MITSUHASHI AND ITOU IN TENKONA OML
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I know we like to think that Alpha Church can't aim because of all the fragmenting and everything and one of them has that part of him, but wouldn't it be funnier if like. Dr. Leonard Church himself just straight up couldn't aim and it just carried over to Alpha.
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Uhmmm excuse me prominent psychologist Dr H Harlow I think we have a problem in the monkey experiment, we can't put those baby monkeys in there right now. It's- it's the cloth mother and the wire mother. They. They're. The thing is, they're...well...
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Cubito plot idea I had the other day I do not have the energy to write any time soon: Husband swap. Due to Minecraft multiverse shenanigans, Mumza, goddess of death, and Tango’s wife, deity of Decked Out 2, accidentally grab the wrong blond-haired white boy and plop them unceremoniously in the wrong worlds. Cue Tango exploring Phil’s hardcore world and refining the redstone while Mumza has to stop Tango from dying constantly because he doesn’t quite grasp the finality of hardcore, versus Phil who has a hell of a time trying to get through Decked Out 2 and about has a mental breakdown when he dies only for him to be told by Mrs. Tango that Hermitcraft distinctly isn’t a hardcore server and that he’ll be fine
Oh holy smokes. Dude.
Hermitcraft is like, the very opposite of hardcore. Things have to be made Scar-safe but any time you die, either folks are entirely willing to help you out or you've got spares of everything on-hand, so death means almost nothing. And because they're all friends, there is a LOT of buddy behavior going on; it's not terribly uncommon for folks to start living in each other's walls, a stark contrast from the peace and solitude of singleplayer.
What might that mean for someone used to it being deprived, and- conversely- someone not used to it at all being thrown into the mix?
Neither of them are prepared.
(Mrs. T and Mumza will do their best, though.)
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After Miles tells Milo and Uncle 42 about what just happened, Milo is prepared to fight every spider person he sees. The moment he lays eyes on Gwen though, he thinks, "I could fix her" and Miles feels even more betrayed
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25sep2022
kkow!! ep5/chapters 88-89 - lord mitsuhashi turns into a damn waiter-sexyman cuz he fucked up again. dumbass.
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woke up to my ipod playing Komm Süsser Tod and my first thoughts where "SHINJI WAIT NO NO NO"
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sidemen putting dreams net worth at 7.9 mill just after he said he got a 1mill payout in one month from youtube adsense alone not even featured ads oh i fear he serves more cunt than they ever will
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Now that the poll is over I will confess that I voted for c!cabinet because I believe they have a lot more depth in canon than c!bee considering a lot of c!bee's depth is more implied than it is actually seen onscreen...... 💔 Srry
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Understandable.
I too would like to swing in the park all day instead of going to work
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