Danny and Sam cause chaos at a gala
So Sam is forced to one of her families galas, and Danny is also forced to go because he had convinced Jack and Maddie that it would be good for his future carer
Sam and Danny find this out after complaining to each other, once they realised they were both going to the same gala they started planning
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Every member of the Batfam hated galas with a passion and Jason had thought he got out of this one when he got an alert that Joker was crashing Wayne gala
He was annoyed obviously
So he didn't know how to react when as he arrived 2 teenagers were half beating the shit out of joker and half dancing
All the goons were stuck to walls and furniture, and all the gala attendants were perfectly fine, there was also phineas and ferb songs and my little pony songs playing in the background
A girl in a poofy purple dress with knee-high combat boots was dancing to the cartoon songs while stomping on the jokers back
And a black-haired teen in a ripped-up suit with mismatched combat boots was dancing with the girl while kicking the joker's teeth in
He started recording...
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Sam and Danny planned for a week, they would sneak in and set up speakers with my little pony and Phineas and Ferb songs, 2 sets of combat boots and a Fenton blaster modified to shoot a glue like substance
So in the middle of the gala Sam and Danny started their playlist
They gave no fucks
For the first 15 minutes, they were just smashing furniture(their rich they can pay) and giving people the finger while dancing with each other to cartoon songs
Then they hopped up on tables and started firing their Fenton blasters everywhere
It was the best
So like hell they were stopping just because Bobo the wannabe clown decided to drop by
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Slightly dark/insane batfam who is overjoyed to have Jason back from death is one of my favorite aus ever. Like imagine Bruce being oh so proud of his son who ended entire gangs and built an empire in a matter of months before he even turned 19. Ofc he's gonna brag to this fellow JL members. His kid is just so driven and smart! Jason has no idea if they were always like this or if his death made them this way but he's not complaining (much).
Ooo that would be interesting!
Like, a Batman who still doesn’t kill and adheres to his moral code but has absolutely no problem if his kids turn murderous. He’s a proud and supportive dad either way, the only rule he has is that they keep it strictly to criminals and leave alone the regular civilians.
He went a little cuckoo when he lost Jason. As did Dick. (And Tim wasn’t sane either way lmao)
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NaNoWriMo Day #19
[masterlist] [part one]
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There are some things, Alfred thought amused, that transcend even death. Bruce was far from the first Wayne to have a slight adoption problem, and his sons won't be the last. Though, he mused as he prepared the tea, this might just be the first time a Wayne has ever adopted a member of the living from beyond the grave. It's certainly the first time one has ever adopted the ghost king.
There was a sudden cry of, "Brucie! There you are!" Followed by a sharp yelp of, "Who the fu—udge are you!" Nice save, master Jason, Alfred thought with a smirk. He gathered everything together to the sounds of overlapping voices, and counted down in his head as he neared the room. 3, 2, 1— "Everyone, calm down! Young man, could you please explain who you are and what you're doing here?" —Right on time, as always, master Bruce. Alfred opened the door just in time to see the wide grin on master Danny's face and catch his eye with a small smile and a nod.
"Master Bruce, I know I raised you better than that, surely you recognize your little brother?" Ahhh, the simple joy of watching an entire family of world class detectives "blue screen", as master Tim would say. Each and every one of them were trying to figure out how this teenager could be Bruce's younger brother, when they all knew what had happened to the elder's parents, and all of them were drawing the wrong conclusions. Alfred hadn't had to fight this hard not to grin since his adoptive son was pulling his hair out because master Richard was swinging from the chandelier. Last week.
"Since when did you adopt a kid?!" "Aww, Alfie, are we not enough for you?" "Now I know where B gets it from..." "Father, I had not realized Pennyworth was behind your serial adoption habits. You are forgiven."
Apparently, master Danny didn't have the same fortitude as Alfred, as he began laughing shortly after the accusations started flying. Alfred let his smile grow more fond at the sound. Thomas and Martha had shared their suspicions about master Danny's home life, and while he could see some of what they meant, it was heartening to know it wasn't as bad as he'd feared.
"No, no, goodness, no, Alfred didn't adopt me! Though," master Danny said, laughing eyes catching his own, "I'm sure if he got to me, first, he would have. No, mom and dad weren't able to make it legal on this side of things, so I don't have the name, but the family ties are just as strong. I am Bruce's little brother, and I am adopted, but the adoption was a little more," here, master Danny changed forms and started floating, "spiritual than normal."
In the silence that followed that proclamation, Alfred heard the whisper of a woman's laugh and a man's chuckle drift past his ears. A soft, "That's my boy," breezed through the air between Alfred and master Danny, causing the young man to brighten and Alfred to chuckle. Oh yes, master Bruce may have been too young to remember, but Thomas and Martha both had wicked senses of humor. The two of them had probably coached master Danny on exactly what to say, what to do, and how. Now, we just have to calm them down long enough to explain everything, he thought with a wry grin. Not the hardest thing I've done, that was most certainly raising master Bruce in the first place.
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TADA! I finally had a prompt to continue this storyline with! Of course, it's not the longest I've written, but I've also been dealing with a headache most of the day. Again (-_-;) buuuuut, knowing I can pop something of this quality out in just less than an hour, while dealing with a headache, is definitely something worth knowing, don't you think? (^~^;)ゞ yeaaaahhh, I'm trying to not make this a thing...
But! I hope this at least answered a few questions about how Alfred knew about Danny lol if I get around to part three, we'll get some more clarification, but for now, I hope this will do ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
@chaoticmistake and @ectoplasm024 both asked to be tagged if/when I wrote more, so here you go!
Have a good morning/day/night!
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So I checked out.... "Way to Protect Lovable You"? "Saving my Sweetheart"? Whatever the heck it's called...
Thanks for randomly introducing me to a new manhwa, @murasaki-cha! I've consumed all available chapters in the past 24 hours – you know, like you do. Here go my first memes impressions for you 😂
Leticia: *literally dying but on YOLO mode*
Ditrian: (OMG my cute fiance asked me on a secret moonlight date-!)
Leticia: So, let's get divorced in 6 months
Ditrian: ???
Leticia: But also, let's fake date in the meantime!
Ditrian: ???????
Ahin & Noelle, as Josephina's Wings: Oh woe is us, our Saintess wants us to hurt people, whatever shall be do~!
Ahin & Noelle, 5 seconds after becoming Leticia's Wings: 😊🔪 Let's dismember all threats to our Saintess on the spot
Leticia: So let's hug. And kiss. And sleep in the same bed. …You know, platonically
Ditrian: (…mercy, I'm gonna die, my wife will kill me-!)
Leticia: (What's with that expression…? Does he still hate me?)
Ditrian: *overdosing on CUTE*
Leticia: …Oh! I also want a baby
Ditrian: *DYING ROYAL NOISES*
Julius: Mom I promise, I'm definitely gonna return to you!
Also Julius: *returns in a box*
Mano: …Baby, you're a s***ty jokester 😭
Leticia's Wings: Leticia, no
Leticia: Leticia, yes
Emperor: Son, you shall become the First Wing of the Saintess
Callisto: *looks at Josephina*
Callisto: I'd rather f***ing die *commits arson*
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