#love you babe

[gaytedlasso]

you’re my everything

#they’re happy and content and just !!! they’re the only two that exist in the whole world at this moment #this is dedicated to my lovely wife Moe cuz they’re wearing our colors 🧡💙 #love you babe #sketch.art #Ted lasso #tedtrent #tedependent #Ted lasso fanart #tedtrent art

[vintage-tigre]

#photography #horizons #love you babe #aesthetic #vintage #old school cool #style #beauty #graffiti

[timberwool]

Boyfriend appreciation thread!

#love you babe

[honestgrins]

kc + caroline has MANY complaints about klaus but her biggest one is that the only time he responds to her follow up emails is to ask whether something is illegal

Per My Last Email || Klaroline

Weirdly canon-esque, and I have no defense. But we all know Klaus would be Caroline's neediest client.

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Dear Mr. Mikaelson:

Per the agreement you signed, my services have been retained for legal representation on your accumulated traffic tickets ONLY. Please note that these emails fall under attorney-client privilege, but you should still avoid excessive details that would test my standing as an officer of the court. I trust that you will respect my professional boundaries, as difficult as that will be for you. To make sure I have all the relevant information at hand, please forward me the details of your current ID, vehicle descriptions, and all license numbers. 

As your court date is tomorrow, please respond as soon as possible. Otherwise, I would highly recommend paying your tickets before 9 a.m. via the online portal. My retainer fee, however, is nonrefundable.

ID, vehicle descriptions, and license numbers, ASAP.

Best,

Caroline Forbes Salvatore

Attorney, MF Group

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Sweetheart, settle a bet for me. Kol insists his baseball bat is considered a deadly weapon, but surely it's just the force with which he can wield the bat that makes it deadly - therefore, its presence alone cannot be considered "assault with a deadly weapon."

A speedy answer would be appreciated, I just noticed the local bar installed a security camera that may limit your legal arguments after the fact.

x

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And don't think I didn't notice the "Salvatore" in your signature. 

I did.

x

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Dear Mr. Mikaelson,

My married name is registered with the state bar association and a matter of public record. In fact, my ability to practice in Louisiana is predicated on the fact that "Caroline Forbes Salvatore" holds a valid law degree and active license. If you have a problem with that, please feel free to retain other representation.

That said, I do want to remind you that I may advise on hypothetical legal scenarios, but will not abet any illegal activity such as assault with a deadly weapon. The threatening manner in which you imply your brother might wield a baseball bat, hypothetically, would be enough to enhance any assault charges possibly caught on camera.

As your lawyer, I don't recommend putting these hypotheticals in writing, and I really don't recommend letting Kol loose on New Orleans with a bat. Hypothetically, the whole city has cameras and it's a miracle certain activities haven't come to light. Yet.

Since you failed to send me the necessary details before your court date, I asked Elijah. You're welcome for getting the parking tickets dismissed, by the way, even though your behavior in court was detrimental to your case. The judge was not amused by your sense of humor, and neither was I. To prevent a repeat performance, I would suggest storing your luxury sports car in your massive compound instead of literally the middle of a pedestrian plaza. Just a thought.

Elijah has also taken care of your court fees and my incidentals since I had to void your last payment. Next time, please just pay the invoice. You don't tip your lawyer.

Best, 

Caroline Forbes Salvatore

Attorney, MF Group

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Love - quick question. Rebekah is throwing a bit of a tantrum and stole the doppelgänger blood I had stored. Is this a civil suit situation, or can I press criminal charges? Honestly, I think she'd have a lark in prison, but I think the inconvenience would be consequence enough for her to feel my ire.

x

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Mr. Mikaelson,

Again, I'm sure this is a hypothetical situation where your sister, who lives in your shared family domicile and therefore has rights to whatever is stored inside, takes something of no actual value, such as human blood stored for medical study and nothing else, then - hypothetically - a grown man with substantial resources like yourself can surely see that neither a civil suit nor criminal charges would be wise to file. None of those details of a...supernatural...sort would belong in the public record.

Not to mention, sending your sister to prison would only get me and several other people killed.

Hypothetically.

Seriously, I'm too busy for this, and I'm not even on retainer anymore. I will be sending Elijah an invoice for this email communication.

Best,

Caroline Forbes Salvatore

Attorney, MF Group

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I've wired a retainer fee directly to your account. And since you're on the payroll, I have some paperwork to go through. Working dinner? I'll buy.

x

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Caroline: Klaus, you cannot send me a million dollars in a personal check. 

Klaus: Clearly, I can. Dinner?

Caroline: ...

Caroline: ...

Klaus: I'm thinking Italian. 

Caroline: If you think this counts as a retainer fee, I do not have the time to explain how wrong you are, but I will if I have to. To be clear, that is a threat, and you know I will follow through, complete with slide deck and appendices. If you would indeed like to retain my services for the family, Elijah and I have already worked through an initial contract with LIMITS, you absolute ass. All official business will go through him, I swear, or you will regret it. 

Caroline: Again, that is a threat.

Klaus: So, see you at eight?

Caroline: ...

Caroline: I'm donating the money you sent.

Caroline: But yeah, Italian sounds good.

Klaus: Change your email signature.

Caroline: Don't push it.

#klaroline #holy shit did i write a thing? #thetourguidebarbie #love you babe #hope you like it!

[auro-cyanide]

Trying so hard to figure out how I need to interpret the Genshin characters in my style

#auroart #Genshin Impact #Lumine #Love you babe

[allow-me-to-speak]

I walked out into the living room to find my darling spouse @ardenrabbit staring at me with full-on movie-style tear tracks down their face.

They were writing and made themself emotional.

#scared the shit out of me i s2g #love you babe #🐇

[eyes-blazing]

Lost Souls||Closed @helreginn

Felet was honestly confused how they had gotten to this point. It had been two years since he had met Emrys Lokison and a year since he had met his older sister Hel. She had scared him at first, he had been completely convinced that she had been sent by his mother or maybe his foster father to find him. That she would make his hard fought for life and freedom disappear.

He didn’t want to go back to his mother and he certainly didn’t want to go back to the man who had shot him.

But slowly Hel had earned his trust and he’d be lying to himself if he hadn’t spent a considerable amount of time thinking about how good of a mother she would be. She always took care of him, would always make sure he was fed and warm and welcome. She never cared if his powers went a little wonky and broke something, even if that something looked incredibly old and expensive.

Which was why he wasn’t entirely surprised when he slipped up and called her mom one day.

“Um…you can ignore that…if you want. Or don’t I mean who am I to tell you what to do. Just…sorry?”

#felet!rp #helreginn #love you babe #have some fluff

[darlingforyou]

#me #love #love you babe #love myself #couple #intimacy #kiss #intimate #relationship #romance #touch #hug #desire #passionate #hollywood #hot actress #couple goals #90s #love quotes #self love #lovebirds #lovers

[lunaisanartist]

It's so nice sitting beside you

It's so nice when you sit on me and I can cuddle you a lot....

Just so everyone knows, I have around 15 asks from my girlfriend, and this particular one she wrote it when we both where to the hairdresser, I look away one second and she write something 💚

#Love you babe #Quite funny to see so many messages from you #luna talks

[getting-messi]

Dybala was really a bench warmer the ENTIRE tournament just to score a penalty and be APART OF HISTORY😭😭😭😭

#LOVE YOU BABE #paulo dybala #Argentina nt #Argentina #World Cup #wc2022 #my post

[dr-morbidcuriosity]

Edited by my lovely bf @even-all <3

#love you babe #🖤 #queer nsft #ftm nsft #mlm nsft #t4t nsft #ftm mlm #tft nsft #ftm t4t #trans mlm #tft

[vixxensvoid]

I WAS OFF TUMBLR FOR AN HOUR AND I COME BACK TO VIXXEN HATERS? stop being mean to pookie guys🙏😞, Anon, look at me, this isn’t you..😢🥺😖

#vixxendefender

ISTG ITS CUZ MY ANAKIN FIC BRUH… LIKE THEY JUST ROSE

#vixx!fans #vixx!haters #vixxendefender #Love you babe

[augyarson]

shoutout to my roommate who is silently going through my entire blog and liking the posts they’ve missed for the last while. the fact that i am laying in bed across the room with the air of a sickly victorian child makes it even better

#augy thots #love you babe

[catgirlviscera]

catgirlviscera. more like. cat girl kiss her. uhhh

hehehehe, you're the cutest. i love you so much 💗

#nice asks #love you babe

[gracegrove]

@adelacreations got us like

#lord billy #re8 au #billy #love you babe

[helpimstuckposting]

“I’m a private eye… and I always get my man” YESSSSSSSS MY LOVE GET YOUR MAN

#i mean canonically no you do not always get you man #like that is very much a thing that you literally never have #but YOU GO JUNO #LOVE YOU BABE #MISSED YOU SO MUCH #tpp #the penumbra podcast #tpp 5.01 #tpp spoilers