cant read is crazy. whats the alethi system of checks and balances re: information like? how has this not caused more political problems?
👴taravangian-lover
LMSAO "people who can read" just say women
🌱rockedbuds
youre so ignorant the ten fools would pity you
🦀chullboy
next hes going to tell you he thinks that theres actually a difference in your tastebuds depending on what genitals you have
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Hi! What order would you recommend reading the Sherlock Holmes books in. I began reading the books in order of publication a few years back, but never finished. I wanted to start reading them again but was wondering if I should just read them in order of publication again or if there is a better order, in terms of something like the order of when the books were set.
There are entire scholars who devote years of their lives to the question of 'what order did the stories occur in', shattering their minds against the cold, simple fact that Arthur Conan Doyle did not like Sherlock Holmes very much and couldn't be bothered to make the stories consistent.
THAT BEING SAID, one of the better known scholars is Baring-Gould, whose chronology is here. He tries his best to date the stories based on historical weather records, references, tone, etc. He also postulates that Watson had three wives, which I just don't buy; Watson married once and Holmes faked his own death for two years and he's NOT going to do it again.
I'm doing my own annotated chronology here if you wanna read along with Watson's Sketchbook! I'm trying to place stories where they occurred when there is an actual date attached, but I'm prioritizing a narrative arc for their relationship ;)
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