#luke: GUYS.

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

#i think he Gets yoda in a way few do bc he knew him as a feral old man in a swamp and not Guy In Charge Of Everything #so he is yodas new best friend #and qui gon hears him talk for five mins and realises his ideal jedi is a real guy that exists #luke doesnt realise how much of a heretic he is okay he is a Luminous Being #luke skywalker #star wars prequels #stat wars original trilogy #sw originals #original trilogy #sw prequel trilogy #sw og trilogy #jedi order #star wars #sw #sw time travel fic #time travel au #the force #yoda #qui gon jinn #i think after a bit plo koon would also be a big fan #lee posts

[chrisrin]

here's the WIP of the first minute-ish of the dave animation <3

#homestuck #dave strider #chris animates #i'm on the grind with this guy #not even halfway done yet technically but im getting there #the song is slow motion by luke wild!

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth, screaming at percy mid battle: haec est culpa tua!

percy, sighing: yeah i know

grover: when did you learn latin?

percy: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language annabeth speaks

#guys the latin is google translate im sorry!!!!! #this post is actually my favorite because i’m learning so much about latin #annabeth chase #incorrect quotes #jason grace #leo valdez #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #piper mclean #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo tv show #walker scobell #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #pjo series #percabeth #hazel levesque #leah sava jeffries #luke castellan #greek mythology #grover underwood #thalia grace #frank zhang #sally jackson #nico di angelo #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan

[thelastharbinger]

Oh so we're in hell

I literally can't do this again

Edit: Kesha just released a new album titled Gag Order! Go support her and stream the hell out of it!

Edit edit:

SHE'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#watch all the j* d*pp supporters be like: no our guy is not the same! #all these celebs start picking sides again and the artists under him are gonna feign ignorance #starting with kim petras apparently 🙃🙃🙃🙃 #free kesha #kesha #dr luke

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness. #not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like. #a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why… #but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧 #and i just think that’s funny. #all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit. #like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people. #so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude. #star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

[sunsburns]

I was wondering what oral sex with Luke Castellan , would be like I really like your writing a lot.

y’all need to send me more brain rots cause 🥴🥴 phew [nfsw 17+]

with luke, you already know it’s hot, wet and loud. and maybe a bit rough around the edges where his nails dig into the skin of your hips, or he’s holding you so tight that light bruises are painted on the plush of your thighs, or when he likes to suck and bite on the inside of your thighs, leaving marks for you to find the next morning.

basically... he’s a munch!

he’s so eager to please you and make sure you’re enjoying this as much as he is. giving you head is like, a fixation of his, strangely enough. and it’s nice to think that he loooovveees to moan and spit at your cunt, making such a big mess while he grinds against the covers to find some kind of release at the sounds of your moans. especially when you pull at his hair and scrape your nails against his scalp. he’s a sucker for that shit.

he’d go at it until his jaw locked. even when you’re squirming and whining and crying out his name, it all spurs him to keep going, maybe even adding a finger or two into the mix while he tugs at your clit with his teeth and lets out the most erotic groan you've ever heard, making you even wetter than before, if that was even possible.

“one more. you can give me one more, please,” he’d mutter against you, only pulling away to look up at you with his beautiful brown eyes and pouty lips covered with your slick. how could you possibly deny him what he wants? when he's looking at you so pretty?

oh yeah, you give him whatever he wants, and you take whatever he gives you because you know you’ll get the chance to return the favour sooner or later.

#guys i’m supposed to be studying for exams rn #this is sooo loser!luke coded #like y'all don't get it #loser!luke #luke castellan #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan oneshot #luke castellan smut #luke castellan fanfic #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan fluff #luke castellan drabble #pjo series #luke castellan x you #percy jackson x reader #smut #luke’s cabin

[ofswordsandpens]

Luke Castellan should've been at the club

#im sure this post has been made before but Luke #I think the college experience would have done you well :/ #nooo dont listen to the guy who ate his children #go party go live a little #luke castellan #mine

[stealingpotatoes]

Din shows up in the N-1 while everyone else is arguing and Luke is like, "I will fit in the tiny car seat, get me out of here while they are too distracted to notice"

luke would absolutely lie abt fitting in the tiny seat if it meant getting in the n-1, yes

(commission info // kofi support!)

#my brother described din as 'a guy who used to live in a camper van but now lives out of his c2 corvette' and yeah #dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker #star wars #my doods #thanks for the ask! #the mandalorian #skydalorian

[demigods-posts]

i really think the fandom kind of glosses over the trauma annabeth endured in ttc. like, the poor girl fell off the side of a cliff, was manipulated into holding the literal weight of the sky on her shoulders for hours, and (if i remember correctly) was tied up at one point. but this is all we can be certain happened because that's all of what percy saw. but what about what we didn't see? the poor girl probably spent the first few days immobilized and in so much physical pain once artemis took the sky from her. she was probably starved, or at the very least, not getting the amount of food and water she needed consistently. she probably spent most of her nights in an endless cycle of torment knowing that her friends were coming for her, but not knowing how long it would take them to find her. she probably quietly cried herself to sleep knowing the reason she was even in this mess was because of luke. i could go on and on, but you get my point.

#and it's not the fandom's fault because that entire first series is in percy's perspective #and he has his own shit to deal with #so as the audience #that's what were thinking of #but so many people talk about ttc like it wasn't as good because 'annabeth wasn't there' #that's because she got HELD HOSTAGE BY THE GUY WHO PROMISED TO STAY A FAMILY WITH #fuck luke btw🤠 #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #the titan's curse #annabeth chase #annabeth angst #justice for our girl

[its-kinda-snowy]

doing this out of spite at this point

#fanart #sw #star wars #luke skywalker #din djarin #dinluke #grogu #not even gonna watch season 3 my guys #insert jonathan frakes meme here

[anthonysperkins]

Tony Ward as Montgomery Ward Hustler White (1996) dir. Bruce LaBruce

Paul Newman as Lucas "Luke" Jackson Cool Hand Luke (1967) dir. Stuart Rosenberg

#Hustler White #Cool Hand Luke #Tony Ward #Paul Newman #Bruce LaBruce #Stuart Rosenberg #vintage gay #gay subtext #guys #movies #parallels #lgbt media #* #** #filmedit #lgbtedit #holesrus #userpedro #usertennant

[thelesbianthespianposts]

love the idea of aroace mace windu who just- doesn’t get? why everyone is having such a hard time with the attachment rule?? Like just don’t??? Fall in love???? This shit is easy guys why are you so bad at this

#This is why he’s so hard on anakin #Bc he doesn’t get that he’s in love #And not just choosing to disobey the Jedi code #Same with all the other Jedi like obi wan with satine/cody #And (eventually) Luke and din/mara #Mace windu #aroace #star wars #codywan #idk the ship name for obi wan and Sabine sorry #anidala #dinluke #maraluke #Clone wars #Anakin skywalker #1k??? #Holy shit guys #Ace #asexual #aromantic #Aroace

[too-deviant]

mdni 🃏

being taken from the streets by a fellow demigod except they don’t take you to camp half blood, they take you to this cushy cruise ship called the princess andromeda.

they introduce you to their leader, luke castellan, who smirks cheekily at you and tells you all about his movement against the gods.

“i have a feeling that you’re going to fit in here.”

going on little missions for him, moving up in his ranks until you’re practically his second in command.

finding him in the state room one day, and he’s fuming.

i’m talking a jawbone clenching, chest heaving sort of anger.

maybe percy thwarted him again. maybe kronos was giving him attitude. that didn’t matter.

what mattered was that at least you were there — his second in command, ready to do whatever he wanted to help him relax. you would listen to him always.

and so when he tells you in that authoritative, leader of an army voice to take off your shirt, you do. when he tells you to take off your pants — ah, ah, slowly — you do.

and when he bounds over, wraps his hands around your thighs and hitches you up onto the nearest desk, you are more than ready to meet his lips with yours. your moan is a weak whisper in his ear when he pulls you by your asscheeks and presses his crotch against the thin fabric of your panties. it breaks into something louder when he bites down on your collarbone, and then the space between your neck and shoulder.

you sigh when his fingers run gently over the lacy edges of your underwear before pulling them to the side and letting the air reach your already wet pussy.

“always ready for me, huh?”

then he’s messily taking his own jeans off, unzipping them halfway before he looses patience and yanks them down to his thighs, pulling his cock out of his underwear — the red tip leaking precum and making your mouth water.

his thrusts are angry, his huffs and groans echoing around the room. you’re sure the guards at the door can hear you, but neither of you care.

you come once, twice — before he is tightening his grip and finishing inside you. he cleans you up, pulls you down, and sends you off with a smack to the ass and a chuckle.

“thanks for that, sweets.”

#guys i neeed him #@mills drabbles #luke castellan #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x reader

[jonasiegenthaler]

Rapid Fire with NHL Rivals Devils & Flyers!

#luke hughes #devils #he's so floppy #no structural integrity to the guy #.gif

[swedenis-h]

ANH Luke (unaware of the horrors to come)!!

#blurring the photo refs as the background is a low key cute move guys #guys look how cutie! #also added closeups cus I’ve noticed the pictures are coming out way more low quality than usual #art #fanart #digital art #fan art #my art #star wars #star wars fanart #luke skywalker #anh #sw anh #a new hope #sw #sw fanart

[sunsburns]

kiss of life masterlist! 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

pairing: luke castellan x soulmate!daughter of aphrodite reader

a universe where soulmates are interlinked by shared pain (senses) and emotions, luke castellan refuses to have anything to do with his soulmate because of what it did to his mother, but he can't ignore fate.

—or: luke castellan and the soulmate he never wanted.

content: pre-tlt. super angst (with a happy ending coming soon). slow updates (sorry gang i have school).

author’s note: this layout is inspired by @too-deviant !!

back to navigation. luke castellan masterlist.

part i: he led me to you

luke just got back from a shitty quest, and now he has to meet his soulmate too? worst. day. ever. 4k+

part ii: how many tons of love inside?

luke castellan is being haunted by kronos and… well, you. 6.4k

part iii: built a bridge to your heart (coming soon!)

you and luke are off on your quest you're totally not having second thoughts about choosing him, he's your soulmate after all... right?

part iv: the whole world could feel my heartbeat (in the works)

your quest has gone wrong, cupid's arrows are sharper than you thought, and quick! you have to blend in with the crowd so the monsters don't find you!!

part v: [typing…]

you’re hiding something about your quest, eros really doesn’t like being hunted, and now luke can’t sit still when you try to clean his wounds.

#guys i’m cooking #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #percy jackson #luke castellan angst #luke castellan smut #pjo series #luke castellan x you #luke castellan fanfic #luke’s cabin #luke castellan drabble #luke castellan oneshot #luke castellan fanfiction #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan pjo #luke castellan imagines