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[waves lapping]
Mia: What’re you so obsessed with?
Matilda: Nothing.
Mia: [sighs] Are you seriously gonna waste your time staring at lifeguards when you-…
Ivan: Triss is the lifeguard.
Mia: WHA-…
Matilda: Do not.
Mia: Whyyy-.. oh my god you’re so annoying, what’s your problem?
Matilda: He’s working.
Mia: So?! Just go n’ say hi-.. wait, pretend to drown!
Matilda: Seriously?
Mia: Seriously! He can come n’ save you n’ you can be like.. SURPRISE! It’d be funny.
Matilda: I’m not doing that.
Mia: I’ll do it then!
[Mia shoved Matilda out of the way before she could protest, sprinting toward the ocean with glee]
Matilda: I hope she actually drowns.
Ivan: You should’a done somethin’ before she had chance t’embarrass ya.
Matilda: Yeah, well.. you could’ve kept your big mouth shut too, but here we are.
…
[super legitimate drowning]
[extremely convincing spluttering]
Tristen: You good? It’s uh-.. it’s pretty shallow here, y’know?
Mia: Ohh sometimes I forget my legs work; you know how it is-.. awh but look how worried my amazing friend is!
[Mia stuck a toe in Matilda’s direction, practically vibrating with giddiness-..]
[Until Tristen dropped her, anyway]
Tristen: Shit-.. are you okay?!
[Mia ignored Tristen’s fussing, thoroughly amused by the scene she’d caused]
Tristen: I’m so sorry, I-…
Matilda: She definitely deserved it, don’t apologise.
Mia: [chuckles] Ahh, that really was funny-.. okay, bye.
[Tristen stared after Mia for a solid minute, enveloped by an awkward silence that made him want to bury himself into the sand like a frightened crab being hunted by a rabid seagull]
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as the ex dsmp gets more and more queer i keep thinking about my bisexual as fuck mother. because she is of the opinion that almost everyone, given enough exploration is bisexual. or that atleast, that the normative state of human sexuality is bisexuality. and every time it comes up in conversation, im like mum, no, you cant say that. and then another fucking minecraft youtuber comes out as bisexual
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Alright im not saying that sdv characters have sexualities since all of the (marriageable) characters can be romanced by anyone but im also not saying i’ve seen a man ever go for Leah …
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Leah Jeffries is playing Annabeth like she's one thousand years old in the body of a twelve-year-old and she is so correct.
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For all of Burrow's End, Rashawn has consistently said, "I am a Black woman first, and a stoat second" and I love that for her.
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She finally gave in and told Chat more about who she likes. He's not very good at cat-ching context clues
(in case you see this version alone, here's a little bonus I drew ;3 )
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Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December
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