#love dog is so fucking funny

[ghouljams]

We haven’t touched on Cowboy!Ghost’s, well, ghosts before, and I literally couldn’t get this out of my head last night. I’m going to treat this like actual fic, I feel so fancy...

Warnings:

Hurt/Comfort, Graphic depictions of animal death, PTSD, Ghost going through it

Pairing:

Ghost x OC (Goose) [can be read as x reader]

Summary:

Early days of Ghost and Goose’s relationship. Ghost has always prided himself on his ability to handle any situation, no matter how bleak. So why does he find himself so ill equipped to handle something as small as a couple chickens death?

A coyote got into the henhouse last night.

You can hear its yips and snarls, the aggressive barks of your cattle dog as it darts at the chicken wire, the starling lack of clucking. You whistle for the dog, and it races to go check on the other animals. The last thing you need is for the coyote to get into it with Mav when you pull its sorry ass from the chicken pen. You yawn, trying to hold onto the hope that at least some of your ladies got somewhere safe before the carnage started. You’ll stop by the tractor supply later and grab some chicks to bolster your flock again.

You stop. Watching Ghost stand frozen in front of the pen, shoulders tight, barely breathing. His eyes a million miles away.

The pen is littered with half shredded chickens. Feather and muscle strewn about. The wild frenzy of a half starved predator laid out in front of you. The loose organs and scent of death turns your stomach, you can’t imagine what it does to a fresh soldier. Ghost’s finger twitches, beating a rapid tattoo against his thigh, his gun is still neatly holstered. You suppose that’s for the best, or maybe a signal of the worst. 

You think about your first fourth of July after your Daddy’s second tour. The way he’d disappeared into the house like a ghost. The way your momma handed you off to your granny and followed after him. How your granny had told you: sometimes you see something so bad it never leaves you.

"Go wait in the house," you tell him as soft as you can, pulling at his arm to try and pull his attention. Ghost nods mutely, eyes still glued to the blood soaked earth and torn limp bodies. "Go on," you press a little more firmly, you lead him away from the henhouse, out of sight of it, "I'll be in shortly."

Ghost follows your direction, ears ringing, head stuffed with cotton. Everything feels far away and yet so brightly present. He can smell gunpowder and burnt flesh, can feel the wet warmth of blood on his clothes where he knows there isn't any. Can hear the shouting. He pushes the front door to the house open and holds the brass handle tight in his fingers for a long moment, just standing, waiting. As if he'll hear the pang of gunfire over the infinitely patient silence. 

He goes to the kitchen and puts the kettle on. Stares at the black iron as it sits on the burner and waits for the yip of the coyote, the last gunshot. It doesn’t come. You take his hand in the silence and turn the burner off. Lead him to the table and sit him heavily in one of the wooden chairs. Ghost keeps his eyes forward, his shoulders rigid. He waits. He doesn't know what he's waiting for. For the memories to stop. 

His hat is removed, set carefully on the table. A warm cloth touches his face, wiping gently at the crease in his forehead, at the stern set of his brow. Your fingers reach for the edge of his mask and he grabs your wrist, eyes finally darting to yours in a panic. He can't. It's too much, too hard. He can't.

Somehow you seem to understand, fingers sliding instead to cup his jaw, to rub your thumb against his cheek over the soft cotton. The washcloth wipes his brow again, still warm and soothing.

"You're safe," you murmur, "Safe and sound right here with me. And Daddy.” You tack Price on, as if you might not be enough to convince him. As if it isn’t your touch that’s bringing him back, your eyes that hold his with such kind patience it makes his heart hurt. “We won't let anything hurt you."

Ghost doesn’t say anything, can’t make his lips move or conjure a thought as to what he might say. If there is anything to say. Is there anything to say?

You tip his head forward, press the lightly damp cloth against the back of his neck. He lets his hand drop from your wrist as you move your hand from his cheek to scratch your fingers through his hair. Gentle, calming touches. Never asking more from him than his comfort. 

He settles his hands on your hips, and for a moment he can pretend you’re his.

#Cowboy!Ghost #oc: Goose #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost x oc #simon riley x you #x reader #tw animal death #tw ptsd #your honor I love this man so much #I'm obsessed with their relationship #the wordless understanding between them #the fact that Goose can read him so well even when they're little more than coworkers #the absolute trust between them #like damn Price just let them fucking date #also before anyone asks yes the dog is names Maverick #Price thinks it's funny #working on my big fic and outlining Ghost's episodes is fun

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#His Nightmare

#love this callback #cackling #his fucking nightmare #ted lasso #tedlassoedit #1x8 #3x8 #peak comedy #roy kent #brett goldstein #trent crimm #diamond dogs ftw #lmao #so freaking funny #gif #gifs #gifset

[philzokman]

everytime bones erases an incredibly important scene/detail i sob knowing danny motta will never know what was truly intended😔🙏🙏

#i love him so much danny my beloved #BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS. that istg bones fucked up so badly #and it’s completely not his fault an adaptation should be there to provide an experience traditional reading can’t right #and it does a great job in certain aspects !!! but. #how will he know that dazai was nervous when dostoevsky used chuuya😥 #or that the tachihara reveal was genuinely insane😥😥😥 #OR THAT AKUTAGAWAS DEATH WAS GAY😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 #sobbing into my hands KDHSJHSBS #lea.txt #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sobbing violently #bungou stray dogs #danny motta #also this is a joke pretty please i love danny and his content and completely understand him not reading the manga #it’s just a little bit funny to me😔🙏🙏🙏 DJSNSB

[kyouka-supremacy]

That fic from Akutagawa's pov that remarked how although Dazai had left a bomb under Chuuya's car, at least that showed he had thought about him before going, while he never cared enough to spare a thought for Akutagawa.

#I think about it a lot... Something something the opposite of love isn't hatred but indifference #I can imagine Akutagawa and Chuuya fighting over Dazai when he left #“AT LEAST HE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU!” “HIS THINKING ABOUT ME WAS A FUCKING ATTEMPT TO MURDER ME AKUTAGAWA!” #... #It was supposed to be funny it shouldn't hurt me as much as it does......... #Trust me chuu/aku angst actually hits the hardest and you will never see it coming. #Because it’s not the kind of angst of “oh no my boyfriend has been beheaded by this magic sword that cuts through space and time ://”. #Chuu/aku angst hits right close to home when you least expect it and it’s so real in its inherent humanity it leaves you defenseless #ryūnosuke akutagawa #osamu dazai #chūya nakahara #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #23/11/22 #I'm sorry I don't remember the fic of course I'll add the link if I find it again #It's just that sometimes you will read something in a fic and go “oh my God” and it feels like you've been run over by a bus #And other times you read a fic and it seems like nothing happened– #and then two years after you realize you're still thinking about that tidbit of lore and you'll be like “oh... oh.” #Like fics that rewrite your entire belief system without you even noticing for real

[martyrbat]

dc holiday special (2017)

*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?

#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered. #god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting) #one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth #like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box #of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself #its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it #same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics #anyways. big man or tiny cookie? #also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ...... #c: dc holiday special (2017) #crypt's panels #clark kent

[frankenjoly]

A series of un-fortunate events

behold: the promised sskk from kunikida's pov fic

Read here.

#sskk #shin soukoku #nakajima atsushi #akutagawa ryunosuke #kunikida doppo #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd kunikida #bsd #bungou stray dogs #my stuff #clau stuff #fanfic #this was so fucking funny you have no idea #fr you can tell i love writing ships from a 3rd party's pov

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #the most dangerous match #columbo is such a funny bastard i love him so much #he does this low key bit for like two minutes making the guy think the hospital paged him about the victim but it's just his fucking dog #like yes he's kind yes he's adorable yes he's a genius but god he's fucking hilarious #he takes the piss so much he makes urologists look bad

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-

#This Post Is About John Wick. #hes so funny... #im watching the movies finally and theyre comedies lets be honest #adding him to my blorbos list... #i love how he's Genuinely so fucking badass #and keanu plays wick like a pathetic wet cat #like you've got this guy that has everyone scared shitless. he's baba yaga. he's death itself #hard cut to Death Itself and he looks like he's on the verge of tears #he looks like someone killed his do- #killed his- #well. You Know. #he's hyper competent and so cool and he's also just so pathetic somehow? #the ultimate meow meow... #dead wife... dead dog... dead friend... everyone out to get him #everyone so mean to him 💅 #absolutely unprompted #sorry. im watching movies again #(valley girl voice) yah so eyeve just reeely been into moovays latelay <3 #yall ever seen a movie? theyre So Good. movies my beloved #until theres a bad move. then its agony like never before felt #but there are so many good ones... #and i feel the need to Let The World Know every time i watch one! i will proceed to do so!

[sciderman]

amazing spider-man #95

#hey that's MY friendly neighbourhood!! #literally! i work there! i'm right on that corner!! #sci talks comics #hi spidey!!! #this is also where the american werewolf in london attacked. never forget. #also it's so funny. peter could've had this HUGE grand romantic gesture where he followed gwen to england. #he could have swept her off her feet and they kiss and undying love or whatever and he did it. he got to england. #but he coudlnt fuckign stay out of the tights for 5 minutes. #pteter. for fucking sakes. #jsut stay out of the tights. for five minutes. can you do that. #peter: lands in london #peter: oh boy! i jumped through so many hoops to CROSS an OCEAN for gwendolyne stacy. time to go confess my undying love fo #peter: wait is that a crime i smell?? #peter runs distractedly towards a crime like a dog chasing a squirrel #adhd king

[bi4bisamjess]

the most egregious sin of the finale was not them killing dean, it was them making him a DOG PERSON

#maybe controversial but tbh if I got mauled to death by dogs I would NOT fuck with them #ada.txt #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #miracle #15x20 #alive dean winchester I love you so much #he needs a cat I think. or maybe a large bird I think that’s be funny

[minzart]

Btw I loved krypto the superdog animation and the hyenas with bathound where, unsurprisingly, my favorites

#batman #dc #ace the bathound #bud and lou #dc joker #super pets #the concept of the animal companions having a paralel adventure to their humans is something i really loved when a kid. barbie movies like #bruce 🤝 joker (having to walk the pets late evening bc it's easy to recognize them at broad daylight) #me battling inside to decide if bud & lou are albino like my beloved 2004 version or just 'standart' hyena colors #i would find funny if right after this joker and bruce make a silent pact to pretend they didn't recognise each other driving the hyenas an #dog insane to the tension of. wanting to bite each others to try and be civil to not 'blow cover' #btw THERE IS A SUPERPETS MOVIE AND FUCKING LEX LUTHOR EQUIVALET IS A TEST GUINEA PIG THAT WAS DELUSIONAL WITH HER AND HIS RELATION #HELLO I'M GONNA HUNT IT DOWN IT LOOKS SO STYLIZED TOO #DC comics

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

you’re just a solitary one– right now, go far beyond them 🦊🐱🐶🐑

individual drawings and muzzle-less akito below

#project sekai #prsk art #project sekai fanart #prsk fa #kohane azusawa #an shiraishi #akito shinonome #touya aoyagi #toya aoyagi #vivid bad squad #hitsuji ga ippiki #ippiki au #w1f1 draws #i love drawing ippiki au stuff. fucked up creatures /affectionate #have i ever actually posted ippiki au here... i dont think so #well! welcome to my funny little au where all of vbs are animal human hybrids #(things are not so great for them) #if its not obvious kohane is a sheep an is a fox akito is a dog and touya is a leopard #akikoha animal choice was directly inspired by their cards #kohanes obviously sheep themed and akitos costume being called hound kid #antouya were just chosen based on what i felt fit them for this au

[kazumahashimoto]

hm? did i say that? yeah only about everytime we ever met 😅

#they were so heavy handed with the dogboy shit in the mid season finale #like goddamn!!!!!! his last name is inukai i fucking get it!!!!!!!!!! #i love it. it's awesome #gen is so funny also. his backstory is so dumb. they were so vague. and then he starts acting like a dog again #our poor genjamin #and guren<3 drawing his stupid geometric hair is so fun #hh art #tenkai knights #guren nash #gen inukai

[benetnvsch]

what if we were fucked up creatures but we were in love?

#kite draws #character design is my passion I love drawing silly lil guys #kunikida doppo #Dazai osamu #uhhh #kunikida was inspired by some mermaid/centaur thing and Dazai a satyr/faun type creature idk #:thumbsup: #uhh #kunikidazai #knkdz #yipeee #I can't draw Dazai's face + hair right btw #it'll look different everytime #I have same face syndrome but also different every fucking time face syndrome it's so funny #ought well #?:) #art #fanart #bungou stray dogs #bsd #kite watches bsd

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Dazai planning for Chuuya to be used against him and Dazai not knowing Chuuya was faking the vampirism are two ideas which can and absolutely SHOULD co-exist.

#my reasoning? it’s fucking funny #dazai in his angst era like WORST CASE SCENARIO HAS OCCURED LIFE SUCKS CHUUYA ILY #and Chuuya is internally like bitch pls calm down #also I feel like I was right and Chuuya absolutely shot Dazai extra times in revenge for the drowning #bro was like SIR????? HOW DARE YOU????? #bungou stray dogs #bsd #Nakahara Chuuya #dazai osamu #BSD spoilers #I also just doubt that he didn’t realize it was a possibility l #if for no other reason than Dazai is so sure the things he loves will always be lost

[im-smart-i-swear]

i always assumed he cut his hair with a pair of shitty scissors in front of his bathroom mirror at like 2am

#my art #kuron vld #vld #kurons design is really fucking funny to me for some reson #he looks so goofy???? boy why do you dress like that #he looks like a dog in a medical cone......... WHY #cant take his ass seriously #shiros s1&2 design made him look serious and reliable #but somehow his clone has the dumbest fucking outfit #i dont hate it or anything btw but it IS very funny to me. not in a bad way hes just silly #love this guy hes a fucking idiot<3 my silly guy<333 #he caught one glance at himself in the mirror while idk brushing his teeth and had a breakdown #bc he didnt look enough like shiro and thats Not Good and he had to fix it so he doesnt feel Wrong anymore #having long hair was weird for him bc his brain was screaming at him that he doesnt look Right #but maybe there was a tiny part of him that didnt mind the hair. a part of him that wanted to be diffrent and try new things #but he couldnt do that bc Shiro Wouldnt Do That and he IS shiro(hes not). dumbass. #i love making clone characters trans allegories #or sometimes i just make literally them trans. its good for the soul:] #i am So Normal about this guy. i prommy.