#lot of gems here

[dredgesnails]

i genuinely think the people who insist the life series is scripted just don’t understand the difference between something scripted and something that’s been given a basic premise and directives that everyone involved in agrees to play along with for the bit. like, no, specific moments aren’t scripted, but there’s a reason the series isn’t just “best pvper wins” and it’s because they deliberately prioritise entertainment over pure skill because the same person winning every time just wouldn’t be fun.

like, for the most part they’re a bunch of drama kids who have been given the perfect playground to act out the shakespearian tragedy of their dreams (some more so than others) (hello rendog) and they’re given the tools and situation to do so but everything else is just improv. and they’re also just having fun like i think we should all remember they’re doing this to have fun with their friends and play on a server where anything goes and they can grief all they want and sometimes they’ll just make stupid mistakes like walking off the side of a diving board and dying because they were so miffed about losing to a best tower competition they forgot where the stairs were, or blowing themselves up with their own tnt trap because they placed one block in the wrong place.

also i think people forget just how generally predictable people are in general, like after five seasons you can definitely start to guess how people will behave because they’re just like that. joel is reckless and he likes to poke the bear, martyn is good at staying alive but not good at keeping hearts (the difference between winning limlife and going out early in secret life), scott is good at the social game and a formidable opponent but also terribly self sacrificial, bdubs will betray anyone he’s allied with if offered something good, etc etc etc

#anyway it’s all just silly fun and a lot of people take it too seriously #it’s also like. genuinely how would you script some of these moments #‘mumbo it’s important you place the fenceposts down here. they’ll come into play later’ #chekovs fenceposts #‘joel the script says you have to lose all your lives this episode yeah sorry man but you’ll get some back later’ #awkduahkduajdiaid #anyway i’m here for a gem or joel win next season #trafficblr #traffic smp #grian #mumbo jumbo #geminitay #smallishbeans #inthelittlewood #tangotek #scott smajor #bdoubleo100 #rendog #life series smp #secret life #ethoslab #jimmy solidarity

[heartorbit]

a new world together

#project sekai #emu otori #pjsk #prsk #proseka #colorful stage #HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU!!!!! MY BAYABTBTBTHTBTB MY ITTY BOTTY MY SILLY WILLY DAUGHTER MY DESTROYER OF WORLDS. HANDS HER A SWITLY LOLLIPOP. #🍭FOR YOU MY BEAUTIFUL SON. I LOVE MY BESUTIFUL SON. #i make bday profiles for all of wondershow but I FEEL LIKE I DIDNT DO AS GOOD ON EMUS. IM SAD. T_T IT'S STILL CUTE BUT... HEEEM..... #WAAAAAH WAAAUAUAUAUAUGUGUUHGU WAAAAAH #UEUEUUEUEE T____T!!!!! #i had to spark her bday card. i ammdown to 2000 gems. darkness fes here i come. #IM SO SAD I HAVE TO SKIP EMUS PAINTER CAAAAAARD ITS SO CUTE I LOVE IT SO MUUUCH ill draw the outfit lots.... snimiffle. and hope it comes #to me during color fest. About to go play more splatfest i had to finish this while its still the 9th FRYESWEEEEEP PLEASE BE IN THE LEEEEAD #EDIT I LIEEEEED PAINTER EMU IS MIIINE EHEHEHYEJEYEHEHEYEHEY #Peaches and love on planet earth:) #EDIT OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY FOR RUSHING THIS TO GO PLAY SPLATFE ST I DIDNT REALIZE HER RIGHT ARM IS SO MESSED HELPME its fine shes perfect

[galaxygermdraws]

K so I was fixating on GeMCYT again and then began discussing my own lil gem au with @aestheticallynotdeerlightful and @shadesofvermillionvoid and we made this silly little self indulgent AU. I'm just kinda obsessed now. It's insanely self indulgent and all that but. Yea I did this in the span of like 3 days.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. I'll also take asks if you got questions. Thankyuuu)

#gemcyt #impulsesv #zedaph #tango tek #skizzleman #bdoubleo100 #solidarity gaming #jimmy solidarity #ethoslab #grian #taurtis #ask to tag #germdraws #germ draws #there are so many self indulgent little things here #theres a lot here and while i designed everything #vi n deer both provided with me design ideas #for example deer gave me the gem to use for impulse #and vi agreed with me on lapis etho and the idea of him bein cracked #but yea im. i have. i have so many. thoughts

[batfossil-fr]

it's gonna be a while til he can get his genes, but wow, I JUST scried him and I'm instantly in love

#im obsessed with his little eye spot #dragon share #flight rising #i neglected arlo so I'm still level 3. rip. gotta do the slow climb up to 4 #i have never posted a dragon so fast here lmao #i absolutely adore him wow #WAIT. chrysocolla is so much cheaper than i thought it'd be by now okay. nevermind he'll get his genes soon then lol #i was expecting it to be well above gem gene price but ig a lot of people were waiting at level 4

[byeler]

enough taylor swift lyrics as fic titles!! we as a society have moved past the need for taylor swift lyrics as fic titles and instead moved BACK to one direction lyrics as titles. her light is as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to save a savior

#waking up beside you i’m a loaded gun #said i’d never leave her because her hands fit like my tshirt #if you ever feel alone………..don’t. #a lot of gems we’re missing out on here

[horse-head-farms]

okay since this is now on my mind

curious what other people think. pick based on whatever metric you want - most logical sense, most fun, one you’d want to see. we must decide as a community

#okay my thoughts on everyone here #yn or insert - most obvious answer. lots of fics and harem animes stereotypically are like this because everyone wants the characters #to fawn over them #xisuma - he is one of the first hermits and often considered the “leader” in fanon. he is also considered bitchless so would make this funn #grian - most shipped hermit in the fandom and the most popular #mumbo - based on user xbralis’ notes about this exact thing. i think he would find this universe horrifying #xb - the server’s babygirl all the men want him. he is a pretty princess and gets bitches #etho - everyone is in love with him people are obsessed he is already a harem anime protagonist #cleo - has great chemistry with literally every other hermit every cleo ship you can think of is epic. cleo is cool #joe hills - the tumblr sexyman requires no explanation #also unrelated but i think jevin would be written as a tsundere and gem would be written as a yandere #jevin voice “baka!” #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #hermitblr

[roomy-ghosted]

JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.

#bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #(Im a tag rambler so theres a lot here-) he's got voice six and because of that I'm opting he's incredibly INCREDIBLY young #like- probably 9? Dragonborn reach 10 year old human size at 3 for them so. yeah- #human-body wise he's about 17? but he's still got so little thoughts in his head. Which is canon as well at least #not gonna romance ANYONE as Tinfoil but we're gonna all be besties. #still deciding if he'll slurp tadpoles. he gives into peer preassure very easily and is very easily bossed around. #so it depends at the moment in the cutscene i guess. #he's the group kid. i think shadowheart would mother him a lot and he looks up to Karlach A SHITTON. 'She's so cool...' #'why is the group kid the leader?' #everyone shrugs but they see Tinfoil curl up around a small pile of gold and gems as he sleeps and they can't say no to what he wants to do #Lae'zel thinks he's 'extremely weak skinned. and needs all the help a pathetic youngling like him can get' #she says; helping said pathetic kid up off the nautaloid ship floor after he ran ahead to try and get to the controls; listening to her #like a good lil guy #'Tinfoil; darling; you know we can always get *more* gold if you give up some of these precious little rubies and opals. Your hoard #will look *much* more impressive that way.' #-Astarion; trying to convince a now-teary-eyed tinfoil to give up his hoard so the party can buy health potions #'its not...its not impressive?' he starts crying and Shadowheart has to comfort him #I KNOW he's gonna go murder mode and stuff. but everyone at camp thinks it's just dragonborn instincts kicking in #so they just like chain him to a tree for the night. #its funny i think #'NO! BAD TINFOIL! STOP TRYING TO EAT THE BIRDS!' #'Raughguguhguguh. Tinfoil *NEEDS* sauce...' #he is on a leash constantly because he is enamoured with the beauty of the world and runs off- but also to not kill and maim constantly.

[abdicated]

by clicking the source link, you will find 237 gifs of mason gooding in his role as chad meeks-martin in the movie scream 6 (2023). all of the gifs were created by me from scratch. you absolutely may use these gifs to roleplay or as reaction gifs, but ask you to not use them in smut rps, nsfw content, or celebrity rping. i kindly ask you to not repost or claim these gifs as your own. let me know if you would like to edit these gifs for any purpose. like and reblog if using!

tw: scream spoilers, drinking, kissing, violence, blood, flashing lights.

( click here for my other mason gooding gif packs )

#mason gooding #mason gooding gif pack #mason gooding gif hunt #gif pack #gifsociety #abdicatedgifs #scream #scream 6 #there's some serious gems in here but a lot of them are very silly goofy #i was laughing so hard i couldnt not add them

[rqg179]

holy shit did kipperlilly kill buddy so that if kristen died no one would be able to bring her back and the only member of the church of cassandra would be gone

#i mean there was a lot at play here #it sounds like buddy wouldn't have been able to revive them even if he hadn't been murdered because the gems weren't in his bag?? #unclear whether he knew that or not - currently i'm inclined to believe he was being genuine about reviving them #but someone had stolen the gems so he couldn't. i might be giving him too much credit idk #but i think kipperlilly's original plan was to kill gavin pundle to sabotage their exam - buddy wouldn't have been able to bring him back #w/o the gems and neither would kristen. so their grade would be significantly impacted #and if neither cleric can bring anybody back and the proctor isn't there to oversee the fight the monsters might have just kept coming #until the bad kids really did all drop #but idk why kipperlilly would suddenly switch to killing buddy if that wasn't the original plan and if he already couldn't revivify them?? #unclear also how much oisin knew of this. rn im wondering if he was onboard w sabotaging the exam but didnt know she was going to kill budd #& the plane shift was an immediate shock reaction #or i did see someone suggest he wasn't even there to see it which. is also possible #idk just. many thoughts. head full. what the fuck was up with that preview also #my post #d20 #fantasy high #fhjy

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

alex: “we met then and we became... you may say... [pause] good friends...”

miles: “good friends to best friends... at that point, anyway...”

[distracted, self-conscious pause]

alex: “um [visibly trying to gather his thoughts]... and then the friendship continued... as... as... [still struggling] as they do...”

(i was going to write a whole analysis of this clip because jesus CHRIST, but instead i’ve just transcribed it, because honestly?? i think these 16 seconds speak loud enough for themselves)

#they literally said it right there for everyone to hear #and the body language?? #the way alex totally loses his train of thought after miles says ‘at that point anyway’ #SO LOUD #also i realise this might be old news to lots of people here but i’m still discovering gems like these #and i need somewhere to flail over them #so pls forgive me #milex #alex turner #miles kane #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #baby milex 🥺 #baby puppets #lulu posts

[sapphicwhimsy]

i am so sorry i did not expect you to see that post of mine 😭😭 didn't even realize you were on tumblr tbh- but anyway i keep giggling bc i completely forgot i named you until i saw you added tags to the post

ITS. YA KNOW. ITS FINE. IM HAVING A TIME ANYWAY.

pearl liked the post i made about giggling over her just calling me sapphic (its so funny genuinely, i cannot stop giggling over it in the best way possible) so like! it is what it is!!! it gave me a chance to gush about how much i love and adore pearl and how shes a wonderful person thats incredibly sweet so!!!

but also!!! im glad i can be someone you like seeing in chat! i like noticing names too!!!! i hope things are getting better for ya gasps!!!!!

#whimsy whistles #ask #gaspshichat #IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE #it could have been WORSE. #someone in one of pearls episode premieres was like IVE SEEN YOU ON TUMBLR #and i was like PEARL IS RIGHT THERE MAN STOP CALLING ME OUT #i do NOT need my blog being perceived THAT MUCH #its happened a few times actually #ANYWAY FAIR WARNING THERES SHIPPING CONTENT HERE #i reblog a lot of fanart! gem pearl and all variety of their interactions

[koravelliumavast]

Emeralds are the truthwatcher polestone. And each gemstone used in the Urithiru gem archive directly correlates to the polestone of that radiant order. Could it be possible that Renarin wasn’t the first truthwatcher to have a Nahel bond to a spren enlightened by Sja-Anat?

#truthwatchers #urithiru gem archive #stormlight archive #renarin kholin #Oathbringer #knights radiant #hold on thinking lots of thoughts here #THIS IS WHy WE READ EPIGRAPHS

[geminison]

one thing about Alan Wake that's makes me giggle every time I notice is that he's a writer and he spent thirteen years in the dark place actively trying to write himself out of there and he STILL TYPES WITH JUST HIS INDEX FINGERS. is that how you type on typewriter? with just one finger? your other fingers would get in the way if you try using them too or Alan is just bad at typing on that thing???

#i never saw or let alone touched typewriter in my life so i might be the wrong one here. but it's still funny #it must take a lot time to write that way #gems' talking #alan wake

[moe-broey]

Whaogh did you guys see the new Emblems...... so cool...

LMFAO this wasn't meant to be an April Fools thing, but it might be funny. I am just always rotating them in my brain...

Also it took me WAY too long to design the bracelet, and like. Idk if it's even good LMFAO, but the thoughts behind it were two wings, Askr motifs (ofc), opalite gemstone that resembles how orbs look, and two sapphires one blue one pink (REALIZING. I'VE MADE AN ERROR. I got zodiacs and birthstones mixed up. Oh well. Well at least it looks nice!) (<- Also sidenote all that info is based in the fanon August 30th bday for them lmfao!)

#fire emblem #feh #blaming my old friend for that mix up who's a virgo and has a sapphire birthstone 🙄 #another gem idea i had was alexandrite (the dual toned gem representing that there are Two of Them) #i like making jewerly as a hobby but none of it is fancy. in fact its messy on purpose. #and a lot of it is w thread/string as well so. very out of my element design wise here #also i know fuck all about zodiacs/birthstones i'm a fake fan. i like the aesthetics LMFAO #final tidbit i think it's funny to hc that they share a bday but are a few years apart. twins!!!!! (took a few years.) #fe alfonse #sharena #alear #my art

[local-pokesimp]

This log in interaction has no right to be this funny

SILVER WAS SO READY TO THROW HANDS. Nobody insults his rainbow chicken and gets away with it

Blue: hehe you kids are funny

Wally: THEY ARE ABOUT TO BEAT EACH OTHER UP??????

Someone get this kid some tea. He's not having this bullshit today

#pokemon #pokemon masters #pokemon masters ex #pokemas #rival blue #rival silver #rival wally #rival bede #its so funny that wally is hanging out with silver bede and blue. like. little guy. you know how those two can be amd how blue is #but i love their little group #also the one with hop has them comparing g.zapdos to barry (hyperactive and runs a lot) and hugh (SPIKEY) its so fucking hilarious #i love the pokemon rivals sm #ik i said im on a pokemaa hiatus but im here for the free gems lol

[8rujaa]

my therapist really saved me….

#tw abuse // tw sa #i can’t sleep bc i keep thinking about this. #like i probably would’ve not been here if it weren’t for her #i started seeing her january of 2023… my life has changed entirely since then and she was definitely the one who got the ball rolling #literally so much has changed since then and it’s all because of her #i was so dissociated during our first few sessions #thanks to her i was able to get diagnosed and medicated for adhd. i was able to realize i was in an abusive situation and plan a way out #i was able to focus on myself and my healing and she’s helped me reframe so much of my negative thinking #i was able to process a lot of emotions and become a better version of myself with each session #she’s truly incredible. #i remember the first comment she made about the relationship had been ‘’so it’s like there’s an imbalance of control in the relationship’’ #i had put my partners on such a high pedestal that i had no idea they could be doing anything wrong #and i asked her what she meant and she said ‘from what you’ve been describing it’s sounds like a strict parents and child type of dynamic’ #she told me they didn’t need to understand why i wanted to leave and they didn’t need to make that decision. if that’s what was going to be #best for me the only thing i could do is let them know my reasoning and simply leave. i didn’t need their permission.’’ #i remember being so confused at that realization bc like… i had been putting their emotions over mine the whole time i had forgotten simply #doing what’s best for me was an option… l #ever since then i’ve been putting myself first and it’s been a steady uphill from rock bottom… i’ve made an incredible amount of progress #when i first started with her getting out of bed and walking to the kitchen was incredibly difficult and took all my strength. #yesterday i conquered a mountain!!!!!!! i hiked all the way to the top!!!!! :D #me a year ago thought it was going to take me years and years to recover. as soon as i left i made leaps of progress #im incredibly proud of myself and grateful for her. and my reiki lady she’s also been a great great help. #the silver lining is i realized who really matters. and the relationships i cared about deepened. #my sweet virgo friend was the one who was always like ‘THATS A GROWN ASS MAN WHO CANT UNDERSTAND BASIC CONSENT???’ #LMFAO i would be like ‘but he has trauma and bla bla bla’ she looked me dead in the eyes and said #’jess you said with your last boyfriend that you would never make excuses for a man who was hurting you again. stop defending him.’ #she’s really a gem and i treasure her with my life. i hope she knows i love her. she’s family at this point #she’s also literally saved my life before (like deadass called 911 for help) #im glad i had the support system i had. that was a rough situation with so many layers and im glad i got through it #my 22nd year of life was by far the worst of my life and i don’t ever want to put myself in that situation again. im glad i learned.