#love lotion

[cilly-murphy]

welcome to the brains of your fave pair of annoying mutuals

I'm only here to expose you as a fake swiftie. a disgrace a shame a disservice

#replies #hi we're insane as usual #love lotion

[creedslove]

okay but what about showering with Joel?

I don't mean anything sexual, but instead, stepping into the shower with him after a hard of work, in which you can see he arrived home all sweaty, exhausted and sore. You could see he just needed some affection and soft touch, a way to relax, and thinking of how he ALWAYS talks about how good your hair smells and how soft your skin is, you decide to do something nice for him, getting under the stream of water and using all your products on him: your expensive shampoo, your soap, body scrub, lotion, etc, anything so he can feel good

And let me tell you, Joel wouldn't care if you are using female cosmetics on him at all, quite the opposite, he would close his eyes and groan at the moment he feels your finger tips massaging his scalp while the sweet scent of your shampoo floods his senses, the way you would rub his back, his chest, even his stomach, it would be such a state of relaxation, not even blinking when you apply scrub on his handsome face and then wash it gently

When you are done treating him well, he would just wrap his arms around you, pulling you closer, your head resting on his chest, his heartbeat soothing your embrace as he keeps you there some more, just appreciating how lucky he truly is to have him ❤️

#pedro pascal #joel miller #random #personal #idk thats just a cute scenario that came over me when i was applying some face scrub lotion during shower #i love joel #he deserves all the pampering and affection in the world

[bakugoyelling]

you get on your knees to give giyuu head and he hands you a pillow to put underneath them so they don’t get sore 🥹

#bc one time he didn't and your knees were marked up and sore after and when he saw them he felt so bad :( #he kissed them and rubbed lotion on them later that night too #sighhh i love him

[crybaby-bkg]

Dabi sneaks into your room while you shower, makes himself entirely too comfortable when he sprawls out on your bed. You’re in the conjoined bathroom showering, completely oblivious to his presence until you step out. You gasp at the sight of him, hands instantly clenching onto your towel before you relax, rolling your eyes with a huff as you go about gathering your lotion.

“Who the hell invited you in my bed?” You ask him, voice holding much less malice than he had expected. Dabi only chuckles under his breath, stretches like some stray cat getting entirely too comfortable in their found owners home. You cut your eyes at him, watching his Cheshire smile as he rests his hand on his folded arms behind him.

“Didn’t know I needed an invitation, sweetheart.” He tells you, pouts a little when you throw an empty water bottle at him. “Last time I was here, you were begging me to stay—“

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just announce yourself next time, I damn near had a heart attack.” You snip at him, turning your back as you drop your towel. It doesn’t do much to hide you though, as you stand in front of your floor length mirror, cutting your eyes at the man who hasn’t taken his eyes off of you since you entered the room.

“Can I do it?” Dabi asks quietly, finally sits up when he sees you picking up your lotion, hands splayed and ready. You eye him warily, trying to figure out what he’s up to you, but the sincerity and wonder that gathers in his eyes is enough to sway you. Your answer to him is a hum as you hand over the lotion bottle, turning on your heel so you can face him head on.

Dabi stands quickly, stares you down as he makes his way to you, his form lanky and tall, heavy boots loud in the quietness of the room. When he grabs the bottle, his fingers glide against yours, and he makes quick work of lathering it into your arms. He rubs cheekily at your chest, grinning up at you when he flicks your nipples just to watch your nose scrunch as you mutter about him being a little creep.

He kneels in front of you, rubs the lotion between his hands, warms it just so with his quirk, works it into your legs and calves. You rest against the mirror placed on the wall behind you, head thrown back as you hum under your breath, moaning slightly when he lifts your foot and rests it on his knee to slather your toes down in the lotion, cracks the knuckles there to feel you jump before relaxing.

He guides you to turn around, works on the backs of your thighs, kisses the cellulite and dimples there as you reach a hand back to stroke his hair. When he stands, he crowds you, hands squished between your bodies to massage your back gently.

“I’m hard as a rock right now,” Dabi admits under his breath, eyes glancing up at your own in the mirror reflection. You tut at him, smiling softly, as his evidence is pressed into the small of your naked back, and you welcome him with a little wiggle of your hips.

“You’re obsessed with me.” Is all you give him, biting your bottom lip when Dabi nips at your neck, when he grinds against you, fits the shape of his cock between your cheeks.

“Yeah.” He agrees, breathily, easily, as if the sentiment is as simple as breaking into your house and admiring you like some lazy, domesticated stray that you always seem to welcome with open arms.

#the imagery of being rubbed down so gently in lotion is one of my favs if that wasn’t obvious #I’m so in love w this stinky man I’m gonna cry #also two writings in one day HELLO #pls send me fic recs for this stinky man I’m falling for him #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #dabi treats! 🍬 #also omg have you guys seen that tt where that guy was like #‘I love watching bigger women put on lotion. it’s so mesmerizing the way they work it into the skin’ #LOL definitely his mindset especially when you work it into your thighs and arms

[kakyogay]

LOTION THE PUP FROM HELL AND HIS SIBSTER TOOTHPASTE THE 2NDST but actually seriously drawn and given a design :]

artfight link <3

#rain world #lotion #toothpaste the 2ndst #the ref is so ass but I love it #the markings on lotion's back are supposted to look like drops of lotion #to somewhat mimic toothpaste's toothpaste dollop like markings #love these things so much

[yourlocalrandombisexual]

ofmd fans have you also formed a sentimental attachment to lavender scented products because of ed teach or are you normal?

#me using my lavander lotion ed would love this #ofmd

[jadewritesficshere]

18+ Only MDNI

Steve who loves every inch of you. Steve who kisses you silly and holds your hand during sex. Steve who makes sure to call you beautiful every day, because to him you are the most beautiful person he's ever seen and every day he falls more in love with you.

Steve who finds out you don't see yourself as beautiful, who thought you had brushed his compliments off because you were shy not because you didn't believe him. Steve who holds you as you cry over your insecurities. Steve who spends extra time kissing where you are most insecure, making sure to lather you with love. Steve who washes your mouth out with soap every time he hears you talk bad about yourself (it's supposed to be a punishment and he knows you would enjoy being spanked too much). Steve who makes you watch yourself in the mirror while he fucks you, so you can see how he loves you and how hot you are. Steve who buys a thesaurus to find synonyms for beautiful that he can call you. Steve who loves every inch of you and hopes that you can start to love every inch of yourself.

#Steve Harrington is the most boyfriend to boyfriend like he is a hopeless romantic okay #He would be peak boyfriend material and he would love you no matter what #He canonically holds hands during sex HE WOULD 100% LOVE YOUR INSECURITIES #Stretch marks? He thinks they look prettier than lightning during a thunderstorm #Moles or freckles? Hell he has them too but he thinks they are prettier then constellations on you #Stomach? He loves it he loves to kiss and bite it #Thick thighs? He loves to feel them grip around him he loves the power in them #Hip dips? He knows you dislike the dip but he loves them he thinks its prettier then a mountain range #Acne? Doesn't bother him he will pop the ones you can't reach and if you don't want that he invests in a skincare routine you both can do #Eczema? He buys special lotion for you and massages it in (he would give you massages regardless) #Crooked teeth? He finds them charming but if you don't like them and are that distraught he would offer to get you braces (but he loves #Crooked teeth and thinks they are beautiful no one can replicate them and they are so uniquely you he loves it) #Listen idc what your insecurity is and neither does Steve he loves you regardless #Steve Harrington x reader #Steve Harrington/reader #Steve Harrington x you #Steve Harrington/you #Steve Harrington x y/n #Steve Harrington fluff #Boyfriend!Steve Harrington #Stranger Things #Jade is Talking

[goshyesvintageads]

Alberto-Culver Co, 1954

#White Rain #ad #1954 #mid-century #advertisement #tennis #hair #romance #vintage #1950s #midcentury #beauty #advertising #gentle #lotion #love #mid century

[peppermintmochafem]

come be a good pet and sit at my feet 💋

#my body <3 #New shoes!! #New nails!! #Pmsing and sick and in a bad mood but I'm having self love night and feel good 🥺 #New sparkle lotion!! #puppy butches <333 #butch puppies pspspsp #Puppy butches come sit and get head scratches #Ignore the collar and leash it's not a trap I promise mwhaha mwah

[boydykepdf]

worst thing in the world when ur love language is gifts & ur favorite people don’t care abt receiving small presents & trinkets…i understand those cats that leave dead animals on doorsteps we r living the same lifestyle

#literally LOVE getting people presents esp my close friends bc i can make them so cute + personal #but my fucking. twin. is like the least materialistic person EVER like she never wants anything… #had the brilliant idea 2 make her a personalized advent calendar xmas gift like it’s gonna be SO cute #gonna get 12 little presents package them all nicely etc…but i just know she will not care that much 🥲 #whatever tho…it’ll be fun 4 me 2 make i already knitted her a big scarf that’ll probably be day 12… #might do it for my other sister or another friend too i just feel like this is such a good idea…. #can go 2 the thrift store & find cute trinkets…get little snacks…buy some fuzzy socks + little hand lotions etc…. #then wrapping paper from the thrift store & leftover ribbon from halloween costume. little handmade number cards…. #was already planning 2 knit them scarves anyway. scream this is the best present idea and none of them will fully appreciate it 😭😭😭

[rainc0at]

SHANNON RUTHERFORD: That's Hot - Ayesha Erotica

#pretty sure this is out of time. but. capcut was DYING #I LOVE HER GUYS I oh shes so pretty ohmylord #the scene where she has the sun lotion i HER TOP!!!! ITS SO PRETTY!!! #i looooove her style #i looooove her comebacks #i looooove her #shannon rutherford #shannon my love #lost #lost abc #lost edit #lost tv show #edit #i realise i probably shouldve done sleeping with her last for more of an effect but cannot be bothered to fix that. pretend.

[cilly-murphy]

first you copy my icon then my taylor swift songs–

this is what happens when you talk to a hoe all day everyday (derogatory)

#replies #love lotion

[thenighttrain]

who else remembers taylor’s perfume era? i realised i still have full bottles of wonderstruck, taylor and incredible things omg 😭

[saotoru]

hi loml i’ve been thinking so hard about sanji and beard burn and about how he’s like the most gentle person ever and always treats you with so much care but he can’t help but leave behind little stinging marks on your face and between your legs and lowkey all over you body if he’s in the right mood cause what’s he supposed to do?? not kiss you the way you deserve??? out of the question >:(((

HHJHJJNNGGGGG no ik for a fact when he pulls away and you touch the spot(s) where it’s raw and stinging he feels SO bad ://// the aftercare would be even better than usual…. tries his hardest not to kiss over them again and gently rubs them w lotion instead. praises u so profusely, saying “‘m so, so sorry pretty girl…” but also distracted bc he remembers how u even got burnt in the first place and kinda wants to do it again …. and how can u blame him !! he gets sooooo worked up just from being around u so how can he not kiss u everywhere :((

#sunny tag #sunny the loml tag #the way #i could say so much about him GEHEHDH #omg this reminds me when i got razor burn on my legs and i wished he was there to rub lotion on them 😩 #ARRGHHHHH RAHHHHHHH I HATE KT HERE #also #I LOVE U KIS KIS

[outlying-hyppocrate]

thinking about parallels between pets and their owners

#random thoughts #boy in the corner #not pictured: my cat. lovely she #don't mind the nivea lotion bottle fron 2012 in the corner.

[songofsaraneth]

have to retire one of my daily wear rings because it’s just too banged up now—opal is just such a soft stone alas (and this is why that post about opal wedding rings is kinda silly, if you plan to wear a wedding ring daily). There used to be little silver bars between the sections but they fell out and now the edges are all chipping.

i got a couple options as replacements and the one i was most excited for came today, a moonstone with branch/leaf setting!

it has such pretty blue flash. it’s higher profile than i usually wear (and i am pretty rough on my hands) so probably won’t be an every-single-day ring. But I’ve been eying this shop for a while and am really happy with the quality. The other rings i ordered from a different shop haven’t put any shipping info out yet but will just be plant/branch sterling bands with no stones.

#ramblings #i just love jewelry so much #whenever i take my rings off to lotion my hands or swim i feel so naked