concept: clark gets himself a cool leather jacket in the kon style and shows up wearing it at some point as superman like. so what do you think? do i look cool? and kons just like (through tears) its fine,,
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"if [the family thing] was to work... eileen, y'know, she gets it, she gets us, she gets the life" and then they wrote her out of the finale and gave sam an ambiguous blurry wife. andrew dabb i'm biting you and biting you and biting you and biting you
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It's been over a year and I still cannot get over how bad Hocus Pocus 2 was. It has given me a a greater level of respect for Hocus Pocus than I ever thought possible. It's made me think better of almost all "bad" horror movie sequels I've seen, because say what you will about the later Friday the 13ths and Nightmare on Elm Streets, but at leas those were actual movies instead of 90 minutes of bullshit strung around a few set pieces that are just retreads of better ones from the original.
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Can you imagine being one of Teldryn's ancestors who shows up to meet Wren and it's like dead aunts and uncles and all that and great grandparents, including the one who is still mad at Teldryn for throwing up into a potted Scathecraw that was 100 years old after eating too much spicy dip at 12 and killing it as a result (BUT he really likes Wren, so that's nice)
Meanwhile there's a a guy there who is looking at the guy he had to draw a composite sketch of for the temple when it was calling for his death centuries ago like
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I will admit I'm probably a hair trigger about hibernophobia masquerading as progressive praxis. I block the second I get the tiniest whiff of an implication that someone thinks Ireland is a violent, backwards nation of brutish, horrible drunks who are genetically predisposed to be especially stupid and cruel to marginalized people.
Here's the thing. There's a history of Irish Americans stabbing other ethnic minorities in the back because we were told we could access whiteness if we did. Some of us cast off our morals and our sense of justice and compassion and went whole hog on doing the dirty work so that other racists and antisemites could point at us instead of addressing their own racism and antisemitism.
the answer to this is not to switch who gets to hold the knife, it's to throw the fucking knife away.
Thanks.
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I have never mentioned this, but this:
Is probably one of my favourite images of Shouto 🥰 he honestly looks so flaming adorable! The way the blossom petal has fallen on his nose, and he’s going slightly cross eyed to pluck it off 😭 such a cutie patootie!
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got reminded of night elves in the stolen throne and. it kinda makes everything a little bit worse for alienage elves you know. a human noble selling your people into slavery is horrible enough but not unexpected really. a human noble who once was a commoner and led an elven squad that became a nightmare for any orlesian soldier during the occupation selling your people into slavery because there's another war and this is the price he's willing to pay without a hesitation? well that's sick and twisted. a stab in the back i'd say
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very salty salt re: someone’s hotter-than-the-sun take on jgy/meng shi, mu qing, and class
just saw someone insist that bc meng shi was a famed courtesan at some point, she therefore was actually quite well off financially, and was not at all lower or working class, as if she not only had a say in her profession, but as if this did not all come crashing down after 1) aging, and 2) having a literal child
they also described both meng yao and mu qing as “functionally middle class” because obviously not being jobless or homeless means you’re middle class.
and also claimed that mu qing was personally responsible for xie lian’s downward spiral, and that mu qing’s decision to leave abandon xie lian was selfish, cruel, and—get this—fueled by CLASSISM.
OP i am beating you over the head with a stick. how do you fuck up class awareness/analysis THIS bad.
the whore and her bastard son are middle class because she’s fuckable and he knows how to read. uh huh sure.
the working class servant is selfish and classist for prioritizing his own family over his employer, the royal fucking family. why not.
here look OP i can string together offensive sentences too: you are fucking stupid.
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the idea that katherine would make a good mikaelson is kind of laughable because she is so genuinely fundamentally against. like 90% of what the mikaelsons stand for.
they’re all backstabbers so she has that going for her but at the end of the day they will pull through for each other while katherine has never been loyal to anyone for more than like 45 minutes on a good day
this one is especially for if she’s a mikaelson via elijah but she will not risk her life for klaus or rebekah for a damn second nor would she stand around and let elijah do it and the idea that elijah’s going to Let Her stop him from helping his siblings if they need it is laughable
she’s a habitual liar??? paired with elijah, who is also a fucking liar, there’s just nothing there to build on lmfao their relationship would have crashed and burned if they had actually gotten together if we’re being fr about it. elijah at his core is about family (and also fucked up) and katherine is about herself (and also fucked up)
and i’m not saying any of this is a fault on katherine’s part that’s just how she is and i don’t see how anyone can convince themselves that her being with elijah, and therefore regularly in klaus’ life, would make her any less flighty or sneaky at all. do you REALLY think her being with someone she knows would pick klaus over her would have katherine relaxed or “more herself” (whatever idea of kat y’all tend to have) enough to the point where she and elijah could actually. be happy???
the funniest part about it all is that if katherine were to “become a mikaelson” she would be better off with literally any other sibling besides elijah
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