why do some people hate debbie’s job as a welder… like i’m genuinely curious she loves that job and is good at it and has found success thru it i don’t get not liking her as a welder
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“It’s almost warm weather!” Summer enjoyers tell me at work when we get the slightest mild day, as if I will also enjoy the season of overstimulation. Like bitch I’m itchy, sweaty, it’s loud, my neighbors are running machinery, everywhere I go there are throngs of people. I do not enjoy this.
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While out on a date you made a wish that your goth girlfriend would be nicer to you. To your surprise, she transformed before your eyes into a loving mommy domme, determined to baby you right there in the middle of the club!
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simply no one is doing lesbians like dnd shows. Hopelessly devoted to your girlhood best friend that you face execution for her but have to grapple with maybe killing her for the good of the world, going through the motions of a corporate hellscape with the same woman by your side only for her to get engaged to someone else for a promotion but then you find out she actually did it to cover up her lame and cringe fail antics and now you’re not in love with her anymore, whatever the fuck jizzie have going on
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single and looking for a relationship with a possessive male father figure who knows best and gaslights me into obeying, complying, and being completely devoted and in love with being subservient 😜😜 JK…..kinda.
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