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filmbyjy · 1 year
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THE MAFIA (on hold)
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SUMMARY: 7 mafia bosses that came together to build various different hotels and boost economy. they all had one mission they wished to succeed in. join these boys in finding their target.
WARNINGS: there are warnings already added to each chapter. a friendly reminder that events in this series do not portray enhypen in real life. this is simply a fanfiction
NOTE: ahhhh we are finally here. so excited to show you guys this series. though heeseung’s was uploaded before my account was accidentally deleted😓 but idk if anyone really remembers it since it’s been soooo long. i’m still not done writing the next member😭😭 OH! forgot but I described enhypen as their blessed-cursed look and not the their scylla look in dimension:dilemma
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YANG JUNGWON
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mafia leader/enemy! fem reader x mafia leader! jungwon
jungwon was the one who started this whole operation/group but he wasn't the 'leader'
he has had enough of all the horrible people. reason? his family.
he wishes to take revenge in their place
jungwon and jake work hand in hand to track down the person they were looking for.
but then they stumbled against your profile…another mafia team? and they were being led by a girl?
ah right, you and jungwon go way back and have been fighting since. one wrong move and now you were locked in their basement, forced to spit out info you knew
spending time with him resulted in finding out you two were after the same person and as such you and enhypen gang decided to collaborate
LEE HEESEUNG
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innocent maid! reader x mafia! Heeseung
you were working at the hotel as a maid/cleaning lady
this hotel was also owned by the enhypen gang
what you didn’t know was this hotel held secrets and these secrets included…a illegal bidding and a casino underground.
stepping into the wrong area has somehow caused you to become a bidding possession which isn’t normal because who buys a person through bidding!
heeseung decides to ‘buy’ you and now you have to repay him by being his…wife?
follows some sort like the main character’s story from love 365 (a game) - mobster story. main character’s name is eisuke for those who have played the game
PARK JONGSEONG
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mafia daughter! reader x mafia! jay
notorious for his charming looks and smooth talking
you’d obviously be intrigued by him
you weren’t someone innocent as well when you’ve got an equally staining record written on your profile but jay found you attractive either ways.
yes, you did capture the jay park’s attention which was surprising for the other boys, jay does not fall for any simple girl
maybe it was your alluring aura
SIM JAEYUN
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best friend! fem reader x tech nerd mafia! Jake
he was a little nerdy
wears glasses but his aura was…interesting
pretty interesting on how you met, you were his best friend
you helped the boys on missions and hang out with them
jake has always thought you were badass and as such has hid his feelings from you thinking he was too nerdy for your standard
but little did he know, you were infatuated by him
PARK SUNGHOON
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stranger! fem reader x mafia! sunghoon
though sunghoon wasn’t the leader of enhypen, he still was the one to make quick plans and decisions
he handles most of enhypen’s operations and attacks, he even has back up plans if it gets too…bloody
however, you were in a situation when it was you, an innocent bystander, who was kidnapped for your parent’s actions
should he really torture you if you weren’t the cause of the problem?
KIM SUNOO
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innocent! fem reader x mafia! sunoo
honestly, when enhypen was formed there wasn’t much
sunoo did not have a specific job, he helped with jay and signing agreements with other mobsters, he helped jake with a little tech stuff, he helped jungwon with the data collecting and helped sunghoon and ni-ki on their small missions
but when enhypen started growing bigger in terms of rankings and business wise, he was assigned with a pretty important task
he handled the money, this money is used for their daily use and anything that was bought or sold would directly go to sunoo. he was the banker of enhypen, keeping track of the ins and outs of their money
you were a poor innocent girl who was kicked out of your house by your step-parents, without any food or money you roamed the streets and sleeping on side walks
sunoo finds you in a pretty bad condition and as such, brought you back to their home
eventually, you became part of their group and were now seeking revenge on your evil step-parents.
NISHIMURA RIKI
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classmate! fem reader x mafia! ni-ki
one would think ni-ki is too young to join the mafia but he had a reason for doing so
he was trained to do so and he took after his family who were all in shady business
actually the nishimura family and park (jay’s family) fund everything, that was how enhypen got their men
ni-ki was obviously still schooling and as such, he was forced to go to school in the morning and at night would do missions
you were ni-ki’s classmate who accidentally found out he was involved in the mafia and since you’ve interacted with ni-ki a few times…the other mobsters seem to have think you and ni-ki were dating
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haihaihaitani · 4 days
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365 Days of Certified Cuteness ~ *Chifuyu Matsuno*
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Summary: You have no idea what to get Chifuyu for his birthday. Luckily Pete J has you covered.
Pairing: Chifuyu Matsuno X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluffy Drabble
Word Count: 760
Warning: Mentions lingerie
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Chifuyu’s birthday was coming and for the longest time, you had no idea what to get him. He always claimed he didn’t need anything, that being yours and spending time with you was a gift enough. However, your love language is gift giving and you were determined to find the perfect present for your hard-to-shop-for boyfriend. You just needed to trust your skills, which was easier said than done.
That’s when it struck you; literally.
Chifuyu was out with the rest of the gang and you offered to cat-sit for him. It wasn’t a problem, as Peke J loved you almost as much as he loved Chifuyu. As you were playing with the adorable kitty, he struck the most adorable pose you have ever seen in your entire life. You were reaching for your phone to take a picture to send to your boyfriend when you paused. What better present could you give him for his birthday than three hundred and sixty five days of guaranteed adorable photos of his beloved Peke J? It was an absolutely genius plan!
As soon as it entered your head, you got to work.
First, you went through your camera roll of old photos of Peke J to use for special events and the occasional Throwback Thursday. When that was done and you had a good start on the collection of photos, you scooped up the sweet cat and started taking staged pictures of him that looked like candid shots. Chifuyu would never know that these pictures were pre-planned in the first place.
At first, Peke J was a willing participant. He flashed the cutest eye and always angled his head just right to get the best shot. But after the first thirty or so pictures you decided to keep, he started to get grumpy. You couldn’t blame him, so you called it a night and fed him lots of yummy treats to quell his temper. He warmed up to that idea and took full advantage of your generosity until Chifuyu returned from his night out. He was none the wiser about your present idea and thanked you for cat-sitting.
In the week leading up to his birthday and subsequent party, you could tell he was getting suspicious of you. He was especially suspicious when you asked to borrow his cat on more than one occasion. You knew it sounded weird when you asked to spend time with Peke J instead of him. When you weren’t taking photos of the rambunctious cat, you were editing all of the photos together in a half-calendar, half-photobook. Everything had to be perfect, from the pictures, to the colors, to the layout of each page. You were not going to mess this up!
Finally, after eight days of preparations, and just three hours before Chifuyu’s party, you were putting the final touches on the wrapping that would hold your present. The package was immaculately wrapped and you used a fluffy bow to tie it all together.
With pride filling your chest, you made your way to Chifuyu’s apartment. His birthday party was a simple, intimate affair. You expected nothing less, as he was never one for big flashy parties. Upon your arrival, you were pulled into the fray. You mingled and joked with the rest of his gang of friends, and even gave Peke J some scratches for good luck.
As he opens his presents, you insist he wait until everyone leaves to open yours. Of course, this opens the door to the idea you bought skimpy lingerie just for him. You neither confirm, nor deny it, which makes Chifuyu blush like crazy.
When the party begins to wind down and everyone leaves, you take the last bottle of wine that’s half-finished and pick up your present. Taking a deep breath to calm your nerves, you sit next to Chifuyu on his couch.
“This is for you.”
He looks at it for a split-second before glancing back at you. “It’s not really lingerie is it?”
You roll your eyes. “No. It’s not. The boys were benign stupid. Just open it already!”
When he did, his jaw dropped to the floor. On the cover was his favorite photo of the three of you. “Is this…?”
You nod and scoot closer. “It’s both a calendar and a photo album. Each picture has a little description too. I made it all by myself. I hope you like it.”
“Like it?” Gently setting the book to the side, he pulled you into a tight embrace. “I don’t know how I can ever thank you.”
“Just being yours is enough.” You toss one of his usual lines back at him.
He laughs and the two of you spend the next couple hours drinking and flipping through the photos. He compliments Peke J on his fine modeling skills and you swear you saw the cat puff up with pride at his words.
Then Chifuyu grabs a pen and marks the date in between your birthdays and you frown.
“What’s that for?”
“You’ll just have to wait and see.” He winks.
When that day came, he paid you back for the book tenfold, in the form of a luxury vacation and a little velvet box. Of course you said yes.
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minniesmelody · 2 years
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My Gareth Emerson Head Canons #2
𝘼/𝙉 : pls I’m trying so hard to pump as much content as I can rn, finally did part 2 of my Gareth head canons, again I’ll say it again, these are MY Gareth head canons so we might not all agree on the same things and that’s okay so pls don’t get mad at whatever is written below, pls and thank, enjoy ✌︎︎
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♥︎definitely that type of boyfriend who slips little notes into your locker
♥︎my boy loves Scooby doo, shaggy being his favorite
♥︎Would talk shit about the band ‘tears for fears’ but listen to them and jam out to it when he is alone
♥︎favorite video game is Super Mario bros.
♥︎plays dolls and dress up with his little sister
♥︎he makes me think of that kind of guy who would sneak into his mom’s closet and try on her heels just to see what it feels like to be a woman
♥︎favorite veggie is carrots, I can see him having carrots and ranch as a snack
♥︎speaking of snacks, his favorite snack is tied between chips and apple slices with peanut butter
♥︎I could see him having a Goonies obsession, definitely has a poster in his room
♥︎hates mushrooms, probably one of those people who says “it tastes like dirt”
♥︎Type of boyfriend who wants to bake with you all the time, he is an excellent cook and I can see him just wanting to spend a cozy winter’s night with you making sugar cookies shaped with Christmas tree’s and snowmen
♥︎definitely doesn’t know how to swim
♥︎gives massages at random times
♥︎definitely dreams about saving up a lot money one day so he can take you to Disneyland
♥︎also dreams about having a family with you one day, happily married and healthy kids.
♥︎basically baby fever almost 365 days of the year but understands you both are way too young and it’s way too soon, especially if he wants to live out his dream and become big with the band.
♥︎puts chips in his sandwiches
♥︎doesn’t have any piercings, sorry y’all I just don’t imagine him getting any, maybe a lip piercing at most but I still don’t see that
♥︎has a collection of broken drumsticks
♥︎anger issues but tries his hardest to never lash it out on you
♥︎definitely has a random fake cactus sitting in a corner of his room
♥︎stargazing dates are a must!!
♥︎originally wasn’t one to wear rings until he understood why Eddie did, started wearing them a lot after that, especially for you
♥︎I think we all know this but Jeff is his best friend, been besties since middle school
♥︎does not know how to use chopsticks
♥︎wears rubber bands and sometimes boondoggle bracelets
♥︎accidentally hogs the blanket when you both are sleeping in the same bed together
♥︎his worst fear is tied between cockroaches, the ocean, and loss of someone he loves aka you
♥︎BONUS: Modern! Gareth would have a twitch, either playing video games or play drums and do requests for bits, or a mix of both.
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venusgroove · 2 years
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jupiter in houses as songs
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jupiter in 1h
4minute - hot issue
“from the head to the toe hot issue, oh!
everything i do, hot issue!”
jupiter in 2h
jay-z - the story of o.j.
“financial freedom my only hope
fuck livin' rich and dyin' broke
i bought some artwork for one million
two years later, that shit worth two million
few years later, that shit worth eight million
i can't wait to give this shit to my children”
jupiter in 3h
yuko ando - shogeki
“the guiding voice is heard from nowhere
in the wandering ocean, this is the story that you began”
jupiter in 4h
dominic fike - westcoast collective
“we used to live out west in a collective
everybody got arrested 'cause nobody wanted sleep
i used to dish out verses on purpose
and if you wanted to purchase one you weren't as good as me
i don't know if that time is comin' to an end
i hope the band gets back together when it's over”
jupiter in 5h
nicki minaj - va va voom
“just met a boy, just met a boy when
he could come inside of my play pen
'cause he look like a superstar in the makin'
so, i think that i’m going in for the takin'
hear through the grapevine that he cakin'
we could shoot a movie, he could the tapin'
boom, boom, pow, this thing be shakin'
i ain't even tryin' to find out who he datin'”
jupiter in 6h
tlc - waterfalls
“don't go chasing waterfalls
please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
i know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
but i think you're moving too fast”
jupiter in 7h
beyoncé - cuff it
“i feel like fallin' in love
i'm in the mood to fuck something up
i need some drink in my cup
i'm in the mood to fuck something up”
jupiter in 8h
kanye west - all of the lights
“cop lights, flash lights, spot lights
strobe lights, street lights (all of the lights, all of the lights)
fast life, drug life
thug life, rock life
every night (all of the lights)”
jupiter in 9h
the pharcyde - drop
“rock-a-bye baby
listen to your heartbeat pumping to a fine
ravine of all things, it's the vain of a shrine
all missions impossible are possible, 'cause i’m headed for a new sector 365
days from now, i’ll wipe the sweat from my eye
and each and every truth will stick or fall from the skies”
jupiter in 10h
jay-z & kanye west - no church in the wild
“human beings in a mob
what's a mob to a king?
what's a king to a god?
what's a god to a non-believer
who don't believe in anything?”
jupiter in 11h
the neighbourhood - lost in translation
“i’ve been getting lost in translation
trouble keeping up communication
we were having fun, now i can't wait to be done
it feels like I'm the only one that's sick of playing”
jupiter in 12h
21 savage - a lot
“how much money you got? (a lot)
how many problems you got? (a lot)
how many people done doubted you? (a lot)
left you out to rot? (a lot)
how many pray that you flop? (a lot)
how many lawyers you got? (a lot)
how many times you got shot? (a lot)”
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vampyrhotline · 16 days
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INTRODUCTION / PINNED POST
” hey-hey, hey emo boy (s) ! ” ( ´ཀ` )♡
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♱.˳⁺⁎˚ brring, brring ! ˚⁎⁺˳ .♱
EZRA'S PIECES AND BITS.
he / it / ezra / vamp / fang prns
vampyre with a bit of spice. (he's a weird ass faggot.) wannabe scenemo kid who's a little bit rad and a little bit queer, goated with the transid sauce !
TODDY'S GRUESOME VOICEMAIL.
he / it / zomb prns
zombie who could give less of a shit. tord halftroject who's been zombified and twinkified !
EDWIN'S UNWILLING CONTRIBUTION.
he / they prns
alter who alternates from being a persecutor and a protector, 24/7 365. tall monster who will bite you love-hatingly, and generally just jumps into fights.
☥🦇 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪ collective ids . . .
tr4nsmasculine, tr4nsspecies, tr4nsr4ce, tr4nsl4ngu4ge, tr4ns4ge, tr4nsh4rmed, tr4nsh4rmful, p4r4phili4c, ect., ect., you get the gist surely ... (〃´`〃 ⁠)
( 4 = a , censored just in case.)
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DNI / BYF
* antis , shittalkers , or people generally coming to be disrespectful asf can LEAAAAVE !!!
* it's likely that I'll reblog or possibly talk about suggestive content, so if u also don't like that then shoo !!!
* dni will go both ways, if i/we notice u have something in ur dni that applies to me/us, we'll quickly undo anything interaction related.
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this blog is shared by multiple alters in a system to keep all of our side-blogs organized, so here are basic sign offs ! ⇙
🦇 : sign off used for EZRA
🪦 : sign off used for TODDY
💥: sign off used for EDWIN
general tags will start off with " ⁶𖤐⁶ . " for fun, though. ( ex: #⁶𖤐⁶ . reblogs )
♱.˳⁺⁎˚ thanks for calling ! ˚⁎⁺˳ .♱
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marichromatic · 5 months
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I've finally finished the 2012 Greatest Albums Challenge!
It was a very fun experience and now I can finally make a post with some fun facts:
There are 331 albums shared between both lists, leaving 169 different albums.
Of all these shared albums, there are only two albums that share the same place: Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys at number 2 and Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses at number 62.
From all the albums in the first list, I had only heard to an appaling 24 albums before starting this challenge.
After listenting to so much music, my favorite albums (as in, albums I will definitely listen to again) from this first list are (in numerical order):
42. The Doors (1967) by The Doors
69. Led Zeppelin IV (1971) by Led Zeppelin
103. Giant Steps (1959) by John Coltrane
106. Rocket To Russia (1977) by Ramones
117. Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs (1970) by Derek And The Dominos
125. Pearl (1971) by Janis Joplin
162. OK Computer (1997) by Radiohead
201. The Downward Spiral (1994) by Nine Inch Nails
209. Ten (1991) by Pearl Jam
338. Cheap Thrills (1968) by Big Brother And The Holding Company
339. The Heart Of Saturday Night (1974) by Tom Waits
341. Play (1999) by Moby
342. Violator (1990) by Depeche Mode
365. Rage Against The Machine (1992) by Rage Against The Machine
371. Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not (2006) by Arctic Monkeys
377. The Ultimate Collection (1948 - 1990) (1991) by John Lee Hooker
390. Elephant (2003) by The White Stripes
401. Californication (1999) by Red Hot Chili Peppers
447. Getz/Gilberto (1964) by Stan Getz And Joao Gilberto Featuring Antonio Carlos Jobim
449. Third/Sister Lovers (1978) by Big Star
451. Back To Black (2006) by Amy Winehouse
499. Live In Cook County Jail (1971) by B.B. King
I can't wait to start with the 2020 list, I won't listen to the repeated albums so I have a considerably smaller amount of albums to listen to, which in a way is quite a relief lol
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mywifeleftme · 9 months
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109: The Soft Boys // Underwater Moonlight
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Underwater Moonlight The Soft Boys 1980, Armageddon
Robyn Hitchcock’s whole face/skull situation is a phrenologist’s dream, the kind of knobby high-concentrate Englishness fantasy artists love to draw as goblins or animate oak trees. It’s probably only within the particular resonating chambers of that dome that Hitchcock’s brand of pervert psychedelia could’ve formed: a stream of withering invective as clever as that of Elvis Costello but filtered through Jabberwockian riddle-speak. The key is that Hitchcock delivers his peculiar barbs (e.g. “In the physical kingdom of time / I guess that your dish is full of slime”) with such savage amusement you feel you should know what he means, and eventually you find that you sort of do. It helps also that he was as gifted a melodist as any the punk generation produced, and that Underwater Moonlight bears his most generous collection of hooks.
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Hitchcock: Phrenology of a pop genius.
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Some of Hitchcock's notable film work.
The Soft Boys might’ve found Cheap Trick- (or at least Raspberries-) sized success with sparkly gems like “Tonight” and “I Wanna Destroy You” if Hitchcock had the capacity to play things straight lyrically. But that’d be like imagining In the Aeroplane Over the Sea without all the jizz and Anne Frank: missing the point completely. It’s better by far to splash headlong into the alternative world where “The Queen of Eyes” topped the UK singles chart for 28 weeks and there are signs at Guitar Center warning you not to play the Arabian scale solo from “Underwater Moonlight.”
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Back in our reality, the Soft Boys would break up not long after issuing an incredible final single (“Only the Stones Remain”), and Hitchcock would embark on a consistently strange and prolific solo career, while guitarist Kimberley Rew wrote himself a pretty good pension with his next project, Katrina & the Waves (a better band than you probably remember!).
109/365
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fabiochampioraro · 1 year
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as 2022 is finally ending i want to thank all of you mutuals and not that shared happiness, pain, love, sadness, laughs and tears with me. You guys are the best friends i could’ve asked to meet!
To the juveblr @fedechiesa @vlahovic​ @forzadybala @lawsandother @awesomebitchyuniverse @galaxykhaleesi @garciapimienta @football-sucks @scharletred @capitano-ale @capitanogiorgio @paulodybalaworldchampion​ @littlevals13 @donbianconero @fentybucky​ @ruben-dias​ @petitprince16​ @bestemmiedigigi​ thanks for loving the idiots just as much as i do, it has been a difficult year but we managed to be a little family. To more success in 2023!
@daria-trubnikova @bessonova @uncreativepastasauce @tutyayilmazz @deathtest @jennibeultimate @halkinasclubs @apirilinn @afanasyevas @urara-ashikawa @www98vikitoo​ @bestonova-rg​ thanks for your kindness and passion even in this strange year with not only a new cop but also with new and exciting gymnasts and (without russia and belarus) podiums, i appreciate how objective but supportive of our girls we are. Can’t wait to see what next year has in store.
@celestinovietti @motopg @danipedrosa @fabioquartararhoe @colton-herta @youngestworldchampion @cheekyoreo @waru-chan8 @eneabastianini23 @juri-andthemoon @nyehhh-h @yosoytess​ @fabioquartarar0 @russquez @lastonthebrakes @mcrmarvelloki @herotovillain @febookworm @du-bist-jetzt-mein @thedutchgirl46 @ferrarigays @slaysicle​ @albertarenas​ @wdcmaxy @spin-in-the-hairpin @motogeepee @espargabruh it was a wild ride of a season, we may have different faves but we never lost respect for those boys riding fast bikes that could kill them with our collective braincell. Hoping to see Fabio on the top of the podium many times in 2023.
@oscar-piastri @youmustlovehim @lxndonorris @goalkepa @chanoeys @julielilac @sharlsleclerc @hopeful-green @jordanas-diary @isthisatlantis @berlinbabylon @to-dare-is-to-do you’re not in a specific category but any of you made my days with your messages, posts, friendship. Thank so much to you all!
To anyone i might have forgotten, it wasn’t my intention and i’m sorry. If we talked/interacted in the past 365 days please know that i love and appreciate you so much! Happy new year guys, i hope 2022 will be kind with y’all and give you the happiness you all deserve my friends! 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Party in Jinlintai!!! Part 1.
Emperor of peacock spirits, and the peacock spirit Dianxia enters!!!
Xue yang: oh no not another diva.
Su she: there's no such thing as a diva diet.
Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege once made a diva diet. It composes of salads, fruits that were only grown in his imperial orchid. Green tea and lemon water.
Vegan fish.
Yao: I did it once, and it did wonders for my skin. Zish is such a genius. If he wasn't an emperor, he would be a dietician or a beauty influencer.
Mo xuanyu: I would too, Yao gege.
Yao: of course!!
Xue yang: you two would be beauty blenders.
Su she: you're always flawless!
Xue yang: this Xuan Huangdi is such a diva.
Zixuan: *enters with Jinling*
Yao: Zishie! A-ling!
Zixuan: *hugs* foxy!
How are you?!
Yao: ah contented for the while.
Zixuan: aww.
Let me serve you some tea, foxy.
Yao: mn.
Jinling: xiao shushu, your place is so nice! Better than Jinlintai by far.
Yao: *pinches cheeks* aw thank you, A-Ling.
A-Ling. I bought some beautiful gifts for you, since I knew that you were coming. *claps twice*
Attendants: *holding gifts* Rulan Dianxia, we'll put it in your caravan for you.
Yao: heyy. Call him Ling Dianxia. He doesn't like the name Rulan.
Yes Huangdi.
Jinling: I love your gifts, Xiao shushu! Thank you very much!
Huaisang: *sweeping* this San ge keep pampering everyone. Hmpf!
Jinling: wow! Xiao shushu! Is that a crossbow?!!
Yao: triple crossbow.
Jinling: you're the best!!
And what's in this pouch?
Yao: just a small allowance of $250,000
Jinling: awww.
Zixuan: how amazing.
See, your Xiao shushu loves you a lot.
Yao: mhm.
Mo xuanyu: A-Ling. I got you some new clothes!
Jinling: aw thank you so much, xiao ershu.
Mo xuanyu: no problem darling.
Zixuan: Yaoyao, anything new?
Yao: a collection of Jade ornaments! See
Zixuan: aww, they're beautiful.
You're the cutest thing, Yaoyao. *grabs hands affectionately*
Huaisang: the most annoying thing too.
Zixuan: would you mind. I'm talking to foxy.
Huaisang: *glaring*
Zixuan: can you sweep somewhere else?
Huaisang: *sighs* yes Huangdi.
Jinling: how is Nie qianbe working for you now?
Yao: sometimes I really don't know, lol.
But he gets the job done, sometimes.
Zixuan: he looks lovely like this.
Xue yang: *plucks some of Zixuan's peacock feathers*
Zixuan: ouch! Xue yang!
Yao: Chengmei.
Mo xuanyu: *gasps*
Xue yang: *plucks*
Su she: oh no.
Zixuan: my feathers are off limits!
Yao: behave Chengmei. You'll hurt him.
Xue yang: Jiggy I was bored. And I wanted to get some work for Huaisang
Su she: team dimple supervises huaisang, so that he doesn't stress out Huangdi.
Zixuan: awww.
Huaisang: when do I stress out San ge?!!
Zixuan and Yao: you always do.
Su she: 24/7
Mo xuanyu: 365.
Zixuan: Huaisang, there's a divine peacock feather mess on the floor.
Huaisang: divine?
Zixuan: because I'm Huangdi.
Use a golden platter and rest it over there. It's not any other peacock feather.
Huaisang: why should I do that?! Can't you see I'm sweeping.
Zixuan: I can arrest you.
Huaisang: right away huangdi.
Zixuan: handle them with care.
Rusong: *entering* Ling gege!
Jinling: Rusong! *highfives*
Rusong: where have you been, gege.
Jinling: night hunting, and then I'm in Yunmeng with Jiujiu.
Rusong: ohh. Here I have been busy being Dianxia.
Jinling: so you juggle it like me?
Rusong: yup, cultivation and being the hulijing Dianxia.
Yao: how cute.
Zixuan: they get along so well.
Yao: yess! and they're the most handsome Dianxias in the Jianghu. Why don't they go on a vacation.
Rusong: sounds great, A-Die!
Jinling: I was thinking of having a party in Jinlintai.
Rusong: yas we should!!
Jinling: I'll tell Sizhui and Ouyang Zizhen about it.
Rusong: ok. Then what about Jingyi.
Jinling: this annoying boy. Anyways I'll invite him.
A-Die, is Jinlintai under good maintenance?
Zixuan: always darling.
Jinling: would gramps scare my friends?
Zixuan: no. Well I hope not.
Yao: if he does anything to my A-Song and A-ling, I'll slice him with my guqin strings, as if he's soft cheese.
*smile* just saying.
Rusong: we're invincible.
Jinling: lol yes we are.
Zixuan: carry your personal bodyguards.
Jinling: A-Dieeeee, I don't need them. And fairy is there to protect me!
Zixuan: *cups face* A-ling. You're my little Dianxia. You must be safe.
Jinling: ok A-Die.
Yao: *strokes head* my Song'er. You have Rong, or team dimple. Which one?
Rusong: I'll go with Rong. Sorry, team dimple might get drunk and tell everyone about the time they snatched you away from Shizun.
Yao: *laughing*
*glares at team dimple*
A-Yu, A-yang, A-Shan.
Trio: Jiggy?
Xue yang: it's called the art of simping. Ouyang Zizhen will get it.
Mo xuanyu and Su she: we're sorry. And yes, we're disappointed in ourselves for being better than Lan lips.
Yao: oh my.
Rusong: they get more random, Ling gege.
Jinling: lol.
Rusong: now, shall we get going?
Jinling: yea. Bye xiao shushu and A-Die!
Rusong: bye team D. I love you a lot!
And bye A-Die, you know I love you too!
Yao: aww. *kisses* I love you too.
~~
Lanling 📍.
Jinling: does he still hate you? I heard that he worked at your place.
Rusong: yup. But A-Die will deal with guangshan if he does anything.
Jinling: and I'll protect you too, Song'er!
Rusong: thank you.
But Ling gege, where does he sleep? I don't really know though.
Jinling: in the basement. But then he would sleep with Nainai only if she's in a good mood, which is a 50% chance.
At least A-Die and xiao shushu run Jinlintai.
Rusong: *laughing*
Jinlintai ~~
Jin servants: *bowing and greeting* greetings Wangzis.
The Huangdis told us that you're coming. So we prepared your rooms.
Jinling: thanks. We're having a party with a few friends so.
Right Dianxia.
Rusong: So great that you got the message from the two Huangdis. And nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too hulijing Dianxia.
Jgs: *peeps out* what is A-Ling and that unruly hulijing doing here!
Jgs: *faking* heyyy guys. So nice to meet you. Song'er!!!!
Rong: keep your distance away from Dianxia.
Jgs: but I didn't do anything!
Rusong: hey guangshan.
Jgs: A-ling, you came to have a party here with your friends. That's nice. This place is yours! I say we throw out the greedy hulijing and take charge.
Jinling: *grabs Rusong's arm* there's no way I'm getting rid of Song'er! You old man!
Jgs: why do you like him so much!
Jinling: because he's my cousin, gramps!
Jgs: I see, a new generation of Zixuan and Zixun.
Or even worst, those two emperors. *shivers in disgust*
Jinling: and don't come near my friends.
Jgs: *rolls eyes and walks away*
~~
*suddenly someone playfully attacked Jinling from the back*
Jingyi: YOUNG MISTRESS JIN!!!!
Jinling: *startled* Jingyi, let go of me!!
Jingyi: but I want to hug you!!!
Jinling: you call this a hug? You're wrestling me!
Jingyi: why are you fussing?!! Be grateful, princess Jinnnnnn.
Jinling: don't call me that.
Ouyang Zizhen: yas!!! RD and LD in da house!!
(T/N: RD- Rusong Dianxia. LD- Ling Dianxia.)
Sizhui: Rusong! Long time no see. How are you?
Rusong: I'm doing good.
Sizhui: and how are your duties going?
Rusong: smoothly, for now. I really have a passion for looking after fellow hulijings.
Sizhui: that's so sweet.
Jingyi: Rusong, your cousin bit me.
Rusong: Ling gege. Hahaha, I'm so sorry Jingyi.
Jinling: no need to apologize to him. *pouts*
Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong, you're Wangzi, right. So did you get any mistresses yet?
Jinling: don't ask him that! Gross!
Rusong: no Zizhen, I don't have a girlfriend yet.
I want to focus on my career first.
Ouyang zizhen: what career?
Jingyi: You don't have to work a day in your life.
At least Jinling is sort of a cultivator.
Jinling: Rude!
And of course we have careers.
Song'er focuses more on being a Wangzi while I focus on cultivation.
Rusong: mhm.
See, we make a team in helping the Jianghu.
And hulijings have their own cultivation sect. The Hu sect.
Sizhui: awww.
Ouyang Zizhen: I hope you two find girlfriends soon.
Jingyi: do you even help the Jianghu, Jinling.
Jinling: shut up.
Jingyi: Jinling, I'm starving!!!
Jinling: help yourself Jingyi.
There's some food on the table.
Jingyi: buffet style, I like! You do care about me!
Jinling: *rolls eyes*
Ouyang Zizhen: look, RD. You have dimples. Use that as a weapon to the ladies
Jinling: leave him alone.
Rusong: *laughing* I hear you.
Ouyang Zizhen: and you're already a prince. Who doesn't want to marry a prince.
Jinling. What did your Xiao shushu do with his dimples? The guy has the strongest cultivators dropping to their knees and asking to be stepped on.
Jinling: ugh, you have a point. Everyone is head over heels for xiao shushu. *rolls eyes*
Jingyi: *eating* would you like me (platonically) if I had dimples, Jinling????
Jinling: I'll punch them every time I see them.
Jingyi: lol.
Sizhui: Jinling, you shouldn't beat him up. Dimples or not.
Jinling: but he's annoying.
Rusong: *having some noodles and strips of meat.*
Rong: do you need anything, Dianxia?
Rusong: no, I'm fine for now. Thanks.
Ouyang Zizhen: man, I want an attendant too.
What do you think?!
Sizhui: I could never. I'll he too flustered.
Jinling: they're alright. No big deal, cuz I grew up with them.
Jingyi: can my attendant cook? That's all he need to do.
Jinling: that's a personal chef, Jingyi!
Jingyi: ohhhhhh. Yea, I need a personal chef.
Rusong: do you want to borrow one of mine?
Jingyi: omg yes RD! You're the best!
~~~
Some minutes later.....
Everyone started drinking liquor and partying.
Ouyang Zizhen: what's the most scarring/weirdest thing you have ever seen! Go!
Rusong: Team dimple trying to seduce A-Die by dancing.
Jingyi: no way!!
Rusong: they were also wearing thin robes.
Ouyang Zizhen: omg. I saw a fierce corpse with an arm on top of his head.
But for some weird reason, he was in my bathroom.
Jinling: what????
Ouyang Zizhen: drunk and cultivator should be together.
Jinling: I once saw Jiujiu's hairy back.
When I was 4, I thought that he would have purple hair on his back, but it turned out to be fake.
Rusong: oh my!
Ouyang Zizhen: that's a wicked back.
Can we braid it?
Jinling: stop being gross.
Sizhui: you thought that it would be purple?!
Jingyi: ewww.
Jinling: I keep hearing him being called a purple grape. So I thought so.
Then one other scarring incident is when I walked in on A-Die and A-niang.
A-Die was on a golden table top with a peach in his mouth. And A-niang was blushing and walking towards him.
Rusong: I didn't know uncle Zish had it in him.
Jinling: does your A-Die do that?
Rusong: nah, he's too busy being simped on to do that. But he might do that for Shizun and uncle Jue.
Jingyi: Peacock got some rizz.
Ouyang Zizhen: Jinling, did you see them make out???
Sizhui: I saw Wangxian doing everyday on a roof. But don't worry, *sigh* it was a secluded place.
Jinling: they're mad. That's why Jiujiu hates them.
Jingyi: Hanguang Jun is the best. I want to do papapa on a roof some day.
Rusong: ahahaha.
Jinling: disgusting.
Rusong: oh so Hanguang Jun is your role model?
Jingyi: heck yea. Everything he does us immaculate. Down to his papapa. I can just imagine him grabbing Wei wuxian in a chokehold and feeding him d~~
Sizhui: *rams a piece of meat in Jingyi's mouth*
Ouyang Zizhen: oh not again.
Jingyi: *chewing* Sizhui!
Anyways it tastes good. Can I have some more.
Sizhui: keep the chicken thigh.
Jingyi: RD, is that wannabe Hanguang Jun still working for Lianfang zun?
Rusong: uncle Su? Yes. And he's not a wannabe Hanguang Jun. He has his own skills!
Jingyi: yea, what he learnt from Hanguang Jun.
Rusong: does Hanguang Jun know how to teleport?
Sizhui: whenever Wei qianbe calls him lol.
Rusong: uncle Su is the best, and i love him. Thank you very much.
Jingyi: lame!!!!
Hanguang Jun is IMMACULATE!
Rusong: not your Hanguang Jun almost  immaculately cutting off my A-Die's arm. 
How dare he.
Ouyang Zizhen: things are heating up!!!!
Jinling: Rusong does have  a sharp tongue. So don't mess with him.
Rusong: I didn't only get the dimples from A-Die.
Jingyi: *pouts*
Jinling: now behave, Jingyi. *rolls eyes*
Or you'll be banned from food.
Jingyi: but I'll die!!!
Sizhui: I try not to judge anyone, Rusong. Your uncle Su is awesome.
Ouyang: who are we talking about?
Sizhui: Su she.
Ouyang Zizhen: *confused* sorry, I'm not a Lan. So I don't know your Lan politics.
(Jingyi and Rusong are of course friends, but they just have different views)
Jingyi: well would you excuse me. I have to check up on my hotpot that I'm cooking in one of your indoor Jacuzzis.
Jinling: my WHAT?! Jingyi!
Rusong: why Jingyi? Why?
Jingyi: oh come on. What else should you use a jacuzzi for!
Jinling: this will be so hard to clean.
Rusong: we have guangshan, remember?
Jinling: oh right. 
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duckydae · 1 year
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exo-l tag challenge
so now that exo's coming back to properly celebrate their 10th anniversary, thought i'd send this around so we can have a wee giggle and reminisce
dunno if any of my moots are still active anymore so feel free to do this whether or not you follow me! also feel free to tag me, need some new exo-l blogs to follow as my dash is very exo-less
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when did you first learn of exo?
this is really cringy but i first saw exo in twenty-fourteen on a 'youtubers react to k-pop', they were reacting to "overdose" and i kid you not, i was so put off their styling i wanted nothing to do with it. i hated it (and i still bloody do)
and then, a little while later they put out a 'teens react to exo' and i hadn't connected they were the same group. anyways, i saw yixing with that blonde hair and my mind went "that one, i like that one"
so don't let anyone ever tell you a visual is a stupid position
(it was probably a lot to do with the fact the boy i really liked had the same hairstyle)
turns out, my friend at the time was vaguely into them (she was more into super junior & shinee) and we just clicked over that and the rest was history
who was / is your bias?
yixing was my first bias ever, and i vaguely remember bouncing around yixing + luhan but i think like a month in jongdae committed the cardinal sin of a bias wrecker and became the ult bias
don't ask me how, it might have been showtime? but yeah jongdae's been my ult since twenty-fifteen. oh god.
where you team exo-k / exo-m?
i was pretty openly exo-m, because yixing was my bias and would only exclusively listen to their versions of the b-sides, until "the war" and it's funny that jongdae became my bias because i really don't think it was his vocals that sold me on him because i was too busy thinking "i wish lay would get more lines"
now looking back, yeah jongdae (and yixing) were my bias individually but as a collective, i preferred exo-k (also, "candy" and "mirotic" were better than "sorry sorry" + "happiness")
favourite m/v?
"lotto". not my favourite song in the world but the aesthetics, the 'plot', jongdae in the white smashing up that table with a hammer? ugh, love it. jongdae and baekhyun's era.
i love a music video with a plot, i would love to see them do a "now" or "365 fresh" but i don't think my heart could take it lol
honourable mentions: monster & i love 'love shot' probably because its in the same vain as "lotto" if it were less plot, more vibes.
also chanyeol with no shirt and that black leather, ugh.
the music video isn't my favourite, but i love the 'alice in wonderland' aspect of "love me right"
favourite album?
i think it really depends on what day you ask me, also my favourite album isn't always the one i think its their best. i'm really enjoying the obsession album right now but the "love me right (exodus)" is exo's magnum opus and dare i say "lotto (ex'act)" is the best sequel since shrek two.
but i really didn't like "love shot (don't mess up my tempo)" and it killed me inside but i only liked two of the b-sides
top ten tracks?
exodus
heaven
thunder
my lady
forever
cosmic railway
white noise
hurt
christmas day
fall
favourite soloist / subunit?
unit is absolutely exo-cbx. their "hey mama" mini-album is a no-skip album, their second mini wasn't really for me but "vroom vroom" is amazing also jongdae's "watch out" is brill but i can't listen to it without remembering him decking it on stage
that said, i still mourn the concept of chenbaeksoo unit and i'm still really disappointed sment didn't milk the shit out of that trio like kry or tts before them
favourite performance?
it feels a bit cliche to say the "wolf (remix)", the olympics or "artificial love" so i think i'll have to go with twenty-fifteen's mama set it was fantastic, show stopping and a bit chaotic
but shout-out to baek's "monster" in tokyo dome. y'all baby exo-l missed out on the shitstorm that was tumblr / twitter.
also, not a 'favourite' but cbx in "run this" at the golden disk awards being visibly pissed-off and screaming into their mics because of the "lip-sync" rumor
your exo hot take?
not an unpopular "hot take" but i know folk get stick for it
i really dislike superm, like seriously. i really dislike sm's management of it. sm had a perfectly good group to go up against bts on a global stage and they screwed it up. they weren't rookies like most of nct, they weren't too "out there" like shinee and the less said about suju the better.
also, they're a 'global group' yet all their best songs are mostly korean.
but they squandered it, they prioritised the nct brand both with the group itself and superm and tacked exo + taemin into their daft group to make older fans give a shit and they took away exo's chance at their final ot8/9 comeback before enlistment.
also, whilst it was for the better, kris leaving exo really stilted their international growth as a unit and individuals, honestly just the china line generally as they are collectively a lot stronger in their english as opposed to the korean members
showtime, ladder or arcade?
overall, ladder but i love showtime, especially episode eleven. i think that's when i first thought "hey that really fucking loud guy is pretty cute"
collab you'd like to see (western + k-pop)?
in regards to sm, i would love to see taeyeon, wendy, kyungsoo and jongdae take a shot at either a jazz or r'n'b collab track.
k-pop generally, baekyeol + dreamcatcher
western, bruno mars & kyungsoo
what would you like for exo to do next?
sm please! give me an english version of their title! almost everyone else at sm has one! hell, there was literally an english version of "the eve"!
but also, royalty concept (they've bloody earned it and exo-l's can't keep suggesting it every comeback)
but personally, it'd love to see a twenties or thirties "great gatsby" concept
funniest exo moments(s)?
"say hey!" that entire performance is a disaster, baek getting interrupted, then spooked by a pyro and finally jongdae decking it in the dance break of "growl"
the water fight during exoluxion
jongdae's outbrust at sehun on knowing bros
exomentary's bowling episode (rip chanyeol)
sehun and the beluga whale
the exo-l screaming "yah baekhyun!"
jongdae scaring the shit out of doni on weekly idol (deserved)
everyone yelling that baekhyun picked 'i got a boy' and not ‘gee’ like a normal person (personally luhan made the best choice)
baek, tao and luhan's haunted house run
heechul's various impressions of kyungsoo on knowing bros
favourite line?
chingu, we never get to see them anymore but they (especially the beagles) were always tied to the hip, that said i've defo gone soft for the maknae line
who's the traitor? is there one?
kris it's absolutely jongdae. i know folk think it's baekhyun but or chanyeol but after "lotto", i feel like that rules out chanyeol and baekhyun after "monster".
jongdae seems to be doing the opposite to everyone in these music videos whilst still being 'apart of it'
like: the white shirt in "lotto", standing at the 'last supper', the cameras in obsession, the smashing of their earnings in "lotto" the 'no fucks given attitude' when the swat shows up, unlike the rest of the group
favourite pathcode?
baekhyun, its so pretty but i also love sehun's as a resident scot
favourite cursed moment(s)?
"my name is baekhyun, but you can call me bacon" stfu bake-hun
suho meeting jedward
chanyeol's nick mask
exo: next door (side note: why was exo-m + jongin just not in the show?)
baekhyun's 'best looking' ranking on weekly idol
"wolf" demo
who's "baby-girl" are you picking?
kyungsoo's in "call me baby" but shout-out to jongdae's underrated one in "juliet"
favourite exo collab?
i've got a few, probably "lil' something" with jongdae & heize or his collab with ailee
it kills me that taeyeon was unwell whilst singing with jongdae also, chanyeol's collab with far east movement
favourite cover?
vocal line + sehun's "why so serious"
exo & yuna kim's "happiness" (vocal line sound brill in this)
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zenaidamacrouras1 · 1 year
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The Boy with the Thorn in his Side - BetteNoire (WeAreWolves)
"Holy shit,” says Steve. “I’ve been knocked out twice by the same guy.” Language: English Words: 21,980 Chapters: 4/4 Collections: 4 Comments: 365 Kudos: 2216 Bookmarks: 641 Hits: 18382
Here is another classic that I feel like everyone ever should have read but somehow it's under 20k hits and possibly at least 5k of those are me? (Sometimes I exaggerate)
This is a sexy slow burn, a super competent Bucky (oooh did you say competent? Fans self) and also an intergalactic space mystery and very lonely people finding community.
It has a lot of boxing but really it's about more than boxing y'all. It's just lovely.
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babes you're so right: sunghoon IS a kdrama moment, complete with the ending credits song~ he's so dreamy~ not me squealing and kicking my feet over him i have to remain loyal to heeseung for now c: he and san do look like they'd give good hugs. i did see you fangirling san's shoulders 😏 pls tell me more about san hehe
pls pls pls get back into hsr!!! it's so much fun, and unlike genshin where i'm tapping away on dialogue, i'm actually paying attention. i don't want to spoil anything in the game but in penacony there was a part of the story that touched me so emotionally deep i had to stare at the ceiling for the rest of the night thinking about life. like hey hoyo i play this game to escape not contemplate the meaning of life?????? if i wanted that i'd pick up frieren again ;-; 10/10 pls get back into it
also!!!! because okay listen!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 so there's a 4-star destruction character that came with black swan's banner named misha!! babes!!! that's my SON! are you kidding me!!! he's a nervous wreck who doesn't want to be late!!!!! he's loosely associated with the main story!!!! and he has a pocket watch!!!! like!!!!!!!! that's my BOY! MY CHILD i love using him on comps (also bc i needed another solo ice dps instead of jingliu) and his ult!!! babes misha is my favorite character (after all the husbands i collect 🤭)
okay so... i tried l&ds, and i don't think it's for me 😣 i think it's cool, it's like otome-adjacent, but idk i wasn't as engaged as i thought it'd be? it's a lot of story, and i think i'm too single brain celled to comprehend it 🙃 but i love seeing you geek out about it c: and i love seeing you write about the game~
₊⊹ I'm sorry for getting to this soo late but I'm here now. thing is, Heeseung is my first love and I'll always have that sort of attachment to him because of it. but lately I've realized that maybe Sunghoon is my true love. (talking like this sounds so delusional lmao). it's like the right person right time sort of thing.
OMG and the hugs thing! I shouldn't, but every night I go to bed and fall asleep hoping I dream of them. I'm convinced the faceless man in my dreams is San!! It just feels right. (fyi, I've had the worst heeseung related dreams. Literally every dream with him has felt like a nightmare. He broke my heart in a thousand different ways that when I woke up, I was actually crying. LIKE TALK ABOUT TRAUMA, I constantly recall ur so clearly, it never leaves.
as for sans shoulders, I'm sitting here anticipating coachella. *wipes drool*. I'm half asleep but priorities, too anxious (in a good? way) to sleep.
HEAR ME OUT, I'm slowly being pulled in with hsr. I've burnt myself out playing genshin back when I farmed so hard for Raiden but didn't get her. Slowly leaving my genshin playing days (but I obsess over Alhaitham all day every day 24/7 365, secondly). My sister was playing and she let me watch the cutscenes, (I think I bruised her shoulder with the way I was giggling and hitting her shoulder cause blade, Jing yuan and danfeng were in frame). THE LORE SEEMS SO ENTICING. but overwhelming hah! I just get overly excited. I CAN SEE MYSELF NOW ALREADY WHEN MY HSR PHASE ENTERS. IT'S GONA BE THE END OF ME HAH!!
I'm currently waiting for wuthering waves because of my husband jiyan, like... I'm grinning so big writing this. Idc what expectations people have for the game, jiyan has already stolen my heart. I'm so in love I refuse to do this anymore. I wanna be chaotic, I wanna break stuff XD.
This where I confess the truth with l&ds, regarding the whole single braincell.. Same. I don't know shit what's truly happening with the lore fkskslsl. I haven't read the anecdotes because my attention span is very limited unless it's manhwas or books and sometimes I don't even read the paragraphs finsiehd. I'm terrible. I have very limited knowledgeable on the story but it's enough to keep me engaged (because I'm telling myself I'll fully invest soon soon soon but gets overwhelmed and then doesn't get to it). THE ONLY TIME IVED EVER PLAYED A CUTSCENE OR WHTV WITHOUT SKIPPING IS WHEN I WAS DOING SUMERU ARCHON QUEST AND AL HAITHAM CAME ON SCREEN. BECAUSE OMGFJSISIW MY ATTACHMENT TO ALHAITHAM IS UNREAL. back to l&ds, currently I'm waiting for updates on the main story that I don't fully get hahah😅 I told myself I'll redo all chapters to understand it but it's been a month. anyways, having preferences is completely normal!! If it makes you happy and brings you joy, it's all you and for you, and if it doesn't, whose forcing you to like it!!
And thank you 🥹✨ I'm struggling to write atm and most of my drafts of l&ds. I can't lie, I do love my boys and the intricacy of their lore (despite not fully getting it! I will soon, right? Yes. Idk. I hope lol)
Take care, dearest. Always nice talking with you!! Hope u mind the lengthy time it took to reply❤️
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tsustuff · 3 months
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tsu’s big list of media consumption in 2024
last year
this year i have decided to try to listen to a new album each day (new is defined as ‘i’ve never sat down and listened to the whole thing’, not ‘i’ve never heard this artist in my life’). like last year i won’t put my thoughts on stuff but i am going to keep my list here. i also don't know if i'll actually get to listen to one every day, but i will try to listen to at least 365 albums
stats from last year
movies
alien 3 (1992)
alien resurrection (1997)
mad max: fury road (2015)
saw (2004)
get out (2017)
castle in the sky (1986)
the lost boys (1987)
the running man (1987)
titanic 666 (2022)
cowboy bebop: knockin' on heaven's door (2001)
games
ruiner (2017)
sable (2021)
katamari damacy reroll (2004-2021)
final fantasy xiv (2013-present)
we love katamari reroll + royal reverie (2005-2023)
atelier sophie: the alchemist of the mysterious book (2015)
audio dramas
the magnus protocol (2024)
general other podcasts
sad boyz (2017-present)
tv/anime/etc
pokemon concierge (2023)
harlan coben's shelter (2023)
dungeon meshi (2024)
fallout (2024)
albums (73/101)
january
petrodragonic apocalypse; or, dawn of eternal night: an annihilation of planet earth and the beginning of merciless damnation | king gizzard and the lizard wizard (2023)
every single by dreadlight (2018-2023)
tryhard | the band camino (2019)
party for one | devon cole (2021)
running | cafuné (2021)
hozier | hozier (2014)
wild world | bastille (2016)
the colour and the shape | foo fighters (1997)
apocryphon | the sword (2012)
otherness | alexisonfire (2022)
METAL RESISTANCE | BABYMETAL (2016)
[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] | ghost (2022)
ROCKISDEAD | dorothy (2016)
the fear of fear | spiritbox (2023)
royal blood | royal blood (2014)
BUMMER | cleopatrick (2021)
seventeen going under | sam fender (2021)
liminal | chase petra (2019)
the shadow side | andy black (2016)
good & evil | tally hall (2011)
songs for the deaf | queens of the stone age (2002)
fight with tools | flobots (2008)
february
rise and fall, rage and grace | the offspring (2008)
appeal to reason | rise against (2008)
seal the deal & let's boogie | volbeat (2016)
new wave | against me! (2007)
dear catastrophe waitress | belle & sebastian (2003)
pretty hate machine | nine inch nails (1989)
lateralus | TOOL (2001)
up your alley | joan jett & the blackhearts (1988)
double dare | waterparks (2016)
dirty honey | dirty honey (2021)
hannah wicklund and the steppin stones | hannah wicklund (2018)
GLOOM DIVISION | I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (2024)
another eternity | purity ring (2015)
adventure | madeon (2015)
white women | chromeo (2014)
the talon of the hawk | the front bottoms (2013)
paranoid | black sabbath (1970)
march
BRKN LOVE | BRKN LOVE (2020)
from hell to here | himalayas (2023)
the strange case of ... | halestorm (2012)
so much (for) stardust | fall out boy (2023)
diy | foolproof (2022)
montgomery ricky | ricky montgomery (2016)
FISSION | dead poet society (2024)
this is why | paramore (2023)
5 | lenny kravitz (1998)
rio | duran duran (1982)
feel something | movements (2017)
superunknown | soundgarden (1994)
flood | they might be giants (1990)
tallahassee | the mountain goats (2003)
twilight | boa (2001)
a farewell to kings | rush (1977)
loud like love | placebo (2013)
christmas island | ajj (2014)
underclass hero | sum 41 (2007)
the color spectrum: the complete collection | the dear hunter (2011)
blame my ex | the beaches (2023)
dead club city | nothing but thieves (2024)
SOUR | olivia rodrigo (2021)
digital nightmare | twrp (2024)
everybody else is doing it, so why can't we? | the cranberries (1993)
bag or die | bbno$ (2022)
jagged little pill | alanis morissette (1995)
make yourself | incubus (1999)
april
super champon | otoboke beaver (2022)
retrovision | honey revenge (2023)
take what you need | bad luck. (2023)
iii | no more kings (2014)
vaxis ii: a window of the waking mind | coheed and cambria (2022)
tres hombres | zz top (1973)
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pazodetrasalba · 4 months
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Vindication of the Rights of (this) Woman
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Dear Caroline:
By the time you will be reading this, is you are doing it with any synchronicity with my writing, it should be New Year in the States, so allow me to begin with the best wishes for the coming 365 days. May they bring peace, closure and the satisfaction and happiness you deserve.
Confucius gives a disproportionate importance in the Analects to the rectification of names, that is to say, that things and names should match the traditional meanings, expectations and social roles and realities with which they were associated. I bring this up because while you are being edgelordy and provocative in this rescued, youthful post of yours, and opening yourself to misinterpretation, much of this is generated by the meanings we imbue in words. I am pretty sure you both were and are a feminist for a definition of it as a movement that advocates equal rights for both sexes predicated on a general equality between them, and in other posts, you've given clear evidence of this type of belief. But words have many meanings, and acquire many more through their social use, and the feminism you seem to be reacting against is more an systematic ideology, or collection of ideologies, mostly associated with the Social Justice Warrior Left, the intellectual apparatus they've created (patriarchy, ecofeminism, strong social constructionism) and their inquisitorial and sectarian practices in society. One of the consequences of the latter is that some areas have become axiomatic and beyond the pale of any discussion, and get you tagged automatically as 'worse than Hitler'. This has also happened with genetics to a point, and is probably a sad but inevitable swing of the pendulum in the opposite direction of previous obnoxious practices and beliefs.
Yes, there are true things that one cannot talk about without provoking a storm of rage, which is really sad, but it is what it is. You know more than I'll ever do from your experience about boy and girl differences in math clubs, and have probably read some research; I haven't, but just assuming some plausibility for the argument, one could think of many possible explanations, and the truth is probably some mixtures of nature and nurture. one common argument that is made is that although distribution of intelligence in the genders is pretty similar, the tails are more accentuated for men, and that would explain what you talk about. Perhaps women are less wired for STEM, but this lack of wiring might be partially in-built or socially constructed - I haven't read studies about it so either option, or some degree of combination of the two seem reasonable.
And I am really sorry you'd have to tiptoe around what you feel as the truth - we live in a partially fallen world. My take from your post is a respect and admiration for your prioritizing truth and your tact at being able to adjust to different scenarios. A second, lesser takeaway, is how much you people seem to love the word 'shibboleth'.
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So little trouble do men take in the search after truth; so readily do they accept whatever comes first to hand.
Thucydides
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ahungeringknife · 5 months
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365: June 22
Woops Relora that's what you get promising your son to a trickster god :)
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Coming out of her daughter's room Relora paused hearing voices in her son's room. It was late. Spayar should have been asleep. She leaned close and heard Spayar's small voice and also heard another boy's voice. Spayar wasn't having any sleepovers tonight.
She opened the door and saw Spayar sitting up in his little bed. "Mazuk, you should be asleep," she said even as her sea glass green eyes darted all around the room looking for the source of the other voice. But the tiny room was empty.
"I was trying to amma," Spayar said.
"Trying?" she asked, standing in the doorway still, dim light from the hallway spilling around her into the cramped room.
"My friend Fen was telling me a story."
"... Fen? Who's Fen?" she asked casually. She didn't know any of Spayar's friends named Fen. It wasn't even a Feylian name or a name from Dirin which were his other friends.
"He's my friend," was all Spayar said.
Relora looked around the small room again, "Was he in here?"
"Mhm!"
"Is he still in here?" she asked nervously.
"Yeah but he's waiting for you to go away to finish the story," Spayar said like it was the most normal thing in the world. All the hair rose on Relora's neck.
"Oh really?" she kept her voice steady. "I wish I could see your friend too," she said like she wasn't casting a very serious bit of magic.
She was as surprised as the being that appeared on her son's bed when he did appear. Relora felt all the blood rush out of her face seeing the being. Sevok. The crocodile god. The liar. The trickster. He was sitting on Spayar's bed as a preteen, much older than Spayar who was only about four. Sevok was a beautiful dark skinned boy from the Dirin lowlands with mischievous gold and silver eyes wearing a formal service coat with long sleeves covered in golden embroidery, his own brown hands replaced by golden ones. He'd cut the golden stitching on his mouth so he could open his mouth and his son didn't seem to find that terrifying.
Sevok looked as shocked that had worked as Relora did. "Get out of my house," she said, voice stilted and terrified.
"Oh don't be like that Relora-
"Get out of my house before I call someone who will do something about you," she said, heart hammering so hard it was about to erupt out of her chest.
"You wouldn't do that-
"Cross me, crocodile," she finally stepped into the room. "Your fathers will love you know you misbehave," and like she was dealing with some of Spayar's older friends she grabbed Sevok by the ear and twisted it. The god shouted and jumped to his feet as she lifted him off the bed by the ear.
"That's not nice," Sevok said, staring up at her, tears in the corner of his eyes. "We had a deal."
"You will collect later," she hissed. "Now get out of my house or I will call someone to see your misbehavior and your fathers will punish you more for meddling with mortals."
Sevok looked at her with a frown. "I wasn't going to hurt him," and then he turned into haze and was gone. Once he was Relora sagged, her heart thundering so hard it was covering the ringing in her ears.
"Amma? Am I in trouble?" Spayar asked her, his black eyes huge and worried.
"No," she assured him quickly. "No no. Never mazuk," and she went and hugged her little son. She pulled him into her arms as she stood again.
"Fen was just telling me a story," he sniffed like he was going to cry.
"Lets not worry about Fen," she said, smoothing his hair more to reassure herself than him.
"Is Fen bad?"
"He's... not bad but he's not good either," Relora said. Spayar just frowned at her, not understanding. "Do you want to sleep with me and dooim?" she asked.
That perked him yes. "Yes," he said nodding.
"Okay," and she kissed him on the forehead and took him out of his room to the last room in their little apartment. Spayar was already in bed when she arrived with their son.
"What's this?" Spayar asked in his deep velvety voice.
"He's sleeping with us tonight," she said and got into bed with her husband.
"Oh yeah? How come?" Spayar asked, curious but not upset.
"Amma didn't like Fen," their son said.
Spayar frowned. "I've told you, junior, Fen's not real. He's just your imaginary friend," he said.
"But amma saw him. Right amma?"
Relora looked at Spayar, wide eyed. She'd seen it. He saw that in her eyes but they both knew whatever it was Spayar was seeing they needed to help him not. But she couldn't ignore the fact that Sevok had been in their home! A god in their home! Telling their toddler stories in the dark! "I don't know what I saw," she said, swallowing.
"It was Fen! He's really nice. He's always got the best stories," their son said cheerfully.
Spayar gave Relora a look of concern. "Let's just go to sleep," she said. "Tomorrow will be the answer to tonight's questions." A Dirin saying but also her telling Spayar she'd tell him in the morning.
"Lucky me. Get to spend the night with two of my favorite people," Spayar said. "My beautiful Relora," and he leaned across their son to kiss Relora gently and it went a long way to reassure her it'd be alright even if Spayar didn't know what was wrong. "And my best little guy," Spayar leaned down to kiss their son all over the face making him giggle and hug Spayar. Spayar wrapped one of his great dark arms around their son and laid down.
Relora went to turn down the lights before joining them in bed. Their son was cuddled against Spayar's wide chest contently already. Relora just reached over to take Spayar's hand in the dark. He grabbed it back and squeezed it. They'd figure it out in the morning.
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meryjhon · 1 year
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