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conarcoin · 6 months
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this is actually the funniest lunch club skit of all time it's so fucking stupid
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the-daily-male · 2 months
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Today's daily male is Charlie Slimecicle from Real Life!
for anonymous!
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justgowithitplease · 30 days
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omg lunch club schlatt anything would be amazing i love him sm
LC!Schlatt HC's!! SFW Platonic, Crushing, Dating
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Platonic
Best friend LC!Schlatt drives the extra five minutes just so you can go to the restaurant location with the better chips
On every LC outing he'll take you with them or he'll get you a 'souvenir'
It's a rock from each place they go. Just a rock. Not even a pretty or special rock. A grey lump of hard sediment.
He made sure you had your own tent for the Misfits camping videos you were comfortable
Makes you a stock holder is Gamersupps and Schlatt Coin
Matching bracelets which are just those weird paper/plastic bands from when you guys went to a concert together (he had to cut it off because it got too tight but it's framed in his house along with a Polaroid of you two)
He takes SO MANY POLAROIDS
ATP he's used like,,,,, 12 packs of film for you two
Everyone teases him about liking you
Which is stupid
He doesn't like you
Totally
Crushing
He drives to the further restaurant because it means spending more time with you
And he doesn't just get you rocks when you can't go on LC trips with him. He'll get you random little trinkets to hide around your house
Yes, there's a shelf of grey rocks, but there's also a batman rubber duck on your counter that you can't remember how you got it. Must've just always been there
He did honestly care enough to get you your own tent, but he couldn't resist making sure it was put right next to his
He knows rents reasonable where you are, and he knows that your job pays well, but what if you accidentally turn the gas on for the water heater up and your bill is crazy expensive?
His companies are already making him thousands upon millions, so why shouldn't he share the wealth with the person he adores?
Buys tickets to all your favorite concerts because sometimes (always) you look pretty in the multicolored lights
He frames the concert pass-band with a Polaroid of you stealing his drink because when he's a bit too drunk and it's a bit too late, he can allow himself to think that you're in his arms instead of his pillow, or that you're next to him and not someone who vaguely resembled you at the bar
He keeps all the Polaroids he takes of you, but has one that's specifically his favorite
It's a Polaroid of him and you at the camping trip, and you're thrown over his shoulder as you drag a tree branch behind him
Cooper took it, and he had to beg to have it
Dating
He'd be such a sweet boyfriend
All the head kisses you could ever want
As a fairly tall person, he has definitely experienced the sleeve problem where long sleeves are never long enough
This causes him to have to buy overly large sweatshirts or hoodies
Any time he gets a new one, you get the old one, so your closet is filled with hoodies and sweatshirts
For dates where you guys go out, he'd take you to the movies, to county faires, really any 'cheesy romcom' date place
But a favorite is having Mexican every Friday together
It's something to look forward too at the end of the week
Once you guys are dating, he'll get you more than just rocks as souvenirs
Usually a hoodie that he got from wherever he went
He stayed in your tent during the camping video
He really just sat in there and stayed up to make sure you were safe
Labels Schlatt and Co. as a 'Family Owned Business' because you guys are gonna be married to each other because you're soulmates destined to be together forever (his (drunken) words) so why not
The matching concert bracelets in the frame got moved to his bedside table so he can look at it each night
Yes, everyone teases him about the drunken rants of how much he loves you and how perfect your wedding will be, but it's sweet the way he describes it
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getgored · 10 days
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So what if i told you jschlatt SMPLive was a furry, would you believe me?
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herecomethefuzzz · 7 months
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lunch club era schlatt has my whole heart i love him
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bksocrazy · 11 days
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ohhh that dog of mine!
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lowkeyrobin · 1 month
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Charlie Slimecicle x Reader
But its like streaming together for the first time and its just really sweet while he teaches you to play Minecraft:)
<3
yesyeysysysyyseyyseseysyes this is actually my first time writing for him other than that one sorry boys preference 😭🙏 ; I had no idea how to get from point a to point b so I'm so sorry lmao
SLIMECICLE ; minecraft tutorial
summary ; charlie teaches you how to play minecraft on stream
warnings ; language
genre ; fluff
word count ; 758
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You met Charlie in your freshman year of high school, and finally, by your senior year, you were dating. Now, at twenty-five, you were happy with your lives and peacefully living. He was a full-time content creator, and you were working at a department store, just a job to pay for classes to get the degree you were hoping to get.
You'd appeared in a stream or video here and there. You were relatively camera shy and didn't like disturbing your boyfriend while he was working, so you didn't show your face to his fans very much other than Instagram posts.
But, he'd gotten the genius idea to invite you on his stream and teach you how to play Minecraft. You knew stuff here and there about the game, but not a lot. All you really knew was blocks and the insane amount of friends he had, and eggs.
You sit down in a chair next to him, picking at your fingers as he begins the stream, giving you a warm welcome for chat. You give the camera a wave, looking to Charlie as he explains why you're here and what you'll be doing.
"Okay, so WASD is to move, mouse is to look around"
"Okay" You nod, using the mouse to look around, seeing you'd spawned in a dark oak biome. "Oooo, I like this place. Wait, this is one of those biomes you were playing in VR with Traves and Schlatt"
He nods and chuckles, "Yeah, yeah. Hold down the left mouse button to break blocks and get some wood."
You nod, doing as he says, gathering the dark oak wood. "I'm guessing walking, talking egg children are QSMP only" You joke, taking notice of the lack of eggs.
"Honestly, there is two types of eggs but they don't walk or talk, if that's any better?"
"Two?"
"Chicken eggs and the Ender Dragon's egg"
"Oh!"
You progress through the game a bit, getting better as you play.
You're now wielded with iron tools, golden boots from a nether portal ruin, and an iron helmet. Charlie speaks about the nether, which got you in a bit of a panic since, yes, you wanted to try and beat the game, but you didn't want to die and lose all your items, either. You definitely weren't loaded enough to go try and get a bunch of blaze rods and trade for ender pearls, so you decided to explore the massive caves to try and find diamonds and more iron, for now.
Charlie watches you, proudly. He shows you all the tips and tricks and teaches you what items do, how they work, and how to craft them.
"Oh, get out! Get out! That's a warden cave, out! Go! Go, go!" He exclaims, eyes widening.
"What?" You ask, quickly backing up as you look at the torch light illuminating the dark blue blocks. You hear a rustling sound in the headphones and quickly panic, running back where you came from.
"Wardens are so OP, dude, you'll get demolished. The abandoned cities have awesome gear and loot, though"
"Then let's go get it!"
"The wardens, Y/n"
You slowly look between him and the screen, and quickly type a little /gamemode peaceful in chat, switching the game mode.
"Y/n!" He giggles, "I thought you didn't wanna cheat"
"Well, I want rare shit. Thank your chat, dude." You shrug with a smile, heading back down towards the abandoned city.
You end up finding nearly a stack of diamonds down there, plus a bunch of enchanting books and music discs. Charlie was hyping you up the whole time and deflecting the fact you were in peaceful, using the responses of "they're scaring the wardens away" and "the wardens are there, they're just hiding" for the bit.
"Okay, I think I got everything"
"Oh, you don't leave"
"Huh?"
"You never leave.. you never leave once you enter" He begins to do the dark and scary voice while he quickly types in the /gamemode hard into chat, summoning a few wardens around you.
You yelp and quickly sprint away, taking a solid five hearts of damage from one hit. You're unable to turn the game back to peaceful as you try your best to run away. You attempt to build straight up but are hit again, killing you.
All your items burst out of your inventory as you stare at the 'You died!' screen, jaw hanging agape. You slowly turn your head towards the brunette next to you as chat explodes with comments.
"Charlie!"
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writingduhh · 6 months
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Jschlatt || Beach House
This was requested!! Thanks so much for the lovely idea! ❤️
“could i request a Jschlatt x reader set in like lunch club era and schlatts rlly awkward and always blushing around reader 🤭”
Pairing: Jschlatt x Y/n
Type: Fluff
In the cozy beach house where Schlatt and his friends had gathered for a weekend getaway, an atmosphere of laughter and camaraderie enveloped the group. The waves crashed gently outside as the group played games, and shared stories, but amidst the fun and chaos, there was something Schlatt simply couldn't ignore—the enchanting presence of Y/N.
Y/N embodied everything Schlatt admired—smart, funny, and incredibly kind. Every time they graced the room, his heart performed a lively waltz, and his cheeks turned the deepest shade of red.
Y/N had always been on Schlatt's mind, but now that they were all spending time together, his crush was impossible to ignore. He couldn't help but feel flustered every time they were near, and it seemed like everyone else in the group had picked up on his feelings—everyone except Y/N.
On the first day of the trip, the sun beamed its blissful rays across the ground while a gentle breeze caressed the air. The perfect weather prompted the group's decision to head to the beach.
"Who's ready to go?" You asked, emerging from the bathroom, clad in a swimsuit that momentarily left Schlatt spellbound.
He couldn't help but stare as you entered the room, your confidence and smile shining like a lighthouse, causing Schlatt's heart to race.
"I'm ready to go, and I've got the cooler packed with drinks and snacks," Ted grinned, motioning toward the cooler in his hands.
"I've got a speaker for some music," Cooper added.
"Y/N, do you need help carrying anything?" Schlatt bashfully offered.
"Sure! You could carry the umbrella and chairs,"
Eagerly, he grabbed the umbrella while holding a few beach chairs under his arm, following you out to the car. Together, they loaded up the car.
"Thanks for helping me, you're such a sweetheart," You grinned, playfully leaning into his shoulder.
"Of course, it's no problem," he responded, attempting to keep his cool. On the inside, however, he was a delightful mess, utterly flustered by their touch.
Together, the group squeezed into the car, leaving no room for you, prompting Ted's playful suggestion.
"Hey, Y/N, you could sit on Schlatt's lap," Ted suggested, earning laughter and smirks from the rest of the group.
"You can come sit, I don't mind," Schlatt remarked, giving you warm smile as he patted his knee.
Accepting his offer, you nestled into the car and onto his lap, completely unaware of Schlatt's tomato-red face.
"Thanks for letting me sit here," You softly laughed.
"Of course! Do you mind if I, uh, put my arms around you?" He asked, his arms encircling your waist with a hint of flirtatiousness in his tone.
"That's totally fine," You assured, their heart fluttering as he held them, creating an atmosphere charged with unspoken attraction.
The car ride was filled with cheerful singing, plans for beach activities, and teasing about Y/N sitting on Schlatt's lap, all contributing to the tantalizing atmosphere.
Once at the beach, everyone disembarked, collecting their belongings. As he had done earlier, Schlatt assisted you with your items, searching for the perfect spot on the beach.
"How about there?" Schlatt suggested, pointing to a lovely clearing on the beach, his tone containing a touch of charming assurance.
The group voiced their unanimous approval, but the chemistry between Schlatt and Y/N was undeniable.
After setting up an umbrella, chairs, and coolers, everyone set out for a day of beachside fun.
Sitting in the shade, Schlatt noticed you struggling to apply sunscreen to their back, an opportunity he seized with a flirtatious smile.
"Would you like some help there, Y/N?" Schlatt offered with a suggestive glint in his eye.
"Yeah, that would be great," You bashfully admitted, adding a hint of coyness to the mix.
"Turn around," he commanded with a dash of authority, gently rubbing the lotion onto your back. His touch was deliberate and affectionate, causing a delightful shiver to run down your spine.
In that moment, the unspoken attraction between you two became impossible to ignore. You couldn't help but blush as you felt Schlatt's hands glide across their back. These feelings had been there for some time, silently acknowledged but never confessed, and they both knew it. But the allure of what could be was too becoming too captivating to resist.
Under the warm sun and with the soothing sounds of the ocean in the background, the flirtatious banter between the two of you take on a life of its own. As you all relaxed in the beach chairs, Schlatt, who was seated next to you, couldn't resist the temptation to continue their playful exchange.
With a sly grin, he said, "You know, Y/N, I must say this beach trip just got a whole lot better with you here."
Your cheeks flushed as they responded, "Well, Schlatt, it wouldn't be the same without you either."
Ted, who was lying in a nearby beach lounger, chimed in with a mischievous glint in his eye, "You two seem to be having a great time. Schlatt, should we start taking bets on when you'll finally confess your feelings to Y/N?"
Schlatt's face turned even redder, but he managed to quip, "Oh, come on, Ted. We're just good friends enjoying the beach together."
You chuckled and leaned in a little closer, their tone filled with playful teasing. "Is that so, Schlatt? Friends don't usually rub sunscreen on each other's backs."
Schlatt's heart raced as he considered the implications of your words. With a sheepish grin, he replied, "Well, that's just being a helpful friend, isn't it?"
The group erupted in laughter, and the playful atmosphere continued as you enjoyed the day at the beach. But beneath the laughter and jokes, the unspoken connection between you and Schlatt grew stronger, and it was clear to everyone that there was something more than friendship blooming under the sun's embrace.
After an eventful day at the beach, the group returned to their beach house, a mixture of sun-kissed and tired, with the golden hues of sunset painting the room in warm, fading light. Laughter, saltwater-soaked hair, and sandy feet filled the air as they entered, a sense of satisfaction permeating the room.
Exhausted and ready to unwind, they exchanged their swimsuits for comfy clothes. Hoodies and sweatpants replaced bikinis and trunks, and the group gathered in the living room, settling onto the oversized couch.
Yawns and sighs of contentment filled the room as they made themselves comfortable. Ted, Cooper, and the others found their spots on the couch and within moments, their eyes were glued to the TV screen as they picked a movie for the evening.
As the film started, the room fell into a cozy hush, the only sounds being the characters on the screen and the occasional popcorn crunch.
However, as the night progressed you became aware of the chill in the as the air.
Schlatt noticed your discomfort and, with a warm smile, he offered, "Are you cold? You can come closer, you know."
You hesitated for a moment, but the temptation of warmth and comfort won out. You shifted closer to Schlatt, who wrapped his arm around them, pulling them gently toward him.
Throughout the movie, You and Schlatt found yourselves nestled together, their bodies comfortably intertwined, legs entwined under a shared blanket. The room was filled with a sense of togetherness and silent connection, only the glow of the screen illuminating their features.
As the night wore on, the others started to drift off to sleep, one by one. The living room grew quieter, and some headed to their respective rooms.
Feeling the weight of exhaustion and the allure of a comfortable bed, you began to rise from your cuddled position with Schlatt. But just as you were about to leave, Schlatt gently held your hand and stopped your.
"Y/N, before you go," Schlatt began, a hint of vulnerability in his eyes, "there's something I've been meaning to tell you."
You looked at him, their curiosity piqued. "What is it, Schlatt?"
He took a deep breath, his gaze unwavering, and confessed, "I've had feelings for you for a while now. I don’t want to ruin our friendship, but after tonight I just have to tell you.”
You’re eyes softened, and a small smile tugged at the corner of your lips. "You know, Schlatt, I've felt the same way."
In that moment, the world seemed to hold its breath. The attraction you’d both felt but never dared to acknowledge was suddenly brought into the open. Your lips met in a tender, heartfelt kiss, sealing their feelings with a promise of something beautiful and genuine.
As you pulled away from the kiss, you shared a knowing smile and then, hand in hand, headed to their room to continue their night, no longer just friends, but something more.
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Rice and shrimp 🍤
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elizabarnes · 7 months
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Hiiii
Okay but like...imagine you notice weird things going on around your apartment...things go missing, stuff is moved, little things like that, but you don't think much of it. But then imagine you wake up one night to a noise and you see this tall figure standing at the end of your bed going through things on your vanity. The figure hears you and turns around before pinning you down with his large hand clamped around your mouth. (I can't decide if you should know Ted or not so you can decide that). He ends up fucking you, lots of "I've been waiting for this for so long." "I'm gonna make you so happy." "All mine now." "My little dolly". You know, cute shit like that. (Also IDK how you'd want to incorporate this but i'm also like imagining that scene in The Boy where the dude has the girls dress and like recreated her on his bed?) Anyway, name of Jesus Christ, Amen
I’m gonna do what I did in Stalker and make reader a fan but she isn’t an insomniac??? Howwww???
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“Wait, how did you get in?”
Ted Nivison x afab!reader
MDNI I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
You are having a normal day, taking a shower at 9, doing skincare, going back into your room, and watching Ted Nivison’s videos on your laptop until 11 then going to sleep. You wake up from a nice dream a sex dream at about 4 or 5 am. You look ahead of you and see a tall figure rummaging through your stuff. “Wha-“ You start but you're too tired to finish your sentence. It could just be a delusion, right? “Hello, sweetheart.” You hear come from the tall man. He sounds like Ted Nivison.. You think. “Are you Ted Nivison?” You ask, being too sleepy to even care. “Why don’t you find out?” He chuckles softly as he comes closer to you. You can see the reflection from the window off his glasses and your eyes widen. “The fuck? Why are you in my house?” “I didn’t expect you to say that.” “Then what did you expect?” You rub your eye tiredly. “Well, I expected you to have a fangirl moment. You do have pictures of me everywhere.” He says as he opens his arms as if offering a hug. In his right hand, you see him holding a pair of your lacy panties that your friend had bought you for your 18th birthday. Ted crawls into your bed and pins you down as if you were going to try and run. Like, dude? You’re too tired, duh. You wake up a little more and realize the situation more. “If I fall asleep you can continue whatever you started.” You say to him as a smirk appears on his face. “Whatever you say, princess.” He says as he nips at your neck. You put your hands under his shirt and pull it over his head, discarding it to the floor. He does the same to your shirt and starts to nip at the new bare skin. A couple of whines leave your mouth which motivates him to leave marks. What feels like only a few seconds pass and both of you are naked, he’s lying on his back as you look at him with tired, almost innocent eyes. His large hand cups your cheek and his thumb rubs the skin there. You lean into his touch, almost falling asleep. “Stay with me, darling.” He whispers. “Mm..” You mumble out as his hands move to your hips, he then flips you around so you’re on your back underneath him. He puts the tip to your entrance and slowly pushes forward, loving the way you whimper at the pleasure. He pushes all the way in in one swift movement making you let out a whine. “Fuck- so tight..” Ted groans out. “T-Teddy- please-“ You whine out as he starts slow thrusts, letting out groans of your name or how wet you are. “Been waiting for this for so long, gonna make you so much more happy than that last douche- fuck.” He says as his thrusts pick up pace and your moans grow louder. “Fuck!- S-so close- please, Teddy!” You moan out, you definitely weren’t falling back asleep now. “Fuck- gonna cum!” You let out an almost pornographic moan making Ted’s eyes widen and lips part slightly. “Cum for me, darling.” He says into your ear as you clench down on him, cumming on his cock. This throws him over the edge and he cums inside you, pulling out and moving down to your cunt that’s leaking with yours and his mixed cum. “My little dolly now, mine too play with whenever I want.” He mumbles as he licks a stripe up your clit before sucking on it, moans leaving your mouth as your hands meet his hair, you feel two of his huge fingers enter you, even louder moans coming out of your mouth now. “Fuck- Ted!” He looks up at you and the sight almost makes you cum on the spot. His fingers go quick inside you drawing loud moans and whimpers from your mouth. You cum on his fingers and he works you through it before pulling his fingers out of you and sucking your cum off, lapping up any last bit he didn’t get. He gets up and walks into your bathroom, getting a rag and cleaning the two of you up. He then goes over to your dresser and pulls out some clean clothes for you and getting in his bag for his own clothes- was he planning this? He walks back over to you and helps you get dressed and then he’s dressed himself. He crawls into bed beside you and pulls you into him. “I love you, Y/n.” “I love you too, Teddy.” You close your eyes to go to sleep. “Wait- how did you get in?”
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conarcoin · 5 months
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this video sucks
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the-daily-male · 5 months
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Today's daily male is Jschlatt from Real Life!
for @pnkq
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brett-is-afraid · 1 year
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The way Charlie just did not change at all
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getgored · 27 days
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Sorry, im autistic and post fanart of guys who get high and play minecraft. I promise it won't happen again ( it will happen again. )
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gostfase · 16 days
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posting some old art of mine p.2, originally drawn 05/20/2020
auhoh..monkeie in chernobyl....what has he does....
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drebur123 · 1 year
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Things That Remind Me of Them | The Original Chuckle Boys
(wc: 220)
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Ted Nivison:
-Matching sweaters
-Crackling Fires
-Cuddling in bed until midday
-Hot coco
-Rain
-Kisses on the back of your hand
-Fancy looking top hats
-The color brown
-Late nights studying at the library
-Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood
-Cuddles
-Slow dancing in the family room after everybody's left or headed to bed
-Soft hums 
-Tagging along on his adventures while making videos
-Taking pictures together
-Dark academia in general
-Cheap (but nice) cologne
-Movie dates
Charlie Slimecicle:
-The scent after rain
-Late night discord calls
-Laughing at stupid jokes each other makes
-Everybody Talks by Neon Trees
-Mario Cart in the of the night
-The color light green
-Constant hand holding
-Trying on his glasses
-Picnic dates
-Playing in a field of flowers
-Fluffy blankets on cold mornings
-Subtle touches in public
-Out of My League by Fitz and The Tantrums
-Midnight car rides 
-Blasting music while in the car
-Kisses on the cheek
-Shooting smiles at each other from across the room
-Clothes shopping
-Spoiling each other with gifts 
-Gardening
-The scent of buttered popcorn
Jschlatt:
-The color light gray
-Stealing his hoodies while he's away
-Him knowing but not doing anything about it
-Pillow fights
-Quality time together
-Watching dumb videos together just because
-Sitting just off camera while he streams
-Still Into You by Paramore
-Ruffling your hair and laughing when you frown
-Grabbing stuff off the top shelf for you
-Tickle fights
-Visiting him at work
-Cuddles with Jambo
-Noise complaints
-Baking cookies 
-Burning cookies
-Kisses on the forehead
-Jokingly insulting each other
-Sneaking out to go to the gas station for snacks
-Eating at an overly expensive restaurant
-The scent of cinnamon
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