The Hargreeves family as song titles
All of them:
All of them:
Diego: I want you to get rid of Luther but make it look like an accident
Five: say no more fam
Police: looks like the killer beat him to death with a croquet mallet and placed a banana peel by his feet
Diego: Fight me you ugly triangle
Diego: Would you kiss Dave for a million dollars?
Klaus: I guess? I don’t have that kind of money though:/
Luther: would it kill you to stop taking 40 minute showers?
Klaus: physically? no. emotionally? the toll would be catastrophic
Luther: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Five: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Diego: There wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Five: But i heard a siren.
Allison: That was klaus.
Klaus: I was WORRIED!
Would anyone like to write on twitter or Instagram?
*hugs klaus hargreeves* this is my emotional support bastard
Lena: Truth or dare?
Lena: Are you in love with me?
Lena: Kiss me!
Brandt, calling a meeting: I’m here to discuss appropriate behaviors in the workplace.
Benji, immediately: It wasn’t me.
Brandt: I know you weren’t the one eating the-
Brandt: What do you think I’ve called you here today for?
Benji: I dunno, what do YOU think you’re calling us here today for?
Brandt: I was going to tell off Ethan for eating bananas and oranges with the peels on. It’s horrible to watch and he’s scaring the new recruits.
Brandt: What did you do
Ethan: Wait… you guys eat them without the peels on?
Luther: so how u feelin g
Klaus: im 👾
Klaus: [reading a map] Christ, it sure is a barren featureless dessert out there, isn’t it?
Diego: Other side Klaus
Klaus: [turning map over] Oh.
Allison: Alrighty, I should go check on Luther
Diego: Im sure he’s handling whatever task you gave him perfectly fine
Allison & Diego: *burst into laughter*
Luther: You can’t just break the law.
Diego, breaking the law: haha bitches go brrr
reginald hargreeves be like “i know a place” and then sends you to the moon
Kara: You must be surprised to see me here
Lena: no, I already saw you sneaking up on me for the past hour
Kara: Hey I was very secretly!
Lena: Sure, darling
Right now Klaus is giving Five a box with a mug inside that says ‘Our Favorite Grandpa’ on it. Klaus is fully prepared to start running once Five opens the box.