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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Bad, Bored, and Crying: 2:56 rentitledparents Posted by You can't use an EpiPen in here! I feel like everybody says this, but i'm sorry for the formatting and spelling (I'm on mobile) Ep: Entitled ParentCk: Clueless KidW: WaiterMe So a little backstory: this story happened a few years ago. I have a severe nut allergy, so bad that my throat can swell, and possibly close, from even the smell of nuts. I was visiting my grandparents in Boulder, Colorado for a while, because my parents (who I was living with at the time) were on a cruise in the Caribbean. I had stayed around the house for a while that morning, and I was getting bored. So, I decided to go downtown for lunch. I had been to a certain café, (which served paninis and other sandwiches for lunch) in Boulder a couple of times, so I knew it was safe to eat there. It was a nice day out, so I ordered a sandwich and went to the outside dining area My food came relatively quickly, just as Ep, and Ck arrived at the café. Ep ordered a panini, and a coffee while getting nothing for her son. (which I thought was odd, since he loudly complained that he was hungry multiple times since they walked in) They sat down at a table next to me, and I noticed her son staring at my food. I waved at him, and then went back to eating my sandwich. Ep got her food, and her son just started to complain that he was hungry again. She sharply whispered something to him, reached in her purse, and brought out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for her son. I did not notice at the time, as I was on my phone and still eating my food It was only when I finished eating my sandwich that I started feeling choked. I immediately looked around me, because this café was almost completely devoid of nuts, when I saw Ck chewing on his sandwich.Me: Hi! Would you please tell me where you got that sandwich? Ck: stares blankly at meEp: That's none of your business! Stop bothering my son I was starting to feel weak. I always carry an EpiPen with me when I go out in public, so I took it out of my pocket, when Ep starts screaming "You cannot use that here! I'll call the fucking cops you pervert! Trying to teach my son how to use drugs!" The waiter rushes over W: Hello, ma'am that is not a drug, that looks like an EpiPen. I could barely breathe at this point, I just needed to get an injection. The woman then proceeded to snatch my EpiPen from my hands, and throw it into the street. Another waitress ran out the door to retrieve my EpiPen, while the Waiter starts yelling at her, while her kid starts crying W: What the fuck, he looks like he's going to die! He calls 911 while making sure she stays where she is. At this point, I'm curled up on the ground fighting for every breath. The waitress runs back inside, and hands me the EpiPen. I could barely release the safety and stick it in my leg The Police arrive a few minutes before the Paramedics do, first questioning Ep and the Waiter, then arresting her after spotting a prescription drug bottle that didn't belong to her inside her purse. I don't know what happened to her kid, but I was taken to the hospital, feeling much better after the EpiPen, and released almost immediately after getting a new Pen. 8.4k619 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 2h Stupid question, but people eating nuts near you can trigger your allergy? Reply13 . 53m No, anaphylaxis is caused by INGESTING an allergen. 50m Okay another stupid question, how did a kid eating pb&j near OP trigger a response 47m I think OP is either exaggerating or straight up lying. I've been dealing with my child's food allergies for 10 years and have regularly eaten foods he's allergic to right beside him. I even cook our foods in the same oven, at the same time. As long as there's no cross contamination (using the same spoon to stir food stuffs) there is zero chance of having a reaction. I mean, maybe if I was cooking and he stuck his face over the steam and inhaled? Dont know, luckily my kid isn't that stupid VIEW ALL COMMENTS Add a comment "My peanut allergy can be triggered from across the room"

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nongbabe · 6 years

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Clumsy - BTS Scenario

Requested: yisssss and I am happy

Scenario: You're a rather clumsy human, tripping over imaginary cracks in the sidewalk, even if your completely sober. After a night out with your parents and close family, you'd be a stumbling mess, right? Maybe not as much as he'd expected, but he'd still be there to catch you.

Jin

"Y/n?" Jin questioned softly. You hummed slightly, leaning against his arm, your head lay in the nook of his neck and shoulder.

"How about you hop on baby." You hummed again, not moving other than to nuzzle further into his warm body and engulf yourself in his scent. It was cinnamon. Well, maybe. You weren't really sure; you weren't really with it. It was nice though. He lifted you head just enough so your weight would shift. You stood on your own briefly before collapsing into his back.

"Ufgh" Jin groaned. "When'd you get so heavy." You mumbled incoherently, attempting to slap his shoulder, instead you nearly fell off of his back.

"Esay there sweets" he gripped onto your legs tighter and bounced you up slightly to reposition you. You leaned in close to his ear and whispered. "I'm not heavyyyy. Yoyr shoulders awre wide yoiu're fineeeee..." you giggled "...Mr. Shoulder wide handsome"

Jin let out a breathy chuckle and shook his head. You were cute like this. But damn were you actually pretty heavy.

Yoongi

“Yoongi!!!” A smile small tugged at his lips as you ran towards him out of the bar and away from your family. He waved at your parents slightly as if to say ‘don’t worry. I’ll get her home safe’. You fumbled your way over to him, wearing flats opposed to heels, but that detail holding little significance in your alcohol induced state. Yoongi met you half way up the steps, his hands finding their way to your hips as you nearly tripped down the last several steps.

“Now how on earth are we going to get you home darling?” He play pouted and you furrowed your eyebrows and an irritated, yet fascinatingly enough, rather adorable frown formed on your lips. You wriggled you way out of his embrace and crossed your arms

“I’m not clumsy.” You crossed your arms wriggling your way out of his grasp and began walking ahead of him. Your sudden drastic He chuckled and walked behind you, but just slightly. He placed his hand on the small of your back, steadying you every time you stumbled.

Namjoon

"I can tie them myselffff" you whined pretending to tie your laces in midair. "See, see! Look Joonie!" Namjoon smiled slightly but didnt look up and proceeded to move onto the next shoe instead. You scrunched your nose.

"Meanie..." you mumbled and pursed your lips.

"Meanie?!" Namjoon fake gasped and looked up at you as he finished toeing your old worn out pair of converse. "Is that anyway to thank the best boyfriend in the entire world who brought you shoes so you dont have to walk home in heels??" You grumbled, crossing your arms over your chest. "thanks..." you mumbled quietly. You were certain he could still here you though.

"Ahh, I dont think I caught that love. Come again?" You sighed dramatically letting your arms fall at your side. You looked up at Namjoon.

"Thank you for coming to my rescue, joonie." He smiled widely, his dimple prominent. He leaned in a bit closer and then pushed your forehead back slightly with his index finger. "Maybe you shouldn't drink so much with your family then, ahh? Maybe then you wouldnt need 'rescuing'" You scrunched your nose again this time fighting back a smile.

Hoseok

"HosEOOOKKK!!!" You ran out of your parents house and down the pouch steps, excited to see your love. He had dropped you off earlier for family game night because lord knows you wouldnt be able to drive yourself home after. Game night is a little different in your household. So naturally he came to pick you up after.

"My love" He smiled brightly at you and walked towards you, one hand in pocket the other holding onto the car keys. Wow he's handsome. You smiled even wider as he walked over to you, apparently wide enough to make you loose your balance and nearly fall straight on your ass. Luckily Hoseok knew you tended to be on the clumsier side, especially after a few drinks.

"Careful darling" You just continued to smile brightly at him as he eased you to a sitting position on the steps. You blew a kiss at him. His arm shot into the air his mouth opening in dramatic surprise as he wrapped his fingers around your air kiss. He puffed out his cheek and patted his palm against it.

He brushed your hair out of your eyes and smiled. He tugged at your hand prompting you to get up. Eventually he coorsed you into standing and getting into the car. Okay that's worded a little creepy... He eased you into your seat and buckled your seatbelt. He kissed your temple. Then he blew you a kiss back.

Jimin

"Jiiiiimmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnn" you stumbled about in the park before plopping down on a wooden bench you had deemed 'worthy'. Jimin had come to pick you up from a bar downtown. You had been out celebrating your sisters recent promotion and he had almost gotten you home too. Almost. That is until you got distracted by the green grass and a set of swings.

"Yyyyy/nnnnnnn" jimin whined back. At this point he should've been annoyed with you. It had been an hour and it normally only took 10 minutes to walk downtown. If anything though, he was amused.

He ran towards you laying on the bench, but before he could tackle you, you hopped up and ran to the swings. 'Ran to the swings'. It was more of a fumble. He followed suit anyways chasing after you. You plopped down this time on the creaky old metal swing and grinned at jimin.

"Careful, if you keep looking all cute like that I might just have to squish your cheeks!" You gasped.

"Never..." But he caught you by surprise before you had the chance to run away again. You wriggled your face out of his grasp and stuck your tongue out at him. Jimin hummed as he placed his hands on the swing ropes. He leaned in close.

"Careful y/n, if we dont get home soon. I might just have to squish your cheeks again... and again." You violently shook your head no and quickly got up from the swing. You grabbed jimin by the hand and pulled him away from the swing headed home.

And by pulled him I mean he was holding your hand but also was walking slightly behind you because you were a wobbling mess.

Taehyung

“Were you out late having fun with your family, y/n?” You nodded your head up and down cutely, your hair bouncing all over the place and into your eyes. Taehyung’s lips parted into an all too familiar boxy smile. You giggled. You love his smile. You love him.

“I loveeeeee youuuuu taetaeeee”

“I loveeeee youuuuu toooooo” He lovingly mocked you. You scrunched your nose and blew a kiss at him before turning around to wave goodbye to your family. Perhaps you turned around a bit too quickly. You stumbled a bit but a large set of hands placed firmly on your hips steadied you. Taehyung's arm slid behind your back so his arm was now around your waist.

"So pretty." He whispered in your ear before you began walking home.

Jungkook

“But Jungkook.... I dont wanna go home yet” You whined as he waved your family farewell for the night. You had been out at a nice restaurant celebrating your mothers birthday. It was nearing 2 am at this point and there may or aye not have been some alcohol involved.

“Shhh y/n we can come back again another time okay we don’t live that far.” Jungkook held your hand gingerly and pulled you towards the direction of your apartment. It was just a few blocks away, but his grip on your hand was still relatively strong.

You continued to whine but followed his lead, sloppily waving back at your parents, your heel getting caught in the crack of the sidewalk as you did so.

“Wowa careful there” Jungkook steadied you his arm wrapped securely around your waist. A teasing smile erupted on his face, “ and here I thought you were doing pretty good as clumsy as you are.” You pouted and stuck out your chin at him. “Here I’ll give you a piggyback ride... just this once.”

“Hmmph” You turned your head and looked away from him. His smile grew wider out of the corner of your eye.

“Alighty, but you asked for it, babe” In seconds Jungkook threw you over his shoulder and you were a giggling mess and began running. You playfully hit his back.

“Slow down! I can walk!” He only obliged to the first request, carrying you the rest of the way home simply because he could.

I'm soft.

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intheeyesofjustice · 2 years

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Hello my bloglings

Today is Friday which means its more positive.

I have a few awesome ideas like ok for the school paper a pizza review of downtown beaverton, I have already been to 2 out of the like 4 so It can't be that hard

Or like a podcast run by me and a co host and we would just invite random people from school or something onto it and act like its a really big deal, and in the title it would be like "blah blah blah ft so and so" its a good idea

Ok maybe this one can be the podcast but have basically the hot ones but with Dave's hot chicken going from nothing to like ultra spice or whatever the max spice is, we would all have to pitch in for that one tho since Dave's is expensive af

Ok back to random thoughts, having a structure/ theme is good but will not encapsulate everything

I have sat alone at lunch the last couple of days, which is weird since in semester 1 I never sat alone, unless everyone was gone.

I have also been giving voluntary boy scout some advice like "if you don't like classes just skip" and "never listen to your parents" or "if you hesitate on something, it is probably the right thing to do" I dont even listen to the last one, even though I see my svalbard brother for an hour once a week (not even that) I think right now at least they are one of the most important people in my life. I should talk about svalbard tomorrow!

I like to think I am honest with myself like if I think something I think of why I think that thing yknow?

I still don't know how to add titles on mobile, I used to pride myself on titles but now I dont really care.

This is the worst this is like an hour and a half after the rest of the message was written and I am literally in the plot of a highschool movie, I have no idea how this happened but I peed and it got all over my pants now, like I didnt realize until after I left the bathroom, I have no idea how this happened its really weird, I'm going to go incognito the rest of the day hope no one realizes there was supposed to be an ap fair but I am not going anymore

Ok this is around another half hour after I wrote that, I am now at home, I told my mom why I wasn't going to the ap fair and she told me to come home, so I literally just walked out of class, my beaver lodge teacher did not care. I walked to my car and went through the main door but then I remembered Sam was home today because of conferences he was on the couch in the living room which i had to pass to get to my room, so I literally snuck past him, luckily he was wearing air pods so it was pretty easy so now I'm in my room, it is a nice day outside I want to go there 🤫

That was pretty intense and happensatantial the thing I am taking away from this is why do schools keep us locked up for the best time of the day, the afternoon? If it were up to me school would start at 3 and end at 10 that makes more sense

I am going to try and blog more q and a does not count as blogs that would be dumb. Like having npc dialoauge in updates in campus. Bye!

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