#lotr merry

[autistook]

I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:

WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?

Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.

Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.

Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.

Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.

Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.

Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.

Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.

Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.

Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.

And as a bonus:

Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.

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[achillyscomedown]

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[cillianwilder]

#lotr #lord of the rings #boromir #lotr frodo #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #lotr samwise #hobbit #funny #humor #comedy #lol #memes #haha #meme #merry and pippin #lotr merry #lotr pippin

[electracution]

He looks curious, inquisitive even, gazing upon our world from so high! With that twinkle in his eye:'))

Dedicated post to @autistook because it's their favourite. Hope it makes you smile :)

#merry brandybuck #lotr merry #lord of the rings #lotr art #traditional art #art #artists on tumblr #the hobbit #lotr shitpost #tolkien #portrait

[sweetmaggie]

Frodo is an example of bookish intelligence

Merry is an example of logical intelligence

Sam is an example of emotional intelligence

Pippin is an example of... eh, never mind

#the lord of the rings #lotr #lotr frodo #lotr merry #lotr sam #lotr pippin

[abbyymerry]

Autumn in the shire. Long before the beginning of everything.

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[chickentenderx]

the fellowship as things my sister has said:

Aragorn: “What’s an emo hashtag i can use?”

Legolas: “I keep it on video cuz I like looking at myself”

Boromir: *holding one end of a string while someone else holds the other* “it’s like holding hands but without the commitment”

Gimli: “fight me tofu lady!”

Sam: “no bc i AM the best mac and cheese maker”

Frodo: “now i’m properly medicated and accessorized”

Merry: “I may not know what Alaska is, but I know where the gas tanks are”

Pippin: “Wait are humans mammals?”

Gandalf: “Stop being racist they’re obviously all gay”

bonus: the ring: “i’m not just a burrito, i’m a late night taco bell burrito”

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[born-to-seek-and-destroy]

Lord of the rings and hobbit marathons seem like a good idea until your up at 3am making tea while holding a build a bear frog dressed like Frodo just so you can make it through return of the king without falling asleep (I've just started it, I begun this marathon at 11 o'clock (am) with the hobbit films)

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[yakkety-yak-art]

I think lotr would be greatly improved if the hobbits had to take turns getting piggyback rides from aragorn bcuz I know for sure if I was like 3 feet tall and had to go on an expedition I would be so fucking tired constantly.

Pip is the one clinging to Sam, who is still standing of his own accord, and Merry is the one who just sort of fell over and now refuses to move

#yakketyyak art #lotr aragorn #lotr frodo #lord of the rings #lotr #aragorn #lotr strider #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrine took #pippin took #lotr pippin #lotr merry #merry brandybuck #frodo baggins #aragorn is unsure how he feels abt being used for transport

[ema0rsully]

Ok, hear me out. Au idea here.

What if after death, spirits get to choose whether or not to leave or to stay for any unaccounted business.

So imagine, when Boromir was trusted with arrows and died, he had the chance to go to heaven but he was like “No, I need to protect the little ones” and the Valars were like, “Ok, sure man. Do your thing. No rush”.

He goes back to watch over Merry and Pippin in the hopes that it will provide some closure to see them safe and sound somehow, but only to encounter a couple of dwarrows by their side. He could tell by their wild long hair and the braids sticking out. Also the short height.

Boromir: I’m sorry but are you acquaintances of the hobbits?

The dwarrows chuckled and shook their heads leaving the man confused, leading him to ask again.

Boromir: Well, we should properly introduce ourselves since I have no clue who you are. I am-

“We know who ya are, mate! No need for introductions!” The blonde one says before shaking Boromir’s hand.

“The names Fíli.” The blonde smiled warmly. The other smiled too, “Kíli.”.

Then the two bowed “At yer service!”.

Kíli patted Boromir’s back,

Kíli: Ya fought well for a Man

Boromir: Oh, I dont think I did enough. I couldn’t save them-

Fíli: Ya did yer best, mate. Thats what matters. Yer kin would be proud to know ya fought honourably

And this makes Boromir smile and feel a little bit at ease. Then the three spirits continue to follow the Orcs that held Merry and Pippin hostage all while Fíli and Kíli told Boromir about The Company and their adventure with Bilbo Baggins.

Edit: I did not know it was called a sansukh. Lol. I just started reading the fanfic and it finally made sense to me now. Lol.

#lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #th #fili and kili #kili #kili durin #fili #fili durin #boromir #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins #lotr boromir #lotr frodo #lotr merry #lotr pippin #pippin took #merry #merry brandybuck #pippin #valar #tolkien #the hobbit kili #the hobbit fili #afterlife #sansukh

[buulbasaur20]

Legolas: why would you give a knife to a hobbit?

Aragorn: Pippin and Merry felt unsafe

Legolas: we’ll now I feel unsafe

Aragorn: I’m sorry

Aragorn:…would you like a knife?

#incorrect lotr quotes #lotr shitpost #the fellowship of the ring #aragorn #legolas greenleaf #merry brandybuck #pippin took #lotr legolas #legolas #merry and pippin #pippin #lotr merry

[autistook]

Merry Brandybuck as text posts

#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #tolkien #merry brandybuck #meriadoc #meriadoc brandybuck #lotr merry #lotr gifs #incorrect tolkien #incorrect lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #dom monaghan #jrrt #middle earth

[your-unfriendlyghost]

Merry Brandybuck: *Meets a woman taller than him*

Based on this post by @tolkien-fantasy lol

#lord of the rings #my art #merry x eowyn #merrywyn #merry brandybuck #meriadoc brandybuck #eowyn of rohan #eowyn #lotr #lotr eowyn #lotr merry #i’ve been dragged into this fandom and it’s very fun

[teasodium]

"That was good."

"Let's get another one."

here's the rest if u wanna peep: Sam and Frodo, Aragorn, Arwen, Merry and Pippin, Boromir

Has been a very much a toss up for a while whether Gonzo and Rizzo would be either Merry and Pippin or Legolas and Gimli but ultimately decided thiiiis.

Naturally, Gandalf is the patented non-human-in-a-muppet-movie. Possibly as Weird Al?

also i just realised I messed up earlier in posting this like a year ago shush

#lotr #lotr art #lotr fanart #lotr merry #peregrin took #meriadoc brandybuck #lotr pippin #rizzo #gonzo #digital art #middle earth #tibsart #queer artist #my art #lotr au #screenshot redraw #lord of the rings

[dancingbluelight]

source!!

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[hobbitsesoftheshire]

Explaining Christmas to the fellowship headcanons

(Includes Gimli, Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Legolas)

Gif is not mine!!

Imagine trying to explain Christmas, Santa Claus and the elves to the fellowship.

Gimli would be laughing on the floor about the elves part

Aragorn would be holding back chuckles cause he thinks it is funny but you seem to care about this thing called 'christmas'

Boromir would just be confused because of flying reindeers and the speed they fly

Frodo would think it is sweet and is asking you if you can have Christmas this year

Sam would be interested in all the traditional Christmas foods and how to make them

Pippin would be all in for free gifts and lots of food

Merry would say it is a celebration for him since we wish 'Merry Christmas' to each other and he would laugh bout it. He would think Christmas is nice though

Legolas would be telling you reasons why you are wrong about the elves and their size. (He doesnt like Gimli teasing him about it) but otherwise would act pretty much the same as Aragorn

#hobbit x reader #legolas #aragorn x reader #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr fellowship #the fellowship of the ring #lotr gimli #gimli son of gloin #pippin #lotr merry #lotr fanfic #lotr dwarves #christmas #headcanon