Vaggie: Charlie, I'm sad.
Charlie: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Lucifer: Alastor, I'm sad.
Alastor, nodding: It is, as the kids say, a mood.
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I always think of you when I have a silly obey me idea
Imagine MC collecting feathers from (any character with feathers) and when asked MC says “I need a new feather duster, I can’t reach my top bookshelf to clean it.”
I’m taking that as the best compliment omgggg I love silly ideas <33333
The bird in Lucifer would be so pleased you’re asking for his feathers!!!
It must mean you’ve noticed how perfect and pristine he keeps them and- wait, “Why do you need my feathers now?” he’s watching your face closely, almost expecting you to look embarrassed but you just shrug.
“I need a new feather duster.” nope, nevermind. You can’t have any feathers now. He’ll still give you a few, but he asks that you don’t use them as a feathers duster- he can buy you a new one instead.
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Simeon was surprised when you asked him for some feathers out of the blue, “Whatever do you need them for?” he’s smiling, genuinely curious what you could want them for- “I need a new feather duster.” you say plainly.
He blinks a few times, shaking his head a little….maybe he heard you wrong? “MC….could you repeat that?”
“I need a new feather duster, for cleaning yk.” okay….so….he heard you right the first time. Simeon clears his throat before answering, “Actually I have a feather duster at purgatory hall I’m not using. You can have it.” humans really are strange…….
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*satan and Lucifer standing side to side*
MC:
Beel:
Mammon:
Belphie: *who put bleach in lucifer's shampoo as a prank , and now Lucifer also have blond hair*
Mammon: .....do you see the ....resemblance-
MC *speechless*: I do I do unfortunately....
Belphie: wait satan I can explain-
*Cue to satan and belphie fighting*
Asmo: funny how lucifer's hair got bleached but satan is the angry one~
*MC and mammon in their own world*
MC: guess who's the daddy now ~
Mammon: PFFFFT-
Lucifer:
Lucifer: is someone gonna fix this or not?
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Lucifer: I can't believe you're not going to fight for our relationship!
Alastor: Lucifer, we're not in a relationship.
Lucifer: ...
Alastor: ...
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: ...Oh, right, that's what I forgot to ask you.
Alastor: !?!?!?
😭
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Bonus
ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST LIKR A CIRCUSS,, WHEN I CRACK THAT WHIP EVERYBODY GONNA TRIP JUST LIKE A CIRCUUSS
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I love you Lucifer Morningstar, the greatest (short) king in hell and such a good dad. I love you so much please have a good ending please please please
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Adam: What do these gifts mean? And that long hug?
Lucifer: Long hug? It was a normal one. And the gifts are for you to take on your trip.
Adam: No, normal hugs are like two Mississippis, this one was five. What does it mean?
Lucifer: You're over thinking it!
Adam, frustrated leaves.
Lucifer: .... It means I want you to stay.
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