Arthur: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Merlin speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.
I absolutely love Star Trek's sci-fi nonsense and diplomatic missions but my favourite episodes have to be the ones where they're not in the correct genre.
Things like going to the wild west, playing baseball, getting forced into a small child's fanfiction of a bedtime story, a twink with an accent acting like James Bond, an android and his pal becoming Holmes and Watson. Oh also nerds writing oc fanfiction and pretending it's a movie.
Also the time-travel episodes. Like when DS9 fucked around during the Tribble episode on TOS. Or when Spock and Kirk ran away from cops in the 1930's. Or when 3 fuckers get transported to Roswell.
It's fun. It's funky. It has the potential to be very goofy. Also seeing a bunch of scientists and diplomats being forced to play weird hopscotch is way too fun of a concept not to love.
will solace is a fool. an absolute buffoon and he is quite literally my child. this GUY has looked at nico di angelo one (1) time and held his gaze once when he first arrived to camp because that boy is so stubborn he started arguing with a hundred plus year old centaur while sword traning and injured himself and will's little kid heart went "oh!" and then he saw him again at the battle of manhattan and said "oh again!"
it is so important to me that he has been crushing on nico for so long. he is Mr. McPiner, he is Yearning Extraordinaire.
does he show it?? no. he doesn't. and i don't think he ever told his siblings about it (although i am sure Lee had his suspicions and Michael was like "oh shit really") but i know he involuntary let something slip to lou and cecil so when BoO happened and will went absolutely crazy over nico again they teased him relentlessly over it.
("top five things to say to your long term crush if you're a loser," lou ellen stated proudly, pointing to her imaginary power point presentation, "number one: hey, i just delivered a satyr baby, wanna hold hands?"
cecil got up from the floor, "number two: hey also? you're gonna melt into nothingness so you're gonna have to spend three days with me."
he points to his nonexisting audience, aka literally only will who is seconds from ascending, "protip, call him friendly face. he'll go crazy."
will solace was found face down the floor of the hecate cabin. people are not sure he is breathing as he does not respond to poking nor kicking. he has probably passed. no he hasn't. he's just dramatic.)
i just love the idea of aemond being excessively aggressive with his courting of lucerys, making a big competition out of it, and lucerys not realising that he’s actually being courted by aemond. like, you have aemond besting the gifts of the other suitors and fighting them at any chance given, and all of this while dropping the kind of suggestive remarks to lucerys that makes everyone else uncomfortable at dinner. and when lucerys asks him what everything is about, and aemond tells him he’s courting him, lucerys just goes “.....since when???”
the thing that annoys me about some royai fanfics is when they try and have roy be more aware of himself during the maes hughes man hunt. like i get what they’re doing but it just bugs me because that man canonically is shown to neglect himself and others during that time.
like still one of my favorite fanfics is when roy tries to list all his shitty qualities to riza about why they shouldn’t have an affair cause he’d be a shitty partner and she’s just like “…. okay and the grass is green. is this supposed to be new information to me?” because that’s 100% what would happen. like rizas so self aware of how shitty he is but chose to love him anyway.
like that woman saw a idiot with tunnel vision who definitely got himself tied into a knot at some point trying to put up christmas lights and said to herself “that’s the one for me” and everyone questions her sanity daily
Practicing drawing AETHERS! I may make the second one an adopt... evil gremlin babies for everyone. They are so me-core it’s not even funny... I adore them 😭
Reasons I have a hard time taking canon Vlad 100% seriously:
His nemesis is a freaking 14 year old this is self-explanatory
Keeps getting beaten/outsmarted by a gaggle of teens
Blew up his own house because he couldn't be bothered to do general maintenance on a piece of very valuable and potentially explosive lab equipment
Got bodied by Jack that one time and decided to never fight him again, Jack is canonically 1-0 in a direct 1v1 fight against Plasmius and that is too funny
Gets bodied by his own idiot schemes
Somehow couldn't figure out how to hire a hitman to take out the guy he's hated for years and sends the one thing Jack is supposed to be good at fighting to do the job instead. Are you trying to fail, Vlad?
Got eaten by a monster that one time. Embarrassing.
Did not do his homework when it came to how strong a ghost was at least twice and endangered the entire world and Ghost Zone because of this
In the bad timeline he caused the apocalypse because he is that bad at parenting and somehow didn't think to just send the kid to therapy and grief counseling instead of jumping straight to the mad scientist shit
There's probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment. Like he's absolutely done horrible things, no question about it, but then I remember the above and I'm just. All I can do is laugh.