#luke jokes

[twinsarekeepers]

Broke: I can’t imagine Percy Jackson as blonde. It just doesn’t fit his character.

Woke: Percy having blonde hair opens the door for a meta joke like Annabeth saying he’s the reason the dumb blonde stereotype exists, which fits perfectly with their early stage relationship. Also, surfer vibes.

Bespoke: Percy having blonde hair perfectly encapsulates his character because blonde hair does a thing where it significantly darkens as time passes, which is a direct parallel to how Percy gets “darker” as time passes. AND now that Luke has dark hair, Percy going from blonde to brunette will signify him becoming more like Luke, literally starting to look more like him. And the same applies if Poseidon is cast with dark hair. The change in color would symbolize Percy growing into the powers his father gave him. In this essay, I will—

#percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo disney+ #pjo tv series #percy jackson #walker scobell #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #leah jeffries #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #poseidon #percy jackson meta #HELP IT’S A META ABOUT HAIR 😭😭😭 #im absolutely loosing my mind here somebody sedate me!!! #this is mostly a joke but also 🤏🏽 this serious #mostly wrote this because walker said he’s nervous and can’t help but think it’s because of his hair

[sunsburns]

tweets with pjo characters (vi.)

content summary: implied luke x reader, peracbeth, persassy, luke getting canceled, thalia and percy beef, reader simping for percy's dad lmaoooooo

note: i saw this blog take one of my tweets and post it without credits and they got more likes 😔 imma have to start adding watermarks 😭😭 glad u think i’m funny tho 🙏🏽

part one / part two / part three / part four / part five

taglist: @mischiefmoons / @notplutos / @balletfilmss / @whiteoakoak / @pietrothemovie (lmk if you wanna be added <;3)

#i’m literally not joking about the watermark #next post is gonna have all of them with watermarks 😭😭 #percy jackson #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x you #pjo series #luke castellan fanfic #percy jackson spoilers #percy and grover #percy pjo #percy series #percy and annabeth #percy jackson tv series #pjo smau #pjo social media #chris pjo #clarisse pjo #thalia grace #annabeth chase #grover underwood x reader #grover underwood #clarisse la rue x reader #clarrise la rue

[fxiryeon]

*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

#percy ain’t having this luke x reader shit rip </3 #LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT PERCY PLS #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #percy series #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #dior goodjohn #charlie bushnell #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan incorrect quotes #luke x reader #poor luke omg #persassy #persassy strikes again !! #please tell me you get the ‘dam’ joke #sorry this is self indulgent #self indulgent #self insert

[percexe]

who would’ve thought the titan lord of time would look a lil weird

#percy jackson #pjo #luke castellan #<- BARELY LMFAO #is there a kronos tag . who is searching kronos on tumblr #i might’ve made this joke before #kronos #ethan nakamura #my art

[catihere]

Let me get this straight: Luke is not what you’d call cold-hearted. He cares about people. He really does. But he’s not warm-hearted, either. He’s willing to hurt and manipulate others in order to achieve his goals.

I guess you could say

I guess you could say that he’s

Lukewarm-hearted.

#this is the stupidest joke i’ve ever made #i’m not sorry #luke castellan #percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo hoo toa #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #puns

[stealingpotatoes]

Ezra's sister is a Mandalorian, it's his calling as a brother to reignite the feud

missed opportunity that nobody made a joke like that in Rebels when Sabine argued with Kanan or Ezra

zeb, pointing to a closed door where a lot of muffled yelling's coming from: what's happening in there

hera, tired: the second jedi-mandalorian war, apparently

#thanks for the ask! #han would absolutely make the same joke if din n luke had an argument and it works even better cause mand'alor

[galentir]

Luke being excited like a puppy

#julie and the phantoms #jatp #luke patterson #I won't shut up about his dog energy #it's too much fun #but jokes aside just look how happy he gets once there's music involved

[louxosenjoyables]

#star wars #nerd alert #jokes #luke skywalker #the empire strikes back

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Luke makes you cum through your underwear until you're soaked. He's taking off your underwear so he can clean you up. You watch him fold them gingerly and stuff them into his pocket of his cargo pants. He gets you a new pair, sliding them up your legs, and smiling into your kiss with an awfully cheeky grin. He'll keep your underwear hidden by his bunk, and only pull them out when he's certain everyone is asleep.

#its honestly an inside joke between you too at this point #ekko look over there #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan

[carterthefrog]

i'm doing my part to keep the magic of percy jackson alive (i'm telling new viewers who make those prediction videos on tiktok that "luke is the traitor" is an inside joke among old fans to confuse the new ones)

#percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #riordanverse #pjo series #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #and ngl the amount of old fans who've played along w it is honestly heartwarming like at the end of the day we're in this together #like i've had people present theories for how the inside joke started and everything #this fandom can be so adorable sometimes

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

He learned it from you, Luke.

#luke & jess #jess mariano #luke danes #gilmore girls #jessmarianoedit #lukedanesedit #gilmoregirlsedit #my gifs #* #Jess’s Pokémon evolution is just him gradually turning into Luke #dad jokes and all

[noramsblog]

#the mandalorian #din djarin #luke skywalker #din grogu #ahsoka tano #auntie ahsoka teasing them #luke didn't understand the joke #i pulled the outfits for ahsoka and luke out of my ass #cuz i was too lazy to look up reference pics #but hey it is what it is #dinluke

[honeyedlashton]

“Oh yeah, Luke, hold that shit down, my boy”

#my life is a joke #luke hemmings #lrh #ashton irwin #afi #5sos #lashton #otp: i’m fond of you #I’m the person filming this

[celesterayel]

my friend just sent me a TikTok where ayman says like "me when my fav fanfic writer writes another masterpiece (they're a 15 y/o kid whose first language wasn't english" and im just like I-OOOP

yes, i must confess my first language isn't english and i was also 17 when I started the first fanfic on here....LOLL

#im part of the joke #lol #whoops #luke x reader #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fandom #pjo series #luke castellan imagine #annabeth chase #percy pjo #percy jackson show #percy jackson x reader

[thisishowgalaxiescollide]

fuck the nhl and this bullshit prohibiting pride tape. seriously. fuck provorov too. fuck every fucking homophobe. "players are allowed to show their support off the ice". go fuck yourself. i hope players say fuck this shit and use pride tape anyways. i'd like to see the nhl infringing on their freedom and telling them they can't. put. fucking. tape. on. their. fucking. stick.

like how fucking stupid does that sound?

you aren't allowed to use tape.

#this league is disgusting #typing this post was a struggle since my phone kept autocorrecting fuck with duck #but i persevered #fuck the nhl #and fuck provorov #i hope tou suffer from lice for the rest of your life #nhl #i'm thinking of luke prokop and it's breaking my heart #i hope the preds say fuck this shit and remake their logo in the pride colors #I'm not allowed to use pride tape? joke's on you my logo is made of pride #it's malicious compliance from now on #get those fucking rainbow suits on boys #jvr i'd better see a pride mouthguard #pride tape gate

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Percy, pointing at Luke: is he the bastard orphan?

Thalia: the son of a whore dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot?

Annabeth: is he by providence impoverished? the founding father without a father?

Grover: did he get a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self starter?

Rachel: did he struggle and keep his guard up and inside was he longing for something to be a part of?

#this is in such poor tase #a terrible joke really #but a necessary one given the recent news #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #luke castellan #annabeth chase #thalia grace #rachel elizabeth dare #grover underwood #hermes #lin manuel miranda #disney #1k