#lotr crack

[urwendii]

Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me

Sauron, with foam at the mouth: THEN GIVE IT BACK TO ME

#lotr #nasty hobbitses. all thieves!!! #sauron #frodo #lotr crack

[ahobbitstale]

inspired by (x)

#lotredit #tolkienedit #filmedit #filmgifs #userhaleth #southfarthing #thcrin #usersansa #userfrodosam #oneringnet #tolkiensource #tusereliza #* #lotr crack

[vildo]

#they don’t call him teleporno for no reason #tolkien #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #aragorn #celeborn #TELEPORNO #lotr #fotr #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lotr #lotr movies #lotr fandom #lotr fotr #lotr shitpost #lotr crack #lotr funny #lotr humor #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien #jirt #lothlorien #lotr memes #incorrect quotes #crack

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Tolkien elves:

Legolas: I will literally drop kick my own father for Tauriel

Thranduil: I mean I guess it's KIND OF understandable Tauriel is a beautiful, fiesty elf maiden after all

Legolas: I will also slit my own father's throat for Gimli, this smelly old dwarf I found on a bridge somewhere

Thranduil: What

Thranduil: Do you just not like me? Like what is going on

Galadriel: All these hot men want me. They would fight to the death to have a single strand of my golden hair.

But who will I pick to be my husband? They're being all pushy and annoying and I'm not feeling the vibe

Celeborn: I...................................... came................................ here................... to.................. say...................

Galadriel: That. That one. I pick that one.

Celeborn: Oh............................ my........................... gosh......................

Galadriel: Yes. This feels right.

Elrond: Why does nobody ever listen to me! I offer great advice. I offer council. I am a literal genius but everyone would rather kiss an orc than listen to a single bloody thing I say

Gil-Galad: Wow I think I have the longest hair out of any male elf isn't that incredible Elrond is that why they made me high king

Elrond: Why do I bother

Gil-Galad: I am so glad we are besties

Elrond: Genuinely feeling exhausted

#lord of the rings #lotr #the rings of power #trop #the hobbit #elves #tolkien #legolas #thranduil #elrond #galadriel #gimli #celeborn #gil galad #high elves #lotr crack

[cilil]

"Have you tried not being evil?" - Manwë, probably

#melkor #morgoth #mairon #sauron #meme #crack #silm crack #silm shitpost #shitpost #silm memes #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr crack #lotr shitpost #disclaimer: in this household we stan the dork lords so the use of these names is an exception #and we will apologize to our dark overlords for it #(lolol)

[demonscantgothere]

I've survived death multiple times. Maybe I'm a cat, or maybe I just have Big Ring Energy. You decide.

— Sauron, at some point, probably.

#sauron #mairon #silmarillion #lotr #silm crack #lotr crack #this has been sitting in my drafts for a while

[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

Canva has made me too powerful. Kill me now

#lotr #lotr shitpost #lotr memes #legolas #aragorn #lotr arwen #lotr eowyn #boromir #lotr crack #aralas #aragorn x arwen #aragorn x boromir #aragorn x eowyn #swags says a thing

[lazyasriel]

“Speak friend and enter” tattooed in elvish on my lower stomach bc I’m demisexual and we need to be friends before I want you to enter me

#I thought of this while watching lotr the musical #lotr memes #lotr #lotr crack #elvish #demisexual #asexual #ace #memes #funny #tatto ideas #bad tattoo ideas #bad tattoos

[stitcherofchaos]

I just realized how difficult it must be to be an Elf whose love language is physical touch, considering the fact that, you know, they don’t do the touchy freely thing.

#tolkien elves #lotr elves #the silmarillion #tolkien #silmarillion #chaotic thoughts #elves #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr crack

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Not Gandalfs poor weed :(

Frodo, explaining why he is not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

#lotr #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr memes #lord of the rings #gandalf #gandalf the grey #frodo baggins #frodo #lotr crack

[arsonkindacutetho]

Idk I think this is hilarious, please take Legolas to the Shire I want his reaction

#lotr fanart #lotr #lotr legolas #lotr aragorn #lotr frodo #lord of the rings #lord of the rings fanart #frodo #merry brandybuck #pippin #aragorn #art #digital art #comic #lotr crack #idk ok

[urwendii]

"Kill them with kindness". Wrong, Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

#lotr #sauron #lord of the rings #lotr crack

[vildo]

#tolkien #shitpost #tumblr trash #jirt #j r r tolkien #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr trash #lotr humor #lotr crack #lotrdaily #lotr #boromir #fellowship of the ring #fotr #lotr films #lotr fotr #pippin #gandalf #aragorn #frodo #sam #gimli #legolas #caradhras #lotr fandom #inaccurate lotr #lotr shitpost #incorrect lotr quotes

[themoonlily]

saunas in Rohan, is that anything?

Rohirrim did originally live much further north, before they settled in Calenardhon, so it bears thinking that saunas could have been a part of surviving the presumably longer and harsher winters of their earlier home region. Maybe saunas could be a specifically Northman thing to do (Laketown and Dale might also have saunas). If so, they might have brought the sauna tradition with them to their new home country.

The famous turf saunas of Edoras. The ongoing debate about the traditional saunas against the smoke saunas of East-Mark, or the more experimental cave saunas at the Hornburg.

The Riders of the Muster of Rohan building a makeshift sauna somewhere near the walls of Minas Tirith after the most debris of battle has been cleared out. Locals come and boggle at it (and the sweaty but happy Rohirrim coming in and out of the sauna).

The incredulity of Gondorians at the face of this tradition - and their astonishment when their revered King Elessar himself is heard praising the virtues of bathing in a sauna after a long windy day on the plains.

Éomer spending at least a year after their marriage persuading Lothíriel to try it, which she eventually does, and is an instant convert. Her adding to the sauna culture by developing the Middle-earth equivalent of spa experience.

Éowyn building a sauna at Emyn Arnen and causing a sensation, but on the other hand, she's the Slayer of the Witch-king and can do whatever she wants.

#lotr crack #kind of because I'm at least half-serious #:D #Rohirrim #Rohan #text

[cilil]

True love is when you name your siege engine after your lover's "hammer" because damn he railed you so good back in the day

#angbang #mairon #sauron #melkor #morgoth #crack #silm crack #lotr crack #shitpost #silm shitpost #lotr shitpost

[androgynousdonutcollective]

Is it just me or does Amazon's Celebrimbor kinda look like a constantly annoyed version of Gilderoy Lockhart???

It's just me?

Ok

#lotr #lotr crack #lotr shitpost #rings of power #anti rings of power #anti amazon #celebrimbor