#love parcels

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

It is once again 1925, somehow, and you once again find yourself as SPADES SLICK, which needs no explanation. Well, it suits you just fine. A time of RUFFIANS, THUGGERY, and SNAPPILY DRESSED CRIMINALS. Just the kind of place where a guy like you can really stretch his legs.

You decide while in Rome to do as the Romans do and find yourself a nice lamppost to lean against while being on the lookout for DAMES looking for TROUBLE. Be that trouble they are in or about to be in, courtesy of yours truly. It's just your luck, then, that you should find a PERFECTLY SIZED LAMPPOST to lean against. Now you're getting into the swing of things, like a CROWBAR to the FACE OF A CLOCK. Heh, good times, you tell yourself. Good times.

Getting into the natural groove and rhythm of things, you decide to take out ONE QUARTER and begin to flip it like you flip the bird to those Felt mooks. Yeah, this is nice, real nice.

But what's this? A DAME? And of the foxiest variety to boot, mayhaps a PANICKING MADAME? But that only sweetens the pot as you find yourself staring into her beautiful, beady eyes. Like staring into the void that stares back and isn't above blinking from time to time.

You find yourself just as sucked into her eyes as a black hole, or "suckered" may be more appropriate as it dawns on you that the UNRULY QUARTER refuses to march to your beat, the damn thing grazing the skin of your palm like many a dodged bullet aimed squarely at your rather BULBOUS HEAD. But this hits harder than any of those bullets ever could, as time seems to slow down to taunt you, mock you, spit in your face for thinking you could sit with the times at the cool kid table. You watch in slow motion as that quarter bounces and rolls its metallic ass right toward the sewer grate like a man coming home for dinner.

You have just lost the equivalent of THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #midnight crew #spades slick #jack noir #peregrine mendicant #parcel mistress #pm #carapacians #mod terezi #i love making quotes like these it's honestly really fun

[vylirium]

love witch II ❤️

#shes a sticker reward for my parcel tier this month on patreon!! #fat art #fat positive #plus size art #plus size fashion #fat fashion #lovecore #love witch #witchy vibes #witchblr #witch art #artists on tumblr #vylirium

[alexanderpearce]

#shut up ulrike #steeleye span #folk music #there are about a million other categories of songs these are just ones ive noticed mostly on parcel of rogues and now we are six bc those #are the ones my parents and thus i listened to most #other categories could include: 'the fields! the harvest!' and 'He Died' and 'my love is oh so far away/he Died' #and lots of magical narratives that could all have their own subsections #and a hundred other niche themes im sure you could find at least two songs for each #anyway #popular

[hannie-dul-set]

saw a tweet of someone getting hit by a porsche and being a little too happy about it bcs they got 10k as compensation and.......now i have a new ricky wip.

#i have 2 exams tomorrow i shouldn't be thinking about this but i am!!!! #also. one of the parcels from my stressed induced online shopping session the other day is arriving today. #this was supposed to my post-finals reward but it's arriving way before said finals 😭😭 #had a grant total of 1.5hrs of sleep today!!! can't wait to have the same amount of sleep later!!!! #reviewing 17 chapters worth of study material in one day bcs my profs r insane... i love my major i love my major i love my major

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Can't explain how funny an Odasaku and Adam duo would be. I know it doesn't work in canon but I think people who haven't gone through the narration in both Dark Era and Day I Picked Up Dazai understand how objectively hilarious Oda is without even trying to be. Add that to Adam's general weirdness and you have, I think, the set-up for an entire buddy cop movie, except it's an android who eats gum and thinks pretending to be a pigeon and telling android jokes are good ways of interacting with people (he's right actually) and a mafia member who refuses to kill and responds to events that would have any sane person quitting their job and moving out of the city like it's a passing breeze.

Imagine them working together. Imagine them investigating. They both think the other is entirely normal and connect over having to look out for their respective self-destructive teenagers they bonded with.

Said self-destructive teenagers are watching them from a distance, baffled and horrified, because neither of them is responding to anything in a remotely normal way.

And if they had the slightest bit more self-awareness, they would know that is literally exactly how everyone else, including the two men they are currently judging, feels about the two of them when they interact in any capacity.

#anxious to post this since it is so entirely self-indulgent but yeah #woe. my 3 am thoughts be upon ye #i absolutely love that it is canon that dazai of all people thinks odasaku is really weird #oda: calmly talking about how his job as a postman is pretty boring then following up by saying their warehouse got bombed #and he found a baby in a parcel #dazai: 🙂??? #and like a good chunk of stormbringer is just chuuya going ???? at anything adam does #i simply think they should hang out. out-weird them. you know? #bsd #bsd odasaku #bsd adam #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #ok so realistically i know skk are more outwardly weird than either of these two #but i still think it's funny #storyrambles

[seal-berry]

after sitting on the finale for a bit i can say that season was some musical theater genius and the next seasons could literally shit the bed and we will still always have this beautiful little eight episode chestnut. Would watch the broadway show

#hazbin hotel #alastor #people really werent getting that they were going for musical pacing #so many people are confused about this show because they expected western animation episodic pacing #and they got a stage musical #but personally ill always love short form like yessss give me a perfect chestnut yesss make the most of that episode count #like dont get me wrong id love a longer season but the show as it is now is tight and efficient #the REPRISES like it was so smart it lets you have a full song without the full time to establish it the second time around #and the way the Vs were incorporated into the finale in surgical bits #like. there is legitimately very little fat to trim here and the narrative choices are smart in how they parcel out the minutes #cant wait for the al fanfics

[books-and-dragons]

waterstones special edition of the chalice and the gods i love you

#books talks #LOOK AT THE SPRAYED EDGES #They aren’t on the top or bottom which big sad come on waterstones do better #BUT STILL #pjo #percy jackson #the chalice and the gods #precious book i have been waiting all day and now it is time to READ #i’ll be back and very extra unnormal in a couple of hours #not sorry for the inevitable reblog storm #also yes the nails are blue no it wasn’t intentional but i love it nonetheless #last time i was like this about pjo on tumblr it was boo i'm p sure #also getting this from the mailman was so sweet!! #he was like 'i've been delivering a lot of those (gestures to my waterstones parcels) the past few days- something happen?' #OH YES IT DID #did i intend on posting a fic before i let myself read tcotg? yeah but also lazy and the book is RIGHT THERE

[malinaa]

i said it once and i’ll say it again happy place is pwmov’s spiritual successor

#it’s part and parcel of being an Emily Henry Book as well but the foundations are similar fr #starting off the book w some sort of established relationship that teetered off because the main mmc was insecure about his place in the fmc #’s life. the love that’s preemptively built in their dynamics… the loneliness both harriet and poppy carry. the way alex and wyn would do #anything to help them with. their willingness to uproot their life for their s/o as long as she really wants it #poppy and harriet’s dissatisfaction w their jobs. the way both alex and wyn think they weren’t even alive before they met poppy/harriet #sometimes it feels like I didn’t even exist before that. like you invented me 🤝 i thought i made you. just by wishing #<- LIKE CMONNNNNNNNNN #lit #people we meet on vacation #happy place #emily henry #text #tais toi lys #THE WAY BOTH HARRIET AND POPPY HAVE TO WRESTLE WITH *THEIR* OWN WANTS. THEY HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT THEMSELVES AND DEAR GOD IT’S MAKING ME ILL #*

[deus-ex-mona]

unnecessary comparison of the day!

volume 5’s release of one of asuna’s chapters changed the subject of her stan twt cancellation posts from mona to miyu (of frusu)!

#there are also minor dialogue changes from the piccoma release to the volume versions but still~~~~ #though ngl i love how asuna is the one who has received the most dialogue changes out of everyone in the series lmao #she received one in vol 2 when. like. no one else did iirc #ily asuna frusu i wanna k n o w your after story auauaauaaaaaaaaa #but. man. now im faced with a tough decision for vol 4. #do i or do i not have asuna cuss mona out in the name of localisation or should i just tl directly? #bc so far i’ve tried to tl asuna based on vibes and such as much as possible (instead of direct tls) sooooo #i just. wanna do her justice mannnnnnn. she’s a dumbass but she’s *my* dumbass yk? #but aside from that… i gotta try my best to come up with tls for the variety show segments auaaaaaaaa #i think my little theme of attempted alliteration would work? im sorry appare☆manten you’re sunny⭐︎skies now #hmmmmamamsmmdmdkdjdmdjdjdjdjse im sorryy im goinggngngng insaneeeee from the lack of lxl album shipping updates auauauaaaaaaaaa #p l s ship my album i n e e d to inject meoto into my veins #pls cmonnnnn you cant just suddenly up the shipping price by 20 bucks and *not* ship it on timeeeee #im gonna e a t d h l if it’s the last thing i do #m. maybe it’ll ship if i finish tling the vol 3 bonus chapter today (delusional) i hate waiting for parcels smmmmmm #ok insanity over i think i should get some dinner bye

[magicshop]

serotonin is found in the lys tear vinyl pc set

#they're sooooo pretty omg 💗💗💗💗 #just came home to my parcel and I'm in love!! best album lp edition 😭 #this is why I'm always spending money... this is a problem...

[beachghoulz]

the thingy i ordered is in nz now we stay winning

#i love tracking parcels #get here boy #it is coming from australia karat it is the land of your people

[omegalomania]

it's a really close call but ultimately i think i'd have to say that my favorite member of fall out boy is fall out boy

#*making poasts #this brought to you by: stop making me pick a favorite member on ur quizzes or polls or whatever PLEASE #i CANT do that i am legitimately INCAPABLE OF DOING THAT #i cannot divide my love for them. i cannot section and parcel away my affections into discrete nodes in that way. #i was not only born without feelings but i was also born without the part of the brain that lets you pick favorites of anything

[kr3lion]

this is MY idol

#ernest shackleton #shackleton #polar explorer #all the way from polartwt #the person who printed my photocards wrote pre historical photos outside of the parcel and i was speechless #the delivery guy probably saw it and pls sir believe me when i say it’s normal to love mommy shackle #endurance

[emeraldstarlight]

ponies with tboy swag compilation

#not all of them by a long shot #none of these ponies are cis <3 #also loove transmasc mane 6 and starlight hcs #shoutout to parcel post did he ever escape from discord's void #i love projecting onto starlight #i think it would be good if when she went to reconnect with sunburst #he was like haha yeah im a guy now #and starlight is like you can do that?? cool me too then #when i can't draw i make bad posts instead you all have to deal with it #text

[mo-ok]

My christmas present finally got here! Look at him! The King of Engines 😭😭😭

#go onger #power rangers #power rangers rpm #i cried like a damn baby opening the parcel #i've never been this happy in my life lol now i gotta save up for the other 9 #g12 is the goal. g12 will be achieved #speedor's soul needs a new battery and i will probably cry again after i replace it #also bearR is the perfect size to hold like a lil hamburger and its PERFECT #and bus-on is fucking huge #i just love them so much I am SCREAMING

[plushie-lovey]

Does anyone have any tips about selling plushies? More specifically about how to go about shipping them out to people? But any advice is helpful!

#I am going to be selling some plushies soo In pretty sure #but part of whats holding me back is not understanding the whole process #like do I have to go to usps to get labels printed? or is it required I do that myself? #I believe I will ship using usps because I don't trust any other company with packages #and we love respect and support our local mail carriers here #and do I have to buy my own boxes or mail parcels or do I get those at the shipment place #if I can I'd love to buy my own packaging for cuteness reasons #lots to learn rn #viti shoosh