#lot incorrect quotes

[blazethecheeto]

Things LoT Characters Absolutely Have Said

Stein: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Jax: But what if something else happens just this one time-

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Stein: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Snart: No. Sara: I did not. Ray: I may have actually forgotten one. Jax: Also no. Stein: Oh good, neither did I. Rip: *Exhausted sigh*

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Sara: I'm cold. Snart: Here, take my jacket. *later* Ray: I'm cold.

Snart: I can't control the weather, Ray.

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Ray: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Kendra: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Mick: I ate it too-

Kendra: See?

Mick: on purpose

Ray & Kendra: ...What?

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Ray, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Sara: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Ray: Ohhhh-

Rip: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Jax: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons!

Snart, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

#my chaotic precious children #mine #my incorrect quotes #lot incorrect quotes #legends of tomorrow #LoT #sara lance #leonard snart #ray palmer #jefferson jackson #rip hunter #rip is a very tired dad- #martin stein #kendra saunders #mick rory #captaincanary #coldatom #sara x snart #snart x ray #chaos legends #lot #legends found family

[blueberryexistence]

Snart: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Rip quick give me your credit card

Rip: Okay

Snart, pocketing it: Thanks. Sara, kick the door down

#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes #lot incorrect quotes #legends of tomorrow #leonard snart

[frosty-the-killer-doll]

Ray: Let's watch Shark Boy And Lava Girl Nora: Okay Ray: And make out during the scary parts Nora: Nora: The scary parts? Nora: Of Shark Boy And Lava Girl?

#darhkatom #atomdarhk #ray palmer #nora darhk #legends of tomorrow #chatpost #lot incorrect quotes

[kovalitics]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #disaster twins #more incorrect quotes #get ready for a lot more of these #rottmnt ​incorrect quotes

[dangerousdan-dan]

Dick: I can't believe Bruce trapped us in a dungeon again.

Jason: I don't know why you're surprised, he loves watching us suffer.

Clark, not knowing thy're talking about their d&d session: What do you mean again?

Jason: Last time it happened it took us three hours to get out. But I admit this time he overdid it with the deathtraps.

Diana, also unaware: Deathtraps!?

Dick: Yeah, I thought we were all going to die. Lucky for us, this time we only lost Damian.

Jason: It's going to be a pain in the ass to revive him.

Clark and Diana: 👁️👄👁️

#inspired by a wonderful conversation with @cephalog0d #I've been thinking a lot about the batfam playing d&d #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #clark kent #diana of themiscyra #wonder woman #superman #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #mine

[camifandomfan]

*The fam is over at Tim’s apartment*

Jason: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Tim: …No…

Tim, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Jason, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Dick: I see a-

Tim, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Jason: Oh, well I-

Tim: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Tim, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Dick: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Steph: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Tim: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin!

Tim: I am a man who owns four ovens…

Tim, louder and way too happy: I am a man who owns FOUR OVENS…

Tim: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…

Jason, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Steph: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- five ovens!

Tim:

Tim, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

#batfam #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #stephanie brown #I feel like Tim would be the one to not pay too close attention to the kitchen of his apartment and then randomly finds out he owns a lot #more than he thought #he’s also super happy about it for no reason #markilpier #markiplier makes

[bruciemilf]

How do think everyone in the batfamily would react to meeting Thomas and Martha?

Tim: [Conspiracy theorist noises, no one knows if they’re good or bad]

Jason: great, more rich people. Not like we have enough of those. [Loves Martha and wants to know if Catherine is okay, if there’s even a possibility of knowing.]

Dick: sorry I knocked off your ashes while doing gymnastics, grandpa. I think you were in the vacuum cleaner for a while :/

Thomas: meh, it happens :D as long as you’re having fun!

Duke: ok so wait. You’re telling me Gotham used to be WORSE?

Damian: [Keeps getting his cheeks pinched] Can you purchase the government and make animal abuse punishable by hanging?

Thomas: I’m sure we can make that happen! Anything for my little man!

Bruce: Father :|

Thomas: What, I miss the death penalty. Now those were the days.

Bruce: Mother!

Martha: Don’t look at me. I made Luigi Maroni drink a bleach cocktail for kicking a cat.

Damian: …You’ve earned my admiration, Grandmother.

#I like them they’re so fun and I think Thomas should be a deranged little freak #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #dick grasyon #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #martha wayne #they also make Alfred blush a LOT and I’m gonna post a photo album edit full of Wayne memories #I LOVE THEMMM #batfamily #text post #batman #thomas wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

[harmonysanreads]

Reader : Do you want to take a shower with me?

Aventurine : I have a gun beside my nightstand and I want you to shoot me with it if I ever say no to that because know that I've gone crazy.

#i've been thinking about him quite a lot #will he be able to dethrone alhaitham though #incorrect quotes #honkai star rail incorrect quotes #hsr incorrect quotes #aventurine x reader #aventurine x you #aventurine #hsr x reader #hsr x you #honkai star rail x reader

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

#and then he plans the wedding- #Malleus: *talks a lot* MC: *listens* #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #incorrect twst #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #twst memes #twisted wonderland meme #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x mc #twst x mc #malleus x reader #malleus x mc #malleus draconia x reader #twst malleus #malleus draconia x mc #twisted wonderland malleus #twst headcanons #twst imagine #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland imagine #camiposts

[damianwaynerocks]

batfamily twitter chaos

#this might have posted twice and if it did mind your business #damian wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #red robin #robin #red hood #nightwing #batfamily headcanons #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily smau #lot of these came from tiktok icon pancakepersonel

[artsymeeshee]

#gravity falls #stanley pines #incorrect quotes #comic #my art #sketches #he’s done this a lot lol #queue

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

is it gay to collect lots of lore on your new girlfriend, make it into a binder, and then hide it under your shared bed where she will absolutely never find it???

Vaggie: "Charlie? Uh, quick cleaning question."

Charlie: "Hmmmm yeah??"

Vaggie: "So I was looking under the bed-"

Charlie: "Under the b-" (LEAPS across the room) "-NO WAIT LEMME DO THA-"

Vaggie: "-and there's this binder, with my name on it."

Charlie: "AHH!!"

Vaggie: "In your handwriting?"

Charlie: "AAHHHH!!!!"

Vaggie: "It's about the size and thickness of a telephone book-"

Charlie: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....!!!!"

Vaggie: "Babe. Do I wanna know."

Charlie: "IT'S NOTHING CREEPY OR WEIRD I SWEAR!!!!!"

Vaggie: "... that honestly just makes it weirder. What's even left?"

Charlie: "Normal stuff! Just, normal everyday Vaggie-related observations! In alphabetical order. And. Cross filed by category and sub grouping, for quick reference."

Vaggie: "..."

Vaggie: "You've made a reference book on me."

Charlie: "Okay, now when you say it like THAT it sounds WEIRD!"

Vaggie: "Any, uh, particular reason you're doing this?"

Charlie: "My brain likes knowing things about you. I mean, I like knowing things about you."

Vaggie: "What... kinda things?"

Charlie: "Can I see the binder? Thanks." (pages through) "Ah-hem. Things Vaggie doesn't like! Not having wings, back pain, back pain from not having wings anymore, people being rude to me, not stabbing people who're being maybe a bit rude even though she really wants to, leaving her spear at home on dates so she doesn't stab people with it, stuff being messy even though she tries to hide how grumpy it makes her when I don't fold the towels up again, guitarists, swords, angels, any mention of heaven-"

Vaggie: (sweating) "H-how 'bout some examples from another category, sweetie?"

Charlie: "Right! Ummm- okay. Things Vaggie likes! High places! Backrubs- especially after she's slept wrong again because we cuddled the wrong way during the night oops- the way her hair looks now it's growing out long! Long gloves and thigh high stockings! Cleaning! Doing stuff together- like tidying up our room! Buying me binders so I can keep my notes together instead of stacking them piles in our room! Threatening people! Threatening people specifically with-"

Charlie: (growling) "Her. Spear."

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "Nothing!" (goes back to smiling) "Holding hands!- with me. Snuggling!- with me. Kisses!- again specifically with me. Staring up at the light of heaven from high places-!"

Vaggie: "And you."

Charlie: "-and me! ...And me?"

Vaggie: "I like staring at you, too."

Charlie: "....."

Charlie: "Can you- hold on just ONE moment I- I need to make a note and, for that I need a glitter pen..."

Vaggie: "You're writing all this down in glitter pen?"

Charlie: "I want it to be cute! Like you!!!"

Vaggie: "And I kinda wanna kiss you."

Charlie: "You- because of the, weird non-creepy binder thing??"

Vaggie: "Yep."

Charlie: "....Noted!!!" (snaps binder SHUT) "I can totally make the actual notes later though, you know, if you want to do the kissing thing right now inste- Mmf!"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #incorrect quotes #silly headcanons #charlie generates a lot of thoughts and insights #what if vaggie “doesn't like messes” introduced her to the idea of organizing all those notes and thoughts #and it was super effective? #and maybe they kissed about it a little? #(and charlie looks back on her notes later like HER SECRET WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME ARE YOU /KIDDING ME/?!?!)

[blueberryexistence]

Sara: *is carrying groceries*

Ava: *holds out her hand to help*

Sara: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Ava's hand*

#legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes #lot incorrect quotes #avalance

[mossfeathers]

Since you guys liked these, here are some more silly little hermitcraft/life series textposts (added ID) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #life series incorrect quotes #life series #hermitblr #trafficblr #martyn inthelittlewood #rendog #bdubs #bdoubleo #theres a lot of bdubs for some reason #ranchers #ethubs #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar #grian #textposts #divorce duo #etho

[qcomicsy]

Phrases I bet were said on the Wayne Manor without context Part ll

Tim: You know, everytime we have to say "technically it's not murder" it doesn't sound as great as we hope it so.

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Dick, on the living room:

Duke, first time alone with him: So... Discowing, huh.

Dick: Alright-

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Alfred, very tired: I suppose I shouldn't ask about the 6'0 orange lady flying of your window this morning?

17 year old Dick Grayson: I'd really hope you not.

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Steph: I'm JUST SAYING, that IF "hypothetically" WE both showed up on patrol wearing my cape, hood down and then lifted up the hood just to show matching RedHood™ helmets behind it we could both have the joy to see penguin's henchmen pissing on their pants.

Jason putting his book down: I'm listening.

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Dick: Just- Just be nice about it, for once in your life okay?

Bruce: Hn. (lying)

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Bruce: I'd like to remind all of you that Diana has international political immunity.

Dick: The fuck you mean by that????

Bruce: No reason. Just saying. In case we all forgot.

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Alfred: We are all aware that Master Bruce isn't fond of violence *loads glock*.

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Bruce: Be nice to your brother

Jason: I'm not even nice to you.

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Jason, 10 years old talking about Dick to his school friend: Yeah, he just comes here, eat all our food, screams at Bruce for 45 minutes and goes away.

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Tim, 15 years old, also talking about Dick to his school friend: He just comes here-

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Bruce, very, very tired: So... a boat.

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Tim: Do it.

Jason, cleaning his gun: Dude what the fuck.

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Tim, 7 nights awake in a roll: Do you think if I just scream loud enough Clark will come here and put me out of my misery.

Dick as Batman, 12 nights awake in a roll: He won't.

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Dick putting Batman's suit: He couldn't at least had the DECENCY of cleaning- muffled cursing noises*

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Harley Quinn at 3 am: I'll pay you fifty bucks if you pretend you never saw me here

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Dick, 17 years old: The fuck are you doing here.

Talia, with a shitty ass grin showing the engagement ring on her finger: I live here.

Dick:

Bruce: Listen-

#batfamily shenaningans #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #duke thomas #tim drake #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #talia al ghul #this turned a lot more dick centric than I intended #but hey I love the boy #let's hear for the boy #what can I do #phrases I bet were said

[luckkythirt33n]

"You can't aggressively sell people cars Crowley!"

"Why'not?"

#good omens #aziracrow #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #david tennant #ineffable idiots #ineffable brainrot #crowley x aziraphale #michael sheen #comic relief #im not even sorry #agressive car salesman #if i had a nickel for every time david tennant tried to aggressively sell me a car he was too big for id have 2 nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #incorrect quote good omens