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nctzensmolbean · 3 years

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blackpink: we have two songs in just dance!

exo: we also have two songs!

kris wu: but one of them was never released

luhan: i was GOING to have a song in game but it was never released

z.tao: you guys are getting songs?

#just dance #blackpink incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes #kris wu incorrect quotes #luhan incorrect quotes #huang zitao incorrect quotes #seriously #add those songs

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pyokomoko · 3 years

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vvhl, lufan, and meigeni incorrect quotes (ft. nctzen, army, xingmi, and meu)

meigeni: lufan, I know you love hailang. i mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and i respect him immensely. meigeni: but I think he might be a fucking idiot.

*the group is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake* nctzen: uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake meigeni: you're in a prison cell lufan: you did great. Well, I got a 10- meigeni: you're in a prison cell with bars on it hailang: i got a 1! meigeni: you're in... a cube-shaped place.

*The squad right before army's wedding* hailang: well I have to go, i have a wedding to attend. lufan: wait... oh! i have a wedding to attend too! meu: oh, i have a wedding to attend as well nctzen: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND meigeni, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

meu: time for plan G. army: don’t you mean plan B? meu: no, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. nctzen: what about plan D? meu: plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. meigeni: what about plan E? meu: i’m hoping not to use it. hailang and xingmi die in plan E. lufan: i like plan E.

lufan, sighing: we need to talk about your maturity. *meu, meigeni, army, and nctzen are all standing on a table* meu: bold words for someone standing in lava and holding a cauldron of acid that looks like it's overflowing.

meu: why isn’t the statue smirking at me? meigeni: it isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. meu: three of us saw it, meigeni. how do you explain that? meigeni: *points at hailang* sleep deprivation. *points at nctzen* paranoia. *points at army* delusional personality disorder. *points at xingmi* and he's on lsd. again.

lufan: nothing in life is free. hailang: love is free! army: adventure is free. meu: knowledge is free. nctzen: everything is free if you take it without paying.

xingmi: WHO KEEPS EATING ALL OF THE CHEESE BALLS!?

*looks at hailang with his mouth full watching a tape of carat and monbebe in a play, meigeni shitting on a sleeping army's mouth, and nctzen attempting to surgically remove meu's stomach*

xingmi: *calls lufan* please, PLEASE take me to china so i can get away from these fucks.

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iwillsooyou · 4 years

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EXO as shit my friends have said pt. 3

Minseok: IF SUBWAY CAN BRING THE 5 DOLLAR SUB BACK THEN SM CAN SURELY BRING THIS HUNK BACK.

Luhan: I'M DRINKING MY MILK TEA RN AND CRYING.

Yifan: hey girl you be lookin like a snack but i'm on a diet so i'll save you for later.

Junmyeon: i prolly lost 20 years off my lifespan just worrying.

Yixing: sorry i'm listening to limitless nothing makes sense when i listen to this song.

Baekhyun (when someone knocks on the bathroom door): oh i just stay quiet and they're like hello? and then i turn off the light to scare them.

Jongdae: all i got was chew chew chew chew chewing gum and i’m like damn that’s poetic.

Chanyeol: i shall draw a penis on his face.

Kyungsoo: i thanked the girl and she thought i was being sarcastic smh.

Tao: i’m still scared from his twerking.

Jongin: omg shut yo ass up goddamn i'm going back to sleep.

Sehun: lemme get a calculator because frankly i'm done with math.

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sscarletvenus · 4 years

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Luhan - Yifan, if Zitao jumped off a cliff, would you?

Yifan - With all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, and most importantly, a dumbass.

Yifan - I'd be the first off that cliff.

#exo #exo l #exo m #luhan #kris wu #z tao #exo ot12 #exo incorrect quotes #exo incorrect texts #exo memes #exo scenarios #exo imagines #exo ships #exo otp #taoris #tao x kris #source: tumblr

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migitenitayou · 4 years

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Suho: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Suho: *rips the paper above ‘dying’ to reveal the word ‘chanyeol’*

Kyungsoo: Chanyeol.

Suho: no

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steaksoo · 4 years

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sehun: I want you *slides photo of a man across the table* to shoot this man in the leg.

Chen: this is you

sehun: baekhyun signed me up for salsa classes.

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incorrect-e-x-o · 4 years

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Sehun [to Luhan] : I'd walk through fire for you. Well not fire, because it's dangerous. But in a super humid room. But not too humid because my hair.

Luhan: ...

#exo #incorrect exo quotes #luhan #sehun #hunhan

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dream-of-kpop · 4 years

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[Scenario: Exo Being Exo]

*Suho lays on the table*

Kris: "Bitch move you're on the food"

Suho: "I am the food"

Luhan: "iNaPpRopRiaTe"

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hyungwonthefraud

sm are fools to not promote the album, that shit was extremely good

this scenario is basically them at Thanksgiving

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nineteen-ateez · 4 years

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Sehun: I am a princess

Chen: Yeah, Princess and the frog

Sehun: Then I am the princess

Chen: Who said that you were the princess? I'm the princess while you're that frog

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kpopincorrectsayings · 4 years

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Irene: Why would Krystal help?

Yoona, agreeing: She's not like you at all.

Minho: I'll just appeal to her better nature.

Luhan: How you gonna do that?

Yoona: Cruel and unusual punishment?

Irene: Unimaginable torture?

Siwon: Imaginable torture?

Taeyong: Your singing?

Siwon, Luhan, Yoona and Irene: NO!!!

#incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect sm quotes #red velvet wendy #girls' generation #shinee #exo #super junior #nct u #red velvet irene #yoona #minho #luhan #siwon #lee taeyong #source: happy feet #sm visual line

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genomynt · 5 years

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Luffy: It must be awful to love somebody who doesn't love you back.

Boa:....

Luffy: Sorry.

#one piece #incorrect one piece quotes #boa hancock #Hancock #luffy #luhan #monkey d. luffy

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nctzensmolbean · 3 years

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kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?

henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.

kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.

henry: you don't mean zitao?

kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here

henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.

*8 hours later*

luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?

kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?

luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK

#kpop fandom incorrect quotes #kris wu incorrect quotes #henry lau incorrect quotes #sm english line incorrect quotes #eric nam incorrect quotes #amber liu incorrect quotes #huang zitao incorrect quotes #luhan incorrect quotes #part 2 soon

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seriousblackk · 5 years

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Priest: Repeat after me-

Luhan: After me.

Priest, whispering to Sehun: You sure you want to marry this one?

#exo #sehun #hunhan #oh sehun #exo sehun #exo fake quotes #incorrect exo quotes #luhan #exo incorrect quotes #funny #exo luhan #fake exo quotes #lol #otp #exo k #exo fake texts #exo funny #kpop

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iwillsooyou · 4 years

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EXO as shit my friends have said pt. 2

Minseok: we just talking bout school. and mental breakdowns.

Luhan: SHUT UP I'M READING AN FF AND I'M EMO.

Yifan: he said spongebob looked like coronavirus and I’m like sir those two don’t even look alike.

Junmyeon: now i can spend my money whenever i want to.

Yixing: i left rice inside my backpack like last last friday when break started. it smells like death. it's moldy rice.

Baekhyun: let me search up a recipe so if i end up burning my house uh WHOOPS.

Jongdae: the only way to a girl's heart is to buy her a large fries instead of small.

Chanyeol: i wanna name my bald child harry.

Kyungsoo: i responded to him with "i didn't know hippos could speak."

Tao: i can't believe i went the whole day without realizing i didn't have a binder.

Jongin: dude remembers something from 5 years ago yet i can't remember what i had for breakfast yesterday.

Sehun: I CAN PEE FASTER THAN YOU CAN TYPE.

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sscarletvenus · 4 years

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Yifan - When i first met Yixing, it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven.

Yifan - When I first met Luhan, he was wandering outside a walmart at 2 am.

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migitenitayou · 4 years

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Baekhyun to Sehun: Just tell him ‘You have beautiful eyes’!

Sehun to Luhan: I have beautiful eyes

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