#love live incorrect quotes

[incorrect-lovelive-quotes]

Yoshiko, at some point: "When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool,’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on.'"

#love live #love live incorrect quotes #love live sunshine #aqours #yohane #yohane tsushima #tsushima yohane #yoshiko tsushima #tsushima yoshiko

[thrill-addict]

Eli : I love you

Nozomi : I love you too

Eli : I love you more

Nozomi : I love you more than you love me

Nico : And I'd love it even more if y'all didn't do this shit in the group chat

#nozoeli #nozomi tojo #tojo nozomi #eli ayase #ayase eli #love live #incorrect quotes #incorrect love live quotes #love live incorrect quotes #incorrect love live #love live muse

[angelmartinez00975]

37

You: Siri, call dad.

Siri: Roger, calling "daddy".

You: Wait, NO!

*Tsubasa's phone starts ringing*.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect love live #incorrect love live quotes #love live incorrect quotes #watanabe you #you watanabe #you watanabe love live #tsubasa ozora #Ozora Tsubasa #CrossOver #crossover ships #ships #love live #love live! #love live! sunshine!! #love live sunshine #captain tsubasa

[batfamhyperfixation]

*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

#Jason lives with roy which is another sore spot for bruce and when tim moved onto his boat bruce actually had a panic attack #like bruce is the really overprotective and overbearing but loving parent who gets concerned if you dont end your calls with 'i love you' #prove me wrong #batkids #batfam #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #incorrect batfam quotes #source: the great north #and i guess #wally west #got a shoutout too

[vngful]

#trish dmc #trish #lady dmc #dante sparda #dante #dante sparda dmc #dante dmc #devil may cry #dmc #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #vergil #incorrect dmc quotes #nero sparda #vergil sparda #LIVE LAUGH LOVE THEMMMM #best girls!! <333 #then there’s him

[beanghostprincess]

One Piece Textposts but it's basically Sanji and Usopp because I love them 💙🤎

#this is a sanuso post btw #live laugh love sanuso amen!! #guess who my fav strawhats are /s #i heart them #they're so silly #one piece #one piece textposts #one piece incorrect quotes #black leg sanji #sanji #usopp #sanuso #roronoa zoro #tony tony chopper #nami #mugiwara crew #strawhat pirates

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

[beautyandlifestyleblog86]

A fresh start is replacing your fearful and worry thoughts with confident, pure, hopeful and optimistic thoughts.

#motivacao #motivatingwords #motivateyourself #motivating quotes #motivasyon #motivação #get motivated #motivasi #motivación #motivation #motivational quotes #motivating myself #bible quote #life quote #inspirational quotes #love quote #book quote #inspiring quotes #quotation #quotes #life quotes #quoteoftheday #beautiful quote #incorrect quote #love quotes #cozy fall #cozyhome #cozy cozy #cozy living #autumn cozy

[unlawfulchaos]

[This is what happens when you trap Maverick on a carrier at sea for several months, in shared bunks with Merlin, Slider, and Iceman. He finds new ways to entertain himself. Namely, antagonising Slider.]

Maverick: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't go over them right to their toes?

Slider: Maverick, it is three o'clock in the goddamn morning.

Maverick: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Slider: Maverick, I swear to god if you don't shut up I'm gonna-

Maverick: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you through the blanket covering me completely.

Slider: I hope you die.

Maverick: Yeah? Well, I hope you step on legos.

Slider: Take it back. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Maverick: Barefoot.

#ice and merlin are going to smother the two of them in their sleep #ice is questioning his sanity because he knows he's stuck with them both for the rest of his life #(he loves them really but holy FUCK are they annoying) #merlin is questioning his sanity because he agreed to be Mav's RIO permanently so he's stuck with this too #save merlin and ice from the bickering idiots #mav and slider will antagonise each other for the rest of time #ice just wants them to get along with each other for once #(he doesn’t realise yet but it's more scary when they do get along because it means they are scheming and its usually against ice) #its worse when they team up #slider and mav live to antagonise each other #god help anyone who tries to pick on one in front of the other #they are protective of each other #the only one allowed to bully mav is slider #and vice versa #anyone who tries to defy this gets their ass kicked #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #sam merlin wells

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: Eddie. . . What are you doing?

Eddie: Looking for my keys.

Steve: Yes, okay, but why are you looking for them in my back pockets?

Eddie: Oh, silly me, are these not my pants?

Steve: Considering that I am wearing the pants you currently have your hands in. . .I'd say no.

Eddie: My bad.

Steve: Your hands are still in my pockets. Eddie! I'm looking at your keys right now! They're on the table!

Eddie: Oh, there they are!

Steve: Eddie. . .do you like me?

Eddie: We've been married for ten years, Steven.

Steve: So, you DO like me!

Eddie: My hands are still in your pants, aren't they?

#stranger things #stranger things s4 #eddie munson #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #bisexual steve harrington #bisexual eddie munson #bi4bi #idiot4idiot #they're idiots in love #they're dorks your honor #incorrect stranger things quotes #rueleigh writes

[incorrect-lovelive-quotes]

Maki: "I question my sexuality whenever I see Nico."

Nico: "Why, thank yo-"

Maki: "Because normally I am attracted to girls, but she makes me question that."

#love live #love live school idol festival #love live school idol festival 2 miracle live #love live school idol project #μ's #nicomaki #nico yazawa #yazawa nico #maki nishikino #nishikino maki #love live incorrect quotes

[thrill-addict]

Waiter : What would you like to order?

Honoka : Can I get a milkshake with 3 straws?

Kotori & Umi, blushing : Honoka, that's too-

Honoka, putting the 3 straws in her mouth : Watch how fast I can drink this

#honokotoumi #love live #incorrect quotes #incorrect love live quotes #love live incorrect quotes #incorrect love live #love live muse #honoka kousaka #kousaka honoka #umi sonoda #sonoda umi #minami kotori #kotori minami

[angelmartinez00975]

Incorrect quotes(You Watanabe x Ozora Tsubasa 35)

You: Can I sit here?

Tsubasa: It's my lap.

You:... Is that a yes, then?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #love live incorrect quotes #incorrect love live #incorrect love live quotes #love live #love live! sunshine!! #love live! #love live sunshine #watanabe you #you watanabe #you watanabe love live #captain tsubasa #tsubasa ozora #ozora tsubasa #aqours #crossover #crossover ships

[bbygirl-obi]

obi-wan: anakin, could you please do me a favor? anakin, intently: i would cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene, and take the blame for you. obi-wan: oh. thank you? i'd never ask you to do that, though- anakin: but i would. in a heartbeat. obi-wan: ...alright then. i mean, i just need you to open the door for cody- anakin: no.

#i just love the idea that cody and anakin hate each other instinctively #two cats hissing at each other in the background while obi-wan deadpans #anakin is scared of feeling replaced by cody in obi-wan's life #meanwhile cody feels like anakin's too hard on obi-wan and also too reckless w the vode's lives #yk how it is #quotes #star wars #sw #the clone wars #tcw #cody #commander cody #anakin skywalker #anakin #obi-wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #obi-wan #obi wan #incorrect the clone wars quotes #incorrect tcw quotes #incorrect star wars #incorrect star wars quotes

[padawansuggest]

CloneTok

Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-

Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.

Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-

Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????

Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?

Wolffe: technically you did.

Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-

Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!

Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!

Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.

Cody: *pulling hair*

Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #commander wolffe #captain rex #they need to end each other #they were bored of each other five minutes after decanting they’re just tired af now #CloneTok #spacetok #no one’s asking but Obi’s most fucked up war crime was giving a guy the runs and tossing mustard gas in the bathroom while he’s already dyin #like sir how you gonna wreck someone’s bowels and then make them live through hell to get cleared out 😭 #the guy was running a clone fighting ring tho so it was deserved #Cody fell in love then and there

[coldemergency]

Harry: I’ve decided to marry Voldemort

Hermione: ???!

Ron: Oh, uh, congrats mate

Dumbledore: *nodding approvingly* The power of love

Voldemort: For the last time Potter, I’m not marrying you

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #hp #tomarry #tom riddle #voldemort #harrymort #tomarrymort #tom marvolo riddle #dumbledore #albus dumbledore #hermione #ron weasley #the power of love #and they lived happily ever after #Draco Malfoy was the flower girl