“i love you”
— ❌ boo, lame, predictable, no impact
“one life spent with you, is all that i could wish for”
— ✅ tear breaker, changes lives, romantic, bears their heart and soul, genuine, impactful
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Taking the condom off in the middle of sex is so hot to me. Like we agreed to be responsible, to be safe, but all of a sudden they need to be inside me raw. It’s not enough to just fuck me, they need to breed me deep. And I’d be so fucked out I’d want it too - I’d beg them to take the condom off. I want to be fucked the way I was made to be fucked. I want to be bred.
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instead of one Big fancy art u get small very messy doodles cus im actually very busy. happy Anniversary underfell thank u for the lifelong brainworms
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as a fandom we have spent too much time making fun of bruce and tim for being rich and not enough time making fun of jason for becoming one of the richest people in gotham twice, once through adoption and once because he beheaded people in the criminal underground and then proceeded to take over their territory and become a druglord.
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i cannot physically remove them from my head
this is a joke of course, but i think sometimes that maybe once in a time phoenix says smth self-deprecating without even noticing it and edgeworth loses his patience INSTANTLY and starts to being like "OH I AM GOING TO POUR SO MUCH AFFECTION ON YOU". phoenix doesn't even understand where is this coming from but hey who is he to complain
"A GREAT PERSON" yea guess who said that
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fuck dating apps. pull the love of your life out of hell. flash some sparks at him while you tilt your head and squint at him and then save each others lives while you dodge 68% of his calls for 12 years across multiple dimensions and universes and raise a child together. unbeatable success rate.
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Something about this moment, when Ed and Stede first reach each other after running across the beach, had reminded me of something I couldn't place, and it took me a while to figure out what it was.
And...it's this, actually. It's the way they're just beaming at each other, so happy to be together again that nothing else matters in the slightest to them. Just the huge lovesick smiles.
And the more I think about it, the more the beach kiss scene really does echo the foot touch scene in so many ways. Their world is falling apart around them, they're in the middle of a very serious situation, but it doesn't even matter because Ed left but he's back, we all know he never really left at all. Ed and Stede are together and it feels right. The foot touch happens because it's the only way Ed can reach for Stede; in the beach scene they know they can hold each other close. It's like the world pauses for them. They're together, of course they'll be alright, never mind the English.
They're in love, fuck everything else.
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