Y/N: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.
Wanda, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?
Y/N: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
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[knocking on the door]
Natasha: You wanna get that?
Y/N: And interact with people? No thanks.
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Emily: "So... you gouged out her eye, because she spared the life of a child..."
Lute: "Yes."
Emily: "And then you ripped off her wings."
Lute: "Yes."
Emily: "And then, when she spared YOUR life, you.... ripped off your own... arm?"
Lute: "Yes."
Emily: "Lute-"
Lute: "What?"
Emily: "Did you know heaven has some very successful therapy programs?"
Lute: "I'm going to rip out her other eye before killing her."
Emily: "I'm signing you up for ALL of the therapy programs."
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Bruce: For once can we not play the blame game?
Jason: It’s the only game we know!!
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Joker junior isn't the only kid in the joker's gang anymore.
Harley: This is your new babysitter I mean older brother, You know Mr.J and I can't just spend all our time with you Junior. Why don't you and Trixter get yourselves introduced while playing somewhere away from here, Kay bye!
Trixter(Danny): ...
JJ:...
Trixter(Danny): I like your nails they are pretty.
JJ: *growling and hissing*
...
Harley tugging the child leach with junior in it: it don't bite.
Danny: Yes it do!
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[ Izumi appears at Azula and Ty Lee’s house. ]
Ty Lee: Izumi? Did you run away?
Azula: Cause if you did I don’t blame you.
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Indicators that you are lucky✨️
Natal chart edition-
(Disclaimer- luck is subjective)
Well aspected/ strong Jupiter, for e.g: Jupiter conjunct sun, Jupiter conjunct MC/Asc, in 9h/1h/7h/8h
Fama(408) conjunct Asc/Moon/MC/Sun/Venus- brings fame
Fortuna(19) conjunction personal planets/in angular house
Part of fortune conjunct sun/MC, in 5h,10h/1h - they are fortunate, especially in terms of career and opportunities, probably quite charming either physically or personality wise
Venus in 1H/2H/10 - likeable and generally from affluent family(unless afflicted)
Mars conjunct Venus- got the social charm and appeal
Sun in 1h/5h/7h/10h - their personality shines
Uranus aspecting fortuna(19) or Jupiter (sometimes venus)- unexpected or sudden fortune
(Unpopular opinion) Pluto in 1h/7h/10h- they are resourceful thus,powerful
Sagittarius rising/Mc - ruled by Jupiter yk
Honorable mentions: sun trine moon, mercury conjunct venus, vertex conjunct personal planets,sun sextile Mc,Mars sextile Saturn, venus trine Jupiter, venus/jupiter in 11H, venus in Pisces.
(Overall chart should be considered)
But Don't forget that :
💚If you have a good enough house to live in you are luckier than 1.6 billion people
💚Or food in your fridge, then you are luckier than three hundred thirty three million people
💚Or if you have access to education, you are luckier than Two hundred forty four million people
💚And if you got all the three, damn how lucky you are to be you!
Good day🤍
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Athena: ...Honey?
Bobby: Yeah?
Athena: Is that our baby on national televeision?
Bobby: Which baby - oh. Oh.
Athena, eye twitching: So you're telling me I'm not making up this bullshit I'm seeing.
Bobby, concerned: Is that a helicopter???
Athena: What is Buck even doing there?! He said he was going on a trip with Eddie and Christopher — is that my grandbaby on national television?!?!
Bobby, on the phone: I'm calling Maddie.
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mike: will, what's your type?
will: dumb curly-haired men who play DnD
mike: wow thats specific. do i know him?
will: ....did I mention dumb?
mike: yeah, why?
will: just checking.
/later/
mike, jolting up in the middle of night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES DUSTIN
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Best KotLC Quote Bracket: FINALE
Quote 1
“What if I told you that I stopped pressing buttons?”
- Fitz Vacker, Flashback, Chapter 50
Quote 2
“He’s not all bad. No one is. That’s what makes villains so scary. They’re not as different from us as we want them to be.”
- Sophie Foster, Neverseen, Chapter 73
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Wanda, grounding Billy and Tommy: No TV, no computer, and no video games for the rest of the day!
Y/N: I think that’s fair.
Wanda: And you're watching them.
Y/N: That’s so unfair!
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Y/N about Peter: He thinks I’m just as uncool as I thought my dad was. It’s the great uncool circle of life.
Natasha: Well, honey, if it helps I think you’re cool.
Y/N: *Smiles*
Y/N: ... it doesn’t.
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q!Bagi’s analysis of q!Bad’s ability to keep secrets
THANK YOU BAGI. YET AGAIN SHE UNDERSTANDS!!!
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Emma: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow
Paul, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow's a real special day, huh?
Emma: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
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