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defectivegembrain · 1 year

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This video ate up our production budget, we used up literally every cent, soooo...your boyfriend is now played by a broom on a stand.

#boyfriend meme #crazy ex girlfriend #love kernels #darryl whitefeather #sorry whijo

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youchangedmedestiel · 7 months

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Love Cockles Kernels

I did this thing where I took the song "Love Kernels" from the show Crazy ex-girlfriend and changed some lyrics (the green ones) to illustrate how it is to be in the Cockles dumpster. I used the Cockles masterlist to do this, it's a tresor if you don't know it.

See how deep I am in that dumpster. I changed lyrics myself in English, not my first language, for them. I'm as insane as they are anyway. At least, I hope you'll enjoy it:

How do I know they’re in love? It’s the little things Little evidence here and there that I secretly stockpile in my woman-brain I can live for days off a single (You’ll always be my princess) I'm like a sexy fashion-cactus Livin' from evidence to evidence Hint to hint Storin' them in my body through long periods of drought I may look dry, but if you cut me open you'll find only water inside Incidentally that's also a useful Fact for how to survive in the desert But how do I know they’re in love? I guess the only way to prove it is with abstract symbolism

(“I love you, Misha” “I’d take Jensen home”) (“Just swallow it” “He’s always giving that advice”) They give me love kernels Each little crumb another tasty clue Love kernels 'Cause if you read between the lines they’re sayin' "we’re in love" Love kernels Save those kernels up to make a bowl of popcorn Love kernels A handful is the proper serving anyway

I know when Jen says, "he’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.” It means unicorn laugh is only for him I know a new jenmish panels means Insane content even better than in our dreams (Always hoping new panels) And I know Jen cares when he says “Hey, you know what I haven't told you today? That I love you.” It means he’s the most important person in his life Next to his wife (But he and Dee have children together So that’s saying a lot) (Ok rude)

I'd do anything for those love droplets Like a hamster in a cage! Slurp slurp Love droplets Each a letter on a page in the novel of their love Love droplets Fallin' down from the sky And when I mix it in with the tears I cry it makes a Full glass of water God I'm thirsty after all that popcorn

I'll be patient Until the droplets become a river that needs a dam I'll be patient Until the kernels rain down like candy on Shaquille O'Neal In the movie Kazaam

Whatever you got, cockles, I'll take it, cockles ("And you looked AMAZING") I'll take it ("He sounds like that in the mornin’") I'll take it ("You’re my canary") It's a stretch but I'll take that too

I'll take all your love kernels Too bad I’m not sure of my singing to record Love kernels I could have just suggested the idea Love kernels Instead I wrote it down for you to enjoy But like your love kernels I did my best with what I have

#cockles #jenmish #crazy ex girlfriend #love kernels #if you don't know this song or this show then I recommand it #is there an audience for that?#is there both cockles and CEG fans out there?#maybe only me #anyway I had fun doing it #so that's okay I guess #also I'm not a song writer so if it's bad I'm sorry #I noticed Jensen is the one saying the craziest shit actually #who knew #my personal experience with cockles

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anakinskywalkerog · 2 years

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martymcflown · 9 months

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#this song slaps #but also a great reminder to value yourself and not be taken for granted #this show was so good #i might rewatch it #crazy ex girlfriend #rachel bloom #Youtube #love kernels

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yarmageddon-blog · 1 month

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A friend indirectly called me beautiful and I'm pretty sure I squawked, said AWW and then told him to shut up and go to bed BUT it was such a blur

#love kernels

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bitchthefuck1 · 1 month

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Tom's line about Shiv being selfish and "find[ing] it very hard to think about me" is actually so telling because while it's absolutely true that she rarely takes his position into consideration, Tom never once thinks about what he can do to help Shiv unless it also benefits him.

Every single time he makes a move or sacrifice that might help her, it's always something that he thinks will give him a leg up. He volunteers to take the fall for cruises, not for Shiv, who is in no way implicated, or even for Waystar, but because he thinks it'll ingratiate him to Logan, and the second it seems like he might have to actually follow through on that, he immediately tries to get out of it and even throws Shiv under the bus. Meanwhile, for all that Shiv disregards his interests, there are a number of things she does that only help him, and she's the one who actually sacrifices something and undermines her position with Logan to beg him not to let Tom go to jail.

It just makes it so clear that no matter how much he might love her (and I think he does, in his own compromised way), for him their relationship was always built on the underlying assumption that it's her job to prop him up, but it's not his job to help her.

#i rewatched that ep a few days ago and this was just cooking in my brain for a bit #their relationship is so messy and interesting i want to watch them get a divorce on a loop forever #and like. the wildest thing is that Tom does occasionally do things that don't serve him to help someone else. but its always greg #which you might say is ultimately down to the power dynamics (shiv can do more for tom than he can for her and tom can do more for greg)#but there are still plenty of points where tom actually does have the power to help shiv and chooses not to #and I love how succession never really has a clear 'what this character is telling you is 100% the truth of the story' moments #anytime a character is making a statement like 'this is who you are/who i am' or 'this is what i really want/what you really want' there's #always some kernel of truth to it but the narrative they're spinning is almost never fully honest #you can't take any of it at face value and it's such a good way of showing how they're always on some level 'playing the game'#and like. at a time when so many stories are basically spoon-feeding their audiences it's so nice to have a story that trusts you to #sort through it all and see what's real and what's not and rewards you for putting that work in #succession #4x07 tailgate #succession season 4 #failmarriage #shiv roy #tomshiv #tom wambsgans #siobhan roy

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heartstringsduet · 5 months

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Not me crying about The Good Place at its core being about how people always retain the potential to be better. To each day, be better than the one before.

#the good place #finally about to finish it #and actually crying #love this show and how it strokes the kernel of hope in me that never ceases to exist through it all

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tytangfei · 9 months

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-Open your eyes. -I won't! I won't give you a reason to kill me in the future.

Lost You Forever (2023) - Ep. 8

#lost you forever #Eternally Yearning For You #cdramaedit #chinese drama #cdrama: lost you forever #cdramagifs #tan jianci #yang zi #xiang liu #wen xiaoliu #helloooooo this is the first time ive watched a drama with tan jianci and i can see why everyone is obsessed with him #his character is so scary but he's also so hot yall #i'm just a girl. i can't help it #also i love seeing these kernels of him trying to be gentler #also this drama brought me back from a dry giffing spell so thanks #it's great because it also reminds me of Lost Track of Time which makes me wanna go back to gif it #jina makes gifs #jinaLostYouForevergifs

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kernelbroken · 5 days

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DIOS, CONCÉDEME LA SERENIDAD PARA ACEPTAR LAS COSAS QUE NO PUEDO CAMBIAR, EL VALOR PARA CAMBIAR LAS QUE PUEDO Y LA SABIDURÍA PARA RECONOCER LA DIFERENCIA

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zeibei · 4 months

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sharing some new guys i got from my partner :)

#korn kernels #IM SOOOOOOO EXCITED TO ADD MORE ICE MANS TO MY COLLECTION #ILL UPDATE THE COLLECTION PHOTO SOON SMILES #BUT I LOVELVOELOVE THE KEYCHAIN SO MUCH #isnt it so funny how most ice man merch is him being mad #its okay hes allowed to but i love his 8o face so much and i NEED MY ICE MAN FIGURINE TO COME IN eventually

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vagueiish · 3 months

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can someone just please tell me i suck at this so i can finally put myself out of my misery and pull this desire and need to create and have fun and shit out at the roots before it grows again?

#it's not fun anymore.....#but then inevitably the clouds will pass and it will be again #until it loops back around and is no longer fun again #why not just give up on my own? bc what if i am actually wrong #and i dont suck at this and it can be fun the way its supposed to be?#stupid little kernel of hope stuck in my teeth #to the void with love #fandom #creativity

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rhinozilla · 5 months

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Ending my Thanksgiving week full of social events by eating frozen pizza alone in the dark and watching youtube in silence with my dog like God intended.

#my social battery is the size of an unpopped corn kernel nowadays #i require silence and isolation for the next 24-48 hours #i love my family but im exhausted

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marmotsomsierost · 2 months

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....they're remaking Twister.

TWISTER.

#why #i can tell by the trailer that it is in no way #going to have that kernel of 'yes scientists are often deeply goofy motherfuckers in love with their science'#That is just so goddamn endearing about twister #and like #i am certain there is a bill paxton equivalent in the younger actor generation #but in the trailer. ...it didn't look good.

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supermusicallee · 1 year

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thank you so much for tagging me @schrodingersgirlboss!!! you're one of my fav accounts and it's so lovely that you thought of me 🥰🥰 + BINGO! + listened to laura marling for the first time and she's INCREDIBLE 😍!!

@radfemscenekid, @ofbooksandstardust, @wastelandtown no pressure, feel free to ignore but would love to see what you guys like 🎵

#had to put twilight and musicals in there somehow bc they are the half of what i listen to daily #musical songs include all crazy ex girlfriend songs as well 💗💗#love kernels? 💯👌🏼👌🏼#*nr #*friendshipbracelet

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yashley · 1 year

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imogen: I don’t wanna be a bloody butcher!!

fearne: i’ll be a bloody butcher!!

imogen: you should be a bloody butcher!!

#critical role #cr lb #imogen x fearne #I am NOT immune to this shit they are getting me YES love kernels a HANDFUL is the proper serving size ANYWAY #this is HELPING my fic where they just [redacted]

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trashworldblog · 1 year

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bad take kernel boys.. carmel popcorn SLAPS

its combines sweet and salty, its got a good crunch from the shell the carmel makes,, sometimes it feel like im eating soft rocks,, its incredible.

#its like a rock that loves you #shane madej #ryan bergara #kernel heads #popcorn

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