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nothatsmi · 7 months
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"A hundred and one. Going on a hundred and two." "You're a terrible liar."
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He lived,,
I'm beyond the point where I can use words to describe them anymore.
Just know that I drew this instead of working and I'll probably keep drawing them more even tho the work's piling up-
I'm not even kidding, it's terrible how much they invade my brain, like I'm always either thinking about them or drawing about them or saving pins on Pinterst about them (the board is getting pretty stuffed), everything i see is ORANGE at this point (it's my favorite color fortunately so I don't mind).
Still not done with the third book btw. I try to make it last as long as I can but I constantly want to read so the end is getting dangerously near...
Next I'll probably draw Dan and/or the other foxes, cause let's be honest they're all so cool...
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muckyschmuck · 4 months
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what did she expect honest to fuck
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fluffyartbl0g · 11 months
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Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.
#one piece#op fanart#monkey d. luffy#shirahoshi#kozuki momonosuke#IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!!#literally tears streaming down my face ‘But I think of you like a little brother!#You’ve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece#get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece#srsly. do it. I didn’t care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through#IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL#NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH#also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended.#but why aren’t there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothers… There’s like one on ao3 and it’s in italian…#PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI#IM SO MAD#SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!!#eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha#both times luffy hasn’t been able to talk to them… but he’s been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly#No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS#LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T#KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1#99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO
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They’re having a public unveiling of the World’s Most Expensive And Rare Wine at auction when I burst onstage, grab the bottle out of the auctioneer’s hands, and chug half of it in one go. Over the horrified cries of the audience, I spit it out and declare that it tastes bad because it “kinda tastes like wine”. I then hit a button and a screen descends out of nowhere with my 50-slide powerpoint entitled “Why Wine Sucks” projected on in but before I can start talking security has sniped me in the head, killing me instantly. I am dragged offstage through the puddle of the Most Expensive Rarest Wine In The World but as the clown music I queued for my PowerPoint starts to play, I know I have gotten the last laugh.
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mst3kgifs · 6 months
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Especially if he fills up on bread first.
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starwarjotta · 1 year
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Starwarstober Day 5, Clone That one time Anakin and Obi-Wan tried to go undercover as shinies :D (didn't happen in the show but I'm SURE it must've happened at some point!!) (as a sidenote, I think of Obi-Wan and Cody as pretty much the same height but occasionally I like to deviate from that a little bit hue hue)
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anthoosies · 3 months
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Choso blushes a lot because of you.
He doesn't understand why he's always so warm when he's around you but he doesn't mind it.
The tips of his ears tinge pink when you smile at him, turning red and spreading to his cheeks every time your hands grab his arm, or when you brush him walking by.
Since he's always blushing when it comes to you, he always has the A/C on or a couple of fans to keep the room cool, because he'll get so hot from the way his blood floods his face. You poke fun but you think its so cute that you get him this way. "It's like an ice rink in here !"
"Cmere angel I'll keep you warm."
When he's between your legs, you see the way he gets redder and redder the longer you go, your noises of pleasure spurring him forth, face and chest covered in a thin sheen of sweat, cheeks flushed as he focuses on making you feel good.
When you get on your knees for him, he's red almost immediately, and he feels the way the heat blooms up his neck and into his face. His cock blushed for you too! When he grips the nearest thing for support, the veins in his arms start to bulge, its a good sign to know he's close to cumming when you see his veins.
When he's on top, his jaw hangs slack in a small 'o' shape, face hot and cheeks rosy and he rolls his hips into you. The heat from his body radiates off of him like crazy, so even if his chest isn't pressed into you, he still keeps you warm.
If you're on top, he's looking up at you, obsessed with the way you look, the way you feel, and his lip is caught between his teeth, cheeks flushed to that soft red as you ride him into the mattress, hands glued to your hips as you do so.
After you two come down from your respective highs, he's glistening, muscles faintly pink and shiny from the sweat. The veins that were once bulging now relax and he controls his breathing.
You always tell him how cute he is when he blushes. He smiles at you, cheeks glowing once more.
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celestewritesstuff · 2 years
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Desires
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Scribe!Haitham has an interaction with you(Gn!Librarian!Reader) that ends up with him seeing your panties, and he goes to his office across the library to relieve himself.
(CW: Jerking off, a little bit of exhibitionism (you can’t see him, he can see you), reader climbs up a ladder and Haitham sees their panties, usage of sir, reader is wearing panties and a skirt)
Working in the Akademiya as a librarian had plenty of benefits. For one, you were respected amongst the people of Sumeru not only because you worked for their proudest attribute, but because you graduated from there too. Many people knew you, and recognized you in the streets whenever you went out. Your co-workers were the pleasant type of people that anyone could get along with (thankfully). However, you had one perk of being a librarian that couldn’t be topped.
Seeing the General Scribe almost every day.
He had plenty of work to do most of the time, often going straight through the library to his office room across the hallway, but it didn’t stop you from stumbling in your shelf work whenever you glanced up to see his toned body strut across the room. Too many nights you had spent up late, thinking about all the unholy things he could do to you, and too many nights you went to sleep restless because only he could really satisfy you. Occasionally during work hours, if you were lucky, he would ask you where some obscure book was of sorts, and then you both got to talking about it. Today was one of those wonderful days.
“(Y/N), how have you been?”
Your head popped up from behind a desk full of books from some student that had been studying previously that night, glancing around for whom you hoped had called your name. Your eyes met his piercing green ones from across the table and you smiled.
“Oh, I’ve been alright, Sir Haitham! And you?” You clasped your hands in front of you shyly.
“You know, the same. Nothing to report as usual. Do you happen to know where Ancient Eremite Customs Volume XII is?”
Your heart dropped a little as he revealed the nature of your exchange, just needing a book again. If only he talked to you simply to… talk to you. But someone with such an important job as General Scribe probably didn’t have time for someone such as a librarian.
“Uhm, I-I’m not quite sure, let me check.” You answered. You walked briskly to the index in the middle of the room, flipping through the pages and, eventually, spotting the location of the book. Returning to Haitham, you informed him you found the book.
“It’s in section 1C row three, i can grab it for you.”
“Oh, no, that’s alright, I can get it. I just needed to know where it was.” He headed for the ladder, but you stopped him.
“You should know, of all people, that only the librarians can use the ladders. It would be a big hazard if just anyone could go up these.” You gestures toward the tall ladder.
“Fine, fine. Just don’t fall, M’kay?” You nodded as you began to ascend. You counted on your muscle memory to keep you upright as the interaction had your mind fuzzy.
What you didn’t count on was Haitham, below you, getting one of the nicest views of his life. Did you choose to wear such a cute but revealing skirt that day just to tease him? He knew such a busy person as a librarian wouldn’t have time for someone like him, but your lace panties were testing his resolve. He tried to tear his eyes off of the sight above him, feeling himself get hard. Did you know that pastel green was one of his favorite colors to see on someone? Surely you didn’t know what you were doing to him, right? The innocence wasn’t an act?
You climbed the ladder swiftly, all attention on getting the book for Haitham and not on the breeze greeting your regions. Maybe if you retrieved the book quickly, you would have time to speak with him just about… things. Your trip up and down the ladder was record worthy, but not fast enough to not affect the man who you were now handing the book too.
“Here you go, Haitham, Sir. What did you need the book for?” Your eyes gazed into his as his dazed expression snapped back to life.
“Uh, Oh, I-Uh, Thanks.” He stumbled, almost dropping the book before scurrying off like a guilty pet to his office. He didn’t realize he hadn’t answered your question until he had thrown the book onto his desk and sat down, hands running through his hair. He was glad the glass door was mostly translucent, unable to see movement on either side unless one was right next to it. This was safe if only for a few spots here and there of actual glass, for architectural design. Through these he could barely see your confused expression from across the library, your knitted eyebrows making his mind race. He wondered, what other expressions could he glean from that pretty face of yours? His pants felt tighter by the minute.
You, on the other hand, felt very brushed aside. So, as you always do when you’re sad, you got to work putting away the books that you were working on before. Soon enough the interaction from before was a small speck in your mind as you began with the ladder once again.
Within his office, Haitham threw his head back as he released himself from his confinements below, his cock springing free. The cool air rushed to greet him and he fisted himself lazily. No matter how much someone wanted to, they’d have to be pretty obvious if they were watching him or even wanted to know what he was doing. Haitham, in his desperation for some release, knew that he would be safe enough to jerk one out before he got to work. His eyes were glued on you through the clear glass as you worked. You, oblivious to the man across the room thirsting after you in his office, continued to shelf efficiently. His eyes traveled all across your body as you worked. He wished he could rip your skirt and panties off of you right that instant. His hand began working faster as he remembered the view from earlier, and he hoped he would get to see it again. His shirt, held up by his teeth, revealed his abs contracting and relaxing as his breathing became more uneven the more he thought of all he could do to you. He leaned back on his chair, continuing to get off on the image of you from before and seeing you in the distance from his window. His eyes closed as he sped up, throwing his head back again, chasing his high.
“F-Fuck, (Y/N)…” He moaned out lazily. He felt his balls contract as he climaxed, shooting his cum all over his desk as he imagined what you would look like bent over it, begging for him to cum. How your quivering figure would look all fucked out beneath him. A thin layer of sweat coated his figure. As he shot his last rope, he heard someone open the door.
“Did… did you call for me, Haitham Sir?” You spoke as you opened the door, “Are you alright?” Your wide eyes met with the scene in front of you, and you watched as his pupils darkened. He motioned for you to walk over.
“I sure fuckin’ will be the second you get over here,” He growled.
part 2 (the right link ig??)
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mrcowboytoyou · 7 months
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Kirk... you didn't ask Spock to be your first officer for space date part two...?
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mediasaurs · 6 months
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T. rex Madness winner: Sue (FMNH PR 2081)!!!
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Congratulations to tumblr's favorite T. rex, the legend of Chicago, the nonbinary icon, the star of the Field Museum!!
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clownsuu · 10 months
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Heeeeyyyy You know what?
I LOVE FLUFFY ONES!!!!
btw, this is not an Oc, it's.. A Version of the discarded character from Welcome Home named Sunny
It's my version as a nun/monk
ALSO!! I draw ur version of Home and Sunny in the church confessional and and- DAMN IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, JUST HERE TO SAY THAT UR DRAWINGS AND EVERYTHING CHARACTERS (Oc's) THAT U MADE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, FOR LOVE OF GOD- I'm Ur fan- a big fan u guess- (sorry I'm nervous-)
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EVEN MORE ROBBIE ROBS RUBS AUGHAUAHAHGH
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concordewillfly · 1 year
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they will never admit this but every wannabe tortured poet whiny pop punk man has tried to be hayley williams for more than a decade. but they’ll never be hayley williams
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bluesfreakingart · 9 months
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KATSUP BLAST
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babybemine · 4 months
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tiny-wyrms · 3 months
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soooo this post inspired me… 🧪
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Borrower Basil spotted with a green glowing lab substance!!! what will she do!!!
…sometimes being a mad scientist’s lab assistant is hard when you’re 5 inches tall (but Anton makes up for it by giving them lots of pizza and cookies)
anyway these were honestly soooo fun to draw and i love how colorful they turned out :3 Basil’s so silly 🐹🧪🐹🧪🐹🧪
(Basil uses any pronouns! [xe leveled up])
alts + inspiration:
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inertia-succumbed · 5 months
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Broke.
Cumulus: WHO DID THIS? WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BE-
Phantom: It was me.
Cumulus: -forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance, Bug, you adorable little thing!
Everyone:
Dew: If that had been me, I’d be dead by now.
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