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evil-scientist · 21 hours
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“Ahh Perry the Platypus you’ve finally made it!”
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“Oh right, you’re probably waiting for the trap to spring. Well I’m kinda suffering from budget cuts right now so instead of like a regular trap I had to buy this toddler car seat from Walmart. So like uh if you can just sit in it and uh, don’t forget to fasten the seat bel- yeah there you go, see it fits perfectly! Thanks Perry. Anyways-“
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helixsnake · 10 months
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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
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science-bastard · 1 year
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y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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teslacoils-and-hubris · 4 months
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Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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💀dr.undead follow
Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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💉modernprometheus follow
Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
🦇dr-bats follow
Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
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Hospital.
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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow
Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
🔫 henchman13 follow
Good one boss!
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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow
Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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sweeneydino · 6 months
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Not a mad scientist?
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There is no such thing as a non-mad scientist Donatello.
There is, indeed, a part 2 to this, Here
As a celebration of this post ofc 🍾
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labsafetyviolations · 3 months
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*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*
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sadgayscientist · 27 days
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A lot of times, when people talk about mad scientists, they mean medical or biology or chemistry, sometimes you'll have a physicist or mathematician or even an engineer... But let's not forget about the hard working mad science geologists who help people scout out and build their "evil lair in a volcano" while furthering their own plot to rid the world of their competition by using their own egos against them. Meanwhile they're bending the secrets of the earth to their will, making new and strange crystalline mineral structures, and dialing in the frequency of their earthquake generators to only destroy what they're aiming at. They deserve attention too!
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i made one for us as well
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devpalmer · 11 months
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My game is out now!
re:curse is a surreal RPGmaker horror game inspired by the likes of OFF, Ib, LISA: The Painful RPG and Yume Nikki.
Play as distraction-prone researcher Linda Langley and explore as your laboratory distorts and degrades around you. Send emails. Grapple with your clown infestation. Face consequences. Maybe even survive!
This is a game about...
doors
screens
bitrot
self-fulfilling loops
computer viruses (not real ones)
trans-temporal communication software
gay subtext
surprises
secrets
re:curse was solo developed as a passion project, mostly between 2020-2021. I've returned to it and added the final touches necessary to make a finished game. Bundled with the game is a trove of bonus content for your perusal, including uncompressed source files, concept art, unreleased original music, 3d files, and more. I hope you enjoy!
Download for free on itch.io!
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evil-scientist · 5 months
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drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities
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blackplaaague · 7 months
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The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:
Monster high doll
Mad scientist
Clown, or jester or mime of some sort
creature made of mist that sits and listens
the loch ness monster
supervillain
superhero
librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair
box of deer teeth
robot from outer space
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science-bastard · 5 months
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i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss
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Mad Scientist Wrapped
This year you:
Laughed nefariously 489 times.
Concocted 52 evil schemes.
Made 52 inators.
Were Defeated by heroes 52 times.
Asked out Heroes 26 times.
Were rejected by heroes 25 times.
Asked out then got seduced by Secret Agent Superspy and tricked into going on a date where he tied you up and foiled your evil scheme 1 times.
Got 306 new hypnotized evil minions and fellow villains on Tumblr!
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brightgoat · 3 months
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NEW VIDEO ON YOUTUBE PREMIERING TOMORROW
(10 am AEDT)
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gabrielisdead · 4 months
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he shouldn't be at the club, he should be at the lab going insane
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