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sillysillygoofygoose · 6 months

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Thinking about turning a big, strong, stoic man into your lovesick, emotional baby...

His sculpted shoulders and back slump from a hard day's work as he's hunched over in his car, keeping the thought of his sweetheart in the forefront of his mind, only to keep him from losing it.

God, he loves you. So much.

The second he walks through the door, he's calling out your name. His weary eyes rest for a moment before snapping open upon hearing gentle your footsteps.

Bending down, he wraps his arms around you, squeezing you against him and tucking his face into your neck. He takes a deep breath, inhaling your scent, exhaling everything causing him stress.

"Missed you so much. God, baby, I really missed you."

He authenticates his whispers by stroking your head and leaving spontaneous kisses on your forehead and cheeks.

"I missed you too, honey. Long day, huh?"

The sound of your voice results in a tighter grip around your waist as he sighs, drinking you in.

"Mmm... can we lay down?"

Mumbles tickle your skin, causing you to giggle and nod. He crouches down to the height of your abdomen, cupping the skin of your thighs, lifting you onto his hip.

Burrowing himself into the corner of your sectional couch, he grabs onto your hips, pulling you into him like he would wither away without you.

"That looks so uncomfortable baby, let me help you out, okay? Just relax for me."

His anxieties visibly melt away at your words, prominent crows feet and worry lines softening ever so slightly at the soothing touch of your gentle hands freeing him from his white button down. One by one.

Slow circles are massaged into his fleshy but firm chest, the beating of his heart slows while his breath hitches. His large hands hold onto you, right hand innocently resting on your ass, left snaked around your back, holding you right under your bust.

"So tense... that's no good. I've got you. Aw, my big, pretty baby."

He lets go of the tension buried deep in his neck, forehead connecting with your shoulder. You rake your hands through his hair, nails lightly scritching at his scalp. He angles his heavy head up to rest on your chest, staring up at his angel. You look down, smiling at the pink tint on his cheeks. One hand circling around his strong shoulders, you cradle him like a baby.

Your fingertips trace over his sharp features, leaving kisses in their wake. His skin is burning hot under your lips. You rest your head atop his, basking in the warm love shared between you two. Suddenly, you hear a quiet sniffle.

"Oh baby, are you crying? What - what's wrong?"

The gentleness and understanding in the voice he adores only causes more salty tears to bubble up in his deep eyes. There's no judgment, only worry. He buries his face deeper into your chest, embarrassed to be so affected by your small gestures of love.

He huffs out, nipping playfully at your collarbone.

"Just... I just love you a lot, is all. You're so... I can't explain how you make me feel, baby. But I feel it so strongly. So, so strongly."

He looks up, kissing your cheek, strong palm holding your face close to his. You smile, letting him hold his cheek to yours, peaceful silence once again consuming the atmosphere.

"Okay, I'm done. Let me love you now. Enough of this sappy shit."

His boyish smile almost outshines his misty eyes as you finish wiping the remaining tears staining his face before he flips you over, capturing your lips in a deep, passionate kiss.

He just loves you so much.

Miguel O'hara and Toji Fushiguro ♡

I'm sorry if you feel like this is a mischaracterization... I just love the idea of big ol' emotional men 🤭 a strong man who is only sensitive in front of his woman is a man I want. Let me baby you, Mr. Macho 😭😭

Hope you enjoyed! Xoxo

#age difference #size difference #miguel o'hara #miguel x reader #miguel spiderverse #atsv miguel #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #toji x reader #toji zenin #jjk x reader #sub miguel o'hara #sub toji

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ihni · 5 months

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Billy has learned to make himself seem like a manly-man. It's mostly been for survival, because Neil complained less when he was acting all macho, but he's grown into it. Wears it like armor.

So naturally, he refuses to use chapstick. Lip balm. Whatever. Because that's for girls, not boys. Not men, like Billy.

The thing is, though, that winter in Hawkins, Indiana is ... cold. Cold as fuck. And Billy's lips get chapped. Like, the hurty-flakey kinda chapped. He's pissed about it, too, because no one's gonna wanna kiss him with lips like that (and he's made it this far partly by being desirable).

Most importantly, Steve's not gonna wanna kiss him.

Steve's lips are always soft, and pink. Even in the bitter cold. But then again, Steve uses chapstick. He's shameless about it, too, doesn't hesitate to bring it out and reapply it even when there's other people around who can see. He even smacks his lips a little, after, and then smiles widely as if to test the softness of his lips.

If Billy smiled like that, his lips would crack and bleed.

Steve thinks he's being silly. "Come on," he says, "it's chapstick. It's not gonna kill you."

"It might," Billy murmurs and thinks of what would happen if Neil saw him put it on. Louder, he says (because the kids are close by, and they don't know about him and Steve yet), "Give it up, Harrington, I'm not a pussy. I can stand a little cold."

And it's not a lie. He can. He just wishes he didn't have to.

Steve smiles knowingly (and widely), and waits until the kids are otherwise occupied. Then he reapplies his chapstick again, and then pulls Billy around a corner and kisses him, right on the mouth. Chapped lips and all.

It's not until Steve backs away and smacks his lips, that Billy realizes that a) he'd closed his eyes and b) there is now chapstick on his lips, too. And it doesn't feel all that bad. Feels pretty good, actually.

He looks at Steve. "You sneaky bitch."

Steve just smiles and backs back out in sight of the kids. "Hey, if the mountain won't come to Muhammad" ... He throws something at Billy, who catches it out of instinct.

It's chapstick. Of course.

When Billy looks up, Steve wags his eyebrows and makes a kissy face, a challenging glint in his eyes. "If you don't like it, you can always give it back."

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #ihni writes

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female-malice · 1 year

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Women have long surpassed men in the arena of environmental action; across age groups and countries, females tend to live a more eco-friendly lifestyle. Compared to men, women litter less, recycle more, and leave a smaller carbon footprint. Some researchers have suggested that personality differences, such as women’s prioritization of altruism, may help to explain this gender gap in green behavior.

Our own research suggests an additional possibility: men may shun eco-friendly behavior because of what it conveys about their masculinity. It’s not that men don’t care about the environment. But they also tend to want to feel macho, and they worry that eco-friendly behaviors might brand them as feminine.

The research, conducted with three other colleagues, consisted of seven experiments involving more than 2,000 American and Chinese participants. We showed that there is a psychological link between eco-friendliness and perceptions of femininity. Due to this “green-feminine stereotype,” both men and women judged eco-friendly products, behaviors, and consumers as more feminine than their non-green counterparts. In one experiment, participants of both sexes described an individual who brought a reusable canvas bag to the grocery store as more feminine than someone who used a plastic bag—regardless of whether the shopper was a male or female. In another experiment, participants perceived themselves to be more feminine after recalling a time when they did something good versus bad for the environment.

Men may eschew green products and behaviors to avoid feeling feminine. In one study, we threatened the masculinity of male participants by showing them a pink gift card with a floral design and asking them to imagine using the card to purchase three products (lamp, backpack, and batteries). Compared to men shown a standard gift card, threatened men were more likely to choose the non-green rather than green version of each item. The idea that emasculated men try to reassert their masculinity through non-environmentally-friendly choices suggests that in addition to littering, wasting water, or using too much electricity, one could harm the environment merely by making men feel feminine.

Ironically, although men are often considered to be less sensitive than women, they seem to be particularly sensitive when it comes to perceptions of their gender identity. In fact, a previous study suggests that men find it to be more difficult than women to choose between masculine and feminine versions of everyday food and household items and will usually change their preferences to be more manly when allowed time to think about their decisions. Something as simple as holding a purse, ordering a colorful drink, or talking in a high voice can lead to social harm, so men tend to keep a sharp eye out for any of these potential snares.

So what can pro-environmental marketers do to buffer against the threat posed to men by the green-feminine stereotype? First, eco-friendly marketing messages and materials can be designed to affirm men’s masculinity and give them the confidence to overcome their fear of being judged as feminine when engaging in green behaviors. For example, in one experiment, men who received feedback affirming their masculinity were more interested in purchasing an eco-friendly version of a cleaning product. Men who feel secure in their manhood are more comfortable going green.

Second, green products and organizations can be marketed as more “Men”-vironmentally-friendly, with more masculine fonts, colors, words, and images used in the branding. To illustrate, men in one experiment were more likely to donate to a green non-profit with a masculine logo (black and dark blue colors featuring a howling wolf, with the name “Wilderness Rangers” in a bold font) than one with a traditional logo (green and light tan colors featuring a tree, with the name “Friends of Nature” in a frilly font). And in a field study conducted at a BMW dealership in China, male customers were more interested in a hybrid vehicle after viewing a print ad featuring a masculine term in the model’s description than when viewing the traditional print ad.

Together, these findings highlight how the green-feminine stereotype inhibits men from taking eco-friendly actions, and suggest that masculine affirmation and masculine branding may be effective in narrowing the gender gap in environmentalism. Make the man feel manly, and he’s more likely to go green.

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MEN ARE IDIOTS. MEN ARE IDIOTS. MEN ARE IDIOTS.

THE COLOR GREEN IS NOW "TOO FEMININE" FOR MEN APPARENTLY.

FUCK THIS. FUCK YOUR 33 SPORTS CARS. FUCK YOU.

ANDREW TATE SMALL DICK ENERGY @ GET A LIFE DOT COM

WE DON'T NEED TO AFFIRM THE MASCULINITY OF THESE DEFICIENT HYPERSENSITIVE INSECURE BETA MOIDS. WE NEED TO PUBLICLY SHAME THEM. THAT'S THE LANGUAGE THEY SPEAK. THAT'S THE LANGUAGE THEY'LL RESPOND TO.

#cc

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variksel · 9 months

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*henry oak voice* guys check this out ... this ken is excited to see the barbie movie with his best buds !

darryl: oh! i think grant told me about this.. thats great henry, this ken is.. excited too

ron: yeah this barbie will get a bucket full of butter with popcorn.

darryl: ron i think youre supposed to call yourself a ken .. you know, because youre a man..?

ron: no, i am like barbie. she has a very good business plan and she is making good money right now! and because i am a business man, and so is barbie, i feel like i am definitely a barbie.

henry: darryl, dont be so close-minded! if ron feels that he relates more to a female character, then he relates more to a female character. you know, its a shame that men arent allowed to really like a female character without finding her attractive. the patriarchical society we live in limits us so that we cant really truly see women as people and we have to always aspire to be the macho, strong men on screen and -

glenn: guys check it out i got pink molly for the movie

#awful post one of my worst #very late #im very confident in my henry and glenn and darryl dialogue writing but ron is just a bit of an enigma to me #dndads #dungeons and daddies #shitpost #dungeons and daddies odyssey #dndads s1 #henry oak #glenn close #darryl wilson #ron stampler #barbie #barbenheimer #dnd #dungeons and dragons

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0alanasworld0 · 9 months

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Our Allens <3

How would our boys react to the Barbie Movie?

Warnings: none

♡ Yassine ♡

I imagine that out of the two of you he’d be the first to see the trailer when it comes out.

Like minutes into its release, already in his Youtube recommended

He was well beyond the age of acting like he was too cool for it

It looked fun and right up your alley

You’re busy with work and he doesn’t close your laptop but he holds his phone over it so you can watch

You’re not too happy with the interruption but he just seems so excited, practically buzzing so you take the phone.

2 minutes and 42 seconds later, you’re up on your feet and buzzing with him

He’s quick to sift through your shared closet for things to wear (before everyone else decided to do it)

He’s got some pink dress shirts so he thinks he’ll be fine but you on the other hand

He’s not impressed by the lack of variety

There’s months before the film comes out but no, you need to be prepared and NOW

Practically dragging you to the mall to look for stuff because there is NO WAY you’re going to this film underdressed

He picks a hot pink skirt and white top that he thinks you would look cute in

He’s got surprisingly good taste, let's just say that and before you even open your purse, he’s paid for it.

As the release date gets closer and closer and more trailers come out, he has a new and even more brilliant idea

All black

“If you wanted to go to Oppenheimer instead, you could have said!”

He gasps in offence and pulls out the screen-cap that inspired him

“... also what is Oppenheimer exactly?”

“Yassine, I can’t wear a damn tiara!” “Why not?”

You end up having to wear the tiara

You spend about half an hour taking photos in the Barbie box before doing anything

He doesn’t post anything because he never posts anything but you certainly do and it gets reposted onto the Sevilla instagram because it’s just too darn cute

He cries at the Billie Eilish bit but gets over it quickly so you can jam to the Ice Spice remix together

“I promise you that I’m more of an Allen than a Ken, Angel. I would never believe in patriarchy! And I hate horses!” “...” “Okay I don’t hate horses but you get the idea!”

“So do you want to watch oppenheimer?” “Angel, I still don’t know what that is if I’m being completely honest.”

He thought that Barbenheimer was just a cool reference to how well the film was gonna do

“Why is it such a big deal that they come out at the same time? Mamma Mia and the Dark Knight also came out at the same time and no one said anything about that!”

You do end up watching for the sake of it but he’s not feeling it at all.

“Do you think that Cilian Murphy is more attractive than me?” “He could never.”

He’s quite pleased with that answer and he gets all blushy

He ends up dragging you to the next screen to watch barbie again right after for a ‘palette cleanser’

♡ Abde ♡

You’re definitely the one to push it in this instance

He’s young, like really young, so there is a little bit of an obsession with that macho image

Much less of it since he managed to win you over by letting it go but its still kinda there

Even with that, he may have read a couple of unflattering reviews (obviously from men) so he’s not got the best impression

It doesn’t take you long to convince him at all because the the way your eyes lit up is enough

He loves the idea of you dressing up all cute for it, happily help you pick an outfit but when you bring up the idea of HIM matching you, he’s not so keen

“Come on! What's wrong with a bit of pink? Most designer men’s clothes have a little bit of it!” “Yeah but that's different!” “Sure (!)”

You do manage to get his approval of one pink shirt but he’s a little bit sulky the whole way home and you give him the silent treatment for it

He respects your space but he ends up whining to his brother about it which feels like the biggest mistake when his mum overhears it; more of a blessing in disguise to be honest

“That girl puts up with so much of your nonsense and you can’t even put on a pink shirt for her Barbie thing without adding on even more nonsense? Ya Allah, forgive me I’ve raised a wannabe macho idiot for a son!”

His dad ends up overhearing as well and gets to a stern explanation

“In what world is pink girly? It’s a fucking colour, son. Any ‘man’ that associated a colour with being a girl is a west-washed little boy, you wear little necklaces and get an eyebrow slit but you draw the line at pink? I raised you better than that.”

His brother ends up chiming in too.

“Yeah man, it's a little scummy. It’s a pink shirt and two hours of your time, she used to wear that ugly yellow kit happily to matches AND she watches you play video games for way longer than that, and at least a movie might be more entertaining…”

At first he doesn’t really want to believe anything that they’ve said but he spends the evening pondering over it, only feeling more and more guilty and time passes by

“I’ll just watch it with my friends, it's fine!” but you’re obviously disappointed, he can see it written on your face and you don’t give him time to say anything as you walk away

He spends a good hour going back and forth with you about that, eventually just wrapping you up tight in his arms and apologising over and over again

“Pleeeeeeeeeeaaase take me! It’ll be fun, I swear! I’m a fun guy, am I not?” “You’ve changed your tune.”

“My parents didn’t raise a west-washed little boy, did they?” you don’t know what that means but you can’t really ask with your face pressed up against his neck.

“Should I grow out the eyebrow slit?”

You find the strength to pull away from him with that suggestion, “YES!”

To add to the apology, he lets you do his nails but refuses to let you push at his cuticles

Not that you need to do that anyway because his nails are beautifully shaped and you LOVED being able to paint them

He does indeed make it a fun experience when you go out for it and you get some really cute photos together

He spends a while getting photos of you in the booth on your own because you looked so damn adorable

During the film, he keeps pointing out the outfits he thinks would look good on you… so basically everything.

He’s intrigued by the giant fur coat but you immediately put a stop to that

“But look! it's so-” “Ugly! Looks like a freshly killed polar bear rug!”

By the end of the movie, you're both in tears and he gives you the biggest hug he can manage when you leave the theatre.

Its a genuine eye-opener for him

“I’m such a Ken, anjo!”

It's his awakening: he didn’t really like acting all hard and cool anyway and now he had a better understanding of just how dumb that mentality was.

Constantly talking about “boyfriend-girlfriend” things

You didn’t mind but you wished he would stop referring to it as that because you wanted him in all his glory and you didn’t need to be laughing in the middle of it.

♡ Hakim ♡

Its a cute little moment where you swap phones to show each other the trailers

He’s definitely more intrigued by Oppenheimer but he’s happy to watch barbie with you

Of course, so long as you watch Oppenheimer with him

Like Yassine, well beyond acting too cool for a movie and the colour pink

Your outfits match and are a mix of pink and black so you can really get into the spirit of the occasion

You match clothes quite often but it still makes him smile when you get excited and scan over the outfits

He honestly just liked doing stuff with you and vice versa

He’s not really bothered by what anyone thinks of him anymore

You watch Oppenheimer first and he can’t help but point out the things he told you about when he explained the movie to you

He has some of his own critiques and gripes too

He’s not impressed when he sees the American flag nor is he happy with the nudity but he’s okay with the film, overall.

Surprisingly enough, he was actually quite excited for barbie.

You had explained every little detail from the trailers and the underlying themes and easter eggs and he supposed that at least 1 live adaptation was ready to be faithful

You’re the more energetic watcher while he’s just extremely focused

Like his eyes don’t leave the screen once, he looks to be in deep thought

Although there is some palpable shock when Barbie is called a fascist

You’re worried when he hasn’t said anything by the end of the film, fearing that he was gonna be one of those

“Men really suck, huh?”

Big relief and you agree with a laugh

You spend ages talking about the little intricacies in the movies and the deeper messages, from when you get back into the car and well into the evening

He does post a little thing on his story: a blurry photo of the two of you

His brothers do tease him a little bit but they’d all watched it with their partners too and they were all in agreement: it was fantastic

They acted cool and stoic critics about it on the outside but the excitement on the inside was still evident

You pointed out one of the dresses from the movie that you loved, thinking he wasn’t paying attention but alas

He goes above and beyond to find a replica and eventually just settles on a tailor to make you a custom one

He has your measurements because he’s bought plenty of custom pieces for you already and he wouldn’t stand for anything less than perfection

If he was picky for himself, imagine how h would be for the love of his life

He gets a little slap-happy with it and ends up ordering like 4 custom outfits for you instead of one

He wondered about whether he should save them for special occasions but he concluded that he just couldn’t wait

I imagine you coming back from a long day at work and the outfits are laid out, in their garment bags

You assume that he maybe got himself some new jackets or something because that's pretty common for him

When you unzip the bags and obviously you’re surprised

“Do you like them?” “I mean yeah but… what?”

He can’t wait for you to process anything and he’s hurrying you to try it all on

Obviously you look absolutely stunning and the way he’s looking at you has you all nervous: partly because he always just looked at you like you hung the moon and stars but also you were slightly concerned that he was seconds away from tearing it off you

“Oh god, you’re such a barbie…” he knows exactly how big of a compliment that is, your beloved allen

♡ Nayef ♡

He definitely isn’t at Yassine and Hakim’s point where image isn’t that big of a deal but he’s an absolute sweetheart

Genuinely so positive and joyful, in that sense there’s a unique maturity about him

You call him over to watch the trailer with you and he doesn’t really understand but matches your excitement when you point out the little details

I feel like he would be doing a lot of his own research too, those youtube videos of people analysing the trailer frame-by-frame become his new obsession

I imagine he’d be getting into a lot of arguments on his burner twitter account with the bitter men trying to tear it down

He doesn’t care at all, he’s going to see barbie with you the first chance he gets and he’s going to find a matching outfit somewhere

You assumed he’d just find a pink shirt but no, he spends ages sifting through the internet for a ken inspired outfit that he could replicate and a barbie outfit for you, pink would not suffice on its own, you were gonna go all out with some proper references

He’s definitely the most Allen-esque of the boys, that's for sure

Proudly posts a photo of the pair of you on his story and your matching outfits with the reference on the side

He does get a lot of praise online for it for being so “brave” but he sees it as the bare minimum and doesn’t quite understand why it's such a big deal

Somehow he’s more excited than you at the theatre

And he somehow knows even more finer details than you as well, it’s kind of jarring

He LOVES the music and knows all the lyrics because he’s been listening to the album non-stop

He is in tears from America Ferrara’s beautiful speech

Constantly looking over at you like you’re a champions league trophy

The switch from emotional billie eilish to the upbeat ice spice remix is a bit of a shock but he just goes with it because at the end of the day, he’s having the time of his life with the movie

“You know I would love you no matter what, right?”

“Like you ARE extraordinary and perfect in every way but even if in some bizarro universe where you weren’t, I bet I would still be obsessed with you.”

And you fully believe him because he would drop anything and everything for you, no doubts in your mind whatsoever

I feel like he’d be so cheesy when you leave the theatre, like he’s carrying you to the car bridal style

He would also refer to the deed as “boyfriend-girlfriend stuff” for months

He would be dragged to Oppenheimer with his friends but he comes back home too you and he looks far from impressed

“Well it certainly wasn’t Barbie, I know that much!”

not my usual style but i just thought headcannons would be a better format since i got requests for all of them! i hope u enjoy, lovelies <3

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 7 months

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Omg I got an Idea, Can I have some headcanons for a human! reader criticizing patriarchy! ken's ways and how their kind of fucked up? (Also I need them explaining that they're basically saying house house in the Mojo Dojo Casa House name lol,)

- Kneecaps anon

Ghgjjd okay so I know Sasha and Gloria already informed him of that in the movie, but this prompt was funny to me

.....

At first you were reluctant to follow this random guy named Ken to "Barbieland" after he asked you a billion questions about horses and patriarchy.

He insisted on showing you how the Kens were treated, convinced that once you understood everything you'll sympathize with them more.

In the end, you went with him out of genuine curiosity, finding out that this supposedly imaginary pink utopia was, in fact, not-so-imaginary as you transverse the different landscapes together.

Although at one point you had to man the 2D speedboat as he got seasick.

When you both arrive, Ken goes on to tell everybody what he learned while you get lost exploring Barbieland.

You didn't think he'd take your jokes about the patriarchal structure of human society seriously..

But he clings to them as facts and radically transforms the doll world, and within hours it becomes Kendom Land.

You don't know how it all happened so fast, though you got irritated quickly over what he's done to the place you were just starting to admire.

Especially when he takes on a macho persona and dons that silly fur coat, before stealing Barbie's dreamhouse and reintroducing it to you as his "Mojo Dojo Casa House".

Something about that definitely irked you.

"You know "casa" is just Spanish for house, right?"

"Yeah, duh." He rolls his eyes.

"But you're already saying "house" anyways."

"...and your point?"

"My point is that you're pretty much saying "mojo dojo house house"."

"No I'm not. Because it's Mojo Dojo Casa House." He pouts, before asking a nearby Barbie to "brewski beer" him (to which you tell her "do NOT" and shoo her away).

You quickly remember you're arguing with a children's toy....so he was definitely going to be stubborn like a child and you'll just have to put up with it for now.

Ken couldn't brainwash a human, although he's still gonna argue with you and have petty temper tantrums whenever you keep criticizing the way he's running things.

"I'm just saying, this is NOT how men act in Century City at all.." You try explaining as he pouts, sorting through his western and denim outfits. "You just took whatever ideals you liked about them, dialed them up to 11, and forced them onto everyone here."

"Forced?? Take a look around, [y/n]--the Kens are happy! We embraced those ideals because we never got to have ANY of these cool things under the Barbies! If not for the multitude of...limitations in the Real World, I could've been the next president of California-"

"Don't you mean United States?"

"...no, I mean your country of California."

"......you seriously think California is a country? It's a state."

He does a double-take. "It is...? I thought Los Angeles was the state.."

'Oh for crying out-'

You realize the dolls had seriously misconstrued ideas about the Real World if they got the basic geography of it wrong.

But you're not gonna sit here and school him on everything. That wasn't your job and you do have your own life to get back to, anyways.

So you just...leave Kendom in the reverse order you arrived.

You'll let him live out his fantasy, but didn't want any part of it.

Especially upon seeing a group of construction worker Kens building a brick wall up and not sideways.

#clanask #kneecaps anon #barbie x reader #barbie movie x reader #barbie ken x reader #ken x reader #ken carson x reader #ryan gosling ken #ryan gosling ken x reader #headcanons #platonic

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racefortheironthrone · 10 months

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Why do you think Renly despises Brienne?

Are you asking why I think that or why he despises Brienne?

To answer the first version, it's right there in the text:

The younger man started for the door. But there he turned back. "Renly thought she was absurd. A woman dressed in man's mail, pretending to be a knight." "If he'd ever seen her in pink satin and Myrish lace, he would not have complained." "I asked him why he kept her close, if he thought her so grotesque. He said that all his other knights wanted things of him, castles or honors or riches, but all that Brienne wanted was to die for him." (ASOS, Jaime VIII)

Renly made use of Brienne because she came on the cheap, but he didn't respect her and you can see him in ACOK toying with her emotions like a cat with a mouse, because he was observant enough to realize that she was in love with him and cruel enough not to let her down easy.

But as to the second version of the question...here I think the difficulty comes in the difference between show Renly and book Renly. Show Renly dislikes Robert's macho culture of warfare, tournaments, and hunting; he's a recognizably modern gay man who leans a bit more fem than butch.

Book Renly has no problems performing traditional Westerosi masculinity: he's a "young Robert" before the booze and feasting covered his maiden's-fantasy-muscles with fat, he's a prominent tourney knight (although Stannis notes that he's better at performing the role of the tourney knight than actually winning the tourneys), he's charismatic but unintellectual ("Lord Renly always said that books were for maesters."). In modern parlance, we'd call him a "masc for masc" gay guy.

So it's not surprising that that kind of man would believe in Westerosi gender norms, because except for the fact that he sleeps with men (which isn't generally considered a problem as long as one is discreet and manages to father an heir), he's a very conventional Westerosi nobleman.

#asoiaf #asoiaf meta #renly baratheon #brienne of tarth

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men-of-colors · 5 months

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Timebomb💥

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bylertruther · 1 year

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could u elaborate about your anger against buff will byers? genuine question, i dont mean to be rude! have a great day denise <3

mobile + sleep deprived so this is going to be All Over The Place but i'll list some thoughts in bullet points:

my anger isn't towards will being buff, my anger is over the fact that fandom has used noah schnapp's body type as a reason to mischaracterize will into someone that he isn't

finn has long hair and he's very skinny so he gets feminized by fandom a lot which bleeds into how fandom interacts with the character that he plays despite mike not having majority/majorly feminine traits

meanwhile noah grows up, goes through puberty, and gains a bit of muscle and suddenly will (in fandom's eyes) goes from being a sensitive, shy, sassy, and sweet kid to this macho guy that is super confident, super physically strong and athletic, and doesn't need to be saved or helped by anyone, and that literally sweeps people off their feet etc. like i'm sorry to tell you this but will is a damsel in distress lol. a HUUUUUUGE part of his character is that he was clocked way way way early as a young kid for being gay and that's why he got bullied. kids make fun of his clothes, they laugh at him, his father calls him slurs, teenagers and adults alike talk about him and his sexuality in a derogatory fashion, he gets called artistic and sensitive which in that era is the nice way of saying gay, etc etc. like. will turns into a scared hamster, he has the freeze response, he fights for his life but ultimately needs to accept help from others to save him, its about loving and being loved and allowing them to save you because there's nothing wrong with needing help, etc etc. like. will is canonically more effeminate than mike and yet bc finn is skinny with long hair and noah is bigger now people flip it around and that's just not who those characters are lol. they're CHARACTERS they're not finn and noah... and even then, noahs the one always wearing pink and wearing purses and who gets his (everything, really, but specifically) his sexuality picked the fuck apart bc of the way that he acts and so on and so forth. but, what...? he gets a couple of muscles and suddenly will is some macho hypermasc dude? why, because only skinny men can be seen as effeminate and sweet and sensitive and so on? since when is a body type a personality. its just so transparent that it's playing into the tiny subby girlboy x big buff hypermasc dom boy mlm stereotype and i Hate it.

another thing is that mike is always the one putting in the physical work, he jumps in without complaining, he helps carry people, he Knows How To Do Things etc etc while will is always the one off to the side letting everyone else work and when he Does do work it's the absolute bare minimum doing the easy part while sobbing and sighing and so on but... wait, noah has muscles so NAHHHH lets reverse it actually and make will the strong one and mike the weakling? why lol. what reason is there for this shift that came ONLY after noah's body changed.

mike is the knight in shining armor, he's the one that saves the damsel, he's the one that comes up with the plan and sees it through, he's the one trying his best even if he isn't always strong enough, he's the one protecting will with his body, he's the one hauling him up and moving him around, he's the one throwing hands IMMEDIATELY and throwing himself into the mix without hesitation, etc etc etc, meanwhile will is literally physically clinging to him, cowering behind him, looking to him to save him, and hyperventilating screaming crying whenever there's danger, and yet.... again..... after noah became no longer scrawny.... suddenly the roles in fanon got switched around? will literally draws mike as the guy standing in front of him, his knight in shining armor that he says has saved him in so many ways... and yet fandom wants to disregard that? just bc finn is skinny doesn't mean that mike isn't who he is. it doesn't mean that mike isn't capable and that he isn't the hero here. They Are Literally Characters they are not real they are not finn and noah they are CHARACTERS

they cast someone that was two years younger than everyone else with the babiest of babie faces for will because they wanted him to look a certain way and then when noah grew up they said they could either hide it or lean into it and guess what they did. they tried to hide it lmao. they put him in long sleeve shirts and baggy clothes (which laughably just made him look bigger lmao) and even asked noah to speak in a higher pitch. because guess what!!! noah is already not a Hypermasc Bodybuilder Worlds Strongest Man kind of guy, but will especially is NOT that. so why act like he is? will is Supposed to be the cute runt he represents so many things and included in that is innocence. everyone wants and has to protect him bc even though he's strong he still needs help. he cannot do this alone. the imagery of him being a speck compared to the mind flayer, a speck in the big big quarry, smaller than the rest of the party so much that he could literally disappear behind them, etc etc are all intentional.

like it just upsets me that noah gaining some muscle and growing taller made everyone turn will into someone that he isn't... there is nothing wrong with him being the way that he is and your body type does not change your entire fucking personality or life history....

(and you weren't being rude, you were just asking a question so don't even worry abt it!)

#also i think if they chose to hide his 'buffness' then that means they don't see him that way and as such buff will does not exist #but that's clearly just me that thinks that lmao #everything i read has people describing will like he could lift mike with his pinky #and it's like . noah looks like a regular guy. who the fuck are you picturing rn for will bc ....#lmao like. i just. i do not like it!#asks

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soullessjack · 7 months

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okay word garbage vomit post bc I’m watching a movie rn but something something tfw2.0 as an inherently queer coded family dynamic via having three dads who are all (in their own way) nurturing one of whom literally cooks and bakes and wears an apron and is submissive and wore pink panties once and was already basically a mother figure to his brother. Fathers/men being nurturing and taking on traditionally motherly/feminine traits in a family something something almost every babyjack au thing I’ve seen retroactively perpetuates traditional nuclear family roles via takes like “sam is the mom of the group,” cas so frequently being equated with other women or portrayed as effeminate vs dean being a masculine macho meat man. Jack being canonically non-binary masc-presenting but always portrayed as gnc or exclusively feminine.. all of tfw2.0 being traditionally masculine expressing boy guys and gay men but constantly ascribed to femininity in some way of another bc nobody really understands masculinity as a queer concept and uhhhhh I’m um. does this make sense im not really trying to make it coherent

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cock-holliday · 5 months

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also fwiw the quote anon takes is from this post, and is me quoting myself spiraling about gender performance and identity.

"all gender IS a parody" no, all gender is performance. Which is what I was struggling to recognize. When you are assigned a label, and transition to another, looking back on your AGAB makes for complicated feelings.

A limited understanding is this: when you are assigned male at birth, dressing in drag means dressing like a woman. So if you transition to being a woman, if you did drag, what would it be? Dressing as a man or dressing as a woman?

The answer, really, is either--as men have been drag kings and women have been drag queens too. But that includes acknowledging complicated history and complicated views of gender, especially performance of gender. A concept I was not ready to grapple with at the time.

But messier still, before I knew I was trans I sometimes overperfomed my AGAB to fit in. It felt like drag. When I came out as trans, I overperformed my chosen gender to pass. Then when I became cis-passing, suddenly that felt a bit fake to me too. I realized I wasn't a binary trans person, and my gender was fluid, but how did it look to others?

When will my performance of gender be seen as drag? When will it be seen as passing vs being visibly trans? How much parody is required of gender to be considered drag?

Once you ask these questions you realize that everyone is performing gender. Macho men trying to be tough. Women pressured by makeup industries. Cis people perform too. But what did that mean for me? What parts of myself did I need to shelve to be seen as the gender I wanted? Can I live openly as something other than man or woman only?

In one direction, I cannot pass as a woman without makeup because my stubble is too dark even when I shave as close as I can. Because facial hair is assumed to not be what women look like. Even though cis women also grow facial hair. But then I don't like makeup. I'm not feminine. Do I stifle my frustration with makeup or do I I wing it bare faced or do I dare not shave at all?

The assumption that the presence of a beard makes you not a woman is an issue with people's perception of women, not with the category altogether. Intersex women can grow beards. Cis women on T can grow beards. Butches can have beards. The cisest women ever still get mustaches and chin hairs.

The solution is not to do away with "women" as a category, it is to say that these things do not prevent someone from being a woman. The societal definition of women should not exclude those with facial hair. (or many other things)

Pink used to be for boys and blue was for girls. So many "girl" names were wildly popular with boys. In many cultures, long hair does not mean feminine. In many cultures, clothing akin to a skirt is either not gendered or mainly for men. So many factors influence gender and our perceptions of the success and failure to adhere to those roles.

There isn't even a problem with people liking stereotypical things, necessarily, the issue is in supporting hierarchies, reinforcing negative perceptions of a gender, and bolstering the people who seek to capitalize off of the fabricated value differences of genders.

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Rústico and Wildo

It was nearly midnight when I arrived at the fields of Matanzas. The mission was simple, to capture those rugged males who carve the earth with their sweat, in search of untamed authenticity for my next erotic exhibition.

The camera and I were looking for that human warmth, the virile essence of the peasants when I saw him, a Cuban macho, half bear and half bull, about 50 years very well placed. A brute with a fat body and muscles forged by the fieldwork, finished his day. I proposed a photo session and, to my surprise, he agreed with a mischievous smile. At night, among the rural sounds of the corral, I found him ready for the session.

He was ready in his dirtiest attire for the occasion, a museum of his habits; gray pants ripped in what seemed to be a deliberate act, revealing that hairy and liberated 'pinga'. An intense pink t-shirt, opened at strategic points to exhibit those shaved nipples and those hairy tits whose stimulation were the prelude of his wildest cumshots. His woolen hat and black sneakers completed the picture of unprecedented eroticism.

Generously he offered his most obscene pose, still exuding the fragrance of the earth's honesty. He sat with his legs spread, displaying his black cock, charged with veins and crowned by a fat and heavy glans, let out pink flashes making a contrast with the t-shirt, as if both agreed to seduce me. The retracted foreskin, revealed more than usual morals would allow, invited to a game of discovery and pleasure instead of just a photo session.

I bit my lip, focused and clicked. For a moment, the camera and I became devotees of that peasant idol.

When the session ended, there was nothing left but to thank the twilight for the curtain it gifted us, and the farmer, lord of my most errant fantasies, for the story that through my lens, his dick told.

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Space Channel 5 Gyun Gyun Book p. 103-110. (Translations by myself and @lavoszero. Edit by myself.)

The profile pages for the Earthlings.

Edit: 6/10/2022. made a small change to the Space Pirate (Male)’s profile.

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p. 103

Earthlings Good common folk that were forced to dance by the Morolians. Workers can be found at their respected workplaces while people like women, men, and boys can be found at various places.

NO.005 Spaceport Worker (Barry Plebio) Working men of steel that ensure the smooth landings and departures at Spaceport 9! They’re tough and reliable, just watching them work will give you goosebumps from their coolness! One had the honor (?) of being the first dance victim of the mysterious aliens.

Meeting Place Report 1: Control Tower - Act. 1 Luggage Room - Act. 1

NO.006 Spaceport Worker (Macho) (“Sports” Logan) Herculean men that ensure the smooth landings and departures at Spaceport 9. During breaks, they like to sing while performing light step dances. Jovial fellows. They all have pristine teeth that shine brightly when they smile.

Meeting Place Report 1: Control Tower - Act. 1 Luggage Room - Act. 1

NO.007 Spaceport Worker (Tall) ("Stretch" Kajooie) These men are responsible for the smooth operation of (spaceship) landings and departures at Spaceport 9. They're all player from the Space Basketball League and are all quite famous because of that. Many tourists cause trouble trying to take pictures of them while they work.

Meeting Place Report 1: Control Tower - Act. 1 Luggage Room - Act. 1

NO.008 Space Waitress (Jodie Bundt) A stunning waitress who works at the Luxury Spacecraft G’s dining hall. Her service, and risqué outfit, are popular with customers of all genders. Getting the job required passing a brutally competitive examination.

Meeting Place Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1

NO.009 Guide Lady (Brenda Boggs) She’s like the oasis of Spaceport for passengers lost in the gigantic facility. Her job is to assist them with a kind word and a gentle smile. The young Guide Lady is a lovely person but be careful, she’s known for having a high rate of misdirecting people.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 1

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NO.010 Boarding Crew Women who work at the spaceship’s check-in counter. Secretly, they look forward to finding out the gap between what approaching passengers’ ages are based on their appearances and the actual number listed on their space passports.

Meeting Place Report 1: Floor 2F - Act 2

NO.011 Pilot (Lex Banana, Esq.) A galactic ace pilot tasked with operating spaceships for the Galaxy Line. He hopes that his stiff way of speaking and aura that were ingrained into him during his rigorous training days are softened by his pink uniform. He still has a habit of saluting.

Meeting Place Report 1: Floor 2F - Act 1 (x)

NO.012 Middle-aged Woman (Millicent Rose) From the outside, she looks like someone people could only describe as the definite “Auntie”, however, she’s actually Space Secret Agent “Sexologist.” She teaches the spies of her country the ultimate techniques for espionage against other countries.

Meeting Place Report 1: Floor 2F - Act 2

NO.013 Green Woman (Glenda Glarotti) A space actress on the way to her next location. Though she is truly quite old, she maintains her youth by a new health "breathing diet.” Even now, bath scenes that show of her so-called “eternal body” can earn her perfect ratings. Middle-aged men long for her.

Meeting Place Report 1: Floor 2F - Act. 1, Act. 2

NO.014 Pudding Bodyguard Boys who have devoted their lives to the Channel 42 reporter, Pudding (who they’ve been fans of ever since her idol days). Treated as official employees of the station, if Pudding is reporting, then they’ll be always there to act as her back-up dancers.

Meeting Place Report 1: Control Tower - Act. 3

NO.015 Space Pirate (Big Male) ("Lug" Messing) A member of the Space Pirates who seeks the truth and freedom, these members are bass voice singers. Whenever Jaguar makes an appearance, he is given the extremely important job of singing "Jaguuaaar" with lots of love. It's almost as if he's a graduate right out of the Vocal Major from the Kunitachi College of Music.

Meeting Place Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 3 Report 3: Asteroid Belt Area - Act.2

[Translator’s notes: the original text lists Space Pirate (Big Male) as “A member of the Space Pirate Broadcasting Station.” However, that’s rather lengthy so I shortened it to Space Pirates. Kunitachi College of Music is a real life college. ]

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NO.016 Space Pirate (Male) (Xavier Gaboot) Cheerful guys who are members of the Space Pirate Broadcasting Station, they seek both truth and freedom. They zip through space like lightning bolts on their space pirate boards. All of them have sworn their loyalty to Jaguar, and many love him as if he were their own brother.

Meeting Place Report 3: Asteroid Belt Area - Act.2

NO.017 Space Pirate (Female) (Bianca Bardot) A member of the Space Pirates. Usually, she's in charge of steering the Space Pirate broadcasting ship, Bad Tuning. If Jaguar's ever in a pinch, she'll rush to the front lines to support him. There's also other trustworthy, dependable women who have the role of the chorus unit.

Meeting Place Report 3: Asteroid Belt Area - Act.2

NO.018 Maintenance Worker (Solomon Swing) A maintenance worker aboard the Luxury Spacecraft G. He’s a member of the Unbreakables, the winning team of the 42nd Eastern Galaxy Maintenance Contest. Their motto is "your ship will be maintained."

Meeting Place Report 2: Garbage Room - Act. 2

NO.019 Maintenance Worker (Macho) (Terrence Bigoon) A maintenance worker aboard the Luxury Spacecraft G. He’s obsessively committed to his job as a maintenance worker to ensure the passengers’ safety. There’s a warning label that reads “do not modify” on his equipment box.

Meeting Place Report 2: Garbage Room - Act. 2

NO.020 Maintenance Worker (Tall) (Feargal McMiddy) A maintenance worker aboard the Luxury Spacecraft G. His hobby is doing the Space Bamboo Dance with the space metal pipes. He can often be heard shouting "Bamboo! Bamboo!” while working on the ship.

Meeting Place Report 2: Garbage Room - Act. 2

NO.021 Space Homeroom Teacher (Male) (Mr. Joely) A truly nervous man. Maybe it’s because of his mother coddling, as he is her only child, that he grew up (?) to be kind of unreliable at times. Currently, he’s in the middle of escorting his class on a Space Field Trip.

Meeting Place Report 2: Observation Platform - Act. 3

[Translator’s notes: the original text lists Space Pirate (female) as “A member of the Space Pirate Broadcasting Station.” However, that’s rather lengthy so I shortened it to Space Pirates. The original text for “Unbreakables” is 不屈の集団. You could translate this in literally hundreds of ways. The bamboo dance is likely referring to the real life, traditional dance, tinikling.]

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NO.022 Space Primary Schooler (Red Dress) (Faith Anthony) A Space Primary Schooler with a Space Scholarship. She’s a top-level student and dreams of becoming a space programmer in the future. She’s secretly fond of her classmate, Spiky.

Meeting Place Report 2: Observation Platform - Act. 2

NO.023 Space Primary Schooler (Green) (Amanda Amora) He’s earnestly searching for a legendary dragon said to exist somewhere in the universe. Even during this Space Field Trip, he was looking with wide eyes for the shadow of that dragon from the Observation Platform. I’d love to see you one day!

Meeting Place Report 2: Observation Platform - Act. 2

NO.024 Space Primary Schooler (Spiky) (Biluba Boriskovsky) He loves wontons, a luxury dish said to be from the Edo era. Despite being a primary schooler, he has a bold taste in fashion. He takes pride in his spiky hair, which he gets cut at galaxy known space hair salon "Charis-Man". He’s his class’ president.

Meeting Place Report 2: Observation Platform - Act. 2

NO.025 Space Primary Schooler (Pink) (Chloe Cachooka) A little cutie that loves adventure. Even before Ulala rescued her, she wanted to become a Space Reporter, because it’s a profession that feels adventurous. We'll have to wait and see if that happens. By the way, she has a pet Space Iguana.

Meeting Place Report 2: Observation Platform - Act. 2

NO.026 Red and Blue Striped Woman (Ms. Gretchen Goddeau) She was waiting to meet her friends on the 2nd floor Lobby before going on her high school graduation trip to the Crab Nebula; this is when she got involved in the incident. Seems she didn’t stand out despite her flashy clothes, so it was hard for her friends to spot her.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 1

NO.027 Stewardess (Melody McBean) Stewardess of Infinity Line Corp.'s international Space Line. Her pink uniform is a big hit with tourists. The only problem with her husband being a game producer is that he isn't home that often. "My job is to play!" as he says. She's still happy regardless.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 2F - Act. 1

[Translator’s notes: Space Primary Schooler (Red Dress) is actually said to be wearing a one-piece skirt but that’s just a dress isn’t it? Spiky is originally “ツノ君” or “tsuno-kun.” Tsuno means horn though in practice it can mean other kinds of vertical protrusions like Shadow’s helmet spike or the Morolians’ antenna.]

p. 107

NO.028 Space Top Crew (Male) (Hunk Smith) Luxury Spacecraft G’s crew. They fly around the galaxy and are experts on various stars.

Meeting Place Report 2: Cockpit - Act. 1, Act. 2

NO.029 Space Top Crew (Female) (Ms. Hortense Higby) Luxury Spacecraft G’s crew. They mainly work as the operator. Many of these young women are just around 20 years old; there is nonstop chatter and laughter in the cockpit.

Meeting Place Report 2: Cockpit - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (Extra Mode)

NO.030 Reporter (Tachibana) A reporter for Channel 01. His full name is Tachibana Shinichiro, he’s quite the delicate soul. He’s a sensible and hardworking veteran reporter. He rides a spacecraft that resembles a magic carpet.

Meeting Place Report 3: Asteroid belt - Act. 1

NO.031 Reporter (88Man) A robot reporter for Channel 88. He’s equipped with the latest advanced AI technology. With his steel alloy body, he can report anywhere!! He may be mechanical, but he still understands intense emotions (apparently). He rides an odd spacecraft with foot pedals.

Meeting Place Report 3: Asteroid belt - Act. 1

NO.032 Green Boy (Peter Pepper) A fashionable boy who's a bit headstrong. He likes more mature company instead of hanging out with kids his own age. Ideally they’d be 24 to 29 years old.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2

NO.033 Channel 5 Receptionist (Lucy LeBeaux) She has an amazing talent of shining her smile at any time of day. It’s exhausting to keep it up with the visitors that come by day to day. She has a pretty decent amount of fans around the station.

Meeting Studio Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 2

[Translator’s notes: The Green Boy’s description is truthfully romantic in nature but that makes us both super uncomfortable so.]

p. 108

NO.034 Channel 5 Staff (Lance Sterling) We’re trying our best to make fun and enjoyable programs. However, we're having a difficult time earning a profit. I guess we have no choice but to ask Ulala to do her best here! I’m the one that appears on screen during technical difficulties by the way.

Meeting Place Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 2 (x)

NO.035 News Caster (Male) (Brent Suzuki) Channel 5 Newscaster, Suzuki. A member of the general reporting team. He and Ulala grew up together, they still hang out sometimes. He’s the eldest son of a family of artists. His parent’s house was repurposed as a photo studio.

Meeting Place Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1

NO.036 News Caster (Female) (Ms. Valala Petrie) Channel 5 Newscaster, Valala. A member of the general reporting team. Because their names are so similar, she often ends up with mail and such meant for Ulala. A long time ago she used to be a female announcer.

Meeting Place Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1

NO.037 Woman in Black (Sacha Shearade) Space Fashion Designer. She roams the galaxy in search of new cloths. She's fearfully known for her icy eyes and keen aesthetic sense. She’s always hiding behind her sunglasses.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1, Act. 2

NO.038 White Woman (Missy Melissy) A Newlywed Housewife who loves her dear hubby. Hobbies include shopping and cooking. She’s gained weight thanks to her new love of baking sweets. She’s on a diet.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1, Act. 2

NO.039 Blue Woman (Bluebell Smith) Space Priestess. She’s been honing her supposed Space Psychic Abilities from a young age. She works as fortuneteller. Apparently she can also use her powers as a Space Medium but it’s unknown if this is true or not.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 2 Report 2: Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1, Act. 2

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NO.040 Pink Woman (Ms. Pinky Petunia) She works as a dancer at a Space Night Cabaret. She's a bit foul mouthed, but she's still a kind soul. Secretly, she’s caring for an abandoned dog. She spends her days wondering whether or not she should embark on a journey to find true love.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1, Act. 2

NO.041 Light Blue Woman (Madame LeBleu) Traveling in the shadows, she is the cold, beautiful Space Assassin that leaves without a trace, “K.” Does she belong to an organization, is she a lone wolf? Her motivations aren’t completely understood. She always wears light blue. She’s a mysterious, secretive lady.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 2

NO.042 Woman in Red (Rita Pierce) She’s a clerk at “Spacey the Hippie,” a store stocked with everything a Space Hippie could ever need. She is into meditation and is always chewing herbal gum in order to quit smoking.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2

NO.043 Women in Yellow (Yolanda Yancovich) Leader of Team Pheromone and owner of the space bar “Honey Pod.” Her bar is the lead source of the galaxy’s pheromones. Her contrasting personas as leader and owner have created a mystifying beauty whispered to be the best in the galaxy. She has many fans that can be seen as her followers.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1, Act. 2

NO.044 Yellow Boy (Boy 23) Twenty-five children. Through the use of the latest space technology, an infertile couple gave birth to quinvigintuplets. They’re the talk of the galaxy. He’s currently at the rambunctious, destructive age of eight and he’s quite a handful for his mother.

Meeting Place Report: 1 Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x) Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 (x) Report: 4 Recording Studio - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (x)

NO.045 Blue Boy (Euclid Ephrodetes) A student at the Space Elite Private School. Being part of the few elites that has to move to space, he’s been separated from his parents for the sake of his studies since he was little. But be wary of pitying that lonesome expression he sometimes shows, it can get you in serious trouble.

Meeting Place Report: 1 Lobby 1F - Act. 2 Lobby 2F - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x) Air Ducts ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 (x) Report: 4 Recording Studio - Act. 1 (x)

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NO.046 Red Boy (Flavio Femure) A habitual lost child. He loves his kind older sister; he purposely gets lost all the time to get her attention. He’s also a bit careless, often dumping or tripping over things and getting himself injured. He’s kind of a spoiled brat.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 2F - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (x) Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x) Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (x)

NO.047 Purple Man (Butch Agorila) A Space Rhythmic Gymnast. Four years ago, he won the Galaxy Championships for the first time with his execution of a perfect Space Ultra C. He’s since retired due to an injured knee, and works as a coach. Secretly, he’s planning to make a comeback at the next year’s meeting.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 (x); Lobby 2F - Act. 1 (x) Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x); Airduct ~ Garbage Room Act. 2 (x) Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 2 (x)

NO.048 Blue Man (Jacob Kalofsky) A Space Homewrecker, he uses his sweet persona and unparalleled mastery of speech to seduce the women of the galaxy. Though he has no criminal record, you should take caution with him as he is still a dangerous man.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 (x) Lobby 2F - Act. 2 (x) Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x) Airduct ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 (x) Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (x)

NO.049 Green Man (Deron Dumont) The manager of a Space Club that's just the hottest in the galaxy right now. Despite his otherworldly looks and unhealthy lifestyle (one has to wonder if he gets any nutrition), he still has a rather nice air to him. He's not a fan of sunlight.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 2 (x) Lobby 2F - Act. 2 (x) Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x) Airduct ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 (x) Report 4: Recording Studio - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (x)

NO.050 Bi Man (Yaz Malloy) A Space Cosmetics Salesman. The only things he carries around are product samples. His sale-pitch smile combo makes him popular among wives, young and old; his sales top the charts for the Northern Galaxy. He's in an arranged marriage with the only daughter of an old, respected family.

Meeting Place Report 1: Lobby 1F - Act. 1 Report 2: Dining Hall - Act. 1 (x) Airduct ~ Garbage Room - Act. 2 (x) Report 4 Recording Studio - Act. 1 (x), Act. 2 (x)

[Translator’s notes: “Galaxy Championships” is original 全銀河大会. You could translate this in many ways so I just went with how it is translated in part 1. In VR it’s called the All-Universe Open.]

#space channel 5 #Space Pirates #earthlings #translations #Gyun Gyun Book

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