#love this crime boy

[wilsonsfatwhitecat]

I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy

#house md #dilfsource #hatecrimes md #i love pathetic men #james wilson #hilson #someone help #house x wilson #dr house #wilson is the boy toy btw #gregory house x james wilson #hate crimes md

[serotoninny]

i love you like the kids love throwing bottles off the bridge - american shoes

#love is like a bird that you kept in your coat #warm until it died in the dark #crime boys #dsmp #dreamsmp #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #mcyt #i dont even think this song fits them very well i just heard and i was like ooouguhg. chommay and ilbur #enjoy. kicks this at you

[toomanywatchers]

*steven and andrew at least having diversity with their food vessel picks*

ryan:

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #wearewatcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #andrew ilnyckyj #top 5 beatdown #we get it you’re mexican but it is a crime putting flour over corn tortillas #also i knew the all purpose flour was coming due to patreon livestream spoilers #but i still was not ready #also leaves is a great choice #i love filling shit up in leaves leave my boy andrew alone

[pencil-for-a-dog]

I just need a fanfic where everyone thinks that Wes keeps saying that Danny and Phantom are the same person because he has a crush on both of them and it's in his negation phase.

He does not. He swear he doesn't. You just don't understand. There's a whole investigation made by himself to PROVE that they're, indeed, the same person.

And they go all like, yes Wes, we know you are a little bit crazy about love but we respect and support you as long as you don't become a stalker or worse. We accepted ghosts, we can accept a poly boy.

And Danny doesn't help. He's all "oh Wea, I didn't know you think so good about me 😳😳😳" And Wes all "I DON'T" and Sam/Tuxker all "You don't treat my child like that."

Phantom,on the other side starts to flirt with him, jokingly. Dedicating him some wins, throwing him kisses, winking an wye in his direction, etc.

Amity Park is sure that there's a whole love triangle and it's kind of fucked up because in one side we have the strongest ghost and in the other side we have tiny child from ghost busters. That's drama.

It's their fucking novel, tea, whatever. They eat this shit, they inhale it, they live and only live for this shit. This is THE Drama.

Wes just wants to cry at this point.

#danny phantom #Danny phantom au #Dp Au #danny fenton being a little shit #danny fenton #wes weston #amity park #they're really supportive until you commit the big crimes #Wes is indeed in love with both of them but he doesn't knows lol #Danny might and will fall for this messy boy #How was this ship called #unidentified flying ship #i think it was #Wes Weston x Danny Fenton #it would be so good #if aomeone writes this one down

[kocchanchii]

danganronpa emo/scenekid au walked so vivia could run

#raincodefanart #master detective archives: rain code #raincode #vivia twilight #hey emo boy hey hey hey emo boy #ivebeenlisteningto6arelyhumannonstopdrawingthis #love u vivia #he reads crime and punishment

[canisalbus]

this image came to me a while back and wouldn't leave me alone until i brought it into the world, and after seeing your Barbenheimer art i thought i might send it to you. love all your work, and it's been great seeing the development of these two! <3

.

#aw dang partners in crime! #very in character yes #Vasco's gleeful look is just something else I love it #thank you for drawing my boys #;_; #I'm glad to hear you've been enjoying seeing them around! #Machete #Vasco #own characters #Pandaboar #gift art #a little context tidbit since this reminds me of it #for the majority of their co-existence Vasco is the one who has a little bit of a criminal record and autrority issues #and since he's never gotten into serious trouble for it he's quite nonchalant about the whole thing #he has solid morals for sure but they don't always align with the law #Machete is an obedient well behaved goody two shoes until he slowly boils over irreparably and becomes the worst version of himself #I actually had a similar thing sketched last month but never got around to finishing it #should I still do it or is it too late at this point

[drysaladandketchup]

Drop Those Gloves

FLA vs. WPG || Oct 14, 2023

#hockey #nhl #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #my edits #officer he's doing it again #rat boy committing rat crimes #first glove drop of the season and it's only game two #oh baby i love you you beautiful man

[vegaseatsass]

DFF ep9 spoilers

I love gay revenge, I LOVE gay revenge, I love gay REVENGE, I love GAY revenge, HOWEVER

I also love brothers with an uncrossable chasm between them whose parents compare them who lose each other and their entire family along the way... guess what I'm saying is, I love guilty golden boy brother revenge, too

#that shit was so good #i'm so disappointed in phee for losing FOCUS i could write a whole post about it lmfaoo #i was defending you despite all your red flags for being someone who really really fights for your loved ones n now look at you #but it's delicious tragedy im glad he is caught up in this shit without actually knowing the full scope of jin's crimes #and i'm transferring my affections to new as the person who keeps his focus and keeps his fight #poor joker smiling orphan boy #poor guilty asthmatic smoker who THROWS AWAY HIS ENTIRE LIFE #everything he ever worked for everything his conditionally loving parents ever valued about him #to get some JUSTICE!! phee look at my man then look back at yourself #dead friend forever #dff spoilers #dff the series spoilers #dff

[ashrayus]

#girl help idk what to put in the caption #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #me when i. me when #goddd this was rly fun to color i love vibrant colors actually #took me so LONG to draw wilbur tho o(- ( #crimeboys #crime boys #dsmp #dream smp #my art

[ghouljams]

You Really Bug Me

Rating: G Tags: stalking, bugging, König x f!oc/reader, Cowboy au, reader has committed crimes and will commit more Summary: Being a tech wizard has its drawbacks, namely: sometimes the government tries to keep an eye on you. Good thing it's not the government listening to you, but your lovely boyfriend König.

It's when you drag your step stool into the living room to replace the overhead light's bulbs that you notice it. The little metal box hardwired into the fixture has a tiny metal grating you can only assume is a microphone. Your stomach drops. You should have expected to find a bug at some point. You're not... you're not unreasonably paranoid, but you probably brought this on yourself. You know exactly what this is about too.

You leave the bug dangling from your light and go to your office to grab an RF detector. Really you should have been checking, but you're in the middle of nowhere, no one knows you're out here, and you- well you just hadn't been worried. You find another microphone in the bathroom and one with a camera in your bedroom. You chew your lip staring at the bugs. You're tempted to crack your phone open.

Instead you go to your office and thank God that there isn't anything stashed in there. You suppose that's what the lock is for, but it's weird that the feds would be so polite as to ignore a locked door. You grab a shoe box off the bookshelf and drop your phone into its aluminum lined safety. You close the lid tight and do to raid your pantry. Time to be paranoid you suppose. Disconnecting bugs is the best way to let people know that you know about the bugs, so it's better to shut them all off at once, and hope the owners think the problem was on their end.

You're almost finished taping aluminum foil over your lights and windows when König opens your door. You should start locking that. His eyes are wild as they dart around the house. They're sharp and dangerous when they finally land on you, and you press back against your new silver wall coverings to try and avoid them. He cocks his head, taking in your makeshift Faraday cage with something akin to annoyance.

"You're not answering your phone Schatz," He tells you, his voice tight with something. You blink.

"Yes," You tell him. His eyes widen a little further as his shoulders roll back to his full height.

"What did you find?" He asks, you can't place his tone, but it's somewhere dangerous that makes you want to shiver.

"Keep your voice down," You hiss, his eyes lose some of their sharpness for confusion.

"Me?"

"Yes you, who else?" You press, feeling some of the anxiety start to catch up to you now that you aren't focused on radio-proofing your house. "The government is bugging me," You whine, feeling like a kid complaining about not getting a new toy, "how am I supposed to know which information is publicly available? Senators don't label anything." You press the heels of your hands against your eyes, feeling the scratch of soon to come tears. König makes a strange noise, you'd almost call it relief, and before you know it you're bundled in his arms.

"Meine Liebe," He soothes, "how many bugs did you find?"

"Three," You sniffle, he kisses the top of your head, "you doxx one congressman and suddenly you're not entitled to privacy."

König mumbles something in German that you don't catch, and kisses your head again. You like that way he curls around you, protective. You wrap your arms around his waist to keep him close, to bury your face against his chest. His hands rub your back, a firm comfort to your whining and sniffling.

"Why don't you come stay with me for a while liebling," König offers. You shrug, you have animals to feed, and a house to take care of. You really just want these things out of your house. "How about just for tonight?" He compromises. You give him a squeeze, you could do that.

"Ok," You sigh, "but help me get these things disconnected first."

#cod x reader #x reader #x oc #cod x oc #könig fanfiction #könig x reader #könig cod #könig call of duty #könig #könig x you #König x oc #könig mw2 #cowboy!König #nasty boy being nasty #the way he was so ready to just grab Bee and take her home if she knew they were his bugs #nearly lost living on her own privileges #Good thing Bee commits cyber crimes and has been bugged before #oc: bee #I love her so much she's so silly

[bounckery]

🌸•🌸

#wilbur soot #wilbursoot #wilbur soot fanart #tommyinnit #tommyinnit fanart #crimeboys #crime boys #crimeduo #crime duo #dirty crimeboys #crimebois #crime bois #ahh crimeboys tags we love to see it #mcyt #mcyt fanart #bounk draws #bounks personal faves #crimeboys fanart

[pansypr3p]

i love you in the same way theres a chapel in a hospital one foot in your bedroom and one foot out the door sometimes we take chances sometimes we take pills i could write it better than you ever felt it!!!!!

#hum hallelujah #fall out boy #pete wentz #i HATE you pete wentz!!!!! grrrrr!!!!!!! bark bark!!!! #anyway #patrick stump #s voice makes me want to commit crimes #i love them so much :( #lyrics #im going insane

[dorliart]

Been binging sophomore year of fantasy high and I had to draw the Girls Squad™️

#dimension 20 #dropout #fantasy high #intrepid heroes #ayda fantasy high #ayda aguefort #kristen applebees #adaine fantasy high #adaine abernant #tracker o'shaughnessey #fig faeth #fig fantasy high #character design #art #digital Art #i love ayda so much how did I not know of her sooner #a crime #they’re all very cute and I love them #I really wanna draw the boys squad too #this started out as me redrawing ayda in my style and then I couldn’t let her just be alone #and also I really like drawing adaine for some reason #it’s the Jean jacket I’m telling you #i Love their character designs and this was SO much fun to draw

[zuppizup]

Okay, okay, so hear me out.

Rayla is the most beautiful person in TDP (obvs), but Callum is the prettiest?

Yes?

This makes sense in my head.

He so pretty. Look at that boy.

#look at that pretty boy #they make good looking characters in TDP #Callum and Rayla top tier #pretty and beautiful #I love them #also love that this is his ‘lets discuss killing’ face #let him commit crimes #for a treat #he deserves it #especially after season 5… #the dragon prince #tdp #rayllum #rayla #callum #tdp callum #tdp rayla

[babygirlificationn]

Oh mein gott zis game ist füll of Betrügern,,,

#franziska voice: BATHE in the BLOOD of your ENEMIES miles edgeworth!!!! #ace attorney #aa #ace attorney fanart #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth fanart #franziska von karma #manfred von karma #fanart #digital art #art #my art :D #meme redraw #ive seen people do this with beanix and trucy which is as far as im aware a crime...phoenix loves trucy too much #my boy manfred on the other hand... #redraw edgeworth #is it just me or does manfred look kinda yassified here. whatever im not working on this anymore than i already have

[0vergrowngraveyard]

the sky is being noisy (thunderstorm directly over my house) so i’m gonna talk about my villain au boys because they need therapy like right now 🫶

tw: abusive behavior

sonic:

sonic was taken in by eggman when he was young (eggdad moment) and didn’t realize that the doctor was just using him for his own gains. when sonic did find out, instead of having a battle of morals, sonic just straight up said that he would be better than eggman ever was and ran away

being around tails has changed his life both for better and for worse. for better because, well, it’s tails! a sonic will always need a tails! they’re a cosmic truth, after all! …right?

unfortunately, being around tails has also caused some harm. he does consider tails to be his little brother, but subconsciously the thought of family scares him after figuring out that eggman had been using him. he’s terrified of rejection and getting attached

is tails just using him too? what if the kit leaves him alone as well? he doesn’t deal with thoughts like these very well, frequently spiraling into extreme highs and lows where he’ll either guilt trip tails into staying by his side or passive aggressively pushes him away

he hates that he does it, he’s very self aware and knows he’s hurting the kid, but he can’t bring himself to either change for the better for leave the kit somewhere he’ll be safe

tails:

tails was not abandoned by his parents in this au, but they were very abusive towards the kit. the prower name is a pretty big one so he’d frequently make public appearance where he was forced to hide his mutation. at home, his parents basically ignore him yet get mad at him for not being the perfect child they wanted

when tails met sonic, he’d been kicked out of the house for the day. he was six years old. sonic found him sitting outside and just started talking to the kit, eventually convincing him to run away with the hedgehog

while being around sonic has helped him feel protected, he can’t help but crave that parental affection he was never shown by his own parents. he’ll go above and beyond just for a simple “good job” or fur ruffle (he does not swat sonic’s hand away). he’s also still very insecure about his namesakes and rarely ever flies

despite craving sonic’s attention so much, he’s also kinda scared of him. he never knows when the hedgehog will snap next and is walking on eggshells almost 24/7

the brothers love each other, they genuinely do, they’re just damaged. nothing about their bond is healthy. it’s very codependent, both of them relying on the other to be their source of happiness. it’s ruining them both

they’ll never leave each other’s side, tho. they’re all each other have and neither of them wants to be alone

#tw: abuse #villain au #toxic unbreakable bond? in this household? #more likely than you think #playing with the cosmic truth like it’s a doll #i love my fucked up boys so much #they need help like right now #but instead they commit crimes #they love each other but they don’t know how to show it 😭 especially sonic that boy is unwell #also please don’t make this a ‘sonic bad. tails good’ thing because it isn’t #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #unbreakable bond #the brothers ever #sth au