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jacnaylor · a year ago
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Fandom: Ted Lasso
Ship: Ted Lasso/Rebecca Welton
Summary: Ted gets a xmas surprise from the team (and from rebecca)
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onhowtobecrazy · 2 years ago
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Last Line Tag
rules: post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.
Tagged by: @loveexpelrevolt, thank you darling, so good to read you, even though you’re going to hate me in a sec...
from a bsg kink drabble not yet posted featuring one horny laura roslin:
“Don’t come.”
Sorry.
Tagging: @thisisamadhouse, @lolcat76
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odakota-rose · 2 years ago
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loveexpelrevolt replied to your post “the money talk”
omg PLEASE FINISH THE FIC please write allllllllllll the fic
haha, it’s coming. now I just gotta figure out a couple things that are annoying me about it, lol (:
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bynightafangirl · 3 years ago
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“There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!”
FEMALE AWESOME MEME- [2/5] Funny Females Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
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luciferprompts · 4 years ago
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Prompt Fills
Many thanks to the wonderful people who submitted prompts, and to those who used those prompts as inspiration! The easiest way to draw fics to our attention is to mention @luciferprompts, but if any were missed this week, please let us know!
Our first fic is courtesy of @adragonstale and fills the prompt Lucifer is kidnapped. When the LAPD find him he is barely conscious and pinned to the wall of a forgotten warehouse like a butterfly, blood pooling beneath his feet. They think the wings spread behind him are part of the kidnapper’s twisted sense of humor. They are not. Called Free the Devil from Pain, it is full of powerful imagery, and is one hell (sorry) of a reveal! Read it here!
Our next fic is from @loveexpelrevolt and is called A Cure for What Ails You. A fun, funny read full of great voices, it fills the prompt Chloe has got a splinter stuck in her finger. Maze offers to take it out. Chloe ends up fainting into Maze’s arms. Bonus points if the following line is used: "You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes." Read it here!
Trap, our final fic for the week, comes from @chashkieh and fills the prompt  Lucifer is stuck in the meat locker and Maze didn't find him. He's switching between fury and despair. A quick, intense fic, it had me worried for our favorite devil! Read it here! 
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ninzied · 4 years ago
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a doodle for @oqpromptparty and for @loveexpelrevolt’s most excellent missing year pride and prejudice au, handsome enough to tempt me
(2. pride and prejudice au with regina in the role of mr. darcy)
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madeline-kahn · 3 months ago
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Hello, welcome to another week of awesome edits that I love so much. Everything related to this series is tagged with #creatorso, this specific week is #csw16 and all the shoutout posts are #cswrapups.
young royals: simon by @kieumy
young royals: words by @simonwilhelms
druck + portrait of a girl by @deenafier
shadow and bone: inej by @olisgifs
shadow and bone: inej by @pedroalonso
shadow and bone: king of scars by @ajmichalka
shadow and bone: kaz by @brekkersource
merlin: morgana by @aleksandr-morozova
merlin: merlin + freya by @gwenspendragons
ted lasso: roy + keeley by @loveexpelrevolt
jatp: perfect harmony by @thereigning-lorelai
jatp: julie by @rodrigosolivia for @jatpwomen
jatp: savannah by @gillespiecharlie
never have i ever: devi + brutal by @montygreen
schitt’s creek + relationship dynamics by @roseapothecary
the haunting of bly manor ep 1 by @hawkinshigh
black mirror posters by @asheathes
sex education 2.07 by @mikewheelerc
sex education: aimee by @aimeegbbs
taylor swift: red by @normani-kordei
musicians of color + red by @melodramas
pride and prejudice by @meliorn
legend by @talesfromthecrypts
her by @ghostfa
wild rose + born to run by @lucy-sky
the suicide squad by @neve-campbells
chicago by @henry-cavill
pirates of the caribbean by @generalmorozova
band of brothers by @jackharkness
star wars: anakin + padme by @amisdalas
emma 2020 by @gregory-peck for @filmgifs
fear street + horror by @sulietsexual
period drama + art by @danis-clayton
old hollywood matchbox art by @turnerclassicmilfs
horror + art by @shurii
la la land by @pamelabeesly
game night by @mikaeled for @dailyflicks
grim reaper by @marthajefferson
black widow by @genyasafins
the suicide squad: king shark + part of your world by @suicidesquads
newsies by @adam-banksy
dead poets society + red by @spikes-jonze
As always I tag #userrobin if you ever want to tag me
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queencalanthes · 2 months ago
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@loveexpelrevolt rebecca welton in 2x09 gifset when??
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bethanyactually · 11 months ago
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i was tagged by @actuallylorelaigilmore​, who absolutely is on my list. *mwah!*
the rules: tag five or more people that you are thankful for in your 2020, that you’re thankful exist in a world that’s hard to live in. whether that be through random reblogs on your posts, or people you have had full blown conversations with. whether it’s just seeing them on your dash, or interacting with them
(I am inevitably going to forget someone, so I apologize in advance for that. Please know that even if I don’t tag you here I am very grateful for all my internet friends.♥︎)
@pepperf, @annerbhp, @beturass, @jicklet, @dollsome-does-tumblr, @hondagirll​, @sdwolfpup​, @twelvemonkeyswere​, @agirlnamedkeith​, @writeanotherballad​, @sy5starplaty, @ladytharen, @thebuni, @jackieokcorral, @ponyregrets, @thegracelane, @lovebeyondmeasure, @pools-of-venetianblue, @milkshakemicrowave, @loveyourskinnyties, @vimesbootstheory, @mylittleredgirl, @al-the-grammar-geek, @mumbledletters, @wordybee, @samcaarter, @caitlinfaith, @adixiebelle, @loveexpelrevolt, @balloonwhisk, @tree-gelbman, @organasoloskywalker, @geneeste, @guineverependragon and every single one of you who reblogged one of my edits with enthusiastic tags. :D All of you make tumblr worth sticking with!
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beauty-of-sins · a year ago
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For the wlw prompt, Queen Calanthe x a knight from another kingdom fighting Cintra
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Gif Credit: loveexpelrevolt
A/N: Congrats anon, this is one of the most interesting requests in my inbox.I’m going to try something a little different. Let me know if you guys like it. 
She has no mercy for her enemies. 
Warning: Yandere!Calanthe, Non-Con
The first thing that you realize upon waking up is that you were in a dungeon. Your head is ringing painfully and you try to recall the battle but to no avail. There is a cut above your forehead and you attempt to shake the blood out of your eye.  Hopefully, the others were able to get away and regroup. 
You become aware of a figure sitting in the darkness. You back up against the wall, feeling chains cut into your ankles and cuffs around your wrists. You realize that your armor is gone, and you are naked in front of them. You can’t move very far, and you are painfully aware of the terrible predicament you are in. The figure stands up from the chair, letting the sword scrape against the floor, sparks flying up at the action.  
The guards are absent and with horror, you realize that it’s only you and the figure in front of you. Calanthe steps out of the shadows, her hair soaked in blood, armor still on covered with fresh cuts from the battle. On top of her head rests the golden crown of Cintra unmarred with blood. It irks you because you know this kingdom is built on it, even the very ground you’re sitting on is stained with it. You’re trapped. She could do whatever she wants with you. 
She lifts the helmet of your head slowly, revealing your face.  You want to spit at her but you know you need to play it safe. You don’t know exactly what she’s planning but you decided you would give this demon a chance. 
“Beautiful.”
If she expects you to roll over at the compliment, then you were sorry to disappoint her. 
“What do you want.”
You cut straight to the point. If she is going to kill you, then she needs to finish the job. Calanthe holds your helmet in hand as her eyes rake up and down your body. 
“You belong with me.”
“I would never betray my kingdom.” You say calmy not even considering the offer for a second. You tilt your head up to hold her stare. “I’d rather die.” 
You give her easy access to your neck so that she can end it quickly. At least you will die with honor.  
She laughs mockingly, her shoulders moving with the action. You suddenly feel sick. 
“I know. What a shame. Although, I do commend your loyalty.” She pats your head, like a stray dog and your hatred for her grows.  
She leans down until your almost face to face. “But you don’t have a choice.”
She gets uncomfortably close until you can see the madness that lies behind her eyes. 
“What better way than to break my enemy’s morale than taking their top knight. Make them watch as you wear my sigil, fight for me.”
Her hand slides down your thigh, feeling you take a shuddering breath. Just the thought of fighting with this monster that her people call a Queen makes you sick.
“I wonder what other skills you have.”
Her thumb brushes past your lips and you snap at her almost catching her thumb. How dare she. It’s one thing for her to force you to be her knight but another to be her own personal whore. She must not realize who you are. Her eyebrows furrow and it’s with glee that you realize that you upset her, she takes her sword and-
Cuts through the restraints? You don’t have time to consider her action before you surge forward, focused on disarming her. You hit her with full force knocking her off balance, dodging the swing of the sword. You came underneath her, and knock it out of her hand, switching in into your own. You lay it across her neck, pressing hard enough for blood to began to drip down. 
“For my king.”
You hiss, proud, and you could see yourself carrying her head, you would be victorious and end the cursed lioness reign. You were so caught up in your fantasy that you didn’t see her shift. 
She headbutts you, already aggravating your head injury as you stumble against the wall, vision fading momentarily.  When it regains, you are pinned underneath her, the Lioness, and you could practically hear her purr. She wipes the blood off of you, staining her fingers red as she touches you, her knuckles surprisingly gentle on your skin. 
“Such talent wasted in my enemy’s color, fighting underneath their flag.” 
She lifts you up by the neck with one arm and it’s one thing to see her on the battlefield. But it’s only there that you realize her true strength as her grip tightens around your windpipe, her muscles tense as she chokes you.  You attempt to kick at her but she holds you against the wall.
“I’m glad I left you alive. Such spirit,” she mutters, staring up at you.
It’s with crushing anguish that you realize that the rest of your allies and friends are dead. 
You feel something, and you register it as her fingers in between your legs.  You want to sob, but you won’t grant her that victory. You’ll hold your ground. 
“I killed him,” you whisper, praying that’ll give you a quick death. Anything would be better than to be left at her mercy. Her look doesn’t change upon the mention of the late king. There is no sadness, no anger, just unadulterated lust. 
“That’s why I must have you. Such strength.”
She wants the person who killed her husband. She’s more depraved than you could ever think and you want to be as far away from her as possible. 
You don’t scream as her fingers slide into you, you refuse to give her that satisfaction. She picks you up and thrusts into you against the cold hard wall. 
“My knight,” she whispers, voice heavy with lust. “Mine.” 
You try to fight down the pleasure but it is too no avail, as she thrusts harder, rubbing her palm against your clit with purpose. And eventually, you cum. The brief pleasure is welcome in this horrifying situation and you bask in the temporary relief. She smiles as she watches you shiver, although she’s a bit disappointed that she didn’t get to hear you scream. Next time, she supposes. She rests her sword against your thigh in both a warning and a promise. 
You’re tired and you’re afraid, so you don’t react when she kisses you although you desperately want to pull away. She drops you against the ground harshly, before turning to leave.
“I’ll break you. No matter how long it takes.”
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theoldkenzari · a year ago
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Rules: tag 10 people you want to know better
I was tagged by the lovely @ardinwriter
- Relationship status: long term relationship. 8 friggin years, how’d that happen...
- Favorite color: yellow
- Three favorite foods: tiropita (greek cheese pies omg), key lime pie and a really good steak
- Song stuck in my head: Tank dig by Darin
- Last thing I googled: How to fucking fix my theme and appear in recent tag searches because I’ve come back to Tumblr after a loooooong break wanting to participate in a fandom and post, and write AND NOTHING WORKS.
- Time: 13:50
- Dream trip: Canada. Give me a big fucking forest and a mountain bike.
- Anything I really want: SEE MY GOOGLING. Someone please help me. 
I'll tag @finnandors @hottopicmonk @loveexpelrevolt @marvellouslymadmim @nico-di-genova @joenicky
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onhowtobecrazy · 2 years ago
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Back from my very short trip to Edinburgh... I cannot wait to get my feet back on that wonderful land and see more of Scotland. This is the street I was staying at (in the Scottish Free French House, thank you very much, I felt like royalty or something) and the view we had from there...
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At every corner something strikes your eye and you feel like you're in a surreal movie...
@lolcat76 @loveexpelrevolt these might interest you ;)
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odakota-rose · 2 months ago
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fic trope tag game
tagged by @bethanyactually, tysm!
coffee shop or flower shop | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | break up & make up or proposal & weddings | get together or established relationship | oblivious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute
but tbh, as long as it’s well written i will read most anything, it’s just gotta be in character. there’s a few things I flat out won’t read, but thankfully ao3′s trigger warnings game is on point so I don’t have to.
tagging: @hoppingmad-1013 @littlevoiceswhispering @gingerteaonthetardis @daneeelleee @excessively--diverted @loveexpelrevolt @in-sunshine-and-in-rain just snagging a few people from my notifications and friends, but no pressure, and anybody else who wants to do this yes you can absolutely say I tagged you. shh i’ll even edit your name into the post all sneaky like, no one will know a thing lmao XD
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top 5 books + top 5 songs you're listening to at the moment
Another one that is so difficult @loveexpelrevolt ! I don’t know how I can possibly choose 5 of each, but here goes:
Books
1. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)
2. Queen of this Realm (Jean Plaidy)
3. I, Elizabeth (Rosalind Miles)
4. Natasha’s Dance : A Cultural History of Russia ( Orlando Figes)
5. What Would Mrs. Astor Do? : the essential guide to manners and mores of the Gilded Age(Cecelia Tichi)
Songs
1. Brahms Symphony 3
2. Slow Burn (Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness)
3. Hope is a Heartache (Leon)
4. We Go Together (Vampire Weekend)
5. Burnout Fugue (Alexandra Streliski)
Thank you for the ask!! 💜💜💜💜
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ninzied · 4 years ago
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Impulse [Bandit OQ]
When Regina double-crosses him on a job, Robin is forced to reconsider what she might mean to him, and how he plans to return the favor – after he escapes from the Queen’s Guard, that is. (Based on the prompt: “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”) ~15k. [ffn | ao3]
Happy birthday to my dear friend @loveexpelrevolt. I’m so thankful fandom brought me to you, with your spunk and talent and your generous heart. You are truly one of the most inspiring people I have ever met (which we can finally say we’ve done in person!). Anyway, you gave me this word prompt many moons ago, and it was actually intended as last year’s birthday fic, but by the time I finished it there were only so many months until this one, so I figured I’d wait :)
(I would like to thank @starscythe​, @sometimesangryblackwoman​ and @revolutionsoftheheart​ for all their help in shaping this fic, and to @starscythe especially for inspiring me with her amazing manip.)
They’ve been marching for days, it seems.
Robin gives the rope around his wrists another vigorous tug, but the knots there are as damnably stiff as they had been five minutes previously, stubbornly refusing to loosen. The guards have already confiscated his satchel of lock picks, and of course it would be just his luck to reach for the dagger in his boot – bending himself awkwardly as he feels for the handle, hop-stepping so as not to break his stride – only to find that it’s mysteriously vanished.
Well that's just bloody wonderful.
“Whatever it is you're doing back there, d’you mind maybe not doing it for a while?” grumbles the man in front of him – a lumbering, overgrown sort of individual, filling out the edges of a rich red tunic that looks as though it’s seen better days – and then there’s a pointed yank at the rope where they’ve been tethered together. The man tips a hairy chin sideways to prevent his words from carrying toward the head of the line. “The last thing we need is for them to think you’re up to something.”
“Right. My apologies.”
“No harm done,” the man – giant, really – grunts good-naturedly, shrugging one large boulder-like shoulder. “But, you know, if it’s all the same to you, I’d really like to avoid getting tossed in those shackles again.”
“I couldn’t agree more.”
Feeling properly chastised, Robin drops his arms back down behind him and struggles to contain his rising frustration. Some quarter-hour that already feels like an eternity earlier, while plodding along single-file and chained at the ankles through some particularly perilous terrain, a fellow prisoner had stepped most inopportunely into quicksand, dragging several others down with him before the guards had managed to react in time.
It had been an ordeal, to say the least, to dismantle the remaining restraints before any more casualities occurred; the Evil Queen had, after all, promised her men considerable amounts of money in exchange for the realm’s most wanted, and what use was a heart that was no longer beating?
One of the guards, with a face that might have been handsome if not for the cruelty hardening its features, had given Robin a sound beating after he squandered his sole chance at escape in favor of extending a tree branch toward one of the men as the earth began to swallow him whole.
“That one was hardly worth a sack of gold anyway” had been the guard’s only comment, and while Robin staggered back to his feet, the man turned away to consult a pocket mirror, ensuring that not a lock of his golden hair had fallen out of place in all the commotion.
Robin sincerely doubted he could say the same for the state of his own hair – or the rest of his body, for that matter.
Wincing around the throbbing eye and an uncomfortably swollen nose – broken now, surely – that he’d gotten for his troubles, he forces one foot in front of the other, feeling useless in his anger and wishing, above all else, for open skies (for freedom) above a campfire pit, and for the company of John and his men, likely kilometers behind him now and at an utter loss as to what’s become of their leader.
He should have known better than to trust that woman.
“What I wouldn’t give for a pint right now,” the giant speaks up again then, sounding wistful, and Robin musters a rather humorless chuckle for his benefit.
“Something stronger, perhaps.”
“We’ll drink our way through Sherwood Forest after we’ve escaped,” his companion decides, in a firm tone that Robin doesn’t have the heart to dispute, though his thoughts have already begun to turn on him, chasing some thread of desperation brought on by a growing sense of hopelessness at their predicament.
If he manages to scrape his way out of this one intact, he vows to be done with it all. With the thieving, and the crime, and the at-times thankless job of living with a target on his back just so the poor may never know hunger. He’s going to retire from the business, he is – something he’s been meaning to do for years, though he’d never quite found the right time for it, as is the way of kicking old habits.
This time, however, he’s certain (he must be) that things will turn out differently. This path he's on can only end one way – with his reckoning, at the hands, if not the mercy, of the Queen – and he's no intention of dying such a thankless death today.
After he's broken free – after he’s put no less than half a kingdom between him and her army – he’s going to go make an honest man of himself, whatever that means. He’ll put down roots in some remote town, someplace so ordinary, so easily overlooked that even an outlaw could lose himself there. Perhaps he’ll find a proper woman to fall for while he’s at it, if the fates are permissive and she not so quick to judge a man for his past and his dubious codes of honor.
Once upon a time, he might have thought to look closer to home (to his heart) and hope, but the instability of his profession has hardly afforded him such luxuries, and the only woman he’s ever found himself thinking of, caring for of all damnable things, is the very woman responsible for landing him in this mess to begin with, without so much as a second thought.
And as soon as time draws them together again – it’s always but a matter of time, whenever they’re concerned – he’s going to settle the score between them, once and for all.
He owes her a reckoning too, that Regina.
It’s an easy job, she’d told him. A two-man job, one she’d have clearly preferred to do alone if reason hadn’t won out over pride, and here she’d looked him over, sharply appraising, before announcing that she supposed one of him would simply have to do.
We’ll be in and out by first light, she’d told him (that is, if you’re half as useful as they say you are), and then she’d named their target – a traveling dignitary in possession of several ancient scrolls, worth quite a lot to the nobility in some neighboring kingdom – and asked to borrow his horse, in a way that made Robin wonder whether he had any true say in the matter.
He scowls now to think on how little he had said by way of objection – how unreservedly he’d relinquished the reins to her and let things fall as she’d planned them. He’d been more than satisfied with the opportunity to observe Regina in as natural a habitat as she would allow him, something inside him stirring to wonder at what he might learn of her with or without her permission.
But she’d revealed her true colors to him today, she had, and putting his faith in places he shouldn’t – staking his life on some illusion of friendship with a woman who can hardly spare him a smile on most days – is not a mistake he intends to make a second time.
Robin’s distracted enough by his recollections that it takes a moment to realize the fellow walking ahead of him has taken to stealing furtive glances in his direction, jaws unsticking before clamping back shut as if chewing carefully over the things he's about to say.
“I'm a, uh, big fan, by the way.” He mumbles his way around the words in a rather bashful manner, but then the moment is fairly ruined when he asks next, sounding desperately curious, “How the hell did they finally manage to pin down someone like you?”
Robin attempts a smile that comes out feeling more like a grimace.
Clearly aware that he’s touched on a sore spot, the man continues, “Not that it didn’t, you know, require a whole army to put their backs into it.” And he’s not wrong about that, though it had taken the work of a single woman to drop Robin’s guard long enough to find himself hopelessly surrounded by a squadron of soldiers who barely know left from right without their Queen to tell them so. “I'm just…surprised, is all.”
“As am I,” says Robin, endeavoring not to dwell on those dark, inscrutable eyes he’d been less than wise to trust, and how she’d winked his way before all but shoving him into the path of the oncoming cavalry, leaving him stranded in the woods without a horse or his share of the treasure.
Her duplicity had, much to his chagrin, thrown him so thoroughly he could do more than stand there while she flew between trees to save her own skin, never once glancing back as he shouldered the humiliation of getting caught, which – judging from the sheer turnout of massively armed forces – had more than likely been intended for her.
As innumerable as the notorious Robin Hood’s own impressive undertakings of lawless misconduct have been, not a living soul in the Enchanted Forest is clueless to the legend that is one Regina Mills, as deadly as she is rumored to be beautiful, wanted above all else for her unspeakable crimes against the crown.
“Sounds like there’s a story there.” The giant is looking at him with such an earnest, hopeful expression now that Robin feels almost genuinely apologetic for letting him down.
But he’s reluctant to delve into the details of Regina’s treachery – the tight spaces and dark corners, warmth and breath unwillingly shared, hands fumbling too-close (or so he told himself) – and then the sudden chasm that had opened and stretched and stretched from her eyes to his, separating them in a way that felt startlingly permanent even before she mounted his horse and rode away from him.
No, Robin thinks, he’d rather not relive those less-than-favorable moments, the itch of displeasure he can’t quite get rid of, and so he carefully deflects with a polite “Indeed,” followed by, “Please forgive my ignorance, but I don’t believe I’m as familiar with your work.”
“Oh,” says the giant with an awkward, embarrassed sort of chuckle, “the name’s Anton, but – err, my friends call me Tiny.” He mumbles something sheepish about harps and magic beans, a collection of pastimes that sit rather oddly on this rather large man, and Robin is wondering if he hasn’t simply misunderstood him when his thoughts are sidetracked by a rippling disquiet that’s just reached the end of the line.
He peers around Tiny’s colossal frame, somewhere near the level of his elbow, to find a guard up ahead extending an imperious hand, signaling for their party to stop. This particular man, by Robin’s estimation from his current distance, would hardly come up to his own elbow, squatly built as though the gods had taken a regular-sized person and pressed him down from head to toe rather than shrinking him into something more properly proportioned.
A bulbous nose protrudes from between two narrowed eyes, and a snarl involving all of his teeth has started to show through his beard as he points a gloved finger just off the road, into a thick patch of forest that has suddenly gone far too still to escape anyone’s notice.
The guard previously so preoccupied with his hair nods meaningfully to the dwarf before advancing on the bramble, sword at the ready for whatever might have endeavored to hide on the other side. He slides the blade between branches, slipping through the undergrowth until all Robin can make out of him is a swish of black cape, then nothing.
Five heavy seconds of silence follow, then the sound of many things happening, suddenly and all at once – an agitated horse’s whinny, the dull thud of things landing where they probably shouldn’t – and Tiny is startled backwards, nearly trodding over Robin’s boots.
The guards are wearing matching baffled expressions, rooted there with indecision as to how they ought to proceed, while Robin’s fellow inmates begin clamoring loudly, cheering on their invisible champion as the noise beyond the bushes escalates to an alarming degree.
Robin seizes his opportunity in the face of everyone else’s distraction, and he’s digging into the rope with fingers and nails and renewed determination when the thicket just beside him gives a great rustling twitch.
He barely has the time to react when out canters a wild-maned, riderless horse, which Robin might have thought to recognize had he not been so concerned with avoiding getting trampled underfoot when the mare kicks onto her hind legs and takes off into a gallop across the road, scattering the Queen’s men and prisoners in various directions.
Robin is awkwardly attempting to help Tiny back onto his feet when he hears the guard call out, victorious and gleefully sinister, “Going somewhere, princess?”
He stills, and a dreadful sense of foreboding begins to prickle up his spine and spread.
“I don’t see anyone coming to your rescue this time,” continues the guard, his taunting merciless despite how winded he sounds, and the renewed signs of a struggle – a disturbance in the leaves, the pained cry that soon follows – seize Robin around the middle, squeezing at something there. “Looks like you won’t be smuggling your way out of this one.”
“Charming, as always,” comes a second voice then, biting, scornful, and Robin’s heart quickens at the familiarity of it – so often directed towards him, with a dark roll of her eyes to match (and a refusal to stay for that drink she’d once promised him when he caught her in one of her better moods) – but no.
It can’t be. Not her.
The guard eventually emerges from the tree line, looking disheveled but terribly triumphant as he hauls a struggling Regina behind him, wrists bound behind her back, stubborn heels digging into the dirt.
“Still has a dog do all her dirty work, then,” she remarks contemptuously, with a futile jerk of the rope as it pulls her forward, forcing her footsteps into an echo of his.
Her captor freezes for a split second, his expression severely unpleasant, but it edges into something dangerously close to delight as he turns to smirk at the look of her, captured all the same despite the sharpness held in her words, her gaze, though she even now manages to stare down her nose at him.
For all Robin’s bitterness regarding her betrayal, this is not a fate he’d ever wish for her, and it takes a monumental effort – plus a quelling flick of Regina’s eyes in his direction, so swift he might have imagined the contact – not to launch himself forward when the guard levels his sword point to the pale white of her throat.
“I’ve been waiting a long time for this,” he tells her, his tone disturbingly casual.
“I’m sure Snow White would prefer to do the honors,” Regina speaks around the blade, with a carelessness that has Robin clenching every part of his body.
“That’s Her Majesty to you,” corrects the guard, almost sternly, like a teacher scolding a schoolgirl. “Besides, I can still deliver you to her without hands, or a tongue. Your heart is what she’s after, and there are ways to ensure that it still beats even if the rest of you is in pieces.”
“Considerate of you,” says Regina, unfazed (foolish, Robin thinks, so foolish, and he is so desperately angry with her), even as her words take on a hoarse, strangled quality. “Tell me, Charming, when do you think Her Majesty—” she curls a lip, less than subtle in her mocking “—will finally see you as more than just an errand boy?”
A titter towards the front, poorly concealed, sets off a chain of gleeful reactions that the other guards can’t seem to contain, despite their warnings and the threatening way they step forward with their weapons half-drawn. The dwarf, currently installed some distance away and looking rather surly about the delay in their travels, makes no indication that he’d heard the dig apart from a single crack in his expression, frighteningly smile-like, that’s gone too quickly for Robin to guess at its meaning.
Tiny, meanwhile, is muttering unintelligible things to himself, slack-jawed with some revelation, and then he’s jamming a large elbow into Robin’s ribs with such enthusiasm that Robin nearly loses both his breath and his footing. He glances upward to find the giant looking intently sideways at him, eyes wide and almost comically awestruck as he whispers very carefully out of one corner of his mouth, “Is that…is she who I think she…?”
Personally, Robin never has been able to find much of a likeness in the posters depicting a face with her name (wanted, in black and bold letters, for murder, treason, and treachery); they lack the fire, the spark to her scowl that he’s been known to burn himself on whenever he’s not careful.
They will not reduce her to something so colorless, so flat.
No. No, they will not.
Tiny continues to gape at Regina in an openly stunned fashion while Robin weighs his options and quickly settles on the only way he will allow this to end, already grimacing at the prospect of another blackened eye or perhaps breaking something more vital than a nose this time when he creates the diversion to help her escape.
Now all he needs is an excuse to—
“She’s something to look at, she is,” Tiny is still carrying on under his breath, starstruck in his admiration, and he suddenly seems to be standing a good deal straighter than before. “The sketches do her absolutely no justice. Say, you don’t suppose she’s…y’know…taken?”
Robin utters a silent apology for his new friend as he tightens his hands to fists and braces himself for impact, preparing to drive his head into the underside of the man’s gobsmacked jaw.
The guard has pressed his blade with enough force to crease Regina’s skin now, though he’s yet to draw blood (time is of the essence, and Robin tenses, turning, ready to stir up some trouble). The dwarf speaks up then, growling out an irritated “Quit messing around so we can get on with it,” and the guard obligingly lowers his sword and raises an arm, backhanding Regina across the face instead.
Robin becomes vaguely aware of something large and hairy stepping into his sightline, the sensation of hitting nothing but wall when all he longs for is to move, to break through worlds if that's what it takes – oh but how he needs to destroy that bastard for what he’s just done—
There’s a murmur of “Easy there, Robin Hood” somewhere above his ear, barely heard over the pounding rush of blood there, seeping to touch his vision until he’s seeing red.
“You’ll only do her more harm than good,” Tiny is whispering urgently, and he doesn’t ease back until Robin gives him a tight-lipped jerk of a nod in understanding.
His muscles are still singing with the desire to tear the guard apart by the limbs as the man wrenches at the rope and shoves Regina roughly forward, a glove buried in her hair, yanking, twisting, smirking like the sick son of a bitch he is, until her jaws clench from the effort of not crying out. A stream of scarlet has blossomed just above her upper lip, and Robin’s fury finds a new target as he fights the compulsion to reach for her, shake her, demand of her just how she’d let herself finally fall into enemy hands.
Looking too pleased with himself, the guard eventually releases her hair and steps ahead to take the lead, leaving Regina to trip and stumble after him. She waits until he’s turned fully before swiping her mouth against her tunic, wincing when the motion aggravates something in her shoulder, and she rolls it gingerly back and forth, testing the extent of the injury.
Robin has become well-acquainted with the guard’s savagery these past many hours, the aching soreness where brass-covered knuckles have no doubt painted his face in lurid shades of purples and greens. Still, he knows Regina to be equally deadly, if not more so – light on her feet, exceptionally clever in tight situations, armed with a sharpness that cuts deeper than any blade – and by all accounts it makes no damn sense that she would’ve been caught so easily.
What had she been thinking, to linger so close (so recklessly) to the roads, while men who would gladly see her hang for her crimes seek passage to the castle – to the Queen – that she’s spent a lifetime outrunning?
He’ll have words with her on the matter soon enough, Robin decides with grim determination as he watches them draw near the end of the line. Regina, clearly guessing the path of his thoughts, looks pointedly elsewhere when the guard stations her just behind him.
It occurs to Robin that seeing the two of them side by side may trigger certain unwelcome memories as far as the guard is concerned – a heist interrupted, a trap lain in a hijacked carriage, an arrow landing shy of the Queen’s head (but only just) – and it won’t improve their already dismal odds of survival if the guard comes to recognize him as the one who’d helped Regina escape that first time, so many summers ago.
Robin is carefully dropping his gaze to his boots when the guard grabs at his own bound hands, moving for the loose end of rope dangling there. Chuckling quietly, the man loops it noose-like around Regina’s neck, tightening, tightening (something deep inside Robin’s chest straining in answer), until she’s all but hissing in pain.
The ground goes unfocused beneath his feet, seeming to shift away from him with increasing unsteadiness as though the two have been separated in some irrevocable way, but something else has weighed him down, resisting his every urge to act, to unleash whatever form of hell he can, to do something other than simply go on standing there.
The guard is just within reach and just distracted enough that Robin could aim a devastating if not fatal blow to some of his more vulnerable body parts (he’d so like to see the man try to smirk with a fist in his throat), if not for even the off-chance that any sudden movement on his part might end disastrously for Regina.
And so he stays motionless, unable to so much as scowl when the guard begins patting his palms up and down Regina’s backside, dallying too long near her hips before roughly working his way toward her front. The rucksack she’d secured to her belt earlier with their hard-won scrolls is gone, Robin notices, must have been surrendered to the woods in the heat of her capture, but its loss is nothing in the face of all else he’s too close to losing, now.
A more-than-thorough survey of her legs, a thin blade confiscated from the lacings of her boots, and the guard is leering over Regina again, with a grin vile enough to turn any stomach playing across his features. “Better keep up, if you want to keep your own head,” he murmurs to her, almost in the cadence of a lover, before sauntering off to rejoin the front of the group.
Robin closes his hands and wills the shaking to stop.
For a long, miserable moment there’s nothing to take note of but the slow restoration of order to their party, the quiet, shuffling defeat in their steps and the occasional word, testily exchanged, between guard and dwarf up ahead. Tiny offers Robin a brief, rueful attempt at a smile before facing forward and shuffling on, and though his generous size has them rather effectively hidden from view, Robin doesn’t look back. He holds himself stiffly, quietly, willing the guards to forget Regina briefly enough for him to work his mind around their current dilemma.
It would have been a fairly easy thing, gambling with his safety alone on some half-baked plan of escape, but he’s her to think of now – her head, that heart so long sought after by the Queen, all things too valuable for him to risk the way he might have his own life – particularly when she can’t appear to be bothered about attending to such matters herself.
He won’t allow his sacrifice, involuntary as it was, to be entirely for naught now that she’s marching to near-certain death with him.
Robin’s shoulders soon begin to protest from the effort of extending his wrists as far back as he’s physically able, lending what slack he can to the rope around her neck, and it burns away at him, more than being double-crossed or cheated out of some trivial fortune, to find that his hands are tied, and her life along with them.
They are thieves, after all, meant for only fools to trust (he’d been the fool to believe anything more than that lay between them), but this, this he’d never asked for, when all he’d truly desired to steal from her someday remains well-guarded and untouchable as ever to him.
Midday slides into early afternoon as they near the mouth of a stream, its babbling current providing them something of a cover when Robin’s failure to acknowledge her in any way seems to provoke Regina enough to break the silence first.
“You look terrible.”
Her nonchalance, maddeningly ill-timed, stirs Robin’s temper, and he replies, as evenly as he can manage, “No bloody thanks to you.”
A beat, then she remarks, “You sound upset.”
“You don’t miss a thing.”
She doesn’t seem to have a response to that, and he carries on, curious to see what it will take to force a confession out of her. “I should’ve known you had some ulterior motive when you invited me along on that job.” His tone grows dry. “And here I thought you’d grown genuinely fond of my company.”
“Still can’t get over that, can you,” sighs Regina, and she actually has the audacity to sound bored with him. “I needed a ride, and something to distract them with in case we were found out—”
“It’s nice to know that’s all I’m good for,” Robin deadpans, though he can’t help but feel somewhat offended. He hadn’t earned his reputation – or the substantial bounty on his head – by being no better than a distraction. “I’m flattered, truly.”
“Besides. You weren’t supposed to…” She trails off, and for a moment he wonders if the forest hasn’t simply claimed the last of her words when they eventually reach him again, tight and evenly controlled. “You were the one actually stupid enough to get caught.”
He recognizes the slight for what it is – the closest thing resembling an apology he’s ever likely to get from this woman – but still he can’t help needling her, can’t resist the image of her scowling at his backside the instant she finds her own words being used against her. “Still can’t say sorry, can you?”
She falls silent again, and he’s satisfied.
The men up front have not let up on their squabbling, irritated snatches of “But I found her first” and “Yeah? Who do you think Her Majesty’s going to believe?” rising to filter through the trees, and in their preoccupation Robin finally ducks his head back for a glimpse at Regina. It won’t be much longer, he reckons, before the guards tire of arguing, and the nearby source of fresh water tempts them into stopping for a drink; once they’re stationary, he’ll have better luck at securing their means of escape, the jagged edge of some stone, perhaps a thin-pointed branch he can wedge into the rope and loosen its knotting.
Regina is twisting around in her makeshift noose while he watches her, but at the feel of his gaze on her she stops, looking stonily askance. Her cheek is still smarting from the blow she’d received, a thin trace of blood staining her upper lip in a gash that will surely scar, and Robin feels a twinge in his chest at the thought.
“At any rate,” he tells her, softening, “I think we can both agree that neither of us have been particularly perceptive in our choices today.”
Regina snorts out a laugh. “Speak for yourself.”
Irritation rattles him down to the bones, and he forgets his composure a moment. “Need I remind you how much your head is worth to these people?” he growls to her quietly, jerking his head toward the men who’ve been no doubt quarreling on that very same topic. “To the Queen?”
“Twice as much as yours, at least,” she’s quick to remind him (always), looking smug of all things, and it vexes him that even now she could reduce this to something as petty as a competition between the two of them.
“That’s hardly the point,” Robin mutters, returning to his careful scrutiny of their path ahead. He signals back to her as best as he’s able whenever the ground levels off unexpectedly or a protruding root upsets his footing, and he can only hope she’s not so proud as to ignore even these small warnings.
She makes an impatient sound in her throat when he doesn’t make the effort to lecture her any further. “So are you done, or…?”
He ducks beneath a low-lying branch that’s overgrown the width of the road, slowing his gait to allow Regina time to do the same without, quite literally, risking her neck. “We’ve still much to discuss, you and I.”
“Maybe later,” she tells him dismissively once their pace has found a regular rhythm again.
“Oh?” And in spite of everything, he finds himself battling a smile. “You’ve more important matters requiring your attention, I take it?”
“Now’s just not a great time.” She sounds increasingly distracted as they tread along, picking their way around cumbersome ferns, sidestepping hollowed bits of walnut shells that litter the soil. The stream has started bending eastward as the trail takes them further north, and too soon they’ll have reached the outermost corners of Sherwood Forest, of home.
“We’ve another day’s walk to the castle at least,” Robin argues for the sake of appearances, given that he’s no actual intention for either of them to see said walk to the end. “Tell me, then, when would be more convenient for you? After we’re comfortably settled into our prison cells? Or just before our beheading?”
He can practically hear Regina’s eyes rolling behind his back, every inch of her likely poised in retort, when Tiny swivels around to regard them both with a dour expression.
“Would you two knock it off for a while?” the giant wants to know, before adding a disgruntled “You’re kind of making my ears bleed.” He hazards a glance over Robin’s head then, and whatever he sees there has him beckoning Robin forward with a shifty-eyed twitch of his chin, dropping his voice so low that the words barely make it past the length of his beard. “Listen. I’ve given it some more thought, and she’s all y—”
Robin never quite catches that last bit, distracted as he is by a sudden, odd pulsing of light in his periphery, too bright, too deliberate to have come from the sun.
Before he has a chance to wonder if he’s seeing things, Regina closes in at his heels, forcing him to stagger-step in tandem with her strides (pressing, relentless) before she topples them both over, trapping his hands somewhere between the lambswool of her vest collar and the smooth belted leather at her waist.
“What the bloody – Regina, what are you—”
“Do me a favor.” Her request is even-toned, almost offhand in the way she lets it settle into his ear, but he doesn’t miss the restrained sense of urgency behind it, and his eyes instinctively dart back up to the front, where the guards are still negotiating the terms of their claim to the Queen’s most precious cargo.
He exchanges a look with Tiny, who appears to have caught on to the sudden shift, and the giant nods wordlessly to him before facing meaningfully forward again, straight-backed and vigilant.
Robin inclines his head toward Regina until he can feel stray wisps of her hair tickling his jawline. “What will you have me do?”
“There’s another dagger – there – in my vest. I need you to get it.”
Unbelievable. “And you didn't think to mention it earlier?” he says, aggravated, though given her track record (notoriously bad at sharing, for one) he supposes it’s hardly shocking that she would have thought to keep such crucial details to herself.
“I was waiting for the opportune moment,” she hisses, and it’s his turn to roll his eyes while he finagles his hands into a position better suited for (he sighs) more or less feeling her up, carefully laboring his way through her muttered guidance – to the right, down, then down more (pay attention), and do you feel it yet (well what’s taking you so long)?
“Watch it,” she warns in a rush when one hand strays farther right than either of them wanted, knuckles brushing against the unmistakable swell of a breast beneath her collar, and he curses, curses, curses this woman, thinking of how he’d rather perish at the hands of the Queen than a part of Regina’s anything, her razor-like gaze, those deceptively soft curves, that knife she’d stabbed into his back at least one time already.
“Got it.” He retrieves the dagger, gripping the hilt like a lifeline and feeling relieved in more ways than one as Regina finally steps away, giving him room to recover his balance and find that breath he’d quite forgotten to take.
His thumb catches on a groove in the handle, tracing over the engraved surface of a lion’s mane that he’s felt a hundred times before, could likely sketch out to minute detail from sheer memory alone.
“Hang on. This is my dagger.”
“You don’t miss a thing,” she drawls.
“You do realize this marks the second time, now, that you’ve more or less proved to harbor some death wish against me?”
“Well there’s no need to be dramatic about it,” sniffs Regina. “You’re lucky I got caught when I did. Unless you were waiting to reach the Queen’s doorstep before choosing to do something about it, you clearly needed someone’s help.”
“Because you stole my dagger.”
“You would’ve done the same thing,” she mutters exasperatedly, as though she’d had every expectation that he would be this difficult, and he manages to breathe through the height of his temper before turning to regard her again.
“No,” Robin tells her evenly, and he likes to imagine he’s more than unsettled her, that scowl of hers beginning to slip at the firm tone he’s taken, and she looks almost confused by his unwillingness to play by their usual rules. “I wouldn’t have.”
Regina seems to recover the next instant, and she stares mulishly up at him, her face inscrutable now.
He slides his gaze away and toward the ground, not wishing (not ready) to see her reaction as he goes on, matter-of-factly, “You and I both know I would never do a bloody thing that put you in harm’s way.”
Her answering silence cuts at him more than he’ll willingly admit, and then her voice is reaching to touch him again, half in challenge, half in entreaty. “So cut me loose.”
Robin obliges without another word, sawing swiftly through the rope, and the fibrous twining gives bit by bit until it’s falling away, freeing her from him.
She’s suddenly pressing herself along his backside again, with the distinct sound of a smirk against his ear as she whispers, all teasing warmth for having gotten in the last word with him, “Try to keep up this time.”
Not even a sodding thank you.
And then she’s gone.
“She’s something,” Tiny remarks, with wonder evident in every towering inch of his frame, and together they follow her flight through the trees as the forest, down to its very leaves, seems to part at her command, swallowing her safely out of sight.
Something doesn’t even begin to cover it.
At least she’d had the decency to leave him with more than just a blow to his pride this time around.
Robin turns the dagger point inward, working it deep into the knots binding his wrists together. It’s a far trickier task than simply slicing away at the rope, taking care not to cut himself too badly on the blade, but he soon finds a manageable rhythm and his mind begins to wander, inevitably it seems, to chase after Regina.
She’ll likely have found a more expedient form of transportation by now, absconded with another’s horse or charmed her way into someone else’s carriage, and Robin tells himself he’s glad for it. The greater the runaround she can give the guards the better, though it’s not that particular distance so much as the one growing and growing between the two of them that he finds he’s so preoccupied with at the moment.
Regina hadn’t given him that much of a head start, and he wonders what good it would do him –  how much a horse and his portion of the scrolls are actually worth (knowing full well the worth of other things) – even if he does choose to pursue her, once he’s made his escape. They’ve always been so terribly careful, so calculated in their space and their debts, their reservations and the risks they’re willing to take with one another.
What would they be without any of these things standing between them, Robin wonders, and it’s the hope of discovery, that thrill of what’s yet uncharted as far as Regina is concerned, that fuels every impulse he’s ever ignored in the past to simply go after her this time.
As absorbed in his thoughts as he is, he hardly pays attention to Tiny’s small-sounding “Uh oh,” nor the deafening stillness that’s overtaken their party, until it’s spread halfway down the line, and he nearly runs into the giant from behind before coming to an uneasy stop himself.
The guards, from the sound of it, have settled their differences for the time being and begun a routine sweep, taking stock of their prisoners and loudly debating which of their sad-looking lot will be fortunate enough to receive a sip of water once they’ve procured more from the stream.
The golden-haired guard is, naturally, the first to take note of Regina’s absence.
“Where is she?” he roars, raising hell as he stalks toward Robin, drawing his sword and shaking it outward in a blind sort of fury. “How the hell did she escape? Leroy! Search the woods! She won’t have made it far on foot!”
Nothing for it but to go down fighting, Robin thinks grimly as the rope finally begins to budge and loosen. And if he can take this bastard down with him, so much the better.
“You!” growls the guard, livid, sword point coming within rather uncomfortable proximity to Robin’s chest. “Which way did she go? You must have helped her do it!”
Robin leans in close enough for the blade tip to just nick the leather trim of his vest, confiding with a solemn, “Not for the first time, as it so happens,” and then he winks at him.
Not to be toyed with, the guard presses further, thundering, “Tell me where she went,” when the bushes beside them give a great, violent shudder. Robin backs away with hardly a second to spare before the mare is bursting back through, powerful legs lowering to tread the path where he’d just stood.
This time, she isn’t riding alone.
“Looking for me?” a voice above them wonders, and Regina reins the horse to a stop inches in front of the guard’s incredulous face.
In the brief moments since they’d been separated, Regina had worked herself completely free, with chafed-red skin in place of the rope around her wrists and neck, and Robin looks upward to find her gaze startlingly warm on his.
She turns to address the guard once more, tilting her head almost coquettishly as she clucks her tongue at him. “Honestly, Charming, did you really think I was going to leave without saying goodbye?”
“You should’ve run while you had the chance, Regina,” he sneers up at her, swinging his sword in a slow, lazy arc that has the mare prancing backward, tossing her head with a loud, wet snort. The sword advances with another wide sweep, more deliberately paced this time. “I’ll deliver you to Her Majesty in a coffin if I have to now.”
“I’m afraid I can’t allow that to happen,” Robin interrupts them gravely then, and he tosses the leftover pieces of rope aside. They flop to a useless pile on the ground, the remaining length of it still dangling from Tiny’s bound wrists.
The giant lets out a low, impressed whistle as Robin, fingering the hilt of his dagger, brings it casually into view.
The guard – Charming, Regina had called him, though Robin has every intention of questioning her peculiar choice of labels later – looks from one to the other, visibly weighing his odds.
Regina makes the decision for him then, urging the mare to canter forward and force the guard into a hasty, stumbling retreat, completely taken aback by the boldness of her move.
“Go release the others,” she orders Robin, and he opens his mouth to object (a cheeky Are you sure you don’t need me to distract him? on the tip of his tongue) when she expertly maneuvers the reins, rearing the horse back onto her hind legs, and Charming, cowed, nearly loses his balance.
Well, then.
On second thought, he’s quite certain she’s more than capable of handling herself.
Tiny is practically beaming at her, and Robin, shaking his head with something like admiration himself, turns to untie the man when a large palm the size of a salad plate clasps him firmly around the shoulder. Robin feels himself being hauled backward, coming face to face with a remarkably familiar, bushy-bearded grin.
“John?”
“Miss me?” beams his oldest friend, thumping Robin soundly across the back before retrieving a set of blades from his boots. “Let me assist you with that.”
“Oi! Robin!” calls out another voice, originating from somewhere within the dense greenery several paces ahead of them. Seconds later, none other than Will Scarlet emerges from the underbrush, dragging behind him a gagged, bound and rather surly-looking dwarf. “What should I do with this one, d’you reckon?”
Robin has hardly recovered from his astonishment when, as if on cue, no fewer than a dozen of his men are bursting out of the woodworks, brandishing axes and crossbows and shouting spectacularly as they descend upon the flustered guards up front.
“Well we weren’t about to let Regina have all the fun, you know,” yells Little John, looking pleased with Robin’s expression – still cautiously suspended somewhere between delight and utter bewilderment – as he goes about freeing the rest of the prisoners.
“Are they with her?” Tiny wants to know, rubbing the soreness out of his wrists and blinking about in a state of absolute wonder. Robin’s men have already begun to make quick work of the Queen’s, if their exuberant shouting is any indication. Regina, on her part, has effectively trapped Sir Charming between her horse and a nest of prickly vines. “This is hands down the most amazing rescue mission I’ve ever seen.”
Robin would have scowled and set the record straight on who, exactly, his men answer to, had he not noticed one of the guards jostling loose from the ongoing skirmish and about to make a run for the trees. His overlarge helmet has been knocked comically askew, an empty scabbard clanking against his armor with each hurried step.
Politely excusing himself, Robin breaks into an easy jog after the runaway guard.
Incapacitating him ends up taking such little effort on Robin’s part that he’s fairly embarrassed by it, slipping behind the unsuspecting guard and applying but the slightest pressure with his blade to the softness beneath the man’s jaw before he’s throwing up his hands in surrender.
Robin tosses him in with the rest of his lot, now sat clumsily down on the dirt with their backs in a circle, shackled at the ankles and wrists and looking altogether worse for the wear while the Merry Men help themselves to their weapons and supplies.
“The Queen will see all of you burn for this,” the dwarf is snarling from where he’s been crammed between elbows, and Robin cheerfully bends down to twine a piece of cloth around his mouth and spare everyone else from the noise.
By the time he’s turned to seek her out again, Regina has already dismounted, carting the last of them behind her like a dog on a leash.
She’d certainly done a number on him, and Robin might have winced on the guard’s behalf if the sight of him weren’t so bloody satisfying.
Charming looks badly banged up, with his hair now severely deflated, a significant dent in his breastplate shaped curiously like a horseshoe, and somewhere in the thick of a struggle he’d somehow managed to misplace his sword.
Trying and failing to tuck back a smile, Robin strides forward to meet Regina halfway, and then they carefully trail to a pause once they’re at arm’s length away, something like shyness still holding the both of them back.
He’s known many things to stand between them before, but never an uncertainty quite like this, an unspoken wonder at what else they might prove capable of feeling, and it thrills and unsettles him in equal measure.
“You know, I had everything under control,” he tells her, teasing, an echo of the first words she’d ever spoken to him so many summers ago, and she purses her lips in a poor attempt at looking stern with him.
“You’re welcome.”
He inclines his head. “Thank you, milady.”
She rolls her eyes at him. “I brought you something.”
He tilts his head sideways and pretends to consider her offering, while Charming spits blood on the ground and glares daggers at Regina’s back.
“And I suppose you think this makes up for everything I’ve had to endure today?” Robin keeps his tone light, playful, his smile never leaving him, but it seems to throw her all the same. Her gaze shifts away from his as she fiddles with her braid, the action entirely self-conscious and entirely disarming to him.
He takes another step toward her.
“What’s all this?” Will is demanding suddenly, marching up to them with a reproachful eye for Robin. “You planning to help the lady out or go on standing there all damn day? It’s not like she hasn’t already done the hardest parts for you.”
Shaking his head, the lad relieves Regina of her burden, tutting at a petulant-looking Charming to “hurry along now” and yelling ahead for Friar Tuck to “add this bugger to the pile” before they pitch the keys into the river.
Several of the recently freed convicts have gathered to welcome the guard, massaging their fists with gleeful intent.
“All right, all right,” Robin hears Will conceding to them, “you can rough him up a bit more – just bear in mind that we still want our message to the Queen to be fairly recognizable by the time it’s delivered to her, yeah?”
Regina is biting back something suspiciously like a smile when Robin ruefully meets her eye again. Without anything to occupy her hands now, she shoves them under her arms, pulling a face when the movement reminds her of her injured shoulder.
“Let me have a look.” Unable to recall why space had seemed so crucial to keep between them earlier, he reaches for her, just grazing her elbow when she eases out of his grasp.
“Later,” she says, and he will hold her to her word, whether she’d meant it genuinely or not.
The horse, having grown fidgety from the recent lull in action, trots over to join them, nudging a nose into Regina’s arm and sniffing around for any apples she might have stowed there.
“Dapple,” Robin greets his longtime riding companion before muttering a half-hearted “Traitor” under his breath, earning a true, unrestrained smile from Regina this time, and the loveliness of it leaves him fairly out of breath.
“You have excellent taste, don’t you,” she hums to his mare, rubbing an affectionate hand over the muzzle, but there’s an unfocused look to her now, taking her far enough away from him that he feels the distance like a palpable thing.
He wonders if she hasn’t grown as restless as his horse, eager to move on – ready to forget whatever they’ve finally begun to uncover between them and go back to pretending they’re little more than sometimes-friendly rivals with a bad habit of accumulating debts with one another.
“We’ll have to be more careful from now on,” Regina says, pulling his gaze back to the front where his men have chained Charming to a tree, the guard beaten nearly beyond recognition but for the murderous eye he’s trained on them both. They may be walking free today, but at too steep a price, and he will come to collect with a vengeance, tomorrow and every day after until they’ve no place left to run.
As loath as Robin is to admit it, they can hardly call this a victory, knowing the Queen will not suffer the embarrassment in silence.
“We’d be better off getting rid of them in a more…permanent fashion,” he murmurs, already guessing Regina’s answer.
She shakes her head, toying with Dapple’s bridle while Robin’s men take one last turn around the heap of guards, finalizing arrangements and readying themselves for departure. “I won’t be the monster she is. Or the monster she thinks I am.”
Robin heaves a sigh of agreement, nodding to Little John when the man beckons, yelling earnestly about the ale that awaits them at Granny’s tavern.
The invitation had been all-inclusive, the crooks and thieves they’d liberated already exchanging the heartiest of chuckles and backslapping the Merry Men like old friends reunited, but Regina seems to have read it as her cue to take her leave instead.
“Until next time, then.” She extends the reins to Robin with a formality that he’s rather disinclined to accept from her, not now, after all they’ve been through together.
His hand closes around hers, sliding a gentle thumb over the bony part of her wrist. The ropes had scraped deep, leaving raw, angry welts on her skin, and he resolves to tend to those too, once he’s seen to her shoulder. “You really think I’m going to let you go that easily.”
She arches a brow in challenge, though she’s yet to shake him off, and he’ll take his victories wherever he can.
“At the very least you owe me that drink,” he bargains with her, feeling suddenly bold, reckless even, and he throws in a crooked sort of grin to tip her over one way or the other.
“One drink,” she allows, thinning her lips together, though whether to press back a scowl or a smile he’s not entirely certain.
He schools his expression into one of polite interest, shrugging at her in an indulgent manner, “If you insist,” and she rises to the bait with a single dirty look.
Relatively reassured that the chances of her taking off again are somewhat lessened now, at least until she’s found a way to settle the score, he loosens their fingers where they’ve come together, releasing the reins as he gestures for her to mount.
“After you, milady.”
Little John leads the party in the general direction of their encampment, detouring slightly west to pass through the alleyway behind Granny’s tavern. He and several of the other men disappear into the back bearing various accoutrements they’d acquired from the guards, emerging shortly thereafter with barrels of ale, cured meats and an assortment of cheeses fit for a feast.
“Courtesy of the Evil Queen!” crows Will, punching the air in triumph, and the men start up a round of song as they resume their journey, with the promises of celebration, starlight and cavorting round a campfire not far ahead of them.
The day’s events have worn Robin down more than he’d realized, and the exhaustion begins to make itself known as the sky fully darkens, filling his body from head to toe with a heaviness he hardly has the strength to fight. More than once he finds himself swaying sideways, his vision blackening, only to be jerked out of a creeping slumber as the ground beneath him lurches unpleasantly and Regina’s glowering face shifts into focus.
“Are you trying to break something else now too?” she wonders grouchily, throwing his arms more securely around her middle, and he curls instinctive fingers into her tunic, wondering if he’s imagined the slight hitch where he flattens his palms just below her ribcage.
“Are you suggesting you’d actually like me in one piece?” he teases into her ear, and she turns to stone in his arms, stiffly facing front again and scoffing under her breath about how she should’ve checked him for head injuries.
He smiles to the back of her hair, thoroughly enjoying her noise of protest when Dapple gives some thorny bramble a wide berth and the movement rocks Regina solidly into his chest.
Robin marvels at how he’d been able to fall asleep at all with her nestled into him as she is, warm against his thighs, firmly pressed between his palm and belly, the faintly floral scent of her tickling his nose every time she shakes a fallen lock of hair from her face.
Will trots past on his grey saddlebred, side-eyeing them while looking strangely smug about something. Only then does Robin become aware of his hands and where they ought to be or not, one of them already straying dangerously beyond the boundaries of what’s considered strictly decent.
His fingertips have just settled back into the notches between her ribs when Regina carefully slips the reins into his grasp, muttering something about making himself useful for a change, and he’s grateful to have another place to put his hands for a while, where they’re much less likely to get him in trouble.
He feels an odd amalgamation of relief and disappointment when an enthusiastic whooping sounds from the front, announcing their arrival home.
Robin dismounts first, extending a hand that Regina brushes impatiently aside, and the sight of her rigid back as she stalks off to join the others drops something dull and heavy into his chest.
He keeps himself busy for a while, thanking each of his men for their timely assistance and receiving more than a few good-natured quips in return. Will gleefully remarks on what a pretty damsel in distress Robin had made, with his bruised-up eye and the sorry state of his nose, and Friar Tuck reassures him between bouts of their laughter that he’s the necessary herbs and medicines to speed along his recovery.
“And Regina is far easier on the eyes than any knight I’ve ever seen,” continues Will, earning an emphatic nod of agreement from Tiny. “It’s a lucky thing she found us, really. You should’ve seen the look on her face when she—”
But Little John has chosen that moment to trundle by, distributing an armful of flagons amongst their circle, and Will, distracted by the prospect of a drink, never quite finishes the thought.
“How did you wind up so far north near the Queen’s roads?” Robin asks them curiously, wondering at the fortuitous timing of things between Regina’s hard-earned escape and her happening upon his men in the woods, recruiting them to ambush the royal guard and come to their leader’s rescue.
But for now they all appear too preoccupied with celebrating said victory to concern themselves with rehashing every detail leading up to it, and the question seems to fall entirely on deaf ears.
Frowning thoughtfully into his untouched ale, Robin ducks carefully out of the conversation and continues to make his rounds about the campfire. The strays they’d taken in that day are eager to make his acquaintance, and they express their profound gratitude to him, as if he had been the one to personally orchestrate their escape.
His protests are quickly written off as an unconvincing show of humility, and Robin, chagrined, can only smile and drink to their hearty toasts, hoping that the true mastermind behind the rescue mission won’t consider this as yet another one of his numerous offenses against her.
As for his own men, they continue to remain bafflingly mum on the part they’d played, and though there’s little room for paranoia when one lives and works amongst thieves, Robin is under the distinct impression that they’re avoiding something every time they respond to his questions with a longer than usual drag from their ale.
Regina, on the other hand, seems to have decided on ignoring him entirely for the remainder of the evening, always suddenly and mysteriously elsewhere whenever he approaches to exchange pleasantries with another cluster of men who swear to him they’d only just spoken with her.
The fact that she’s not actually left yet ought to reassure him to some degree, but still Robin finds himself half-worrying she’ll disappear on him completely before he’s a chance to – well – to be honest he hasn’t worked out what, exactly, but it feels important, somehow, that she’s chosen to stay while he does.
The crowds are beginning to thin a bit by the time he completes his circuit, some of their new compatriots electing to retire and find their respective ways home before night has crowded too close to the roads. Tiny is one of the last to grip Robin’s arm in farewell.
“Would you like an introduction before you go?” Robin teases him, nodding across the campfire toward the unmistakable silhouette of Regina (slight, hair wild in the growing winds), where she’s currently deposited on an overturned log and deep in conversation with Little John. “I can put in a good word, for whatever mine’s worth to her.”
A hearty chortle, then, “Nah, it’s all right. I know a losing battle when I see one.”
Robin looks quizzically at him.
“Anyone with eyes can tell she’s already spoken for,” shrugs the giant in an offhand fashion, as though it’s no big secret who could ever be so bold or so successful as to claim the heart of one Regina Mills. All Robin can do is stare at him, wondering what sort of conclusion he’d already come to in mere hours that Robin had been unable to see in all his time of knowing this woman.
“Wow. You’re a clueless one, aren’t you,” his friend remarks. “I suppose it hasn’t occurred to you that her capture was probably not an accident?”
Robin finds that he has no answer.
With a smile that pulls at his beard, the man hefts the bag Tuck had packed him, bulging with bread rolls and the like. Whistling a cheerful tune, he departs through the trees, leaving Robin to puzzle over the truly ludicrous thought that rescuing him might have been Regina’s plan all along, that she had…but no. She wouldn’t.
But had she?
Running short on excuses to distract himself from the inevitable now, he circles back around the campsite, weaving unnoticed through his liquor-soaked men and keeping close to the shadows until he’s nearly reached their log.
He loiters there longer than is strictly polite, telling himself that he’d rather not interrupt the very serious discussion they appear to be having between bites of dinner and sips of ale.
Their backs are to him, and Robin observes with some amusement that Regina’s head barely comes level with John’s shoulder, despite his friend’s slouching posture as she jerks a chin up toward his ear.
“Thank you,” Robin hears her say, words he’s never known her to be capable of, and they sound rough on her tongue but sincere all the same. “For your help.”
John is shaking his head with a chuckling sigh, talking around a mouthful of porridge. “That was, without a doubt, the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I was in.” His spoon scrapes the bottom of his bowl, and he nods his thanks when Regina relieves him of the cutlery and passes him a fresh pint of ale instead.
“However.” He waggles a stern, slightly tipsy-looking finger in her face. “You forgot the bit about how you were supposed to await my signal before making a scene. And I don’t recall that being a part of the plan either.” He makes a broad gesture, calling attention to her general air of dishevelment, the ginger way she’s still holding her shoulder, the rope burns she’d sustained.
The cut on her lip that should never have come to pass.
“Well what was I supposed to do when Charming stormed at me through the bushes?” Regina drawls, shrugging off her injuries, though even in this dim lighting Robin doesn’t miss the painful tick in her jaw at the movement. “I had to improvise.”
John harrumphs.
“Besides,” she says dismissively, “we got what we came for. Mission accomplished.”
“Suppose I can’t argue when you put it that way,” relents John gruffly, sounding like he’d very much love nothing better than to do exactly that. “Are you ever planning on telling him that part of the story?”
She’s suddenly fascinated by a bit of dirt on her shirtsleeve.
John smiles in a resigned sort of fashion. “I thought as much. Well, lass, your secret is safe with me, for as long as you wish it. By the by…” He rummages around for something in his tunic, retrieving a knapsack and handing it over to Regina. “I kept them safe for you, as promised.”
“Sorry,” Robin speaks up behind them then, unable to hold himself back any longer. He steps within the circle of firelight as they both start and fall silent. “Am I interrupting anything?”
Regina’s expression closes off as she turns to glance at him over one shoulder, while John’s eyes go comically wide, cheeks turned ruddy as though they’ve just been caught in some awfully compromising position.
Robin’s gaze never leaves Regina’s, searching there, waiting for her to reveal something of herself to him, but she’s as miserably inscrutable as ever.
“Right, then,” John announces loudly to no one in particular, “I’ll just go…refill…this.” He jerks at the near-full drink in his hand, liquid sloshing over the rim as he stands in a hurry and scarpers.
Robin advances with caution, approaching Regina as one might some creature in the wild, for fear of startling her into flight should he make any too-sudden movements. He indicates the spot John had just vacated. “May I join you?”
“I’m not stopping you.” She looks away as he takes a seat beside her, a near-imperceptible stiffening to her spine, and though he carefully gives her space, placing himself flush with the edge of the log, he’ll not let her off the hook so easily in other regards.
“You still owe me that drink,” he reminds her, gaze steady and unrelenting even as she dallies obstinately for several seconds before meeting it again.
Her mouth immediately opens on a scowl, as if by some instinctive need to make things difficult for him, but the words seem to fade as she looks him slowly up and down, cataloguing all that she sees until he begins to shift in discomfort, unsure what it is that she wants from him, what else she might be waiting to hear him say.
“Here,” she says at last, brusquely pushing her pint into his hands, “you can have mine,” and then she’s shoving herself from the log with such force it lurches backward, leaving him to find his balance again while she stalks purposefully away from him, clutching the scrolls John had just returned to her.
Well that was…not entirely unexpected, Robin supposes, given her track record thus far, though he takes very little comfort in the fact. Her abandoned drink weighs rather heavily on his spirits as he resigns himself to this distance she seems intent on keeping between them, now that their debts have been squared away and he’s no longer in need of her rescuing.
He’s raising the flagon to his lips when she returns, her arms laden with various cloth bags, a few precariously balanced bowls of noxious-smelling substances that couldn’t possibly be edible – unless, of course, her plan is to poison him.
Freezing, Robin can only stare as Regina reclaims her seat on the log, dumping the pile at his feet before turning to face him with a stern, business-like expression. He feels the flagon being pulled from his unresisting grip, and then she’s thunking it down on the ground with the rest of her things.
“Come here,” she orders him imperiously, a hint of her royal upbringing showing through, and what can he do but obey, musing all the while about how differently this story might have turned out had Regina been the one on the throne instead of the famed Snow White.
“You first,” he attempts to bargain with her when she reaches to address his wounds, and her surly expression earns a gently teasing smile from him, one she quickly casts aside with a firm grip on his chin.
“Hold still,” she mutters irritably, shifting forward and peering down at the state of his nose with a look of intense concentration, lips pursed, eyes narrowed as though his injuries might heal on their own if she simply glares at them hard enough.
“Just a scratch,” he can’t help but murmur, and she bristles in a predictable fashion as he struggles to better contain his smile this time.
There may as well have been a dragon perched on the log beside him at that moment instead, for all the smoldering ire just behind her eyes as she leans ever closer, breathing fire and bearing down on him with deadly intent, and Robin might even have feared less for his safety had that actually been the case.
He braces himself for imminent contact, but then Regina’s testing the length of his nose with a tenderness he hadn’t expected, pressing gingerly, quietly huffing her exasperation when he flinches on instinct away from her hand.
“Hold still,” she repeats, but kinder now, softening her scowl with every wince that he makes. He thinks it a rather difficult thing to ask of him when she’s sitting so close as she is, one knee pressed into his thigh, her face hovering just above his at a distance too tempting not to do something about, and he forces his eyes shut against the view.
She inspects his nose a minute longer as an easy silence falls between them, filling with the light, fitful cracklings of the campfire, pulling out snippets of conversation from the not-so-distant rumblings of his men as stories pass over clinking pitchers. John is bellowing something indistinct about which bones to break first in a fight, Will joining in soon thereafter, until the lot of them are nearly overflowing with laughter and ale.
Robin finds himself grateful for their distraction, his men entirely oblivious – or at least behaving that way – to the two of them on their remote little log, wrapped up in one another out of necessity, or perhaps something more, this time.
He eventually cracks his eyes open again when he feels Regina moving away from him. “Definitely broken,” she announces shortly, and he grimaces to have guessed as much while she swoops down to collect some of the supplies she’d brought with her, selecting several bags as well as a bowl with a particularly pungent odor before settling the lot into her lap.
She carefully measures out pinches of dried herbs, grinding them to dust between fingertips over the bowl and swirling a thumb into the mixture. “The good news is that your face is no more crooked than usual for it, so there’s no use in trying to set it back.”
“Lucky indeed,” Robin deadpans, and she gives him something vaguely resembling a smile before she bends over him, her lips pressing back together in a thin, focused line.
The touch of her fingers to his face is so light he might not have felt it but for a rapidly spreading sensation of coolness where the salve begins to work some kind of magic, chasing away the worst of the pain, clearing out his nasal passages. He breathes in, pleasantly surprised to discover that the herbs she’d added appear to have neutralized the scent, coaxing it toward something clean and mint-like, crisp as the air after an early morning drizzle.
A buzz of warmth has begun to fill him, reaching the farthest parts of his chest, and he knows it’s not just gratitude he feels for her, this woman who is so determined still to act as though he’s little more than a sometimes-rival to her.
He knows better now. He does.
He does.
Robin tries not to let his gaze wander too obviously down to her mouth while she works, wondering at what the consequences might be of such boldness – wondering whether he cares – but the gentle way she’s lifted a steadying hand to cup the side of his face lulls him into recklessness, loosening words from his tongue.
“So,” he says, “I have it on reasonably good authority that you allowed yourself to be captured by the Queen’s guard.”
He suspects for a moment that she will deny it – As if I’d do something that careless and stupid, he can already hear her say in scathing dismissal – but Regina doesn’t falter, fingers never breaking stride as she replies evenly, “Were you under the impression that they could ever catch me on purpose?”
Robin bites down on one corner of his smile. “Of course not. My mistake.”
She shrugs her good shoulder in a lofty sort of manner and tells him, primly, “Wouldn’t be your first.”
“No,” he agrees, then, because she’s made it all too easy for him, “And I’ve certainly made my fair share of those today. Trusting you not to sell me out after that job, for example.”
“Bandit,” she reminds him immediately, but she can’t seem to meet his eye, and her hands drop from his face to busy themselves with scraping restless little circles into the bottom of her bowl. Forgetting any need to exercise restraint with her, Robin eases a palm over her fidgeting fingers, and he understands how truly vulnerable he’s found her in this moment when she doesn’t bother pulling away from him.
“There is honor to be had amongst thieves, as you’ve well proven,” he argues kindly, running his thumb along her wrist with as light a touch as he can bear, careful not to frighten her off, poised for flight as she is, has always been, with him. “Besides, some mistakes are worth regretting, and that was hardly the gravest of the many I have made today.”
“No?” she asks tonelessly, intent as ever on avoiding his gaze, as though such a thing will do far more damage than any sort of physical contact between them.
“No.” Robin lets his eyes fall to touch her mouth at last, stumbling over her upper lip where the smoothness there had broken open, marked by little more now than a thin, dried splinter of blood.
There’s a sharp, audible hitch when he lifts a daring hand to stroke his thumb across the wound, her breath coming out in warm, shallow puffs against his skin. He splays his fingers over her jawline, trailing another finger down to the redness around her neck that the guard’s makeshift noose had left behind.
“I’m fine,” she tells him, quietly insistent.
“Perhaps.” His voice has dropped to a murmur, rough and low as it passes from somewhere deep in his throat. “Be that as it may, milady, I believe it’s your turn to hold still a moment.”
Her eyes finally swing upward to land most unnervingly on his, unblinking as she stares at him, wary. She doesn’t move to stop him when he raises his other hand, still loosely joined with hers, and touches the raw-pink underside of her wrist to his lips.
“Robin…” His name escapes her on a sigh, in warning or exasperation, some half-made attempt to convince him that the sudden kick in her pulse has little to do with the kiss he’s just pressed there, or the second, or the third when he realizes he’s gotten away with the first two.
She never quite recovers her voice long enough to protest further, and he shifts forward on the log, bringing his mouth within centimeters of her own. He flattens her palm over his chest, willing her to sense the madness beneath it, the thundering, and know that she’s the one who has caused the storm there.
His thumb has drifted down to catch at her lower lip, gently tugging, and her mouth parts at his touch, gaze growing warm and heavy, the look of her utterly impossible for him to resist now.
The bowl tumbles forgotten from her lap, landing with a soft thump onto the earth at their feet as he snakes an arm around her middle, coaxing her close, closer. The rigid lines of her body seem to soften against her will, curving slowly into him until he’s certain he’ll never again feel quite whole without her pressed against him as she is.
He carefully brushes aside a lock of hair that’s come loose from her braid, twining it around his fingertips and cupping her cheek in his palm. She bumps the tip of her nose into his, as if to test how well the salve has settled, and Robin’s mouth slides sideways into a mischievous grin as he returns the favor with far less delicacy, smearing leafy bits of paste across her skin.
Her face scrunches in a captivating manner, her answering scowl only half-formed, out of habit, and the air between them goes hushed and still, as though they’d both in their teasing neglected to take a proper breath.
“Regina,” he murmurs.
She blinks, bewildered, as he leans further in, and then her lashes are fluttering closed.
Her lips touch his with an aching uncertainty, cautious and brief, pulling away almost as quickly as she’d brought them together. His eyes open to find hers in some state of turmoil, wild and borderline fearful, as if she’s just done a terrible thing and simply can’t fathom how he might respond.
It is ridiculous – she is ridiculous – and Robin might have thought to point out as much were he not so focused on how he longs to kiss her again.
So he does.
He eases his mouth over hers, gently, ever so aware of that cut he’d rather not reopen, but then her lips are parting, soft and full and oh so inviting, and he cannot help but slip his tongue out to meet hers halfway, sliding, and tangling, and gods.
He kisses her, kisses her, kisses her until they're both breathless from it, and still it isn't enough, that heady sensation each time their lips come back together, how she sighs into him whenever he dips in to taste her again just so.
Regina’s breaking contact once more, too soon, bending to reach something on the ground before he’s even fully recovered his senses, and then she’s closing his hand around a rucksack, several rolls of parchment taking some vague form at his fingertips.
He lifts a searching gaze to hers.
“Take them,” she says, voice gravelly-rough, scratched bare with some emotion he can’t quite identify, and he’s having trouble reading her now. “They’re yours. You should take them.”
Robin feels her watching him as he turns the scrolls over in his palm. He pauses, testing their weight, and then his grip tightens, lifting them up before carefully, deliberately, tossing them into the firepit some yards ahead. There’s a flare of light as the flames eagerly lick up the cloth and its contents, pounds of gold upon gold now gone to waste, and neither of them move to salvage what remains.
“Those scrolls were never what I was after,” he tells her simply while Regina stares and stares at him, speechless but for all the tenderness and something like wonder left unspoken in her eyes as as he presses his lips back to hers.
He’s lost to her again in an instant, gathering her hair to the nape of her neck, angling her slightly as he tilts his head in kind. He takes her lower lip between his teeth for a quick little nibble before slanting his mouth fully back over hers, deepening the kiss, relishing the feel of her, silky, warm, and still tasting vaguely of ale.
She’s humming soft things into his mouth, sighs and other sounds he’s never heard from her before – a throaty mmm that spreads heat low in his belly, a muffled squeak of surprise when he slides a palm down her back, the other locking under her knee to hoist her sideways into his lap.
The movement jostles their lips apart, just long enough for Robin to catch his breath and then thoroughly lose it again as he takes in the sight of her. With her back to the firelight, it’s difficult to make out more than shades and shadows, but there’s no mistaking the rosy flush to her cheeks, the look of swollen pink lips now well-seen-to – and the hint of a smile, alluring in its disbelief, as her fingers creep upward to dance almost tentatively along either side of his neck.
He holds her gaze steady with his own, trying to communicate to her the things that he thinks might scare her away, were he to say them aloud.
She drops her eyes away from his before too long, clearly not comfortable with whatever she’s seen in them, but she seems content to let him hold her in other ways for now, and he takes the opportunity to press a kiss to her injured shoulder, inquiring lowly, “How does it feel?”
“I’d forgotten about it,” she tells him, sounding perfectly sincere, but there’s a teasing turn to her tone when she mentions next, “I must have gotten distracted by something.”
“Oh,” says Robin with mock seriousness, “yes, I’ve been told that I can be a very…” He makes his way across her collarbone, threads of her fur collar catching in his stubble, “…very…” then up the column of her neck to find her pulse point, and she opens her throat to him, dragging fingertips into his scalp as he explores her skin with lips and tongue, “…good distraction.”
He noses slow, open-mouthed kisses up to her jawline, enjoying the way she arches into him, the content little noises that catch a bit before tumbling out of her, and then she’s stilling suddenly, sounding winded but stern all the same as she accuses him, “You’re rubbing everything into my hair.”
Robin leans guiltily back, pulling with him matted strands of her hair that have stubbornly clung to the remaining paste around his nose and eye. She carefully sweeps them aside, with a scowl she doesn’t quite sell, and then she’s sighing when he offers her a sheepish sort of grin in return, resigning herself to something as she bends over his good eye and dots a kiss to his brow.
“I gather a reapplication will be in order, then?” he wonders, playfully innocent, as she fusses irritably with her ruined handiwork. “And while you’re at it, my back is starting to feel a bit sore as well…” He trails off suggestively, winking up at her once she’s settled back enough to see it, feeling terribly tempted to kiss away each downturned corner of her frown.
“Keep it up and that won’t be the only place you’re hurting,” Regina grumbles, and he can’t quite suppress his smile – there are many things he simply can’t seem to help around her, as it turns out – while she looks increasingly flustered, unsure how to handle him flirting with her so outrageously still.
“I’m afraid I’ve a spot here that may also need tending to,” he carries on solemnly, shamelessly, relinquishing the hand he’s settled over her thigh to run a thumb along his lower lip, and she appears torn between blackening his other eye and kissing him again if only to shut him up for good.
Meaning to make the choice easier for her, Robin leans in to capture her mouth again when she shifts in his arms, finding a soft spot between his ribs with a wayward elbow, and his breath leaves him in an audible grunt. He winces dramatically and Regina looks stricken a moment, hands hovering at his hemline, prepared to untuck it from his breeches and investigate any injuries that may have escaped her notice when she catches the look on his face.
“If you wanted to remove my clothes, all you had to do was ask, milady.”
Irritation colors her cheeks. “Was this your plan all along?” she demands to know, with an obstinate glare at some point near his chin, just beyond the reach of his scrutiny. “Getting caught so I'd have to come save you?”
The memory of her bursting through trees and whatever else stood in her way – guards and queens and perhaps the walls around Regina’s own well-caged heart – flashes across his mind, again and again, and it both pains and warms him to an unbearable degree, that she would be so careless with herself, and for him.
He wonders at – and knows, without question – the lengths he’d have gone for her in his place, but it hardly comes out even, somehow, everything she had already risked over what he’d give up without hesitation. His pride, his freedom…his heart, of course, has long been off the table, tucked into her breast pocket alongside his dagger (hers, now, too) before either of them could be fully aware of the change, though it feels nothing like loss to him.
Wordlessly, selfishly, he nudges in another kiss just below her ear before murmuring there, “Admittedly, it has rather worked out in my favor.”
Regina huffs at him, but there’s little heat behind it, and her fingers splay on either side of his jaw, nails scraping gently over stubble, thumbs finding his dimples as they deepen into another crooked smile.
“That being said,” he continues while she gazes down at him, “how much longer are we going to pretend throwing me to the wolves wasn’t all just an elaborate excuse of yours to come chasing after me?”
“And I suppose this is your idea of payback?” she returns. “Discovering all these new injuries so that you might trick me into staying?”
“You wound me,” Robin tells her, swallowing carefully around the sudden sensation of his heart settling up in his throat. “And I do mean that quite literally.” He manages to keep his tone light, while the rest of him feels insupportably heavy all at once, sobering at the thought of them parting ways, now, when there’s so much yet to discover about this woman. The fit of her in his arms without all the usual bickering and glowering between them. The feel of her sharpest edges cautiously gentling for him alone.
What other sounds, soft or otherwise, he might be capable of stealing from her.
The indistinct clamor of his men and their merrymaking has finally begun to reach some conclusion, dispersing from the circle they’d formed to redistribute themselves amongst the camp. One passes close enough to the dwindling firelight that Robin can just make out Will’s profile, the lad glancing very obviously everywhere else but them, ducking his head almost shyly and hastening off toward his tent.
Stirred by the commotion – by the feel of so many trying not to look their way, though he knows she’d never admit it – Regina eases down from Robin’s lap, situating herself back onto the log beside him. She seems a lot less concerned with the matter of space and how much of it belongs between them this time, resting her forearm over his thigh, curling a hand above his knee, and the ease of it – of them, however just-formed they may be – feels so right, so familiar to him that he can hardly comprehend the days leading up to this one, the near-misses and the not-quites and how close they’d come to being nothing at all.
Still, there’s something like wistfulness in the sound of her sigh, the ginger way she leans a shoulder into his chest as he winds an arm around her back. He finds her waist and settles his hand there, needing to feel her – warm, whole and quite possibly his – and know that she has stayed, for him, for now.
But this night of so many beginnings will also come to some unavoidable end, and Robin doubts that she could be so willfully tamed – that they could come together without fumbling some first – when her one inclination has always been to run, no matter the direction, and his to catch up to her only when she’s stood still enough to let him.
He angles his body into hers, reaching for her other hand. She opens her palm to him, and he traces the lines there, wondering. “How else could I persuade you not to go? Tell me.”
Her smile is soft, secretive, and he knows her answer before she’s spoken. “I've already put you – put both of us – in enough danger today.”
It’s a difficult point to argue without downplaying all the bruised egos and broken noses and wounds that will surely scar, but he closes an arm tighter around her waist regardless, weaving their fingers firmly together as though she couldn’t just as easily pull them apart.
“It certainly was more eventful than most,” Robin finally allows, pressing a kiss to her temple, then a smile in her ear. “But I do so like when you come to my rescue.”
“Are you always this useless?” she asks him, fondly.
“Around you?” he murmurs, mouth falling sideways in that way he’s learning she likes so well, and his voice takes a turn for the very, very serious. “I’m afraid it can’t be helped, milady.”
Regina might have rolled her eyes, might have scoffed and made him out to be some kind of fool – she has a weakness for such things, when it comes to him – but then he’s kissing her again, most thoroughly, before she’s the chance to fall into old habits. Perhaps she’ll discover a way, still, perhaps he’ll blink and find her gone by morning, but she’s opened enough of her heart to him now that if she expects him not to follow…well.
Certain habits are harder to break than others, after all, and he never could resist the thrill of a hunt, of teasing a scowl – and perhaps something more – out of this woman, who may very well have been biding her time, running, and waiting, for the moment he finally caught up with her.
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madeline-kahn · 8 months ago
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Hello! This is very late. My excuse is that I typed everything up last night and then accidentally pressed inspect element which for some reason caused everything to clear out. So, learn from my mistakes and don’t do that. Also maybe don’t be doing things that you really intended to do on Sunday on Monday. Let’s get into some absolutely wonderful edits...
the witcher + women quotes by @inejz-ghafa
the old guard by @strangehighs
the umbrella academy by @seance
the witcher + women swearing by @arthurpendragonns
jatp + alex by @owenpatrickjoyners
the suicide squad by @carricfisher for @dcfilmblr
derry girls by @meliorn for @dailycolorfulgifs
godzilla vs. kong by @grimreaper for @filmcentral
raya and the last dragon + dragons by @softmaevewiley
hadestown by @oceanssapart
stick it by @nostalgic-films
jatp: rose and julie by @dahliamolina
platoon by @jackharkness
jatp + “ours” by @emeraldphantoms
pedro pascal profile by @hunterschafer
pedro pascal filmography by @ewan-mcgregor
carol costume design by @stars-bean
jatp + julie by @luke-patterson
jatp + favorite songs by @julielukes
to catch a thief by @ritahayworrth for @movie-gifs
ewan mcgregor filmography by @emcgregor
man of steel by @gregory-peck
pedro pascal in kingsman the golden circle by @transitorywhim
jatp + wake up by @miriammaisel for @jatpwomen
astrology lyrics by @pureheroines
little women 1994 jo and friedrich by @loveexpelrevolt
jatp + favorite (women) songs by @amandaseyfried
jatp + the beautiful truth by @julielukes
jap + favorite women songs by @juliesmolinas
jatp + flying solo by @rockyblue for @jatpwomen
As always, you can tag me at #userrobin
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pixelbypixelfanfic · 4 years ago
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I was tagged by @adragonstale and @chashkieh. Thanks! 
rules: tag 8 people you want to get to know better
Relationship Status: Married for 20 years next summer and could use tips on fun places to go on our Big Trip, as I have major analysis paralysis. 
Favourite Colour: green, but I spell it color. ;) 
Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick
Last Song I Listened To: I Got You from Bring It On: the Musical. Don’t laugh. ;) I need upbeat stuff to keep my brain moving at work. 
Last Movie I Watched: In the theater, Wonder Woman. At home, The Girl with All the Gifts (loved the book)
Top Three Bands: I’m not really a band sort of person. Train, Moxy Fruvous, Trout Fishing in America, I guess.
Top Three Shows: Lucifer, The Good Place (okay, that pairing is kind of funny), and whatever I’m streaming (currently Person of Interest)
Top Three Characters: Maze, Veronica Mars, Leslie Knope
Book I’m Currently Reading: There are several! 
My current paper book is It’s All Relative: Adventures Up and Down the World’s Family Tree by A. J. Jacobs. (Also recommended, his The Year of Living Biblically.) 
My current eBook is Mort by Terry Pratchett. 
As for audiobooks, I’m bouncing between two: Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell (and if you read this, get the audiobook! If your library has hoopla, it’s there) and From Here to Eternity: Traveling the World to Find the Good Death by Caitlin Doughty. 
I don’t primarily read books about death, I swear. 
I’m tagging the last 8 people in my activity, unless they’re the ones who tagged me, but will not be offended if you opt not to answer: @loveexpelrevolt, @aeshnacyanea2000, @thespacelizard, @theleafpile, @ariaadagio, @the-howlling, @pellaaearien, @skaoi-on-ao3
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super-nerdy-chick · 4 years ago
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I was tagged by the wonderful @loveexpelrevolt
Rules: tag 8 people you want to get to know better.
Relationship Status: Single, and happy
Favorite Color: Blue
Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick
Last song I listened to: Barracuda- Heart
Last movie I watched: Home Alone 2
Top Three Bands: (oh god, why?!) The Temptations, Heart, and Dorothy (there's honestly a lot more, but I've been listening to them the most lately)
Top Three Shows: Once Upon a Time (because of Lana), Xena: Warrior Princess, and Ash vs. Evil Dead
Top Three Characters: (again, why?!) Regina Mills, River Song, and Pam Swynford DeBeaufort
Book I'm currently reading: Needful Things by Steven King
Honestly there is so much more that it was really difficult to choose! Have fun you guys! (If you want to 😁)
@thequeerdragonwitch @rowark-sq @milfregina @angstbotfic @just-an-outlaw @iamnotthrowingawaymyship @i-was-always-the-queen @queen-of-the-merry-men
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faithlesbihane · 4 years ago
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save the girl, ch. 1 - nicky/lorna
When the riot at Litchfield is broken up, Nicky and Lorna are separated. Nicky is desperate to help Lorna as much as she can from far away, hoping she won't go crazy herself.
A possible season 6 centered around Nichorello. Angst with a happy ending.
also on ao3! 
for @junkienicky, @friendlymoose, @beezyland and @loveexpelrevolt, some of my favorite creators in the nichorello fandom! xxx
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“Hey, inmate! Crazy! Yeah, you!” The petite brunette, who had been shuffling zombie-like down the corridor, turns to face the hulking guard who had yelled at her, blinking watery eyes.
“Lunch hour’s over! Why the hell aren’t you in your cell?” The balding man grabs the woman by the elbow and yanks her towards him.
“I...I was gonna...make a call…,” the woman ekes out in a scratchy voice, so quiet she is barely heard.
“You’re gonna hafta wait till next week like everybody else. I don’t give a shit that you’re crazy, or that you’re pregnant, you understand?”
The woman barely nods, already averting her eyes. To an observer’s eye, it looks like she is mentally retreating inwards; deep, deep inside, where no one can reach her.
The guard rolls his eyes, shaking his head. He leads the woman back to her cell as he mutters fucking crazy under his breath. The woman flinches at his words, and he grips her arm painfully with his huge fingers in warning. Keep it together, she thinks to herself. You gotta keep it together.
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“Did you get through?” The redheaded Russian speaks in an urgent whisper, gripping the blonde’s hand tightly, her watchful eyes roaming the concrete jungle where the “socialization hour” is held, searching for anyone who can disturb their important discussion. This hour every day is the only time when inmates can see and talk to each other in Max.
Nicky scoffs. “No,” she answers through a clenched jaw. “Same as yesterday, same as the day be-fucking-fore.”
Red sighs gustily. “Do not give up my daughter. They will let you speak to her. They have to.”
“I dunno, Ma. I really don’t think they do,” Nicky snaps sarcastically. She yanks her hand away and blows a stream of breath up at her new, wild bangs, sending them flying every which way. She’s antsy as fuck. Yesterday she almost chewed a hole through her bottom lip, and today she can’t stop scratching at the old needle marks on her arms until they are raw and near bleeding. “I think they can do whatever the fuck they want. One of the guards told me I probably won’t get to talk to her for months. He said “facilitating calls between inmates in separate prisons isn’t their main priority” and that some prisons are really fickle about letting inmates use the phones. Especially new inmates, sometimes they can’t even use the phone for six fucking months! And, uh,” Nicky chuckles humorlessly as she starts picking at a scab on her arm again, “just my fucking luck, Brandich is one of those shit holes. They’re all sadistic bastards. I know no one is giving her my messages. Shit!” Nicky turns around and punches the brick wall behind them, not hard, but hard enough to break the skin on one of her knuckles. “Fuck!” she exclaims again as she looks at the damage. She sticks her bleeding knuckle in her mouth and sucks.
Red glances around warily, hoping that no one noticed her surrogate daughter’s outburst. Not seeing anyone coming towards them, she faces Nicky again and grabs her sharply by her shoulders.
“Nicky, you must keep it together! Lorna will be fine. She is strong.”
Nicky snorts but doesn’t say anything. She just leans back against the brick wall of their cage and starts chewing on the sleeve of her gray sweatshirt.
Red sighs. “Don’t do that. Look at me.”
Nicky ignores her and continues staring across the indoor cement patio, seeing nothing.
“Don’t be a pouty child! I know you care for Lorna very much. But Lorna is fine. She probably has people that we know all around her, looking out for her. And her husband will come to visit.”
Nicky turns to look at her mother with sad eyes. “Nah, Red. She doesn’t have her system. She doesn’t have her family. She doesn’t have me. Some lousy visit from chucklehead once a month ain’t gonna make a difference.”
“Nicky,” Red says, staring deeply into her daughter’s eyes to try to convey her complete belief in what she’s saying. “Lorna...is...fine.”
Nicky sighs shakily, suddenly feeling on the verge of tears as her anger runs out. “I just wish I could talk to her and make sure she’s okay.”
Red pulls back, thinking deeply. “Can she call you?”
“No...Max inmates aren’t allowed calls from other inmates. Something about “planning while inside”. Another, uh, tidbit I picked up from Mr. Asshole I-Laugh-At-Your-Pain inside. Basically they’re trying to make it as fuckin’ impossible as they can for any of us to communicate. All these pathetic rules…. Shit doesn’t even make sense….” She trails off quietly, her energy drained.
Just then a blaring alarm lets loose. The party’s over. Time to get locked back up.
“We will figure something out. I promise you that,” Red hisses before she starts speed walking across the courtyard.
Nicky struggles to stand up from her slumped position against the wall. Her bones and muscles feel like jello. She barely makes it inside before the doors are locked, getting one hell of a nasty look from the guard on duty.
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