#luke.text

[bearofohu]

i hate it when villagers in new leaf come to my house and i go out of my way to be there while they stare at my potted plant for 6 minutes straight, and they’re like “wow your furniture is so out of place” like keep your fucking opinions to yourself, i don’t come over to your ugly ass robot-themed house and call you an unwashed star wars fan, go tell that piece of shit blue otter what you think about my house maybe he’ll hire you and you’ll become the protagonist in the MTV home tour spinoff game you asshole

#animal crossing #animal crossing new leaf #new leaf #acnl #ac #ac memes #luke.text #text #my memes #shitpost

[jewishmcr]

nbmikeyway ---> lukeskvwallker

#like if u read!!!! #luke.text

[bearofohu]

the diabolical box tea minigame is absolute insanity because hershel layton will literally put three whole ass dry seahorses in a teapot and then wonder why it makes him and luke both want to vomit, like geez my boy I wonder where I went wrong, i dunno professor maybe it’s the fuckign SEAHORSE in your TEAPOT, you DUMBASS

#professor layton #pl #hershel layton #diabolical box #diabolical box HD #pandora’s box #luke triton #tea minigame #professor layton tea minigame #luke.text #shitpost #layton memes #my memes

[bearofohu]

i don’t care how cool and unique some people thought animal crossing’s horribly limited bullshit questionnaire character creation system was, you guys will never know the agony of excitingly answering rover’s questions with honesty, and then watching in abject horror and pain as your character steps out from the train looking like the fucking goddamned moon emoji

#animal crossing #acnl #new leaf #acww #accf #ac memes #ac #my memes #shitpost #text #animal crossing new leaf #ac villager #luke.text #and then i have to start ALL OVER #and answer questions as fake as possible to make sure i don’t look like booboo the fool for choosing the cynical answers

[bearofohu]

every time i see anime titties i feel like my brain is reciting hellfire by hunchback of notre dame

#beata maria #you know i am a righteous man #of my virtue i am justly proud #beata maria.... #you know im so much purer than #the common vulgar weak anime croowdd #then TELL ME MARIA #why i see her dancing there?! #why her smoldering eyes still SCORCH MY SOULL? #i FEEL HER #i SEE HER #the SUN caught in her anime hair #is BLAAZZING in me all above controlll! #LIKE FIRE #HELLFIREEE #i'm high sorry #luke.text #hellfire #hunchback of notre dame #claude frollo #shitpost

[bearofohu]

without brewster my animal crossing new leaf town would’ve been thrown into the abyss by now thank you brewster for existing and remembering my usual coffee style, I love choosing ridiculous times of day to go get a fake virtual cup of coffee, you are the only person I like in my town anymore without you we would’ve turned into lawless island savages a lot earlier than 2020

#animal crossing #ac memes #brewster #new leaf #new leaf cafe #new horizons #acnl #luke.text #shitpost

[bearofohu]

quick ramble here, i have a lot of criticisms for disney and their movies, but i will never deny that Tangled was a phenomenal movie that changed the way that I, as a child, was able to perceive my abusive mother in a better light that empowered me to see her past her abusive tactics and recognize the true nature of it. i know it helped many other children with abusive parents as well when they saw it as children. mother gothel’s emotional abuse and manipulation was unmistakable for even a child to recognize, and the narrative of rapunzel realizing she never owed gothel anything and deserved to live her life as she chose was excellently done in my book

#i don't talk about tangled enough its one of my favorite disney films #ramble #disney #rapunzel #luke.text #text #movie ramble #disney animated films #disney rapunzel #mother gothel #personal #ok to rb #(hits blunt) mother knows best changed my LIFE #abuse mention #mother tw #abuse tw

[bearofohu]

i tried to join a professor layton tumblr mobile group chat and they denied me what’s wrong am i just too famous for you

#my shitposts are too good you feel threatened #luke.text #sarc / #shitpost #tumblr #pl

[bearofohu]

i headcanon that sherl thinks luke is incredibly obnoxious and cheeky, he’s so cheerful and kind of a goofball and it really annoys grumpy old man sherl, but even if he’s bitter sherl secretly really feels drawn to luke, especially since he can also understand him, so he’ll angrily bark at luke for twenty minutes but then lay on his lap on the couch while he sits with marina like two minutes later

#its wholesome its great i love it #its canon #professor layton #lmda #lmj #sherl #lmj sherl #luke triton #adult luke triton #luke.text #headcanon

[bearofohu]

not to sound like a goth bitch on main but i unironically like to vibe to everybody’s fool by evanescence when its abusive mom angst time

#text #personal #slight vent #luke.text #evanescence #everybody's fool #goth

[bearofohu]

hello guys, for those of you that had joined or were aware of it, i owned a layton server that lasted for about 1/2 years. i had a great time and met a lot of people

but for very personal reasons i decided to delete it 

i didnt do this on a whim. it was a buildup that took months. i’ve wanted to remove it for a while

im sorry for anyone that was on it if i disappointed you. the server had fallen inactive, but even so i know people still regularly posted on it. im really sorry but i could not keeping looking at it. it is not any of your faults that it was deleted. its my own decision and it was personal

this month has been pretty bad for me. once i feel a bit better, i will be making a new server, but this one will be private. the new server will be better-taken care of by me. it’ll be a better place

if you were previously on the server and want to be on the new one, please dm me. chances are i will invite you

im sorry that this was sudden and without warning. im still here though, and there will be a new one

thanks <3

#luke.text #personal #layton community discord

[bearofohu]

i went to gamestop this evening to get spyro for switch only to realize there was an ocean of cishet men there trying to get a preorder of the next obnoxious CoD game so i had to boot scootin’ boogie out of that hellhole

#i'll just get it online #literally almost choked on someone's horrible manly man body spray as soon as i took one foot in the building #didn't realize it was a gathering for all jareds and chads to gather #luke.text #gamestop #cod #rant #shitpost #text

[bearofohu]

i just landed in the ER and found out i have DVT which is like a gnarly blood clot in my ankle. i’ll be fine ofc, but this is just further proof this months vibes have been repulsive.

#the convo i had with the nurses was wild #they were like yea ok so we found there is a fluid blockage in your ankle #and i was like we store WATER in our ANKLES #please let me out give me the blood thinners i wanna go home and play fortnite #luke.text #personal #hospital tw #blood clot #txt