#lots and lots of dick jokes

[sollucets]

👀😳

#ofts #only friends the series #only friends #sandray #raysand #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #rowan gifs #khaotunq #uservid #tusersilence #userdorksinlove #userbon #tuserhidden #dick jokes :') #i'm going to be giffing a LOT this episode rip my taglist. i can't help it it's over for me

[sketchz]

The greatest villain of all time!!!!

#felt like drawing this (very cool) dude #while listening to anime campaign #y'know what? that was a bit of a mistake. AC giovanni is very fundamentally different than EE giovanni #and seeing him be mean to Molly makes me sad :( #also the dick jokes were cursed #other than that honestly it was pretty fun! #It's nice to see Sylvie since he got cut in prison of plastic #and it's not like giovanni wasnt funny; just that ee gio was given a lot more depth and heart #epithet erased #sketchz's stuff #giovanni potage #prison of plastic #EDIT: I JUST REALIZED I DREW FIRE ON HIM? #IM SO SORRY MOLLY #pretend its just there for aesthetics and not actually hot and fire

[vilz]

* slaps top of robot * this bad boy can fit so much internal rage in him

#fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #comic #my art #digital #this is the first time i ever worked on a comic on stream!!! it was lots of fun : D thank u to everyone who was watching #this is just a joke scenario btw i just think its super funny when moon's a dick

[sunnibits]

ok I know we’ve all giggled before about the fact that stede and izzy get into a sword fight in the very same episode that sword fighting and penetration is used as an innuendo for gay sex, but have we ever actually stopped to discuss the fact that if we take that metaphor literally and actually translate that scene into the metaphor, it implies the mental image that stede’s gorilla grip pussy was so powerful it broke izzy’s dick off?? because I feel like we’ve overlooked that minor detail

#just saying it feels like there’s a lot of potential for jokes there but I’ve never seen anyone make the comparison #pussy clenched so hard it snapped his dick clean off… severed it from his balls…. #stizzy #izzy hands #stede bonnet #ofmd #non-ofmd fans I am so sorry for this post. you don’t get it

[a-magical-evening]

Trey Parker, Animal Lover

Stocking Stuffer for @mattandtrey-advent ✨😻

#trey parker #my stuff #spot them all! #jake the cat #the famous platypus #trey's goat farm (aka his happy place) #guinea pigs #doggo #the moose! #showbiz ferret #liane lol #salmon (fish dicks joke inspiration) #is that... a wombat? i'm not sure but trey's happy #i hope he saw lots of animals on his safari #(i'm too scared to go on thesouthparkers to check sorry) #kuromi's holding her own little pet btw #even the skeletor on trey's shirt is holding a mini panthor #what does this mean

[ghost-bison]

I would like to lock them all in a room together and see what happens

#enzo st. john #anthony j crowley #regina mills #negan smith #damon salvatore #catra applesauce meowmeow #malia hale #bellatrix lestrange #the vampire diaries #good omens #once upon a time #the walking dead #teen wolf #harry potter #i think there would be lots of explosions #negan would probably die very quickly #there'd be denzo f*ing somewhere in a corner #damon and negan would have a dick jokes contest #crowley and enzo would have a tea party #regina and bellatrix would just be yelling i believe #malia and catra would probably meow desperately until somebody opens the door

[whalehouse1]

Damian, per DC: I am the one true son of Batman so I’m the first.

Jason: Yeah, no. You see there’s these things called adoption papers which have my name and Bruce’s on them well before your mom popped you out. So I’m the actual first son poser.

Damian: Then wouldn’t it be Grayson. He was adopted too.

Jason smirks as Dick begins to cry.

Dick: I’m his fourth child! Tim’s parents weren’t even cold yet! 10 years later! Why does no one want me!?

#red hood #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #robin dc #dick Grayson #Nightwing #Tim drake #Red Robin #and based off some of my other replies I’ve seen #this is a joke post #I mean Jason is legally his first child #but I’m saying this because I do like Damian but DC’s bloodline thing rubs me hard the wrong way #and he gets to be a mouthpiece in some works which I dislike a lot

[aithusarosekiller]

Why are some lightning era fans so shocked when Dorcas and Regulus are my favourite characters 😭 'they can't be your favourite characters if they weren't even in it' sorry didn't you guys literally invent matteo riddle or whatever his name is and now you all say he's canon so you can be horny about him

And that other guy lorenzo

It's the exact same concept, leave my angels alone

#at least they actually have a line each in canon #you don't know them like I do #on another note #leave Reggie out of the Slytherin boys react shit it breaks my heart seeing them do my boy wrong like that #stop hetero-fying him it's too canon compliant I don't like it #this is 90% a joke #no harm intended #it's just a little hypocritical #just #Dorcas is more canon that mateo so you lot can get off her dick about it

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

Somewhere, far off, the First Kiss whim chimes sing their little song… Suraj was still Tense after Dan’s behavior earlier in the night, but a few jokes into their conversation and Dan’s charm seemed to knock him right into Playful!

As the night goes on, it looks like it’s getting harder and harder for our Bachelor to avoid the bitter realities of this challenge! No matter how fun it’s been, we’re here to fall in looove, people! And with the way Dan’s looking at Suraj here… well, it seems like his work is cut out for him!

@gothoffspring

[ Part 23/?? ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 edit #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #suraj kennedy by gothoffspring #|| #dan’s like IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS I HOPE YOU DONT THINK IM THAT KINDA SIM IMMA COMBUST #he’s like listen y’all aren’t going home if you’re JEALOUS tf :| #only if you’re bein’ a dick about it #i know a lot of these have been largely positive but that’s also because one) dan genuinely is having a wonderful time w everyone #and 2) i was not abt to send y’alls sims off with dan being a bitch on their final interactions 😩 #but god damn these two are so fun to shoot!! 🥹 #dan is tuckering out so we’re gonna see him get even more crossfaded as the night goes on #suraj was bubbly and tipsy and just kept laughing and laughing at the jokes dan was cracking #dan makes him laugh SO MUCH in-game that i imagine he likes suraj’s laugh a lot 😌 esp when the guy lets loose enough to just GUFFAW #i was tickled pink when the first kiss whim popped into dan’s social wheel 🥹 he was thinkin about it!!! #this is my only post for today~ i stayed up until 6am playing tjol save and edited these dhdhd i have a horrible sleep schedule #i’ve got my interview tomorrow doot doo dooo #i hope he comes through here!! 🥹 suraj is such an angel lori UGH

[gothimp]

15 lines of dialogue

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!

tagged by -> @devilbrakers + @carlosoliveiraa (ty guys 🫶)

Doing this for Lorcan because he’s by far who I write the most with the past couple years.

“I worship life. I love it. I devour it. Life provides and persists, gods come and go as temples crumble and they give nothing.“

“That sweet hand was not so soft when it struck me just now. Just play your fucking song. Anything other than those endless songs of birds.”

“You seek to wound me, perhaps you should search my body for injury?”

“But since you’ve missed my innuendos, perhaps you should venture to discover what I have for you in my pocket.”

“And what use have I of a wife? No, I quite like our illicit couplings for now, darkling. Wear the ring all the same, please.”

“Children are smarter than most acknowledge. It is society that fools them into mistrusting their instincts and innate truths. Children have always been able to see me for what I am, yet I can walk astride many a man and woman, unseen.”

“I can taste you in the air.”

“Give me something to bite down on.”

“You’ve given a starving man a taste and cruelly left him with only memories without even the guarantee they will always be shared.”

“This isn’t Finley’s court, tragically, you’ll have to keep your skirt on.”

“Tired out already? Your poor heart is thrumming like a little hummingbird.”

“I’ve never been satisfied, but I’ll never stop trying.”

“Don’t bitch about my work if you enjoy the results.”

“You are tall, for a human. No wonder they hit you so many times.”

“You’ve caught me without my pants down for once.”

taglist: @vvanessaives @katsigian @mapeslyrup @feykiller @fullyclothedmolerat @magearisen @haarleps @razz-berry @elvves @estevnys @dragonologist-phd @superhaught @avallachs @leopardmuffinxo @pitchmoss @warfarer

#nes ocs #oc: lorcan #tag games #theres a … um. theres a lot of dick jokes. SUE ME

[heart-bones]

"....Bruce Wayne is the Batman??? ...unsurprising - if only since ...it is not so much a thing learned...as a thing remembered."

I've been ping-ponging the idea of a Frankenstein inspired Talon!Dick fic, but I need to read more Court of Owls things to feel confident in writing it. In any case, this scene would not quit, so I drew it instead ♡

#trying not to freak out about the proportions im so 🫠🫠🫠 #anyway the basic idea is dick dying either by surprise or via sacrifice In Bruce's arms and its Devastating (because i love him suffering) #he's a wreck for a few years before he goes up against the Court and their mysterious new assassin - spoiler alert: its Dick re-animated #who has a foggy memory of a lot of things but not enough #love the idea of him like ignoring his brainwashing slash mush brain and deciding to come back to the manor #and everyone jokes about him joining the dead robins club or whatever but no one thinks its actually funny #(because he looks w r o n g - is a little wrong. the pallor is too strong the eyes not blue anymore the skin too cold) #and maybe they fall into bed for the first time because there are too many all encompassing feelings - which is also agonizing #BECAUSE !!! how much time did they lose Before and it took actual death ??? for them to come together #AGONIZING.

[anotherpapercut]

I know several people who like LOVE seasons 5-7 (11th doctors run) and think the storylines and moffats writing are brilliant and I don't get it!!! what am I missing??? why does literally every single episode have the exact same stakes: Rory/Amy/the doctor is dead. forever. so dead. but wait!!! what if they aren't!!! why do so many of the explanations for why they're not actually dead feel so rushed like they were added at the last minute!! why does every single queer character act kind of weird and awkward about being queer!! why does the doctor casually say that women are inferior when no one's around!!! what the fuck!! hello!!!

#why is rory continuously proving himself as the Only Man To Ever Exist only for the characters/narrative to continuously imply hes lesser #amy tries to kiss the doctor?? at her wedding?????? #when amy is stuck for 36 years why is she like i forgot how much rory loved me?? GIRL HE WAITED 1000 YEARS FOR YOU???? WHAT???? #he is CONSTANTLY the butt of the joke despite being unequivocally without a doubt the best character from this era #what the fuck was up with river being their kid #THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY???? WHAT?? THAT SHIT WAS WEIRD RIGHT??? #does anyone else find it annoying that moffat changed the opening theme and the tardis and the sonic and the doctor ALLLL at once #and then retconned the entire storyline the early seasons are based off of?? #WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO GODDAMN ANNOYING?? LIKE SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING THAN THE OTHERS #and fucking sexist!!! so sexist!!! #anyone remember the characters who were like 'were the short fat and tall skinny gay men why do we need names' LIKE HUH??????? #gay people still have names steven 😭 #i feel like im going insane bc i have no one else to talk to abt it until my partner catches up #but you guys still think these seasons kinda suck right? like coming off of martha and DONNA and her AMAZING storyline #these just kinda pale in comparison right?????? #the last centurion is probably the last really good plot of that era imo. none of the other plots come close to having an ending that cool #like rivers story couldve been amazing and then it was just uh. kinda weird. a bit confusing IDK #i dont want to be a dick when talking to people and like shit on smth they love but i genuinely have a hard time #finding kind things to say abt a lot of this era #also and this might just be me but i do not like amy and clara v much 😭 theyre so fuckin mean and not even funny #why were martha donna and rose sooooo well written and they all have rich backstories. we know their fuckin families!! #literally its never even fully explained what the fuck happened to amys parents 😩😩 they just move on. the only friend of theirs #ever shown is fucking river??? as a kid?? #am i the only one who found all thay confusing

[bakubunny]

some of you genuinely have the best usernames that make me crack a grin when i see them in my notifs.

imagine instead of renaming my blog 'bakubunny' i chose 'bkgsbreederballs' or 'aizawascumdump'.

like there's some real creativity and courage out there bc i don't think my blog would still exist.

#shoutout to nanamisbigassshlong #you're the reason this post was written #your handle makes me smile a lot bc deep down inside i'm still immature and think dick jokes are just a liiittle funny

[hella1975]

your sokka is SO sokka and i say this as someone who holds him so dear ur writing of him is amazing. tbh im sooo fussy with his portrayal but its pretty nailed. like so many fics (esp zukka and zuko centric and ESPECIALLY ones where hakoda like adopts zuko) he's constantly pushed to the side in favour of zukos issues and zukos problems when in reality sokka is very hurt himself and has suffered a lot. man i GET taob sokka i really do bc people seem to think he was a lil mean but nobody seems to realise when you're in sokkas position it would've read like everyone was against you. all the swt men, including his dad who snapped at him, and even katara and aang and suki tell him to give zuko a chance and the fact that they were trusting someone who had hurt all of them so much- because yes WE know zuko wouldn't have killed them, but the gaang didn't. not when they were being chased and terrorised, and when sokka had his trust betrayed in the prison, he had absolutely every right to hate zuko, esp when it felt like everyone who he thought would understand his feelings, including his own dad who had been hiding his relationship with zuko from him, seems against him. his conversation with hakoda was probably my favourite scene in taob just bc he was allowed to feel like that without being treated by the narrative as someone just being mean to poor little zuko. he gets to be a sourpuss and angry and jealous at zuko for feeling like hed been replaced by his own dad. all of the water tribe men get this treatment like they're not written as bad people for being wary or disliking zuko initially (even chena despite being enemy no.1 at the start). his convo with hakoda was so important bc it stressed the detail that yes zuko has suffered and deserves to be cared for but SOKKA is his son, his actual child who is so hard on himself for things out of his control and who has hurt so much and deserves just as much as zuko does. sokka is just a baby my boy. he's not the main character but he's just as complex and intricate as zuko, not just in taob but also for the times we have seen him in tams there's been keen detail to his emotion and how he's feeling pointed out

me rn

#BESTIEEEEEEEEE YOU GET IT <333 #like ik the atla fandom including unfortunately some taob locals are generally AWFUL with sokka when zuko is involved #but it really was only a handful of taob readers esp in the grand scheme and i do want to clarify that #but now we're on the same page. OH MY GOD WHEN I SAY I WANTED TO PHYSICALLY FIGHT SOME PEOPLE #JUST THE SHAMELESS FAVOURITISM??? THE EXPECTATION THAT I TREAT A CHARACTER AS SOMETHING NOT-HUMAN BC THEY HAPPEN TO BE MEAN TO THEIR FAVE?? #like idc if zuko means a lot to you!! idc if it's sad seeing people be mean to him bc you relate to him so much!! #id be a terrible writer if i treated the other characters as planets in zuko's orbit. THEY dont know they're in his story #and sokka is a fucking sixteen year old. like come on i get mad when people do the same with chena being a dick to zuko #but at least he's a grown man. sokka is a TEENAGER. even if he was being irrational that would be completely fair #bc teenagers ARE FAMOUSLOY IRRATIONAL!?!?!?! GO OUTSIDE??!?!?!!? #anyway. im so normal about this topic and hold noooo grudges not any haha #remembering when someone commeted saying me personally as a real life person i was insidious and evil for insinuating #that adopted children arent worth as much as biological children and i should NEVER adopt bc im clearly the Worst #when that is not only an insane thing to say to a stranger on the internet but also. not what happened #hakoda never adopted zuko. that's a joke made in fandom. jokes are when people say untrue things for comedic affect #adoption is an actual official process of willingly and actively bringing a child into your family #NOT taking some teenage symbol of your culture's oppression as a prisoner and unwillingly growing attached #and now he's someone you're fond of and feel protective over as is natural of an adult towards a hurting child #but your actual son feels replaced and it's especially cutting bc of aforementioned symbol of your culture's oppression #and also this specific kid was a dick to him. like as a pretty notable part of his character he was a dick to him #so you reassure him bc that is your actual real life son. yeah? #are we on the same page? are we good? please i dont know how much more i can take- #taob asks #ask

[miscellaneousqueer]

you will get through this dan dick joke

#a quick doodle in honor of the wad premiere #I’m hoping to watch it tomorrow #but I expect a lot of dick jokes in advance #dan and phil #digital art #rey.draws #wad #daniel howell #amazingphil

[linddzz]

Hector's first real on-page dialogue is calling Paris a useless pretty boy piece of shit slut and I love him immediately

#iliad blogging #I'm having like. the equivalent of when you first realized Shakespeare has a lot of dick jokes #me: paris you dumbass pretty boy shit #hector: PARIS YOU DUMBASS PRETTY BOY SHIT #hector: I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE PARIS #iliad #the iliad #tagamemnon