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hqmillioncorn · 8 months

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FFXIVWrite Day Two: Bark

With @winduphaurchefant 's Viggo Umbra

"And that was the only thing that happened?" Lunya asked. Babycorn walked around the room, juggling keeping Cherrypit entertained with a fish on string and talking to Lunya by linkshell, "Yeah! I promise! I talked with Viggo and everything and Cherrypit is totally-!" Babycorn was cut off by the sound of Cherrypit jumping onto the ceiling, the fish was in his mouth. "...as normal as he can be!"

One morning Cherrypit woke up with a pair of dog ears on his head and Babycorn had no idea what to do.

It had all happened so fast.

Babycorn had just finished up putting the finishing touches on a sweater she had been up all night making as a present for Tilika. When she noticed the sun coming up she quickly made her way over Cherrypit’s designated play corner to close the curtains.

“Sorry sun but I can’t have you burning my skin again!!” With an angry scowl on her face Babycorn closed the curtains. Just thinking about the week where her entire body burned after a fun day at the pool made her angry all over again. She was so caught up in the past that she failed to notice the blanket-covered lump right behind her.

Then as she turned to go back to her sweater making, Babycorn tripped over the mysterious blanket lump and landed right on her face in the middle of a pile of Cherrypit’s toys.

“Owwy…” Babycorn was well used to tripping and falling on her face by now but it didn’t mean that each fall hurt less.

Babycorn lifted her head up and looked up, noticing a small pink blanket flying over her. At that moment she remembered that Cherrypit had been playing ‘cocoon’ the night before and if history was any indication, he always fell fast asleep while playing this specific game.

“Oh no…!” Babycorn panicked. What if she had woken Cherrypit up by accident?! Or even worse-?! Had taken off his cocoon before he had wanted to take it off?! She was truly the worst big sister ever!!!!

With leg strength that would be more useful in the middle of a battle rather than grabbing a flying blanket for her baby brother, Babycorn jumped up and snatched the blanket in mid-air. Babycorn flapped the blanket around to make sure it was still intact and sighed in relief. “Cherryyyy! I’m sorry I didn’t mean to-!” She turned around to give Cherrypit back his blanket and was met with a sight that left her speechless.

Cherrypit was sitting down, sucking on his thumb and looking right at her, with a pair of dog ears on his head.

“Haha! Bebe!! Yaaaay!!” He cheered and clapped for her. The ears on his head were wiggling alongside him. As if to prove to his sister that she wasn’t seeing things, Cherrypit reached up and wiggled them around himself. “Bebe! Look! Look! Bak! Bak!” he giggled loudly to himself and stood up to do a little dance.

Babycorn fell to her knees and mentally began to beg her parents for forgiveness once again.

Usually when it came to these sorts of things Babycorn would run over in a panic to the nearest person she knew that was smarter and wiser than her. And usually that person would be Lunya but Babycorn knew for a fact that Lunya wouldn’t be back for a few more days.

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, Lunya couldn’t shake this feeling that something was wrong. Though she couldn’t discern it from the ‘Babycorn is eating bark off a tree again’ wrong or the ‘Babycorn thinks that a papercut she got is going to kill her’ wrong. Either way she would call about it in the morning.)

This left Babycorn with the smartest solution she could come up with. Which to be fair to her-was pretty smart.

With Cherrypit riding on her head Babycorn made her way down the hall all the way to standing in front of the door to Viggo’s room. The scariest room in the entire mansion according to Coco. He had inadvertently filled Babycorn’s head with horror stories of what lied in this room. Horribly scary stories that Babycorn couldn’t bring herself to remember and not just because she forgot most of them and only remembered the feeling of sheer terror.

But none of that mattered right now! She needed to be brave now! For Cherrypit’s sake!!

Babycorn began to pound on the door as hard as she could. “Viggo! Viggo! Mr.Umbra! Are you there!? I really need your help!! Please HEEELP!!! UWAUBBWUAWUANWAUNW!!!!” She loudly wailed. It should be noted that the current time was six in the morning.

As the door opened Babycorn continued to panic and flail her arms around in the air.

Viggo stood there watching her do this for a good few seconds before speaking up. “Good morning Babycorn, do you need anything?” Or was this the usual and regular morning wake up call by Babycorn that only wanted to say hi and then skip away.

Babycorn froze and looked up, Cherrypit looked up alongside her. “Viggo!! I need your help!! It’s horrible!!!!!!” She was dancing around in a panic and screaming as loud as she could.

“W-What?!” Viggo stepped outside of his room and held onto the door frame in shock, “Did something happen?!”

“I-I-It’s Cherry!!! Look!!! Something happened to him!!!”

Babycorn moved her head into a position where Viggo could see Cherrypit. The dog ears that Babycorn had seen that morning were still on his head and unbeknownst to her, he had also grown a pair of little fangs in his mouth.

Cherrypit gave Viggo a little wave, which Viggo returned with a little wave of his own.

Now that she was inside Viggo’s room Babycorn could clearly see that…

…Coco was 100 PERCENT RIGHT. This room was terrifying!! There were lots of glass bottles in things that she had no idea what they were and there were various papers all around her with big words she didn’t understand!!

“Brrrrr….” she trembled to herself.

Viggo had placed Cherrypit on his couch and had begun a regular check-up on him. Which was usually a very short process when it came to Cherrypit, considering the lack of a heartbeat and the way most of his body was static and unchanging.

…Most of the time at least.

“So, when did you first notice the ears?” Viggo handed Cherrypit a piece of candy to keep him distracted long enough for Viggo to examine his new ears closely. “Wow…Four pairs of ears…” Viggo said to himself, wondering if this somehow gave Cherrypit a heightened sense of hearing.

Babycorn ran over to where Viggo was and recounted the events of that morning.

“-And well it’s not like ears like that are a weird thing-! I know lots of people that look like that! Like B’ig and Cola and G’raha and B’rent and Linnet and Khloe and Zhloe and Centella and K’achow and-”

“Babycorn?”

“-Cait Sith and Vertical’s Brother Who’s Name I don’t Know and-”

“Babycorn.”

“-Himbo Hooters and Y’sthola and F'lhaminn-”

“Babycorn, do you want a candy?”

Babycorn paused and looked over at Viggo like she was about to attack him. Really she wanted to attack the lollipop. “Omigosh! Would I?!” Babycorn jumped over and happily bit the lollipop and also Viggo’s hand. Something that Babycorn didn’t seem to notice she did but Viggo sure did.

Babycorn had eaten both the lollipop and the stick. She thanked Viggo with a curtsy.

“N-No problem…A-Anytime Babycorn…” Viggo turned away and rubbed his hand which had a big ouchy on it now but he was being really brave about it. He may have been a doctor and not a dentist but he was fairly sure that lalafell teeth were not supposed to be that sharp. Ignoring the searing pain in his hand, Viggo continued to check over Cherrypit. Who happily continued to wiggle around in place.

Babycorn popped out from behind the couch. “Is he dying?!” As usual she was jumping to the worst possible conclusions.

“Well technically from what you already told me he’s already dead.”

“Oh ya. That’s right!”

Cherrypit giggled, “Bebes funny!!”

Viggo handed Cherrypit another piece of candy and let out a hum. “Cherrypit? Do you know where you got these ears from?” History had proven time and time again that Cherrypit remembered things much better than Babycorn did, and this time might be no different.

Without any hesitation Cherrypit pointed straight at Viggo.

“BWA?! M-Me?!?!”

Babycorn pushed herself up onto the couch and jumped in between Cherrypit and Viggo. “What did you do?” This was the scariest Viggo could ever recall Babycorn looking, even in the middle of battles.

Even so, he was determined to prove his innocence. “I didn’t do anything!!” Not that he could recall. “I promise!”

Evidently that was all the evidence Babycorn needed. Her deadly glare switched back to a cheerful smile. “Ok! If you promise!” she sat down and looked down at Cherrypit, her cheerful smile quickly switched back to her panicked expression. “NOOOOO CHERRYYY!!!”

At the risk of having Babycorn turn his anger towards him again, Viggo decided to ask Cherrypit to clarify what he meant when he pointed to him. “Did I do something Cherry? Do you remember?” He watched earnestly as Cherrypit processed his question while he bit down on a piece of a steel ingot.

Cherrypit looked up at him and smiled, one of his doggy ears wiggled. “Abbababayaaaaapoooogagagaweeeesaababanenebebeggyhabababa” he answered.

“Ah. I see.” Viggo said. He did not see.

On the other hand, Babycorn had surprisingly stopped her panicking and let out a “Oooooohhh!!” Almost as she had understood the long string of baby babble that Cherrypit had just said. Mostly because she had.

“Viggo! You did this!!”

“H-Huh…?” That made two people saying he did this now.

Babycorn picked Cherrypit up and held him closer towards Viggo. “Rember’?! During dinner you were talking about how you could turn into a big doggy!! Cherrypit said he really liked that story and wanted to be more like you!!” That was what Cherrypit had told Viggo just now. He was really happy that Babycorn had been able to explain it.

Viggo wanted to cry. “R-Really…?” He did remember talking about that particular topic yesterday but he was sure that Cherrypit hadn’t been listening at the time. Just how good was this kid’s hearing?? Besides that, it was really cute that Cherrypit wanted to be like him.

Cherrypit let out a laugh and wiggled around some more. “Awoooooo!!” he laughed to himself.

Viggo and Babycorn let out a simultaneous “Awwww!”

Though it didn’t worry Babycorn that her brother could grow dog ears in an attempt to imitate a grown-up he thought was cool, Viggo was a little concerned that Cherrypit found a way to do this. But before he could ask if Cherrypit had ever done something like this before…

“Haaaa! Vautreetrree!!”

Viggo looked over to Babycorn. “What did he say this time?” he asked.

“Oh! He said he was gonna go and eat some people later! Just like you! But don’t worry I’ll tell him that’s a bad idea! Haha!” Throughout that entire sentence Babycorn’s smile did not waver.

“Yeah that’s…” Viggo adjusted his glasses and noticed the wagging tail that Cherrypit now sported. “...That’s a good idea.

#ffxivwrite2023 #viggo #lunya #for a bit #the origin of cherrypits shapeshifting powers #i mean technically he could always do them to a scary extent but now hes figuring out how to make them sorta normal #babycorn is capable of feats she normally couldnt do when it comes to cherry #i think babycorn would be scared of doctors too shes never been but they sound scary from her source #source: coco cocoda #cherrypit tries to bark but he mostly just squeaks or says Bak #hes a baby did you guys know that #sorry viggo #its kinda hard to tell in text but babycorns As normal as he can be! is totally genuine thats normal to her

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mageflow · 1 year

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Lunya Lunya Lunya Lunya

You will see her, you will appreciate her.

#lunya #my art #my ocs #reposting because I’m think of her

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fistsoflightning · 2 years

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end of the world who?

ffxivwrite2022 12: miss the boat lit. to miss out on something, like that boat to Sharlayan you just ran past.

zaya & @windupnamazu‘s lunya. pre-endwalker. 836 wc.

Usually it was Zaya causing problems for Lunya, not the other way round.

Sure, Lunya could be a bit of a gremlin, but they were the added chaos factor that brought it out of her, and therefore Zaya’s own observations about her couldn’t be trusted. Besides, their list of misdemeanors was far longer; attempting to eat a piece of materia in a bout of curiosity, jumping off high cliffs and buildings without warning to get on Ochir’s back, deliberately getting struck by lightning, ignoring the Echo and standing in danger’s way to keep their combo rolling…

(Thancred was right, they noted. It was a small wonder they were alive.)

The variety of their usual antics lent themselves to dealing with Lunya’s brand of occasional troublemaking—but this?

This was evil.

“Zaya,” Lunya called from above them, where they were trying to find a semi-comfortable way to lay their head on the deck of the Endeavor. Zaya cracked one eye open to look up at their sister, who was holding a fishing rod instead of an astrologian’s globe. “I know you’re trying not to look at the ocean, but the icebox has waaay less ridges for your horns to catch on.”

They lifted their head off the deck a little more to level a doubtful stare at Lunya. Zaya knew she had caught a whole cast of tortoiseshell crabs when they sailed through the Cieldalaes Margin earlier; the only way Lunya dragging them onto the fishing boat could get worse was if they ended up needing their allergy medicine because of her dinner.

Lunya smiled like she had done them no wrong, only looking away from them briefly to cast her line back out to sea as the anchors dropped. “The crabs can’t hurt you if they’re in the icebox, silly.”

Zaya grimaced; they most certainly could, if their fishy residue had got on the outside of the container. Still, Zaya got up from the deck and draped themselves over the icebox, tilting their head so they only had to look at Lunya, and not the giant swathe of ocean that separated them from Limsa Lominsa’s docks.

They should have asked Thancred to come and find them before they set sail, Zaya lamented. The whole reason they were on the Endeavor and not the boat to Sharlayan was because they’d asked Lunya to keep track of the time for them, since Eorzea had just recently changed when five in the morning was across the entire continent, or something. She had more experience with docks, and boats, and boarding schedules in general, so when she offered to help them out Zaya hadn’t thought twice of it.

Sure enough, she had woke them in time to catch a boat—just not the right one. They’d raced down from the Arcanist’s Guild aetheryte shard and past the Scions right onto the deck of the Endeavor as Thancred, G’raha, and Tataru shouted for them to come back, leaving the Scions bewildered as they set sail on an all-day fishing expedition.

A warm-up, she had said that morning, when Zaya was still half-asleep and not quite finished processing the turn of events. We step into the water before we jump into the deep end of sailing! It’ll be fun!

It had been a very long several hours since then, and Zaya had yet to find the fun in being surrounded by so much water.

“This is the last stop,” Lunya said, clicking her tongue when she reeled in her catch to find an eel hanging off her line. Zaya nudged her tacklebox closer to her as she tossed the poor thing back into the water, watching as she recast her line. “I promise we’ll be back on solid ground where you can cling onto Thancred’s arm like a koala soon enough.”

Zaya groaned, hiding their reddening face in their hands. This had to be revenge for accidentally knocking a cup of water over her first draft for G’raha’s new clothes.

“Why didn’ y’u take Val,” Zaya asked, muffled behind their hands. She would have been a far more engaging fishing partner than they were, at least, minus the fact that the Viera wouldn’t need to adjust to boats like they did.

Lunya tipped her head back to look at them, eyes bright. “Besides getting you on a boat before we’re on one for, like, two weeks, Valdis has already seen what I want to show you,” she said mysteriously, before her fishing rod bent forwards and her head whipped back around, “and this might be it! Help me!”

She was definitely strong enough to reel in whatever fish was tugging so hard on her line by herself, but they weren’t about to ignore her. Zaya lifted themselves off the icebox to shuffle behind Lunya hastily, wrapping their arms around her waist to keep her from going overboard.

“Here… we… go!”

With one sharp tug, Lunya’s line and catch broke the surface of the water, sending a giant, glowing, blue shark flying right towards them.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ffxivwrite #ffxivwrite2022 #c: zaya qestir #lunya #elie's ffxivwrite2022 #tales from the blue #g: sky meets sea #yesterday i learned that miss the boat is an idiom #but this stuck itself in my brain first ksdgkskdf #elie writes

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couponawk · 10 months

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How to Get a Reasonable Price by Using Lunya Discount Codes?

Table of Contents

1. Where And How to Gain the Lunya Coupon Codes?

2. Will Lunya Have Discounts on Black Friday?

3. Does Lunya Have Any Cyber Monday Promotions?

4. How to Return the Products of Lunya?

5. What are the Benefits of being a Member of Lunya?

Lunya is a pajama start-up founded in 2012 in Los Angeles. Ashley Merrill, the founder, felt that people needed a comprehensive choice between a sophisticated but uncomfortable underwear style Pajama and a loose but ugly T-shirt. So she created Lunya to meet customers’ needs for comfortable and beautiful clothes. Lunya‘s products can help alleviate the problems that you can’t sleep at night, such as the problems that can solve your restless mood and muscle ache. In a word, the quality of Lunya is absolutely satisfactory for you, which makes you feel that there is no mistake in choosing Lunya. Lunya’s products are the best and have passed the qualification inspection, such as wear test and high-quality surface treatment. These are the things you can expect from Lunya. Pay attention to the Lunya discount codes’ information of Lunya! You can find it on the official website or couponawk.com!

1. Where And How to Gain the Lunya Coupon Codes?

If you decide to choose Lunya’s products but feel anxious because you can’t find a coupon available, please don’t worry, read this article patiently, and you will learn how to get and use their coupon codes. In fact, many people already know this simple and practical method. That is to search couponawk.com, where you can find all kinds of coupon codes about Lunya products. After you choose the products you want to buy, you can copy the appropriate coupons on couponawk.com and paste them into the payment page, so that you can get the best price and save you a considerable fee!

2. Will Lunya Have Discounts on Black Friday?

“Black Friday” has become the best opportunity to give back to customers. If you are interested in Black Friday and want to buy their products on that day, you don’t need to worry at all. Lunya will offer huge discounts on Friday. Of course, you will find a lot of information about Lunya’s promotion code on the official website or couponawk.com. So as to meet the needs of consumers. These promo codes are usually not restricted. You can even use multiple promotion codes at the same time, which will give you an unexpected price, so you can enjoy what you want.

3. Does Lunya Have Any Cyber Monday Promotions?

Online Monday is another promotion and discount period after “Black Friday”, which Lunya attaches great importance to. They hope that every customer can have their own clothes to enjoy their good time, so they will try their best to give customers the most favorable price so that customers can buy comfortable and wear happy. If Black Friday doesn’t meet your shopping needs, you can continue to participate in the online Monday coupon event. The best way is to bookmark the official websites of Lunya and couponawk.com so you can keep up with their online Monday promotions. Therefore, your Monday is no longer a busy working day, but a day full of expectation. Come to pay attention to it, the chance of luck can’t be missed!

4. How to Return the Products of Lunya?

Because shoppers are not satisfied with the products they buy, they need to pay attention to Lunya’s return and exchange policies. Lunya offers free returns and exchanges within one week of purchase through the FedEx return label included in your order. Once they receive your undamaged return with the original label, they will process your refund in the original form of payment. If you need to exchange goods for return, it is recommended that you fill in the reason for exchange.

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Lunya has a plan to develop members. In order to thank loyal customers, they made a membership plan. When you register as a member, you can get a lot of benefits. In addition to the discount season, you can also enjoy the exclusive member benefits. Join the family of Lunya.Log on to the official website to become an exclusive member. There are many vouchers and opportunities!

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loonwitch · 10 months

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Thank you to Lunya at Boston Seaport for hosting me as entertainment for their event! I love bringing my magick to corporate events!

#loonwitch #loonwitchlife #magick #lunya #bostonseaport

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dweeeeeb · 11 months

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Social Media Advertising (2023) Lunya

#SMA #2023 #Lunya

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gratefulsposts · 1 year

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#tonydiazcervo #picture #life #lunya #modeling #influencer #pic #foto

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windupiceheart · 9 months

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#b'ig #alviss #lunya #silly #doodles #sorry my friends asked

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nuclearanomaly · 1 year

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✨✨ Happy Birthday @windupnamazu ✨✨

#ffxiv #Lunya #HAPPY BIRTHDAY LULUN!!!#I just think Lunya deserves a big Taro Tea and I would like to grab Boba with her #I hope you like uhhhh textures #slaps a bunch on here #me: this lacks graha #me: gwaha charm #I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY LULUN!!!#💕💕💕💕#art: mine

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deejkg1 · 2 years

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Jux - Performing Live In Dar Es Salaam (Kidimbwi) with Marioo, Darassa, Whozu, Lunya & Moni

Jux – Performing Live In Dar Es Salaam (Kidimbwi) with Marioo, Darassa, Whozu, Lunya & Moni

Jux – Performing Live In Dar Es Salaam (Kidimbwi) with Marioo, Darassa, Whozu, Lunya & Moni 💥💥💥💥 safi sana African Boy unakua kwa kasi sana kimuziki, nakufatilia toka miaka ile 2009 na ngoma yako Napata Raha, kumbe sikukosea kukuita Usher Raymond wa Bongo, piga kazi na KAZI IENDELEE 💥💥💥💥 Hio show ilikua noma bro….karibu kenya my G💪

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#Dar Es Salaam #Darassa #Jux #Kidimbwi #Lunya #Marioo #Moni #Performing #Whozu #Youtube

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hqmillioncorn · 7 months

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FFXIVWrite Day twenty-four (free day): Eggy

with @windupnamazu 's Butter and Pancake and Cinnamon and @windupiceheart 's Vertical Height and B'ig Nunh (sorry again)

Babycorn stopped walking when she noticed the seagull perched on a corner of the mansion. Then she noticed that Coco was standing on the front lawn, he was practicing different types of poses with his bow out. Was he trying to look cool or something? “Hey Coco!!” Babycorn called out to him. “Eeep!” Coco jumped in place, “W-What?!!?” Babycorn pointed up at the bird as it stared back down at Coco. “Your son is here. You should say hi!” The seagull let out a CAW. “That’s not my son!” Coco couldn’t believe he had to say this every time. “Didn’t you lay his egg?” “NO! No I didn’t!!!”

It was an early morning like any other.

That morning Babycorn had asked Lunya for some help on a dress she was making and then she just never left, as she often did when she hung around her friends lately. Always finding some excuse to stick around or just sitting there until she had to leave and this time was no different.

Babycorn had finished the work on her dress and was now lying on the floor with Cherrypit next to her. They were both very busy at work, collaborating on a drawing with Babycorn drawing most of it and Cherrypit was coloring what he wanted to with his crayons.

Meanwhile Lunya was alternating between tidying around her room and making sure that neither Babycorn or Cherrypit bit down on any crayons on her watch.

So far she had narrowly stopped Babycorn from biting down on a yellow crayon and a blue crayon. Her reasoning had been something along the lines of, ‘But so many tasty things are the same color!’ and Cherrypit nodded his head alongside his sister, a crayon in his mouth.

Lunya really wondered how the siblings had survived up to when they all met.

“What color should this be Cherry?” Babycorn pointed at the person she had just finished drawing in. It was pretty hard to tell to anyone that wasn’t her but the scene she was drawing was a dear memory to her.

The day that she learned she was gonna be a big sister.

The person that Babycorn was pointing at was their papa. Cherrypit still recognized him. “Bu! Bu!” He held up a blue crayon and waved it around before he got to work on coloring.

Babycorn watched her brother continued to color, then turned her attention to what Lunya was doing. Lunya was sitting on a chair, reading a book with a really long title that Babycorn couldn’t really understand. There were so many things that Lunya could be reading about. After all Lunya knew a lot about a lot of things, at least, that’s what Babycorn thought.

If there was anything Babycorn ever wanted to know Lunya was one of the first people she ran to for an answer. It had unknowingly been that way for a while.

Babycorn looked back to see that Cherrypit had finished coloring with his blue crayon. “Bu!” He stuck the crayon in his mouth and chewed on it a little.

Right on cue Lunya spoke up, “Cherry take that out of your mouth.” Her eyes never moved from looking at the book she was reading.

Cherrypit giggled a little and spit the crayon out. “Amama!” he babbled, before falling over backwards into a pillow and lying there for a little bit then sitting back up. He picked up another crayon and held it towards Babycorn. “Daw? Draw!”

Babycorn grabbed the crayon from her brother and smiled, “You got it!” She laid down on her belly and began to draw once again. As she began to draw her mama, a question popped into Babycorn’s head. “Hmmm…” Babycorn hummed to herself. She looked to look at Lunya, wondering something to herself.

“Hmmm?” Cherrypit tilted his head and repeated after his sister.

“Hey Lunya? Can I ask you a question?” Babycorn asked.

Lunya turned a page in her book. “Is it if you can eat one of the crayons?”

Babycorn was silent for a suspicious amount of time. “N-No..” Truthfully that had been one of her questions but not the questions she wanted to ask.

“Then what did you want to ask me?”

“Where do babies come from?”

“HurK?!”

Lunya almost let the book she was holding drop from her hands. “Where do babies come from? I-Is that it?” She asked to make sure she had heard right. Babycorn nodded over and over at her and Lunya found herself looking around the room in a tizzy.

The easiest answer would be to tell Babycorn the truth but this was the same Babycorn Corn who was known to be a blabbermouth among everyone living in the mansion. There was no doubt in Lunya’s head that as soon as Babycorn learned about ‘this’ she would go and tell literally everyone she ran into.

Lunya looked around the room for anything that would help get her out of this situation. Or to give her a clue on how to answer Babycorn’s question. To her right and spotted her guestbook. That didn’t help much, only reminded her of the time Babycorn stole a burning log from her fireplace and set Himbo’s kitchen on fire.

Eventually Lunya’s eyes landed on a potted plant. The flowers were adorned in such a way that it reminded her of Coco’s poofy and fluffy hair.

“From eggs.” Lunya answered, “They come from eggs.”

“Woah! Really?!” Babycorn could hardly believe it.

“Really.” Lunya turned to another page of her book she was still reading. Parenting your friends for Dummies, a book that had fallen on her head like it was destiny or something. Weirdly enough this had happened just a few weeks before today.

Babycorn watched as Cherrypit went off in his coloring again. This time he was coloring their mama with a purple crayon. “Eggs…Babies come from eggs…” Of course they came from eggs!

Where else would they come from?!

After a bit of being in Lunya’s room Babycorn decided that she was hungry, and rather than risk getting scolded by Lunya for eating more crayons, she decided to go and see if there were any tasty snacks in the kitchen.

Both siblings said their good-bye’s to Lunya, grabbed their drawing and headed out the door.

Just as they were going to head down to the kitchen, Babycorn turned her head and noticed that Butter and Pancake were sitting on the staircase heading to the upper floor. They were talking with each other. Cinnamon was there flying over their heads, making those funny ringing noises again.

“Hi Butts! Hi Pancake! Hi Cinnamon!” Babycorn ran over to and waved at them. Cherrypit was right behind her. They looked just as happy to see her as she was to see them. Babycorn took a seat on the stairs next to Butter. A fact that did not escape the ever observant Pancake and Cinnamon.

“Ehehehe…” They laughed to themselves. And also Cherrypit, but he was just laughing along because it was fun.

“What are you guys doing?” Babycorn asked. Something that’s usually asked before you decide to sit down and insert yourself into a conversation. Not that any of them minded though.

Cinnamon flew over and gestured to the dirty plates that all of them had stacked up while Pancake explained for her tongue-tied brother. “We were eating a pudding Butter made! It was reallyyyyyyyy tasty!!” The pudding was made out of chocolate and vanilla. It was something that Pancake had specifically asked for a couple of days ago and Butter had promised he would make. “We saved some if you want to try some!”

“Really?!” Babycorn’s eyes were practically sparkling. “I would love to!!!”

“You gotta promise you’ll leave some for Linnet! I promised her some too!” Pancake urged her.

“Promise!”

That’s when what Lunya feared would happen, happened.

“Oh!” Babycorn’s pom stood straight up, “Today Lunya told me where babies come from!” She laughed, kicking her legs in excitement, “Do you want to hear?! I can tell you!” She really had no idea if any of them actually knew where babies came from, it wasn’t something she considered. Babycorn was just always happy to share things she learned.

Butter and Pancake looked at each other with a knowing look. If Lunya had been the one to tell Babycorn where babies come from they had a feeling what Babycorn would say. She had told them the same thing some time ago.

It wasn’t until Sirius sat both of them down and sternly explained the entire thing to them. He had even given them a quiz to do at the end of the lesson, that’s just how serious he had been about the whole thing.

Cinnamon laughed haughtily, “Well of course I know! They’re baked in ovens! Duh!”

Just like Babycorn, Cinnamon had not been present for Sirius’ lesson.

“They come from eggs!!” Babycorn raised her arms in the air, “Babies really came from eggs this whole time!!” She felt sooooo smart and normal.

Butter didn’t know where to start. “A-Actually Babycorn that’s not…” He paused. At that moment he realized he didn’t really want to be the one to explain this to her. He started to wonder if Sirius was busy today. Considering how he was, he probably was out there doing something important.

“Babies don’t come from eggs!” Pancake protested. Just like Butter however, she didn’t elaborate further.

“Yeah! They come from the oven!” Cinnamon helpfully added.

Butter decided it wasn’t worth it to argue with Cinnamon, since Babycorn couldn’t hear her anyway and there was no real harm in Cherrypit probably couldn’t understand what Cinnamon was saying anyway. He looked like he was too busy looking at the drawing in his hands anyway.

Just then B’ig Nunh wandered into the scene, carrying a large crate full of eggs in his arms.

Babycorn could hardly believe her eyes.

Babycorn sprung to her feet and screamed, “Ohmigosh B’ig?! Did you have all those babies?! How many babies are you gonna have?!”

B’ig stopped in his tracks. “Ex…Excuse me?” What had Babycorn just asked him?

Before either Butter or Pancake could stop her, Babycorn ran down the stairs and towards B’ig. “You had all these eggs, right? They’re all gonna hatch into babies! Lunya told me that’s where they come from!!” Babycorn clapped for her good friend B’ig Nunh and Cherrypit also clapped besides her, “Congrats on being a mama now B’ig!!”

“HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?” B’ig had NO idea what Babycorn was talking about but he didn’t like a single word that Babycorn was telling him.

“oh damn. really? congrats.”

“YOU WERE THERE WHEN I BOUGHT THESE??!?!!” For a matter of fact, when had Vertical gotten here?! B’ig took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down in order to calmly explain to Babycorn that he had NOT laid any eggs, let alone a crate full of them and he was also NOT going to have like twenty babies.

“B-”

“So when are they going to be born?” Babycorn jumped up and hung off the crate to get a better look at the crate. B’ig nearly lost his balance and fell, if it wasn’t for Vertical grabbing him by his shirt collar the foyer would have been one-hundred percent more egg covered. “Do you have names for them yet? Are you gonna put them in a little warm box? Are you gonna give them a little hat to wear?” The questions just kept on coming.

“you should have told me. i would have gotten you a present.”

“I’M NOT??? HAVING BABIES???” B’ig was desperate. Vertical had been there when he bought these eggs!!! What in the world was she talking about?! He was going to cry. He was really going to start crying.

At this point Butter and Pancake knew that they had to step in. Butter walked up to Babycorn and gently moved her away from the crate and back onto the ground. “You okay?” He asked, hoping that he hadn’t hurt her somehow.

Babycorn was a little confused, “I’m fine! See?” She wiggled her hands around and stomped her feet.

B’ig Nunh was less than okay. “WHYY WOULD YOU THINK I’M HAVING BABIIIES?!” He wanted to set the record straight. “I’M NOT! I DIDN’T LAY THESE EGGS! I SWEAR!”

Babycorn’s eyes lit up again. She had another chance to tell someone what Lunya had told her! It never even crossed her mind that B’ig would already know this considering he had ‘laid’ a bunch of eggs already. “Lunya told me where babies come from!” She put her hands on her hips and stood proudly. “She said they come from eggs!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” B’ig was distraught. How could this happen to him? What had he ever done wrong to deserve this? “BABIES DON’T COME FROM EGGS!!” He cried. Some babies did but not the babies Babycorn was thinking of.

“Huhu? Of course they do.” Lunya couldn’t be wrong about this.

Butter nervously (more than usual) stood next to her and coughed, “Actually…Um, B’ig is right. Babies don’t come from eggs…”

Babycorn looked almost a little disappointed. She knew Butter wouldn't lie to her about anything. He must be telling the truth. “Are you sure…?” She asked. Because, then again, Lunya would never lie either. Would she? Then who was telling the truth?

“Pretty sure…” Pancake told her. “If it makes you feel better we thought babies came from eggs too! Cause Lunya told us!” In hindsight it was a pretty silly thought that they had believed in that at the time but Pancake could understand how someone could believe in it right away.

“It made sense to me.” Babycorn was confused, “Me and Cherry were born from eggs.”

“Oh, really?”

“HUh??”

“huh.”

“HUH?!” B’ig nearly dropped the crate full of eggs on the ground.

“What the FUCK?!”

There were a couple of distant steps, quickly getting louder and louder. Until Lunya ran into the room herself. “HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!”

Babycorn smiled, “Yeah! Did I never mention it?” When everyone shook her head at her, she tried to remember if she had ever actually said anything about it. It seemed like the answer was a resounding No. Babycorn gestured over to Cherrypit and he handed over the drawing that they had been working on in Lunya’s room.

“Look see?” Babycorn turned the drawing towards everyone for them to look at. It was just as it was before, a picture of Babycorn’s memory of when she found out she was going to be a big sister. There was her, her papa, her mama and the egg she was holding in her hands.

Babycorn pointed at the egg her mama was holding. “That’s Cherry! When he wasn’t born yet!” He had been a pretty big egg, or at least big when compared to Babycorn’s size at the time. “My mama also told me that I had looked just like him when I was small too! Cept’ my egg was more smaller.”

Pretty much everyone there was shocked at how nonchalantly Babycorn was describing all of this. Almost everyone.

“Ooooh! That’s cool!” Butter looked at the drawing and then to Babycorn, “Was it hard to hatch out of an egg?”

“I don’t remember!” Babycorn grinned.

Lunya stared right at her son that was three years younger than her. “You two couldn’t be a more perfect match if you tried…” She whispered under her breath. Truly it would be a struggle to find someone that would take all of Babycorn’s Babycorn-isms as carefree as Butter did.

Lunya couldn't wait to tell Sirius about this.

#ffxivwrite2023 #Babycorn #Cherrypit #Lunya #Butter #Pancake #Cinnamon #of couuuurse babies come from eggs it all makese sense #sorry to future lunya who must deal with babycorn making a terrible incubator #wondering if lunya has to sit on her eggs #it makes sense to her #need to state that babycorn doesnt know where babies come from but she does know what sex is #this is why i said babycorns belly button isnt real tehehehe #....if you ask which one of babycorns parents laid the egg i aint got a clear answer

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